There Can Be Only One! (Lester rage inducing version)

[David Bedlam]

Clicky Clicky! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a796k2exUoU)

:evilsmile

[Lester C.]

UNHOLY BLASPHEMY! :mad:

I'M GOING TO FIND ALL THE EVIL INFIDEL MOTHERFUCKERS BEHIND THE VIDEO AND KILL THEM ALL! THEY ARE GOING TO BE DEADER THAN CAM 63'S CHANCES OF PASSING A SOBRIETY TEST! :mad:

[David Bedlam]

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Infidel has only two 'I's by the way. :p

Am I finding this more funny than I should?

[Lester C.]

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Infidel has only two 'I's by the way. :p

Am I finding this more funny than I should?
YOU TOO SHALL BE MADE TO SUFFER AS YOU’VE NEVER SUFFERED BEFORE. I’M GOING TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE, SMASH YOUR DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS BOARD, BURN YOUR TROUSERS, TAKE A BLOW TORCH TO YOUR TEN POUND BIKE, DESECRATE EACH POCKET OF YOUR SEVEN POCKET SHORTS,:evilsmile AND GIVE YOUR GUNDAM, ANIME AND COMIC BOOK COLLECTION TO CHARITY.

[David Bedlam]

Looks like you've been planning that for months.

...

Oh crap! I've just given you a motive! :(

[Lester C.]

Looks like you've been planning that for months.

...

Oh crap! I've just given you a motive! :(
Like Batman I have contingency files and plans in-case any of my allies break bad on me. For instance if Money Boy ever sells out Ninja Faction secrets to his roommate, there will be an extremely potent orderless tasteless poison in his cheese doodles.

[heystacy]

That clip was damn funny! :D :cool:

[Night Swordsman]

THAT was PURE comedy GENIUS. Was laughing so hard i cried.

But now who will buy all of Lindsey's future albums thou? :rolleyes:

[Lester C.]

How can you freaks think of such sacrilegious mateiral.... as funny?:mad: I'll tell you what's funny. Hey Stacy dropping scalding hot latte on his lap is funny. Nightswordmen kittens kicking his ass is funny. MAKING FUN OF THE HIGHLANDER MYTHOLOGY ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY! :mad:

[Night Swordsman]

How can you freaks think of such sacrilegious mateiral.... as funny?:mad: I'll tell you what's funny. Hey Stacy dropping scalding hot latte on his lap is funny. Nightswordmen kittens kicking his ass is funny. MAKING FUN OF THE HIGHLANDER MYTHOLOGY ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY! :mad:

Um..lester? I am a huge Highlander Fan(i even own the Second movie! :p ).
It wasn't Funny.

It was down right Hysterical. Loved every second of it.
And right now my kittens are cuddlying me and purring and telling me that your way too uptight ;)

[Lester C.]

Um..lester? I am a huge Highlander Fan(i even own the Second movie! :p ).
It wasn't Funny.

It was down right Hysterical. Loved every second of it.
And right now my kittens are cuddlying me and purring and telling me that your way too uptight ;)
OH YEA. WELL I OWN THE THIRD AND FOURTH MOVIE! NOW THAT'S DEDICATION! :mad:

[David Bedlam]

Awwwww.

Isn't it cute when Lester gets all huffy! :o

[Night Swordsman]

Awwwww.

Isn't it cute when Lester gets all huffy! :o

Awww Poor Widdle Lwester upsettiewetties becwase Lindsey has the prizer now and not him. Awwww. :D

[heystacy]

How can you freaks think of such sacrilegious mateiral.... as funny?:mad: I'll tell you what's funny. Hey Stacy dropping scalding hot latte on his lap is funny. Nightswordmen kittens kicking his ass is funny. MAKING FUN OF THE HIGHLANDER MYTHOLOGY ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY! :mad:


It will never happen. That's what those nice lids are for. I bet jar jar binks would spill his scalding hot drinks on himself. "Messa lap on fire. yousa think I should put it out." :evilsmile :p That would be golden.

That clip was the BEST version of Highlander ever!

[heystacy]

Awww Poor Widdle Lwester upsettiewetties becwase Lindsey has the prizer now and not him. Awwww. :D


How cool would it have been if she had cut off Adrian paul's head? :evilsmile

Comedy gold!

[Sally Sensational]

Hey, all kidding aside, wouldn't it be great if there WAS only one! Only one teen starlet running around, crashing cars, getting drunk under age, and still claiming to be a role model for our little girls!

As a mom, I think that would be fabulous! Although, based on what I know, I think I would rather Hilary Duff won that last fight.

