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WhiteRose
11-16-2006, 08:20 PM
It's probably been posted before but...

http://www.theyfightcrime.org/

He's a genetically engineered Amish romance novelist fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a disco-crazy bisexual barmaid with someone else's memories. They fight crime!
Jack Zodiac
11-16-2006, 08:25 PM
"He's an unconventional ninja senator who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a mistrustful impetuous stripper with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!"

What's this from, again?
Gozwald73
11-16-2006, 11:56 PM
"He's a beknighted small-town romance novelist who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a cold-hearted African-American mermaid who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!"

Hee hee - I love it! :D
Cam63
11-17-2006, 12:39 AM
He's a prosecutor who sabotaged a case he was working on to get Adrian Paul off a goat smuggling charge. She's an ex-East German border guard who hates cheese and Highlander.

Together, they fail to fight crime !
heystacy
11-17-2006, 01:16 AM
He's a jaded overambitious dog-catcher looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a ditzy blonde mermaid with the power to see death. They fight crime!

Funny, and kewl. :cool:
Dark Galaxy
11-17-2006, 01:11 PM
It has been posted before, but it's still fun!!

He's an oversexed umbrella-wielding cowboy from the 'hood. She's a cold-hearted junkie Valkyrie who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
Sally Sensational
11-17-2006, 01:13 PM
He's an uncontrollable native American jungle king with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a brilliant tempestuous opera singer from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

YEAH! I could do this for hours!
Azrael52
11-17-2006, 02:26 PM
He's a fiendish drug-addicted Green Beret in drag. She's a time-travelling streetsmart snake charmer descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

This is too cool, guys.
Azrael52
11-17-2006, 02:29 PM
I'm sorry, but I just had to post this one. I'd so buy this book.

He's a genetically engineered umbrella-wielding dog-catcher looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's an orphaned mute doctor with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!
Grazzt
11-17-2006, 02:42 PM
I think this would make an interesting writing contest. The contest judge uses the random generator to determine three sets of characters for you and you choose the one you like best and write a story about the characters you get.
Cam63
11-17-2006, 02:42 PM
He's Lester. She's Whiterose.

Together they fight... Um, what was the question ?
sk716
11-17-2006, 05:13 PM
Fun!

He's a hate-fuelled dishevelled photographer who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a green-fingered psychic schoolgirl They fight crime!
siviusx
11-18-2006, 05:53 AM
I love how it seems to cater to everyone's personal tastes, too:

"He's an underprivileged drug-addicted librarian with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a radical blonde hooker living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!"

W00t, drugs and hookers!

I will note that it's probably a good thing that the concluding line isn't "they fight crime succesfully!" in this case.
Paploo the Ewok
11-18-2006, 07:54 AM
He's an immortal shark-wrestling shaman who believes he can never love again. She's a bloodthirsty belly-dancing magician's assistant in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!

He's a suave ninja waffle chef plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a ditzy winged angel who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
Cam63
11-18-2006, 02:30 PM
She's a barmaid. He's an alcoholic.

Togesher, thesth fih crim.
Justin Carr
11-18-2006, 02:42 PM
Wait.... This one almost makes sense....

"He's a superhumanly strong zombie vampire hunter plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a tortured out-of-work museum curator from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!"
Cam63
11-18-2006, 02:45 PM
She's the Queen of England. He's Sir Elton John.

Together they ride horses and shop a lot !
Lester C.
11-18-2006, 02:47 PM
He’s Tom Cruise. She is Katie Holmes. Together they have a test tube baby.
Cam63
11-18-2006, 02:49 PM
You cynic !
Lester C.
11-18-2006, 03:15 PM
You cynic !
He is Cam 63 who loves beer.

He is Heystacy who loves lattes.

Together they get their drinks switched and end up in detox.
Cam63
11-18-2006, 03:28 PM
He is Cam 63 who loves beer.

He is Heystacy who loves lattes.

Together they get their drinks switched and end up in detox.

I can understand that.
Lester C.
11-18-2006, 03:31 PM
He is Lester Carthan.
trigunfan1
11-18-2006, 03:31 PM
He is Trigunfan1.
Lester C.
11-18-2006, 03:33 PM
Together we creep people
trigunfan1
11-18-2006, 03:34 PM
out because that's how we roll!:cool:
Cam63
11-18-2006, 03:34 PM
Together they fight bacteria !
Night Swordsman
11-18-2006, 07:54 PM
...because they are a couple of Fungi's. :p
Lester C.
11-18-2006, 07:59 PM
...because they are a couple of Fungi's. :p
He is Night Swordsman

They are Kittens.

Together he's a *censored*:mad:
heystacy
11-18-2006, 08:02 PM
He is Cam 63 who loves beer.

He is Heystacy who loves lattes.

Together they get their drinks switched and end up in detox.


You devil! :evilangry

The detox part. I might like beer. :evilsmile I don't know if Cam would prefer the latte.
Night Swordsman
11-18-2006, 08:41 PM
He is Night Swordsman

They are Kittens.

Together he's a *censored*:mad:

Together, WE FIGHT CRIME!

<watches as my kitties shove the bar of soap into Lester's mouth>

WTG Kittens! Lets go out on patrol!
(lots of happy meowing). :rolleyes: