Fergalicious's definitions....

[Indigo Al]

...make the boys go loco.

But enough. What has been your experience with the most brilliant mindworm of the aughts?

[Red Jack]

I'm pretty well on rock-rock when Fergie's London Bridge goes down.

[diana_fan]

Can some kind person translate the original post into English, please?

[Kyuubi]

Can some kind person translate the original post into English, please?




Stacy Ferguson's aesthetic physical features are pleasing to many males of the Homo sapien species which currently inhabits the planet earth.

[Cam63]

Is she the one who wants us all to check out her lady lumps ?

Hmm... She should see a doctor about that.

[diana_fan]

Stacy Ferguson's aesthetic physical features are pleasing to many males of the Homo sapien species which currently inhabits the planet earth.

Thank you.

Clearly, I am not part of the mainstream enough. I had to google her.

[Night Swordsman]

Um. No thank you.

[Cam63]

Thank you.

Clearly, I am not part of the mainstream enough. I had to google her.

Did you see her lovely lady lumps ?

Check them out.

[Red Jack]

Did you see her lovely lady lumps ?

Check them out.


Apparently they drive us brothers crazy.

They do it on the daily.

[Kyuubi]

t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty

[heystacy]

Is she like bootylicious? :evilsmile

[Cam63]

It really is a horrible song, huh ?

[heystacy]

Yes it is. Destiny's Child. Not their best, but stays in your head like forever.

[Cam63]

I thought it was a Black Eyed Peas piece.

[heystacy]

Fergalishious is Ferggie. Bootylishious is Destiny's Child. They are both actual songs.

[Cam63]

So's " L.O.V.E. " by Can't Sing Simpson.

[heystacy]

Hadn't paid that song any mind. Simpson doesn't do it for me music-wise.

[Kyuubi]

Ya know . . .



sometimes we have too much freedom.

[heystacy]

Its all good! ;) :cool:

[Kyuubi]

Oh well.


I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E


And can't no other lady put it down like me

[Cam63]

I thought you were the B,L to the U,E to the D,U and C,K.

[Kyuubi]

Nope.



Pay attention in the future.

[Cam63]

OK, Fergie Blue Duck.

[the4thpip]

She reminds me of those really bad girl-rappers from the late 80s, like Betty Boo.

http://www.planetboo.co.uk/imagestest/betty_boo_cutting1.jpg

[Indigo Al]

She reminds me of those really bad girl-rappers from the late 80s, like Betty Boo.

http://www.planetboo.co.uk/imagestest/betty_boo_cutting1.jpg


Or perhaps....
http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/100/100948.jpg

[the4thpip]

So's " L.O.V.E. " by Can't Sing Simpson.
I've rarely seen a popstarlet look more uncomfortable in her own video.

[Lester C.]

You people wrote in English and yet I don't comprehend a damn thing any of you people wrote.

[the4thpip]

"Singing is a gift from God, and when
people say I can't sing, it's kind of like
insulting God."
- Fergie, Black Eyed Peas

http://www.kinrealm.com/Denizens/Smileys/Denizens/24.gif

[KenK]

She reminds me of those really bad girl-rappers from the late 80s, like Betty Boo.

http://www.planetboo.co.uk/imagestest/betty_boo_cutting1.jpg

This is why I don't get as up in arms about some of the stuff Fergie and Black Eyed Peas do now, 'cause a lot of it is reminiscent of stuff that was popular in the 80s. It's throwback music. I very much enjoyed seeing them live once, when they opened for N.E.R.D.

Some of the songs do get on my nerves, though. "My Humps" fills me with nothing but hatred, if only for the fact that the lyrics or ridiculously unimaginative.

[bfrank]

fergie has a great body....but her face:eek:

[KenK]

fergie has a great body....but her face:eek:

That's what crystal meth will do to ya, kiddies! So lay off the smack!!

[Sam T.]

Wow you guys are being kinda rough on Fergie...!

[shrike]

She pees on herself. Onstage. In front of thousands.

Trashy and gross. For being 30, minus airbrush, shes seriously hit in the face.. I'm sure with a bag over her head many might like her more.

[MrSuslov]

Stacy Ferguson's aesthetic physical features are pleasing to many males of the Homo sapien species which currently inhabits the planet earth.
Not this one. She's distinctly unappealing from my aesthetic standpoint. I don't dig the man-face she's equipped with.

[heystacy]

You people wrote in English and yet I don't comprehend a damn thing any of you people wrote.


You have to hit the clubs more often, or watch some rap vidoes and fake it. Lester. ;)

[heystacy]

She pees on herself. Onstage. In front of thousands.

Trashy and gross. For being 30, minus airbrush, shes seriously hit in the face.. I'm sure with a bag over her head many might like her more.


:eek: :eek: No she didn't! That's insane.

[Red Jack]

Not this one. She's distinctly unappealing from my aesthetic standpoint. I don't dig the man-face she's equipped with.

Awesome.

More for the rest of us.

Seriously. The Peas make good dance music. It's not meant to stand the test of time. Sure some of the lyrics are dumb, often those that are Fergie-specific- but, 1) the girl can actually SING and 2)she and they put ona great show.

don't hate. participate.

[Lester C.]

I thought Fergie had something to do with English Royalty.

[Dr. Killbydeath]

While she can sing, the words she tends to sing make me want to punch her in the face... Also, her man-face.

