Jack Zodiac hates bacon.

[glue]

That's right. I went there.

[Jack Zodiac]

I'll cut your fuckin' throat open and bathe myself in your blood you insolent whelp! How dare you question my love of bacon! :mad:

[Lester C.]

That's right. I went there.
That's not so shocking. He's God after all and there are several people who worship Him and abstain from pork.

[thespianphryne]

...hates bacon!

But...bacon makes the world go 'round.

Eating a BLT on toasted rye right now. Yummy!

[glue]

I'll cut your fuckin' throat open and bathe myself in your blood you insolent whelp! How dare you question my love of bacon! :mad:


I'm just sayin. Word is you're "all about the tofu" these days.

[TomStillwell]

Get a rope.

[Night Swordsman]

And here i thought Jack WAS Bacon all this time... :rolleyes:

[glue]

And here i thought Jack WAS Bacon all this time... :rolleyes:


Mmmmm....Zodi...I mean mmmm bacon!!!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Ooookaay *shifty eyes*



*edges away*

[Jack Zodiac]

I'm just sayin. Word is you're "all about the tofu" these days.

Who is spreading these vicious lies? I'll add their skulls to my death altar to glorious bacon!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Uwaah! Jack's Satanist! Hide your babie's!!

Hmmm, or would Baconist more appropriate? :cool:

*disappears ninja-style*

[TomStillwell]

I heard Jack was bringing bacon back.

[Jack Zodiac]

I heard Jack was bringing bacon back.

You heard it right, baby! Jack Zodiac's on the fast track for bringin' bacon back! Bacon themed meals, bacon side dishes, bacon salad dressing, bacon placemats and utensils, bacon spray on deodorant, bacon anal lube! Who's makin' bacon? This man, right here baby! Bacon is back, and it ain't just for eatin' anymore!

[saintsaucey]

lol character limit

[sk716]

I heard Jack was bringing bacon back.

Funny, 'cause I heard Jack has back.

[TomStillwell]

I know what Jack keeps in his front pocket...

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11653.html

[sk716]

I know what Jack keeps in his front pocket...

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11653.html

I now have a new favorite store!

[glue]

I know what Jack keeps in his front pocket...

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11653.html

Pure fuckin class.

[Jack Zodiac]

Funny, 'cause I heard Jack has back.

How else'm I gonna' pr'mote bac'n!?

[Jack Zodiac]

Pure fuckin class.

I also age bacon until it becomes a fine, dull green, then tape them together and force merchants to accept it as currency!

[glue]

I also age bacon until it becomes a fine, dull green, then tape them together and force merchants to accept it as currency!


Why are you dealing with merchants who have to be forced to accept bacon (rancid or not) as currency? You sir, are commie swine.

[TomStillwell]

I now have a new favorite store!

I shop there quite often. Shelly knows where her X-Mas gift is coming from now!!!

There's also these...

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11605.html

And these!

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11476.html

[Karl J. Barnes]

I also age bacon until it becomes a fine, dull green, then tape them together and force merchants to accept it as currency!

Thus the term "greasing palms" came into effect.

[Azrael52]

. . . so, about this bacon lube, can we cross promote with our Eric & Ray anal beads?

[Jack Zodiac]

Why are you dealing with merchants who have to be forced to accept bacon (rancid or not) as currency? You sir, are commie swine.

And you're an idealist fuckface! Haven't you heard the old expression, "rancid bacon makes the world go 'round?"

[Jack Zodiac]

. . . so, about this bacon lube, can we cross promote with our Eric & Ray anal beads?

Consider a "sausage anal toy" and you've got yourself a deal, sir!

[Azrael52]

Consider a "sausage anal toy" and you've got yourself a deal, sir!

I've got the preliminaries on this if you want me to email them.

[stealthwise]

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/1/6/2/01624.png

[Azrael52]

*Smiles and backs slowly away from Stealth*