[heystacy]

Hey, all kidding aside, wouldn't it be great if there WAS only one! Only one teen starlet running around, crashing cars, getting drunk under age, and still claiming to be a role model for our little girls!

As a mom, I think that would be fabulous! Although, based on what I know, I think I would rather Hilary Duff won that last fight.


If only. Someone would follow in her footsteps.

[Cam63]

UNHOLY BLASPHEMY! :mad:

I'M GOING TO FIND ALL THE EVIL INFIDEL MOTHERFUCKERS BEHIND THE VIDEO AND KILL THEM ALL! THEY ARE GOING TO BE DEADER THAN CAM 63'S CHANCES OF PASSING A SOBRIETY TEST! :mad:

Ha ! I passed one last night !

[Cam63]

Hey, all kidding aside, wouldn't it be great if there WAS only one! Only one teen starlet running around, crashing cars, getting drunk under age, and still claiming to be a role model for our little girls!

As a mom, I think that would be fabulous! Although, based on what I know, I think I would rather Hilary Duff won that last fight.

How about Angela Lansbury ?

[Cam63]

MAKING FUN OF THE HIGHLANDER MYTHOLOGY ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY! :mad:

Fuckin' hell it fuckin' is !

[Lester C.]

Hey, all kidding aside, wouldn't it be great if there WAS only one! Only one teen starlet running around, crashing cars, getting drunk under age, and still claiming to be a role model for our little girls!

As a mom, I think that would be fabulous! Although, based on what I know, I think I would rather Hilary Duff won that last fight.
With a mother such as yourself you don't have to worry about your child growing up into a Linsey Lohan type of person.

[Lester C.]

How cool would it have been if she had cut off Adrian paul's head?
Comedy gold!
TAKE THAT BACK!:mad: TAKE THAT BACK NOW YOU YUPPIE BASTARD!:mad: DON'T YOU DARE BRING MISFORTUNE ON HE WHO IS THE GOD THAT WALKS AMONG MAN!:mad: I HOPE YOUR ALL OF THE TRENDY COFFEE SHOPS IN YOUR AREA GO OUT OF BUSINESS!:mad:

[WhiteRose]

TAKE THAT BACK!:mad: TAKE THAT BACK NOW YOU YUPPIE BASTARD!:mad: DON'T YOU DARE BRING MISFORTUNE ON HE WHO IS THE GOD THAT WALKS AMONG MAN!:mad: I HOPE YOUR ALL OF THE TRENDY COFFEE SHOPS IN YOUR AREA GO OUT OF BUSINESS!:mad:

I think somebody needs a nap :P

[Lester C.]

I think somebody needs a nap :P
The last Australian that typed that to a poster got that poster banned. *insert fear emoticon here*

[WhiteRose]

The last Australian that typed that to a poster got that poster banned. *insert fear emoticon here*

OH NO! I don't want you banned! You're amusing! And growling-puppy-like!

[heystacy]

TAKE THAT BACK!:mad: TAKE THAT BACK NOW YOU YUPPIE BASTARD!:mad: DON'T YOU DARE BRING MISFORTUNE ON HE WHO IS THE GOD THAT WALKS AMONG MAN!:mad: I HOPE YOUR ALL OF THE TRENDY COFFEE SHOPS IN YOUR AREA GO OUT OF BUSINESS!:mad:


gasp! How dare you! Don't you know how the economy relies on trendy shops? Do you? What has Adrian Paul done of late? That terrible vampire movie and Charmed don't count either. Lop his head off. it might improve the world.

[Night Swordsman]

Actually Adrian is in the middle of co-producing and starring in a..wait for it..NEW Highlander Movie,subtittled the Source. Lester and i will be in attendance in the one movie theater in yugoslavia where it will be shown,then camped outside of our nearest DVD retail store when it is released ;).

[heystacy]

Actually Adrian is in the middle of co-producing and starring in a..wait for it..NEW Highlander Movie,subtittled the Source. Lester and i will be in attendance in the one movie theater in yugoslavia where it will be shown,then camped outside of our nearest DVD retail store when it is released ;).


Ha! That doesn't count either. Get that man a tv show stat!

[Lester C.]

Ha! That doesn't count either. Get that man a tv show stat!
The last one didn't go so well.:(

[Night Swordsman]

Yah...what WAS that great series again? <giggling> :)

[Lester C.]

Yah...what WAS that great series again? <giggling> :)
The Tracker. I guess alien bounty hunters that mimic the form of humans don't translate into high ratings.

[Tobias March]

Comedy gold...and this thread that spun out of it ain't half bad either :)

[heystacy]

The last one didn't go so well.:(


I admit I liked the Highlander tv series. I think another adventure series might do.