[Lester C.]

Is this who you guys are talking about?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gxe4B1HJGks

[Dedagda]

If anyone remembers JJ Fad's Supersonic, it lays down perfect with Fergalicious.

They ripped that song for the beat. Hell - the lyrics fit too. Its the same song really.

Supersonic motivating rhymes are creating
And everybody knows that J.J. Fad is devastating

[Lester C.]

If anyone remembers JJ Fad's Supersonic, it lays down perfect with Fergalicious.

They ripped that song for the beat. Hell - the lyrics fit too. Its the same song really.

Supersonic motivating rhymes are creating
And everybody knows that J.J. Fad is devastating
The only thing I understood in this post was Supersonic and only because I was thinking of the poster.

[Red Jack]

I'm sure the gals from JJ Fad (or, more likely, their producers) were well paid for the Supersonic beats.

Jus as the procuders of "Tipsy" were well paid for London Bridge. This sort of thing is very common in rap music.

[Indigo Al]

See my previous post for the visual..... (bad picture, I know)

[Sam T.]

Those people who say she has a man face...I don't see it!

[Sally Sensational]

Not only do I not understand this stuff, I don't think it's possible to.

I deal with this stuff every day from my hip-hop and pop loving students. Even they can't explain it to me without using other slang that has no explanation.

It's crap, pure and simple. And hip-hop and rap men are never going to stop denigrating men until the women stop making themselves sound like they are not good for anything unless they have a milkshake that brings all the boys or lovely lady lumps . . .

[the4thpip]

Not only do I not understand this stuff, I don't think it's possible to.

I deal with this stuff every day from my hip-hop and pop loving students. Even they can't explain it to me without using other slang that has no explanation.

It's crap, pure and simple. And hip-hop and rap men are never going to stop denigrating men until the women stop making themselves sound like they are not good for anything unless they have a milkshake that brings all the boys or lovely lady lumps . . .
You do realize that there are other kinds of hip hop from both sexes, don't you?

[Red Jack]

Not only do I not understand this stuff, I don't think it's possible to.

I deal with this stuff every day from my hip-hop and pop loving students. Even they can't explain it to me without using other slang that has no explanation.

It's crap, pure and simple. And hip-hop and rap men are never going to stop denigrating men until the women stop making themselves sound like they are not good for anything unless they have a milkshake that brings all the boys or lovely lady lumps . . .

Hip Pop and Hip Hop are not interchangeable.

I suggest you either step back and relax about the fad your kids are following or check out the wide variety of work offered under the true Hip Hop banner.

There's a LOT more out there than gangster rap and anti-female rhetoric. I don't judge rock and roll by white supremecist thrash bands. You shouldn't judge Hip Hop by the crap that gets delivered through MTV.

First assignment: find and enjoy the fantastic work of Mos Def. You will be pleasantly surprised.

[Evan Waters]

Like her voice, like her looks. "My Humps" may be stupid but she sells it.

Honestly, it's not like stupid songs are either recent or bad. The history of rock and roll is built on silly nonsense like "Louie Louie" and "Dirty Bird".

[shrike]

Those people who say she has a man face...I don't see it!

Then I advise you to stop staring at her fake boobies and look to that thing that is held up by her neck.

[Sally Sensational]

Hip Pop and Hip Hop are not interchangeable.

I was referring specifically to the examples offered - "Fergalicious" and "My Humps".

First assignment: find and enjoy the fantastic work of Mos Def. You will be pleasantly surprised.

1. I would not doubt that, as I am already a Mos Def fan.:cool:

2. I don't watch MTV. In the interest of learning what my students like and how to relate to them, I do occasionally watch BET.

3. There are, indeed, many examples of non-misogynistic hip-hop music. However, those are not the examples I hear incessantly quoted in the hallways and see incessantly scrawled on notebooks, lockers, and walls around me every day. Clearly, it is not the "good" stuff that is making the greatest impact on the teenagers I deal with.

4. Never, ever, give a teacher an assignment the Friday before Thanksgiving. ;) I am about to have a week off and just hearing the word "assignment" gives me the heebie-jeebies. :eek:

[Evan Waters]

3. There are, indeed, many examples of non-misogynistic hip-hop music. However, those are not the examples I hear incessantly quoted in the hallways and see incessantly scrawled on notebooks, lockers, and walls around me every day. Clearly, it is not the "good" stuff that is making the greatest impact on the teenagers I deal with.

It never is.

[Lester C.]

Is this who you guys are talking about?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gxe4B1HJGks
THIS SONG, WHICH I LOATE TO DEATH, HAS BEEN PLAYING NONSTOP IN MY HEAD! NORMALLY WHEN I USE THE MAD EMOTICON AND SHOUT I DON'T MEAN IT. WELL RIGHT NOW I'M FUCKING MAD!:mad:

[Tobias March]

I remember sitting in a cafe in Amsterdam when the 'Lets get Retarded', chorus started booming out of the speakers. My friend opposite me started grinning like a loon.

It was a weird moment.

I've seen her on stage (I used to do security for concerts) - she can move alright. I wouldn't mind her so much if it weren't for the fact that they play her music 24/7 on the radio and I spend 8 hours everyday in a cramped office. Not very conducive.

[lonesomefool]

I lost all interest her when I saw those pictures of the concert where she "relieved" her bladder in the middle of the concert. Now everytime I see her I cant cant help, but think that.