Rita's XIV: The Last DJ

[Matt Algren]

That was the greatest closing of a thread ever.
I almost cried!

Then he reopened it. Well played, Cronin.

Well played indeed.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I use 37 minutes on my cell last billing period.
Hah! Me too. I barely use my cell. I use it more when I'm on vacation.

[Matt Algren]

Hah! Me too. I barely use my cell. I use it more when I'm on vacation.
I got rid of the land line last year. Haven't missed it yet, and I still don't use all my minutes.

[Tadhg]

I use about 1500 minutes a month.

[Brian Cronin]

Interesting math.

I am undone!!!

[Matt Algren]

Science H. Logic! That's a lotta minutes.

[HomerJay]

I almost cried!

Then he reopened it. Well played, Cronin.

Well played indeed.
That thread has gone from "fun" to "brilliant". It's gotten to be nearly Andy Kaufman-esque.

[Dreadstar]

That thread has gone from "fun" to "brilliant". It's gotten to be nearly Andy Kaufman-esque.

Wake me when we get into the realm of Dice Clay.

[Tadhg]

Science H. Logic! That's a lotta minutes.

Conference calls baby.

[Matt Algren]

Wake me when we get into the realm of Dice Clay.
The Sock Puppet was a nice touch.

[Dreadstar]

The Sock Puppet was a nice touch.

It was so beautiful, I nearly wept with the perfection.

[Ed Cunard]

Wake me when we get into the realm of Dice Clay.

TinMan hasn't been around much.

[Merey]

Have a nice afternoon, folks. I'm jetting out early because the boss is out today. Whoo!

[HomerJay]

Wake me when we get into the realm of Dice Clay.
Speaking of comedians, I'm beginning to think that a $1 bet between Randolph and Mortimer Duke is responsible for the simultaneous fall of Dave Chappelle and the subsequent rise of Dane Cook.

[Dreadstar]

Have a nice afternoon, folks. I'm jetting out early because the boss is out today. Whoo!
I'm going for my usual Friday sans the kid.

Johnny Rocket's, movie, NTN, drunkeness, strip bar, oblivion.

[Ed Cunard]

I'm going for my usual Friday sans the kid.

Johnny Rocket's, movie, NTN, drunkeness, strip bar, oblivion.

I wish I were closer. And not working late. And not pretending to work while working late when I'll really be writing a paper.

[Dreadstar]

I just hope that oblivion hits me AFTER I leave the strip club. It's cheaper.

[DarkBlade]

AGhg. I forgot to get my lunch on the way home. *heads out again.*

[Jack Zodiac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/howyadoin/In%20Progress/Lizard_12.jpg

The final piece! And it looks great, man.

[howyadoin]

Afternoon, fuckers.

[Ed Cunard]

Afternoon, fucker.

[Tadhg]

I just hope that oblivion hits me AFTER I leave the strip club. It's cheaper.

You should just go straight to Oblivion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elder_Scrolls_IV:_Oblivion)

[Brian Cronin]

That was the greatest closing of a thread ever.

No, the greatest thread closing was the New York City one!

-Brian

[Ed Cunard]

Well, New York City is the greatest, so.

[Dom]

Speaking of comedians, I'm beginning to think that a $1 bet between Randolph and Mortimer Duke is responsible for the simultaneous fall of Dave Chappelle and the subsequent rise of Dane Cook.


Stealing from Bill Simmons is terrible.

[i_mmmchocolate]

No, the greatest thread closing was the New York City one!

-Brian
True. That was classic.

[Ed Cunard]

True. That was classic.

What happened?

[HomerJay]

Stealing from Bill Simmons is terrible.
Ban me now.

[Jack Zodiac]

It's goin'.


Just gettin' ready for work. It's amazing the time you save when your tap water is polluted and you don't wanna shower in it. (We had a big storm the day before yesterday that apparently stirred up all kinds of sediment in the water supply. Now our tap water is brown.)

I went to this camp one summer and the water smelled like eggs. Sulfur deposits or something. Anyway, I didn't shower for over a week. In the summer. And I still smelled better than everyone at the camp.

[howyadoin]

Afternoon, fucker.What's up, fucker?

[Chris Nowlin]

That's an awesome piece there Howya; wish I'd been around to see each one as they came.

(ummm... by piece, I mean the art... yeah...)

