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Loren
12-01-2006, 08:18 AM
Do You Want the Terrorists to Win? (http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_want_the_terrorists_to_win)
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 87%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
Agent Helix
12-01-2006, 08:21 AM
100%
Go Terrorism!
Gingold
12-01-2006, 08:25 AM
Apparently I do. 100%.
Shellhead
12-01-2006, 08:29 AM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 100%
This is the highest score that I've gotten on a test since grade school!
100% scum sucking, want the terrorists to win, threat to America. That's me.
Grazzt
12-01-2006, 08:34 AM
I only got 91%. I feel so inadequate.
Agent Helix
12-01-2006, 08:34 AM
91%?
You Right Wing Conservonazi!
Karl J. Barnes
12-01-2006, 08:36 AM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 96%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
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I'm glad you took this quiz. If it came out that you are an America-hating scumbag, the authorities are probably already on to you. Hopefully you are actually a pro-war Republican patriot, and if so, please cast a vote in November in support of George W. Bush. The liberal forces are plotting against him and we'll need you to help ensure his winning policies remain unchanged for years to come!
It's nice to know that my life can be so eloquently parsed with one little quiz.*SIGH!*
cactusmaac
12-01-2006, 08:39 AM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 53%
You, sir or ma'am, are more than half terrorist sympathizer. Your ill-will toward America can barely be concealed, and has now been uncovered by this quiz. Your love of America and of her dear leader, President Bush, is clearly approaching treasonously low levels. But it's not too late for you. Shut yourself out from all liberal influence, listen only to Sean Hannity, read only Ann Coulter, and above all stop questioning! Questioning only gets our troops killed in their noble battle against the forces of evil that besiege our great land!
Calybos
12-01-2006, 08:39 AM
Hunnerd percent, baby! Woo-hoo!
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 100%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
I especially liked the part about "Is it better to kill on behalf of Jesus, or on behalf of Mohammed?"
Rob on the Job
12-01-2006, 08:45 AM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 32%
"Fairly well done, fellow patriotic citizen. You have taken a decisive stand behind our dear leader and against the terrorists. However you do not march completely in lockstep conformity, and that is troubling. Steel your commitment to the defeat of evil! Bow in unquestioning loyalty to George Bush! After all you don't want to be a liberal, do you?"
Gosh, no sir!
http://www.geocities.com/alcus2/beaver.jpeg
Justin Davis
12-01-2006, 08:47 AM
100 percent here too. I think that actually makes me a terrorist.
That's was a cute, slanted test there. It's like a test that would appear in This Modern World (http://www.thismodernworld.com/).
Ed Cunard
12-01-2006, 08:48 AM
Yes.
Wait, was there a quiz involved?
Adam Crocker
12-01-2006, 09:03 AM
Wait, was there a quiz involved?
Yeah, I had that reaction too.
Bouncing Boy
12-01-2006, 09:19 AM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 96%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
Why do I hate America?
Sean Walsh
12-01-2006, 09:31 AM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 17%
Fairly well done, fellow patriotic citizen. You have taken a decisive stand behind our dear leader and against the terrorists. However you do not march completely in lockstep conformity, and that is troubling. Steel your commitment to the defeat of evil! Bow in unquestioning loyalty to George Bush! Afterall you don't want to be a liberal, do you?
Wow, I love that middle ground........kinda shaky, ain't it? :rolleyes:
96%
I do believe that 9/11 changed everything.
Michael P
12-01-2006, 10:03 AM
Why do I hate America?
I dunno, but I hate America 4% more than you! Neener neener neener!
Dreadstar
12-01-2006, 10:05 AM
I didn't even complete it. The choices went too quickly from one extreme to the other. It was like: A. White. B. White. C. Black.
Where's the fucking grey?
...what do you mean it just a jab at Bush and wasn't supposed to be taken seriously?
DAMMIT!
Spike-X
12-01-2006, 01:27 PM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 83%
You are a terrorist-loving scoundrel who hates our dear leader and the values he defends. There are few redeeming qualities about you. You most likely celebrated when the evil-doers hit us on 9/11, then opposed the Iraq war when we tried to pay them back. You hurt us at every step and cause troops to die in the field by questioning Bush's decisions. You are most likely a lost cause, doomed to be a brainwashed victim of free thought and liberalism forever. No dose of Ann Coulter's prose can save you now.
Only 83%? How are the terrorists ever going to win if I can't support them more than that?
