What Would Ultimate YOU be Like?

[MaxofSteel]

I was rereading some Ultimates issues and I stumbled upon a panel where Ult Tony was being interviewed by Ultimate Larry King.

I thought to myself "Ultimate Larry King" and I couldn't help but giggle. But then it hit me. If Larry King could be Ultimized (along with various other celebs mentioned throught the Ultimate titles), why not us?

So I ask, what would your Utlimate self be like? Would he/she be younger? Older? A different ethnicity perhaps? Would Ult you be a goody too shoes, or an evil McNasty?

And if you think your Ultimate self wouldn't be any different from the real-world, would the same go for your 616 self?

I wanna hear all your thoughts before I put my own two cents in.

[Froggy]

BALLS TO TEH WALL SUPERHEROOOOO:mad:

[Brandon McKinnis]

Ultimate Me, eh? I supposed i'd probably be more of a bastard than I already am. I've been told by multiple Ex's that I use girls as acessories, so definitely more of that, i'd probably be even more manipulative and condescending...I think aside from from the wife beating i'd probably be a cross between Nick Fury, Hank Pym, and Doctor Doom...yes folks, I truly am a magnificant bastard.

[ThePhenom]

The Ultimate idea is the heroes being modernised to function in current society, thus Marvel characters can be Ultimised into a society where people like Larry King and Shannon Elisabeth already exist...

But to not spoil the fun anymore, the Ultimate me would probably be somewhat more intellectual in direct speech (not generally) and probably have a little less Asian in his ethnicity.

[Affinity]

I'd like me to be like the Ultimate Dazzler transformation, though not so much 'cause I'd probably end up maaaddd ghetto, son.

[TassleTREX]

I'd be freakin Super Rambo. I'd go into Iraq and singlehandedly end the war, I'd go into the Gaza strip and beat some sense into them, I'd beat up the next hurricane that tried to hit us so bad that no hurricane would ever touch the USA again, and I'd bang like 300 chicks every night.

And I'd still only be half as cool as 616 me :)

[Chou Blaster]

I imange ultimate Chou would be a Mini Joker in terms of evil, as the Ultimate sturns you mroe bastardly/evil.

[AndAllThatCouldHaveBeen]

i'd be dead.

[MaxofSteel]

i'd be dead.

Aw that's no fun! Whodunnit to ya? I blame Gwarnage! :mad:

Anywho ThePhenom brought up a good point, what wtih the idea behind the Ult line being modernizing Marvel characters. This is true, but that doesn't mean us old-fashioned folks can't be "modernized" too! ;)

That said, Ultimate Max would be... in his mid to late 30s (rather than 21 in the real world) and working in the ...um... military as part of a sub-section of SHIELD's ground troop forces. On a normal assignment to New York, He'd run into the Ult FF while trying to fend off Ult Venom in Times Square.
Max's mission would be to get innocent bystanders to safety, until the threat is neutralized. Once the dust settles and the SHIELD clean up crew takes Eddie Brock on his merry way to prison, Max and Ult Susan Storm catch a glimpse of one another... and its love at first sight.

What follows is a dramatic tale of love and betrayal, as Sue struggles with her feelings for both Reed and Max, while Max must keep his affair secret from his unknowing wife and twelve children (thats right twelve!).
Eventually, Sue leaves the FF and runs away with Max to Hawaii, where they make love all day and night by the fire and drink Pina Coladas ...with the little umbrellas in the cup. Oh and Max later becomes president for some reason.

Yeah...president. Of the world. (sweet).



...Or something like that. :p

[BeastieRunner]

I'd probably be a photographer chasing superheroes around and teaching on the side all while writing Daily Bugle #1 best seller novels. Secretly I'd want to become a superhero.

[Dark Soul # 7]

I'd probably be smarter and meaner but overall still be a loser, only I work at McDonalds or something like that.

[captain_unimpressive]

I'd be whiny.
And from New Zealand.
And... something to do with genetic engineering.