[Jack Zodiac]

Mike Birbiglia's Secret Public Journal, November 10, 2006 (http://www.mysecretpublicjournal.com/).

"I said, 'If you don’t find me a room in the hotel, I’m going to be (expletive) furious.' And then the manager said, 'Sir, you don’t have to take it to that level.' Five minutes later, he found me a room. Apparently, I did have to take it to that level."

Mike Birbiglia's hilarious. Everything I've ever seen of his has been pure comedic gold.

[Ed Cunard]

What's up, fucker?

Fucking off on the internet, staying at work until 11PM. Planning on eating a Cheesy Gordita Crunch for dinner.

I hate my life.

[i_mmmchocolate]

What happened?
Someone started a thread titled "Reason to hate New York City" (or something like that).

I reported it as a bad post.

Brian posted in the thread "You cannot hate New York City" and closed it.

[Jack Zodiac]

Borat's not exactly a date movie. :)

-Brian

I'unno. I took my girlfriend's brother to see it and I totally got some. Must've been the hotel room scene.

[Valmore]

Someone started a thread titled "Reason to hate New York City" (or something like that).

I reported it as a bad post.

Brian posted in the thread "You cannot hate New York City" and closed it.

Yeah, but I still hate New York City.

Not really.

But I like a lot of other places much, much better than New York City.

[Sanagi]

Afternoon, fuckers.
More of a night fucker myself.

[Joe Rice]

Tonight?

Polish food with the wife, then Battlestar awesomeness with same wife. Then tomorrow: Bond!!!

[Tadhg]

Fucking off on the internet, staying at work until 11PM. Planning on eating a Cheesy Gordita Crunch for dinner.

I hate my life.

A Cheesy Gordita Crunch sounds good. I know where I'm going for my birthday.

[Valmore]

Tonight?

Polish food with the wife, then Battlestar awesomeness with same wife. Then tomorrow: Bond!!!

Bond... but with a different wife?

[Tadhg]

Tonight?

Polish food with the wife, then Battlestar awesomeness with same wife. Then tomorrow: Bond!!!

I think you'll love it. Really, really love it.

[Joe Rice]

Bond... but with a different wife?

Heh, no, Lisa's not going to Bond. Some buddies. And teacher pal/Stealth Nerd Saranii. She's going as 60s Bond Girl. I believe I'm going to go as Felix.

[Chris Nowlin]

My day plans:

this couch for another hour eating tortilla chips with tostitos cheese salsa;

watching Babel;

doing 2 hours of actual work

watching BSG

reading Spider-Man

[Joe Rice]

I think you'll love it. Really, really love it.

FUCKICAN'TWAIT!!!

[Sanagi]

I'm so low food security right now I could eat a horse.

[Valmore]

I'm so low food security right now I could eat a horse.

I'm low food security like the wolf.

[Gilda Dent]

Me and you both. Blah! I just got back from fighting the masses at Century 21 (a major discount department store in lower Manhattan), just to buy Thanksgiving cookware, decorative items and such.

I'm going to try and sneak-out early from work so I can hit the grocery store during the non-peak hour.

Bleh. I need to go shopping for next week. I don't even know how to plan a meal for 12 people. Two people I can handle. 12 is like . . . I don't know, opening a calculus textbook. Sure, there are people who get that stuff, but I'm not one of them.

[Tadhg]

FUCKICAN'TWAIT!!!

The more I think about it, the more I like it. It has some warts, but it's very very very good. I think I'm going to have to mancrush on Craig now.

[Sanagi]

I'm low foot temperature security too, so I'm putting on some socks.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I'm hungry too, but I don't get outta work for another 6.00pm.

[Brian Cronin]

Getting some work to do Friday afternoon is annoying.

-Brian

[Valmore]

I'm hungry too, but I don't get outta work for another 6.00pm.

You said it wrong, it should have been:

I'm low food security too, but I don't get outts work for another 6:00pm.

[Gilda Dent]

Gilda, we do not have a landline. What phone conversations I have, happen on the cell phone. Most of that IS from home. :)

Ah, well that would change things. I'd probably double, perhaps even triple my time. Communicaiton becomes much more efficient when you live with the only person you talk to with any frequency.

[Gingold]

Taking Friday off is a wonderful thing.

[Ed Cunard]

I'm low food security like the wolf.

'cause I've got... low food security eyes.

[Jeff Brady]

Jeff - are you going tomorrow night?

I don't think I'll make it. I'm trying to get my body back to a normal sleep schedule (hello, melatonin pills!) so I'm not always late for work.

That reminds me, I can bring the Complete Bone over. Just let me know when's a good time for you.

-------

Hey Brian, weren't you supposed to check out that book fair today?

[Sanagi]

Anyone wanna play low low food food security security hippos?

[Spike-X]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/howyadoin/In%20Progress/Lizards_Poster_02.jpg

Hello, new wallpaper!

That's frickin' awesome, Howy.

[Brian Cronin]

Hey Brian, weren't you supposed to check out that book fair today?

I was, until I got sent a pile of agreements to work at at 4:15 pm.

4:15pm, for crying out loud!!!!

On a Friday!!

-Brian

[Spike-X]

Whats become kind of funny to me is the amount of kids these days that are getting cavities because their mommies insist on them drinking bottled water instead of tap water and the bottled water has no fluoride in it.

Hell, at least the kids are drinking water instead of just guzzling down soft drink. Maybe their mommies should also insist their little darlings clean their teeth.

Our water has no flouride, and my kids' teeth are fine.

[howyadoin]

I can bring the Complete Bone over. Just let me know when's a good time for you.Please tell me somebody already put this in the out-of-context digest thread.

[Spike-X]

Why are guys so much more liable to be bi-sexual than women?

-Brian

Umm...on what planet?

[Brian Cronin]

Umm...on what planet?

It was in reference to the late (and not lamented) opposite sex thread.

-Brian

[Spike-X]

Are we?

I don't know, but if you're trying to tell me something, my PM box is only half-full.

Or half-empty. Depending on how you look at it.

[Sanagi]

Please tell me somebody already put this in the out-of-context digest thread.
Why would someone do a silly thing like that?

[howyadoin]

It makes me wonder if it was really Valmore's idea.There was a generic thread at YABS a year or so ago.

Make of that what you will.

[howyadoin]

That's an awesome piece there Howya; wish I'd been around to see each one as they came.

(ummm... by piece, I mean the art... yeah...)Go read my art thread on the Never Ending board. Link's in my signature.

[Ed Cunard]

The Sock Puppet was a nice touch.

Now that it's a few pages back, I'll fess up to it.

It would have been so much better in response to Rice, but he didn't seem to be on. Much thanks* to Cronin for approving it and not banning real me.

* Or much scorn for, depending on your perspective.

[Puma]

As you head out shopping this weekend remember, it's Meleagris gallopavo not Cathartes aura that you want to bring home to the family.

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images12/TurkeyVulture1.JPG

[JeffreyWKramer]

In the morning...here's an Ashley Judd one to tide you over.


http://www.hotterbabes.com/celebrities/pictures/AshleyJudd/nude/ashley_judd_003.jpg


I suddenly have an urge to lose my pen down her cleavage.

I have an urge to try to do the same with my tongue.

[Valmore]

There was a generic thread at YABS a year or so ago.

Make of that what you will.

Jeff Brady made a comment yesterday about a generic thread and I just decided to start one anyway. So it was really Jeff's fault.

[Ed Cunard]

I have an urge to try to do the same with my tongue.

I'm sure there are plenty of people who would agree with that.

Well, the you-losing-your-tongue part.

(Sorry. I couldn't hold it in.)

Jeff Brady made a comment yesterday about a generic thread and I just decided to start one anyway. So it was really Jeff's fault.

He's such a bully.

[Jeff Brady]

Please tell me somebody already put this in the out-of-context digest thread.

I'm just that damn good.

[Matt Algren]

Now that it's a few pages back, I'll fess up to it.

It would have been so much better in response to Rice, but he didn't seem to be on. Much thanks* to Cronin for approving it and not banning real me.

* Or much scorn for, depending on your perspective.
Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and ev'rything I would like to be?

[Tadhg]

Having a laptop does not seem to be compatible with having a dog that believes she belongs in your lap.

[Royal]

ooooohhhh.

*head in hands*

I need a drink.

[Puma]

damn, I'm tired. If I was younger and single I would be a pathetic Friday night partier.

[K'Nort]

Charles Grodin. Although he does occasionally get the lead, he's not usually very good there. He's great as a secondary character, though. Some people are better at being the second banana. Usually looks like a more fun part, anyway. Leads usually end up being boring clichés too often.

I'm 39 pages behind but I have to point out just in case that he was brilliant in Midnight Run. Which is an awesome underrated film in general.

[K'Nort]

Everyone's pal, Ryan Day, did a neat guest spot on the blog examining John Ostrander's Firestorm.

Check it out here (http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2006/11/16/comic-blogs-should-be-good-metamorphostuff/).

-Brian

That was good, thanks. Ostrander is my sentimental favourite all-time writer. Ie, I don't claim he's one of the best; he just wrote most of my own favourite series. But that elemental thing.... I still have my complete run. One of these days I'll reread it.

[K'Nort]

That was a great breakdown of John (and Tom) and their cult status, because honestly, how many people read those books? Even for Ostrander, his run on Firestorm is about as well-known as Gaiman's run on Hellblazer. Yeah, a lot of people know the name and love the work, but there's always something by someone you haven't read yet. After The Spectre, most people know John from his definitive run on Suicide Squad, but not a whole lot of people dug Firestorm.

Everyone forgets Grimjack. Grimjack was awesome.

Edit: Eeveryone except Pol.

[K'Nort]

woot.com sells one item of a non-specific fixed amount a day. Except for during a woot-off, when they sell a bunch. You never know how manyt here are, so it's like a game.

Wacky. I learned about that site for the first time today but not here.

[howyadoin]

I'm just that damn good.Any time's a good time for the Complete Bone, I guess.

[Tadhg]

That was good, thanks. Ostrander is my sentimental favourite all-time writer. Ie, I don't claim he's one of the best; he just wrote most of my own favourite series. But that elemental thing.... I still have my complete run. One of these days I'll reread it.

Is that a "u" I see? No wonder the CIA was suspicious of you. You're not an American!

[Ed Cunard]

The CIA was suspicious of K'Nort?

[Tadhg]

The CIA was suspicious of K'Nort?

Probably not, but it sounded good.

[K'Nort]

The CIA was suspicious of K'Nort?

They were recruiting at my college. And I was a poli sci major focusing on international relations and minoring in Russian. But it turned out that it was illegal to hire me.

[K'Nort]

In other news, Gus bought us webcams.

Mine came in the mail today.

[Ed Cunard]

Probably not, but it sounded good.

It did--I believed you.

They were recruiting at my college. And I was a poli sci major focusing on international relations and minoring in Russian. But it turned out that it was illegal to hire me.

Sure it was, Ms. "Librarian." Sure it was.

It's plame to see.

...

Even I feel a little guilty about a pun that bad.

[Tadhg]

They were recruiting at my college. And I was a poli sci major focusing on international relations and minoring in Russian. But it turned out that it was illegal to hire me.

I probably knew that, but I'll keep pretending that I didn't.

[Tadhg]

In other news, Gus bought us webcams.

Mine came in the mail today.

I use mine to take pictures of my dog.

[Ed Cunard]

I use mine to take pictures of my dog.

That you never post in Rita's so I get sad because puppies are nice.

The more tired I get, the more stupid I get. I'm pretty fucking tired.

[DocAbsurd]

You must be tired all the time, Ed.




Doc 'Cheap Shot' Absurd

[Tadhg]

Because I love you Ed.

[Ed Cunard]

Aw. Thanks Tadhg. I've got the warm and fuzzies.

[Tadhg]

Aw. Thanks Tadhg. I've got the warm and fuzzies.

And here's one as she tries to bite my hand off.

[Ed Cunard]

You must be tired all the time, Ed.

Doc 'Cheap Shot' Absurd

Cheap shots are the best kind.

Ed 'Penny Pincher' Cunard.

[Ed Cunard]

And here's one as she tries to bite my hand off.

Very chompy. My brood would approve.

[Jeff Brady]

Tadhg, that dog is adorable.

I want a doggie!

[Ed Cunard]

Tadhg, that dog is adorable.

I want a doggie!

Can you have one in your apartment?

[K'Nort]

I probably knew that, but I'll keep pretending that I didn't.

It's also the reason for the spelling, so you have the data tucked away back there somewhere.

[K'Nort]

That's actually just a photo of a glass brick, with an orange gel.

