Who Had Sex in 1983? [Archive] - Comic Book Resources Forums

Screwtape

11-13-2006, 06:56 PM

Sean Connery, I bet.

Prob'ly havin' sex right now.

Cam63

11-13-2006, 06:57 PM

*Raises hand*

Jack Zodiac

11-13-2006, 06:58 PM

The parents of anyone born nine months later?

Oh, oh, that's me! Right here! Born late by a few weeks, it's entirely possible my parents fucked at the end of December 1983. Well, it's entirely possible whether or not I was conceived then anyway, but the odds are pretty good that I was.

Cam63

11-13-2006, 06:58 PM

...Son ?

I said that for the sake of a joke, btw !

Gladiaria_Alata

11-13-2006, 07:00 PM

I didn't exist then...So no. :rolleyes:

Tobias March

11-13-2006, 07:00 PM

Yeah....I was three.

Jack Zodiac

11-13-2006, 07:01 PM

...Son ?

I said that for the sake of a joke, btw !

My dad's an Aussie?

No... that can't be true! That's impossible!

*plummets from Cloud City*

Cam63

11-13-2006, 07:06 PM

So, your natural talent for throwing a boomerang didn't clue you in ?

...Still doing this for the sake of a joke, btw !

Kyuubi

11-13-2006, 07:09 PM

No, but I have an excuse.

I didn't turn 1 until '84.

Cam63

11-13-2006, 07:14 PM

Fuck, I feel old now.

Jack Zodiac

11-13-2006, 07:26 PM

So, your natural talent for throwing a boomerang didn't clue you in ?

Nor did my love of novelty sized cans of beer or penchant for giving ordinairy things ridiculous names. How could I have been so blind?

sk716

11-13-2006, 07:30 PM

Not me, but in all fairness, I was 10.

Red Jack

11-13-2006, 07:55 PM

First year of full immersion after months of guided tutorials from an experienced instructor.

Haunt

11-13-2006, 07:58 PM

when you say "sex," does it have to be with another person?

Lester C.

11-13-2006, 07:58 PM

I was a five year old still recovering from a massive heart surgery so I was a little of my game.

Cam63

11-13-2006, 08:00 PM

Heart surgery slows one up at the best of times.

Cam63

11-13-2006, 08:01 PM

when you say "sex," does it have to be with another person?

Yes. Masturbation is cheating.

Lester C.

11-13-2006, 08:02 PM

Heart surgery slows one up at the best of times.
The nice thing about me is that I had my surgery when I was two and made a full recovery so I don't remember the surgery or the recovery.:)

Cam63

11-13-2006, 08:04 PM

Works better that way.

Jack Zodiac

11-13-2006, 08:18 PM

The nice thing about me is that I had my surgery when I was two and made a full recovery so I don't remember the surgery or the recovery.:)

Ditto. All I've got to remember it by is a giant scar down the middle of my chest and another one around my shoulder blade.

Cam63

11-13-2006, 08:19 PM

You guys are legends just by being here.

Lester C.

11-13-2006, 08:20 PM

Ditto. All I've got to remember it by is a giant scar down the middle of my chest and another one around my shoulder blade.
My scar was massive when I was a baby. Then as I grew the scar stayed the same size so now it's very small. I've been told that I'm lucky as scars on some people stretch and grow with them as they get older.

Jack Zodiac

11-13-2006, 08:21 PM

That'd be mind. The one on my chest isn't so bad, but the one around my shoulder blade stretched with me.

Lester C.

11-13-2006, 08:24 PM

That'd be mind. The one on my chest isn't so bad, but the one around my shoulder blade stretched with me.
I've been told you can lie and use scars to get laid. The problem is I've never been able to lie wroth a damn. The big goofy grin tends to give me away.

Jack Zodiac

11-13-2006, 08:30 PM

I've been "attacked by a bear," "thrown through a windshield," and "thrown through a windshield by a bear."

diana_fan

11-13-2006, 08:30 PM

I was definitely thinking about sex in 1983. I am fairly certain I discovered pr0n around that time. But that's pretty much it.

Cam63

11-13-2006, 08:32 PM

I've been "attacked by a bear," "thrown through a windshield," and "thrown through a windshield by a bear."

How about, " I spilled an Australian's beer and said Don Bradman was a prick " ?

heystacy

11-13-2006, 08:39 PM

I was thirteen then. Oh, goodness that was a long time ago.

PatrickG

11-13-2006, 10:22 PM

So, your natural talent for throwing a boomerang didn't clue you in ?

...Still doing this for the sake of a joke, btw !

I'm waiting for Jack Drake to burst in and shoot you now.

TCJohnson

11-13-2006, 10:33 PM

I had sex in 1983 but I know no children came out of it. I had sex with a lesbian and gays can't produce children. The government told me so.

Cam63

11-13-2006, 10:35 PM

Thank Beer for officials.

Karl J. Barnes

11-13-2006, 10:39 PM

Yes and ever since then too.

Cam63

11-13-2006, 10:39 PM

I'm waiting for Jack Drake to burst in and shoot you now.

Ha ! That guy can't shoot straight anyw....

*THUD*

Karl J. Barnes

11-13-2006, 10:41 PM

I had sex in 1983 but I know no children came out of it. I had sex with a lesbian and gays can't produce children. The government told me so.

No that's not true. That only came into effect around 1994...

rick

11-13-2006, 10:42 PM

I had a wife and two kids in 1983.

So yeah.

Cam63

11-13-2006, 10:45 PM

Had ?

Don't tell me you left them sitting on the dryer at the laundromat again !

Gozwald73

11-13-2006, 10:52 PM

Hmmm not until 1986

rick

11-13-2006, 11:03 PM

Had ?

Don't tell me you left them sitting on the dryer at the laundromat again !

Well the kids grew-up and went away and I lost that wife around '91.

So yeah, had.

Cam63

11-13-2006, 11:14 PM

I'm sorry about your missus.

howyadoin

11-13-2006, 11:20 PM

By 1983 I'd been having sex for 4 years.

Though not all that frequently yet...

Cam63

11-13-2006, 11:25 PM

By 1983 I'd been having sex for 4 years.

Four years !?

That reminds me of that joke, " I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my arms tired ! "

howyadoin

11-13-2006, 11:29 PM

Four years !?

That reminds me of that joke, " I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my arms tired ! "Yeah, I had amazing stamina in those days. Now I'm lucky to last a week.

Crowley

11-13-2006, 11:31 PM

i was 4... so no.

Dark Galaxy

11-13-2006, 11:33 PM

Not me, but in all fairness, I was 10.

Well, I was a pretty whorey 8 year old, so yeah, I was getting it left and right.

*it's a joke, people!* I wasn't whorey until I hit 11!

Cam63

11-14-2006, 12:04 AM

What ? Did you say your name was Maurey ?

rick

11-14-2006, 01:57 AM

I'm sorry about your missus.

Don't be.

I've had three more since.

saintsaucey

11-14-2006, 03:47 PM

I was 3 as well. but to be fair im 26 and still haven't so i can't really blame it on the age thing. But if i were married however...katie bar the door

shrike

11-14-2006, 04:43 PM

I hadnt even reached the first 10 years of my life by that time...

Then again, I thought kissing was how babies were made, so by that definition, sure I had already had sex.

Yes, I was the playground whore.

Paul McEnery

11-14-2006, 05:12 PM

No, but I have an excuse.

I didn't turn 1 until '84.
*enters a sick/transcendent thought into the conversation*

The egg and the sperm that are now you had sex in 1983.

So oh yeah you did.

Paul McEnery

11-14-2006, 05:14 PM

How about, " I spilled an Australian's beer and said Don Bradman was a prick " ?
My mum saw Don Bradman play, and you didn't.

BTW, it was in England, and he was bowled for a duck. And it has to be said, the audience wasn't all that pleased about it.

Cam63

11-14-2006, 05:38 PM

Don't be.

I've had three more since.

They do say, " Practice makes perfect. "

Cam63

11-14-2006, 05:42 PM

My mum saw Don Bradman play, and you didn't.

Good for her.

BTW, it was in England, and he was bowled for a duck. And it has to be said, the audience wasn't all that pleased about it.

If that's all they had to whinge about, then they were lucky.

Night Swordsman

11-14-2006, 05:55 PM

I abstained that year. All i am saying.

howyadoin

11-14-2006, 11:15 PM

Don't be.

I've had three more since.Hah. I was waitin' to see what you'd post in response.

WhiteRose

11-15-2006, 05:04 AM

My parents got married that year...

Lester C.

11-15-2006, 06:40 AM

My parents got married that year...
I think she just called us... old!:mad:

MacQuarrie

11-15-2006, 08:14 AM

Well the kids grew-up and went away and I lost that wife around '91.

So yeah, had.
Have you tried looking under the sofa cushions? I lose everything down there.

MacQuarrie

11-15-2006, 08:17 AM

I got married in 1985. So the answer is yes.
Why do you ask?

rick

11-15-2006, 08:31 AM

Have you tried looking under the sofa cushions? I lose everything down there.

I would look, but there's every chance I'd find her, and then I'd have some real explaining to do to the current wife.

maczero

11-15-2006, 08:46 AM

I touched a breast in '83. Does that count?

TheTen-EyedMan

11-15-2006, 08:48 AM

I stole 3rd base.

Thank you Beth Hamilton.

She's a house wife in Decatur now.

Has three kids, a loving husband and I think she still has the bruises from my groping her on her boobs.

MacQuarrie

11-15-2006, 08:57 AM

I would look, but there's every chance I'd find her, and then I'd have some real explaining to do to the current wife.
Best to just leave her there next to the stray M&Ms, ballpoint pens, and Paul Williams ("so THAT's where he's been!")...

Weetomuncher

11-15-2006, 09:20 AM

I was only three.

Honestly.

Dreadstar

11-15-2006, 12:03 PM

1981 to 1983 were my "wild" years.

It's a wonder I never contracted anything that couldn't be cured with pennicillan or Keflex.

dazzler_slave

11-15-2006, 01:00 PM

Hmmm, in 1983 I was 7 years old. I had a crush on a girl named Alison. I decided one day in class to tell her that I loved her. She started to cry and ran to the teacher and told her. I got a lecture from the teacher, telling me to keep my opinions to myself. Alison lost out tho, because 10 years later I came out to her as gay. Huh! Guess I showed her! :D

WhiteRose

11-16-2006, 05:11 AM

I think she just called us... old!:mad:

I would NEVER do such a thing! :evilsmile