[Froggy]

on second thought id probably be one of the few heroes to not be a a hile to spiderman, mainly cause id be so much of a jerk i wouldnt care

"HAH THE KIDS A BUG"

[DemonJack]

Aw that's no fun! Whodunnit to ya? I blame Gwarnage! :mad:

Anywho ThePhenom brought up a good point, what wtih the idea behind the Ult line being modernizing Marvel characters. This is true, but that doesn't mean us old-fashioned folks can't be "modernized" too! ;)

That said, Ultimate Max would be... in his mid to late 30s (rather than 21 in the real world) and working in the ...um... military as part of a sub-section of SHIELD's ground troop forces. On a normal assignment to New York, He'd run into the Ult FF while trying to fend off Ult Venom in Times Square.
Max's mission would be to get innocent bystanders to safety, until the threat is neutralized. Once the dust settles and the SHIELD clean up crew takes Eddie Brock on his merry way to prison, Max and Ult Susan Storm catch a glimpse of one another... and its love at first sight.

What follows is a dramatic tale of love and betrayal, as Sue struggles with her feelings for both Reed and Max, while Max must keep his affair secret from his unknowing wife and twelve children (thats right twelve!).
Eventually, Sue leaves the FF and runs away with Max to Hawaii, where they make love all day and night by the fire and drink Pina Coladas ...with the little umbrellas in the cup. Oh and Max later becomes president for some reason.

Yeah...president. Of the world. (sweet).



...Or something like that. :p



Wow... You really need to get out more and spend some time with real people...which reminds me I should too. :D

[MaxofSteel]

Wow... You really need to get out more and spend some time with real people...

I know right? Oh well. Maybe next time.:cool:

[Xris]

id have a hotter girl friend... haha, oh i hope she doesnt read this :D

[geordiesteve]

Ultimate me would be a shorter, cos I'm sick of not fitting properly into beds, cars, through doors, and also I'm way taller than my girlfriend and she gets a crick in her neck talking to me. So, I'm happy to lose five inches and come down to 6 foot for the ultimate version of me.

[Sgt. Preston]

Ultimate Sargeant Preston would be the heir to a multi-million dollar company, and would be married to Ultimate Salma Hayek. Powers? Who needs 'em when you have millions of dollars and Salma Hayek by your side?

[Scott Evil]

Ultimate-me? Well, first off, I'd make sure I was drawn by Bryan Hitch. Cause if Bagley was in charge, I'd look like I was stuck in the 90's, with facial piercings and flannel shirts for no reason. I'm also afraid that if Bagley drew me, I would't look Asian at all.

Hitch-drawn Ultimate Scott Evil would be in NY instead of LA, and I'd be going to Empire State University w/ that dorky Peter Parker. Unfortunately I'm almost always late to anywhere I go (damn you Hitch!) I was living a good life, up until Ultimate Crimson Dynamo killed me by stepping on me during the Liberator's attack on NY. Poor Scottie..

However, b/c of the Pheonix/Gah-Lak-Tus/N-zone/MU Zombies fluctuation, I end up in the 616! There, Scott Evil is still Asian! (Hooray) And is drawn by George Perez (double Hooray!) Scott exclaims to himself; "Wow, this is the most proportioned I've EVER been!" Unfortunately I was killed when Magneto destroyed NY (again) hopped up on Kick! Thankfully, I was resurrected a few months later when we find out it wasn't Magneto~ but the twin of a nutso mutant from China! And he saves all Asian Americans killed by his twin mutant brother's rampage dressed up as an older, murderous version of a reformed villain who had been working undercover w/ his enemies for an entire year AFTER faking his own death in a genocide of all his people! Making it so *nothing* actually happened in those two weeks and I was actually part of some witch's dream of ressurecting her long dead twin children she bore from an Android. Yup, that's sounds about right..

Convoluted? You betcha!! HOORAY RETCON!!


All of a sudden, Scott Evil wants to be his MU Zombie self instead.. BRAINS!!?!?!?