Don't "just." Not everyone would come up with the idea to do that. It's awesome.

[howyadoin]

Don't "just." Not everyone would come up with the idea to do that. It's awesome.I meant "just" as in, I didn't do anything special to get that metallic effect; I just dropped an unaltered photo of a glass brick in.

And thanks. I'm pretty happy with it.

[K'Nort]

We got news from our lawyer today that the last big hurdle in the adoption (DNA match) was passed today.

You've mentioned that before and it still makes my head hurt. It's an adoption. No duh there won't be a match.

[Jeff Brady]

Can you have one in your apartment?

Technically yes, but a frequent visitor is allergic, and no one's really home enough to care for it.

[K'Nort]

Technically yes, but a frequent visitor is allergic, and no one's really home enough to care for it.

And aren't apartments evil anyway? Except for the really lazy breeds like bloodhounds?

[howyadoin]

The situation in Vancouver today:

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1163717411454&call_pageid=968332188774&col=968350116467

You can't find bottled water anywhere this afternoon. (Fortunately, I was able to lay in a supply this morning, but I have no idea how long 8 litres will last.)

[K'Nort]

The situation in Vancouver today:

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1163717411454&call_pageid=968332188774&col=968350116467

You can't find bottled water anywhere this afternoon. (Fortunately, I was able to lay in a supply this morning, but I have no idea how long 8 litres will last.)

Yikes.

I wonder whether your standard restaurant/bar insurance policy addresses situations like these. Because that's a lot of lost revenue.

I also wonder whether people are remembering how many soda vending machines these days include bottled water.

[Jeff Brady]

And aren't apartments evil anyway? Except for the really lazy breeds like bloodhounds?

Probably, but I live a block from a riverside park. Plenty of running space.

[Elegance Liberty]

'Casino Royale' was awesome fun. Way too intense for me (i'm a limpnoodle weenie, I know), but I wouldn't mind seeing it again. My sister absolutley loved it.

But I'm exhausted from driving all over town today and there's an artists jam at the LCS tomorrow and someone from another forum is hoping to see me there. Sooo, yeah.

G'night everyone!

[howyadoin]

Yikes.

I wonder whether your standard restaurant/bar insurance policy addresses situations like these. Because that's a lot of lost revenue.Yeah, no doubt. I know a lot of restaurants today weren't serving any fountain pop, so I'm guessing they'd have to stick to canned or bottled beverages. No idea about the ice situation.

If I had the option, I think I'd just get out of town for a few days.

[The Grand Beef]

Good afterevening crackheads, whats goin down?

~Beefy!

[TheTen-EyedMan]

My buddy David Osbourne just sent me a message:


I just heard on 2UE with the stooge from the Australian saying that Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard are poised for a spill in early December.

The hell?

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200405/r21927_53819.jpg
http://67.15.149.71/i6/5/01/26/501264713868--ss.jpg


"Mr Rudd, Ms Gillard...China has just invaded North Korea"

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/e6/Bunsen_and_beaker.jpg


This isn't funny to me but might be to you Australians.

[Deathstroke]

My younger team had a good practice tonight. It's slow going because they are still learning the most basic of basketball skills, but they are picking a few things up.

Because of Thanksgiving next week, both of my teams don't practice.

[Tadhg]

It's also the reason for the spelling, so you have the data tucked away back there somewhere.

Yeah, like I have access to the stuff stored in my brain.

[K'Nort]

I dreamt last night of ginger beer. But not "ginger beer." Beer with ginger in it. It was cloudy like Hefeweizen or however the hell you spell it. Regular beer with some grated ginger root in it. And it was very tasty. Does it really exist?

[Tadhg]

I dreamt last night of ginger beer. But not "ginger beer." Beer with ginger in it. It was cloudy like Hefeweizen or however the hell you spell it. Regular beer with some grated ginger root in it. And it was very tasty. Does it really exist?

One of the microbreweries here offers it as a seasonal beer. It's got lemon in it and is kind of odd.

[K'Nort]

It's got lemon in it and is kind of odd.

But nice just the same?


No one ever gets that.

[i_mmmchocolate]

My cat and I were wrapped in a blanket watching TV. I make one false move and she scratches me twice and hops off the seat.

[K'Nort]

My cat and I were wrapped in a blanket watching TV. I make one false move and she scratches me twice and hops off the seat.

