My future Job ? Hmmmm.....

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I'm thinking of a future job possibly. Something fun and cool. Something that will be awesome for me. Here my wish list and description of each cool job I could do.


Teacher:

Imagine me as a grade school teacher. Molding young minds in a twisted fun way. I would have some fun and screw up the future generation. Who lead the American Revolution ? Stone Cold , Steve Austin of course. Lets all give that guy a hell yeah !

Teacher sounds pretty lucrative as a possible future job. I wonder if they would possibly sue me down the line for the crazy teaching I'd do down the line ?

Actor

If teacher is fun to polute young minds , then why not be on your TV weekly to hit a mass general audiance ? I'd want my own talk show where I'd have hot women , wrestling midgets and pie fights. My show would single handedly lower IQ's across the nation. But I'd have a hell of a time doing crazy shit.

Fireman

I'd love to drive a fire truck. How awesome would that be to run 100mph and blow the huge horn ? It would be fuckin cool to do that. My main fun would be to drive the truck to each fire.

President of the United States

I would be honest and admit I'm a dirty bastard. I'd want kickbacks and money pretty much. Because as long as I'm there I might as well cash in CHING CHING ! So I'd make some fun decisions and set people crazy. Like I'd have an amendment made that you all across the Nation must bow to a picture of me at work . If anyone violiates that you will be guilty of the Extreme Patriot Act and shall be forced to watch hours and hours of wrestling as I laugh beside you.


Right now I'm leaning towards actor and President. I could be an actor 1st and then do the Presidency this way the kids who watch me on TV will be 18 and vote me in on a landslide.

[zombie]

When you become President, you should drive around in a new Presidential fire truck. You could use the hose to knock protesters out of the way.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

When you become President, you should drive around in a new Presidential fire truck. You could use the hose to knock protesters out of the way.


YESSS !!! Fucking protesters. What do they know ? I'm doing this for their freedom. I'll spray them as well. I plan to have a Presidential monster truck/fire truck. So it could be so awesome. :D

[Fish Sauce]

YESSS !!! Fucking protesters. What do they know ? I'm doing this for their freedom. I'll spray them as well. I plan to have a Presidential monster truck/fire truck. So it could be so awesome. :D

And you could alter the history books so that Austin did indeed lead the revolution.

[Forefinger]

YESSS !!! Fucking protesters. What do they know ? I'm doing this for their freedom. I'll spray them as well. I plan to have a Presidential monster truck/fire truck. So it could be so awesome. :D
Fuck a firetruck. A real man of a President would stop to open a can of whup ass on some protesters with Stone Cold Stunners!

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Fuck a firetruck. A real man of a President would stop to open a can of whup ass on some protesters with Stone Cold Stunners!

I have that planned when the guys from Iran and North Korea visit. Also I plan on flaming barbed wire baseball bats. Fuckers will know....I am IN CHARGE ! :evilsmile

[Chris Nowlin]

I'm thinking of a future job possibly. Something fun and cool. Something that will be awesome for me. Here my wish list and description of each cool job I could do.


Teacher:

Imagine me as a grade school teacher. Molding young minds in a twisted fun way. I would have some fun and screw up the future generation. Who lead the American Revolution ? Stone Cold , Steve Austin of course. Lets all give that guy a hell yeah !

Teacher sounds pretty lucrative as a possible future job. I wonder if they would possibly sue me down the line for the crazy teaching I'd do down the line ?
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Actor

If teacher is fun to polute young minds , then why not be on your TV weekly to hit a mass general audiance ? I'd want my own talk show where I'd have hot women , wrestling midgets and pie fights. My show would single handedly lower IQ's across the nation. But I'd have a hell of a time doing crazy shit.


President of the United States

I would be honest and admit I'm a dirty bastard. I'd want kickbacks and money pretty much. Because as long as I'm there I might as well cash in CHING CHING ! So I'd make some fun decisions and set people crazy. Like I'd have an amendment made that you all across the Nation must bow to a picture of me at work . If anyone violiates that you will be guilty of the Extreme Patriot Act and shall be forced to watch hours and hours of wrestling as I laugh beside you.




The funny part of it is this:

You'd be no worse as president than who we have now with that agenda. Your TV show would have more content than most of the shite out there now. And while there aren't a lot of teachers out there trying to corrupt young minds that I know of, there are plenty who would take you at face value if you told them Austin was a war hero and incorporate it into their curriculum 'cuz they're just too dumb to know better.

So yeah, whatever career you choose, it seems like you'll be at the top of the field.