I did have a bit of fun with the UN question, though.
Christopher O
12-01-2006, 01:36 PM
Awesome! 100%! I hate America!
Frodo-X
12-01-2006, 01:45 PM
57%
There just isn't hate in my heart. Cue the sappy music.
Stellar
12-01-2006, 01:46 PM
I got 81%, but they still called me terrorist loving. Man.
Justin Davis
12-01-2006, 01:48 PM
I didn't even complete it. The choices went too quickly from one extreme to the other. It was like: A. White. B. White. C. Black.
Where's the fucking grey?
...what do you mean it just a jab at Bush and wasn't supposed to be taken seriously?
DAMMIT!
I have such the urge to say "Durh!" but I won't because it'll give me Saved by the Bell flashbacks. No one wants that.
That causes me to link to things like this (http://www.lightsoutfilms.com/tv_jessiessong.html).
Arrjay
12-01-2006, 01:52 PM
98%
Apparently I'm a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. I am in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts I am a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. I am fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping my internet connection and is now aware of my thought-crime. I'll have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
So yeah.
Such foolishness.
Stellar
12-01-2006, 01:53 PM
Where's the fucking grey?
Marvel killed him off in issue #75. He and some alien harvester dude...oh, shit, wait....
My bad, my bad.
Valmore
12-01-2006, 01:54 PM
Terrorists Winning Wanting: 91%
TERROR TERROR HE'S OUR MAN! IF HE CAN'T DO IT, TORTURE CAN!
Stellar
12-01-2006, 01:59 PM
Can someone call the CIA and report Valmore? Please? Thanks, you're a doll.
Valmore
12-01-2006, 02:02 PM
Can someone call the CIA and report Valmore? Please? Thanks, you're a doll.
HA! I live in the Gulf Coast. The Bushies can't even find it with a map and George's little brother being here.
Iangould
12-01-2006, 02:22 PM
I only got an 85 - but I lost points because I didn't vote for Kerry.
Pinball
12-01-2006, 02:38 PM
55%. Huh. I was sure it'd be higher than that.
Smacks of DDM's "Is America Evil?" poll, it does.:D
Fenris
12-01-2006, 02:50 PM
43%:
A rather wishy washy performance. At least you are less than half aligned with evil. However your patriotism and allegiance to President Bush are lacking. You certainly harbor a few treasonous thoughts, which will no doubt result in the deaths of at least a few of our troops. Please get yourself straightened out immediately. Read a book by Ann Coulter at once!
To be fair, I haven't ever read an Ann Coulter book; so maybe they're on to something!
õ
No, not really!
Sanagi
12-01-2006, 03:19 PM
Yay, I got them all right. %100!
Mike Smash!
12-01-2006, 05:34 PM
96% and I suspect it's because I said that I voted for someone other than John Kerry.
Sabrina_Fried
12-01-2006, 05:39 PM
I got a 91% but I think I lost points because I am a foreigner, so I can't vote in US elections.
Sabrina
K'Nort
12-01-2006, 06:17 PM
74%
You are a terrorist-loving scoundrel who hates our dear leader and the values he defends. There are few redeeming qualities about you. You most likely celebrated when the evil-doers hit us on 9/11, then opposed the Iraq war when we tried to pay them back. You hurt us at every step and cause troops to die in the field by questioning Bush's decisions. You are most likely a lost cause, doomed to be a brainwashed victim of free thought and liberalism forever. No dose of Ann Coulter's prose can save you now.
Wow. I'm powerful.
darkkeeperjr
12-01-2006, 06:21 PM
81% Can't join the CIA with 81% Can you?
Valmore
12-01-2006, 08:01 PM
96% and I suspect it's because I said that I voted for someone other than John Kerry.
I know I lost a bit picking someone other than Bush and Kerry, but I'm wondering where the other loss to 91% was now...
Mike Smash!
12-01-2006, 08:04 PM
74%
You are a terrorist-loving scoundrel who hates our dear leader and the values he defends. There are few redeeming qualities about you. You most likely celebrated when the evil-doers hit us on 9/11, then opposed the Iraq war when we tried to pay them back. You hurt us at every step and cause troops to die in the field by questioning Bush's decisions. You are most likely a lost cause, doomed to be a brainwashed victim of free thought and liberalism forever. No dose of Ann Coulter's prose can save you now.
Wow. I'm powerful.