You've got a cat, all right.

Although Suka doesn't do laps, period. Has always made me sad.

[Tadhg]

But nice just the same?


No one ever gets that.

I may not remember why you're unamerican, but I get Bing Crosby singing Disney.

Yeah, I don't get my brain either.

[i_mmmchocolate]

You've got a cat, all right.

Although Suka doesn't do laps, period. Has always made me sad.
Neither does mine; we were sharing the recliner.

My arm, it stings!

...and now she's back, trying to share this seat with me.

[The Grand Beef]

Cats can be hos like that, but they make it up by being swell.

I want a kitten...

~Beefy

[Gene M.]

Cats are the devil.

But I probably only think that because my throat swells shut every time I'm around one.

[i_mmmchocolate]

It's true.

I mean, here I am with stinging cuts on my arm and now we're back to normal.

Before the scratching incident:
"You're so cute! I love you!"

After the incident:
"Go away! You're so rude. How can you scratch me so meanly for shifting just a bit!"

Now:
"Oh I can't stay mad at you. C'mere"

[The Grand Beef]

One mans devil is another mans god.

~Beefy

[i_mmmchocolate]

Cats are the devil.

But I probably only think that because my throat swells shut every time I'm around one.
No, you're the devil.

[Tadhg]

Dogs > Cats

[Gene M.]

No, you're the devil.
Your face is the devil.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Cat people > Dog people

[i_mmmchocolate]

Your face is the devil.
Your mom is the devil.

[StarsAndGarters]

Libraries rule.

Librarians are cool.

-BrianNo kidding!

[i_mmmchocolate]

Um, please don't tell me your mom is ill or dead.

[Tadhg]

Cat people > Dog people

That could very well be true, from the sample set we have at CBR, it does indeed seem to be the case as Cunard and I suck. But dogs are still more awsomer than cats.

[The Grand Beef]

If Science (or god<s>)created a dog/cat hybrid, either everyone or nobody will be happy.

~Richie

[i_mmmchocolate]

But dogs are still more awsomer than cats.
Please stop with your lies.

[StarsAndGarters]

The idea was to put it at a nice median height where the shower head is high enough to cover the body for most men, but low enough to be easily adjustable for most women. In other words, it's a compromise to make it usable and adjustable for people anywhere from 5 to 6 feet.Oh, so that's why! Wow, I feel excluded.

[Gene M.]

Um, please don't tell me your mom is ill or dead.
Nah. She's alive and well, so feel free to ridicule her as neccessary.

[StarsAndGarters]

Neither does mine; we were sharing the recliner.

My arm, it stings!

...and now she's back, trying to share this seat with me.I feel your pain. My eye will never be the same.

[Michael P]

Hunh. I thought there'd been a girl over the last few nights, but I think my new roommate just has a really girly laugh.

[Gilda Dent]

You've mentioned that before and it still makes my head hurt. It's an adoption. No duh there won't be a match.

They became paranoid because of rumors in the 90's regarding baby bootlegging, so they instituted some new procedures, including the DNA matching and a required interview by the family court with the birth mother.

In the update we got yesterday we found out that the DNA match had been certified about three weeks ago and the family court approval (including birth mother interview) last week. We're anticipating US Embassy pre-approval next week, which sets us up for the PGN (Attorney General's office) review to start in late November, which will likely take one to two months. One couple that went through the process withour agency got it in ten days, and others have taken three months. Then there's a final interview, and we can schedule her travel to the US. Our lawyer says most likely we'll have our daughter here in January sometime.

We get an update from the foster mother about once a month and regularly send down clothes and toys and so forth. I know I should be calm, because things can go wrong, especially in a delicate situation like ours, but I can't help but get excited when we get a big update likes.

[Tadhg]

Can a cat open a door with its paws? Yeah, dogs rule.

[The Grand Beef]

Hunh. I thought there'd been a girl over the last few nights, but I think my new roommate just has a really girly laugh.

Awkward.

~Richie

[Gene M.]

Hunh. I thought there'd been a girl over the last few nights, but I think my new roommate just has a really girly laugh.
Dude, my roommate owns more shoes and fruit scented bath products than my mother. It's embarrassing.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Did you find your roommate on Craigslist, Michael?