[Jeff Brady]

UNHOLY BLASPHEMY! :mad:

I'M GOING TO FIND ALL THE EVIL INFIDEL MOTHERFUCKERS BEHIND THE VIDEO AND KILL THEM ALL! THEY ARE GOING TO BE DEADER THAN CAM 63'S CHANCES OF PASSING A SOBRIETY TEST! :mad:

There can be only one reply to this:

:rolleyes:

[David Bedlam]

Y'know....I've never watched Highlander.

Is it good?

[Lester C.]

Y'know....I've never watched Highlander.

Is it good?
honestly dude... if faith is no longer a factor... then put yourself out there.

Sex is like anything else... it can be risky, physically and emotionally... but the rewards are worth it. I can't think of a single sensation better than a toe curling, howling, blindingly good orgasm.

NONE.
CROWLEY A LIAR!:mad: WATCHING, NO, EXPERIENCING HIGHLANDER IS MUCH, MUCH BETTER THAN A TOE CURLING, HOWLING, BLINDINGLY GOOD ORGASM!

[Jeff Brady]

Y'know....I've never watched Highlander.

Is it good?

The first movie is decent. Beyond that, everything is shit.

[Cam63]

It was better than Tim Burton's version of Planet of the Apes, Swept Away, Skankwoman ( Catwoman ), Gigli and Woody Allen's last honeymoon video.

[heystacy]

It was better than Tim Burton's version of Planet of the Apes, Swept Away, Skankwoman ( Catwoman ), Gigli and Woody Allen's last honeymoon video.


That ain't saying much. ;)

The first movie I did like. The TV show was ok.

[Lester C.]

The first movie is decent. Beyond that, everything is shit.
Have you ever watched the TV show?

[Cam63]

Have you ever watched the TV show?

Obviously !

[Night Swordsman]

In all seriousness. The First movie is Good. The second and third movies are awful,the four is so/so but alot of HL fans hated it,and the TV show is good,cept that last season where it was mostly testing for a replacement for Adrian Paul in a spin-off series(which became The Raven,but we don't mention that one).


On the bright side,much as i loved the series,and it ranks up there with me as good fun times,it is not my Favorite. That title completely goes to Babylon 5.

[Lester C.]

In all seriousness. The First movie is Good. The second and third movies are awful,the four is so/so but alot of HL fans hated it,and the TV show is good,cept that last season where it was mostly testing for a replacement for Adrian Paul in a spin-off series(which became The Raven,but we don't mention that one).


On the bright side,much as i loved the series,and it ranks up there with me as good fun times,it is not my Favorite. That title completely goes to Babylon 5.
Aside from the six season, the only time when the show was really bad is when the comedy episodes were bad. Speaking of Highlander Trivia here is one. I did not know that Roger Daltry was a famous singer that was in the band called The Who until Gail brought him up a while back.:o

[Jeff Brady]

Have you ever watched the TV show?

I've seen all four movies and about 1.5 seasons of the show (various episodes here and there).

[Lester C.]

In all seriousness. The First movie is Good. The second and third movies are awful,the four is so/so but alot of HL fans hated it,and the TV show is good,cept that last season where it was mostly testing for a replacement for Adrian Paul in a spin-off series(which became The Raven,but we don't mention that one).


On the bright side,much as i loved the series,and it ranks up there with me as good fun times,it is not my Favorite. That title completely goes to Babylon 5.
The reason why fans hated part four so much is two fold. The first reason is a major spoiler so I won't bring it up here. The second reason though is that they shot a trailer for the movie with scenes and plot that was made specifically for the trailer and had nothing to do with the movie.

[Night Swordsman]

The reason why fans hated part four so much is two fold. The first reason is a major spoiler so I won't bring it up here. The second reason though is that they shot a trailer for the movie with scenes and plot that was made specifically for the trailer and had nothing to do with the movie.

On the second point...that's NOTHING new,Lester. ALOT of movie trailers contain scenes that never make the final film. WAY WAY too many to list,thou i am certain it could easily become a new topic somewhere around here. Now behave,or i will have my crime-fighting kittens teach you another lesson.

[Lester C.]

On the second point...that's NOTHING new,Lester. ALOT of movie trailers contain scenes that never make the final film. WAY WAY too many to list,thou i am certain it could easily become a new topic somewhere around here. Now behave,or i will have my crime-fighting kittens teach you another lesson.
This wasn't a simple case of a trailer having scenes that were deleated from the final film. These scenes were constructed to give the flim plot a 180 turn in direction from what it was. You went expecting apples and got oranges. I felt like I had been the victum of a bait and switch scam.