Totally. I've always found that "your protests kill soldiers" garbage to be the political equivalent of that scene from Peter Pan.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAERIES! I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAERIES!
Mike Smash!
12-01-2006, 08:05 PM
I know I lost a bit picking someone other than Bush and Kerry, but I'm wondering where the other loss to 91% was now...
I think I lost a little bit to a rejection of foreign oil as a means to supporting the troops over that "I can do war better than you" remark about equipping the troops well.
LtMarvel
12-01-2006, 09:24 PM
91%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
LtMarvel
12-01-2006, 09:27 PM
The related quiz results:
You Drink Republican Kool-Aid 0% of the Time!
Congratulations, you do not drink the Republican Kool-Aid. You haven't been brainwashed and are able to think for yourself rather than get your daily marching orders from the right-wing media. Mindless submission to our leader has no place in America. You, sir or ma'am, are a patriot.
tangentman
12-01-2006, 09:37 PM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 94%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
Hell yeah! Death to all infidels!
Jihaaaaad!
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 89%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo
At least I'm in good company.
As for the related Drinking of Republican Kool-Aid.....
You Drink Republican Kool-Aid 0% of the Time!
Congratulations, you do not drink the Republican Kool-Aid. You haven't been brainwashed and are able to think for yourself rather than get your daily marching orders from the right-wing media. Mindless submission to our leader has no place in America. You, sir or ma'am, are a patriot.
You're damm right I am!
Mike Smash!
12-01-2006, 10:26 PM
Where's the Kool-Aid link?
CoffeeStained
12-02-2006, 12:53 AM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 0%
Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush's America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America's side. God's side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!
heretic
12-02-2006, 08:02 AM
Hunnerd percent, baby! Woo-hoo!
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 100%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
Same here.
I especially liked the part about "Is it better to kill on behalf of Jesus, or on behalf of Mohammed?"
*snort*
This summed it up:
11. How do you feel about the UN?
The UN can be a tool for gaining international support
The UN is run by Euro-wimps and third world dictators
Any day now a UN leader will emerge, the bastard son of two homosexuals, and he will be the anti-christ
HTG
Fish Sauce
12-02-2006, 08:04 AM
91%
I have a feeling that had something to do with the voting, where I said "I didn't vote." 'Cause I didn't.
Dennis K
12-02-2006, 08:35 AM
Damn, I'm only at 83%
gary bolt
12-02-2006, 08:36 AM
98%
Guantanamo, here I come!
Jabuka
12-02-2006, 08:40 AM
91% highest grade i got this year on a Test :D.
Karl J. Barnes
12-02-2006, 08:51 AM
91% highest grade i got this year on a Test :D.
Good going!! I'll see in Gitmo!
Cephus
12-02-2006, 06:33 PM
Yup, I got 100% too. Unfortunately, I really don't want the terrorists to win, especially since the biggest terrorist on the planet right now is sitting in the Oval Office.
BlairH
12-02-2006, 06:37 PM
I only want the terrorists to win when I'm playing them on CSS. Otherwise, hand me the bomb defusal kit, I'm going in!
(I'll bet you ten shillings that nobody got a word of what I just said)
Fish Sauce
12-02-2006, 06:38 PM
I only want the terrorists to win when I'm playing them on CSS. Otherwise, hand me the bomb defusal kit, I'm going in!
(I'll bet you ten shillings that nobody got a word of what I just said)
Alright, let's move out.
Fenris
12-02-2006, 07:22 PM
You Drink Republican Kool-Aid 28% of the Time!
You tend to avoid the Republican Kool-Aid, although you have had a few sips. In general you keep your distance and don't take your marching orders from the right-wing media. Keep thinking with an open mind and take care not to fall for their rhetoric. Let's try to get this score lower next time!
This was less funny than the first one. On purpose, I guess. But coming right after the parody poll, it sounded odd; its deadly-earnest partisanship, leading questions, and buzzwords almost had me thinking it was another parody.
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But, of course, it wasn't!
Do You Want the Terrorists to Win? (http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_want_the_terrorists_to_win)
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 87%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms
UhhhhhhhFreedoms? Do we have any left? Oh that's right: somebody wiped their ass with the constitution.
BlairH
12-03-2006, 05:24 AM
Alright, let's move out.
Go! Go! Go!
TheTen-EyedMan
12-03-2006, 06:30 AM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 100%.
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
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