[Michael P]

I don't know where the fuck he came from. The old guy left, this one moved in. As long as no more of my stuff goes missing, I don't give a shit.

[K'Nort]

Dogs > Cats

That's the closest thing to a conflict we have, yes.

"Once Suka is.... gone, do you have to get another cat?"

[i_mmmchocolate]

That sucks. What's disappearing?

There's no way of locking your room?

[i_mmmchocolate]

My life could never be cat-less.

[K'Nort]

I feel your pain. My eye will never be the same.

http://static.flickr.com/49/217377790_b83d4f1d7c.jpg

[StarsAndGarters]

That's the closest thing to a conflict we have, yes.

"Once Suka is.... gone, do you have to get another cat?"Well... after Suka, you can imagine I'd be reluctant. I do like that cat, but she's... dangerous. And sheds.

But then dogs shed too. And many slobber. Not into the slobbery dogs.

[Michael P]

That sucks. What's disappearing?

Oh, that's right, you haven't heard my rants about whomever stole my LoTR EE DVDs. (Sorry, MacQuarrie.)

[Tadhg]

That's the closest thing to a conflict we have, yes.

"Once Suka is.... gone, do you have to get another cat?"

Just get a dog and a cat.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Just get a dog and a cat.
Dogs are such high maintenance.

[Tadhg]

Dogs are such high maintenance.

Stop with the lies.

[K'Nort]

Well... after Suka, you can imagine I'd be reluctant. I do like that cat, but she's... dangerous. And sheds.

Pshaw. What's there to shed?

http://static.flickr.com/54/179804331_799ee72dcc.jpg

[i_mmmchocolate]

You should get yourself one of those chests with a key, Michael.

[Michael P]

You should get yourself one of those chests with a key, Michael.
I'm thinking more a wolverine, a steady supply of angel dust, and a bizarre behavioral experiment where a DVD is the "cloth mother."

[The Grand Beef]

You don't have a say in roomates?

~Richie

[i_mmmchocolate]

Either or, really.

[StarsAndGarters]

Pshaw. What's there to shed?

http://static.flickr.com/54/179804331_799ee72dcc.jpgShe's more fur than cat.

Chemical composition of Suka: 5 parts fur, 4 parts bitey/clawy bits, 3 parts cat. Like half a part of cuteness.

On the other hand, my parents' pug Tilly has about 300% more cuteness, 4 times more tailwagging, with about 20% of the fur and almost no clawy bits to speak of.

http://pa.xanga.com/a3/57/a3570275997eedbb374668cba52b7de06390893.jpg

That's science people. :D

[Tadhg]

A pug is not a dog.

[Jeff Brady]

Dogs:

Love you unconditionally.

Promote exercise.

Are protective of their owners & are known to save lives.

Are affectionate, and can tell when their owners need affection.

Are playful.

Are happy to see you when you come home.

Cats:

Occasionally acknowledge your existance.

Will claw your eyes out if they feel like it.

Will get their claw stuck in you, and tug harder when they can't free it from your skin the first time.

Will look at you as though you're retarded if you've forgotten feeding time.

Will bite you when they no longer wish to be pet.

[Chris Nowlin]

Wow, I'm shocked by how much I liked Casino Royale. I was quite ready to be meh after the last several

[StarsAndGarters]

A pug is not a dog.

Yes it is! It's just a dog that can't play frisbee. Or eat your shoes.

[i_mmmchocolate]

A pug is not a dog.
How do you feel about hot dogs?

They're the cutest.

http://www.dogcastradio.com/images/Dachshund.jpg

[Tadhg]

Dogs:

Love you unconditionally.

Promote exercise.

Are protective of their owners & are known to save lives.

Are affectionate, and can tell when their owners need affection.

Are playful.

Are happy to see you when you come home.

Cats:

Occasionally acknowledge your existance.

Will claw your eyes out if they feel like it.

Will get their claw stuck in you, and tug harder when they can't free it from your skin the first time.

Will look at you as though you're retarded if you've forgotten feeding time.

Will bite you when they no longer wish to be pet.

You forgot the bit where the cats will eat you when die.

[Gilda Dent]

Wow, I'm shocked by how much I liked Casino Royale. I was quite ready to be meh after the last several

Isn't it wonderful? It's up there with the middle of Connery's run. I liked Brosnan better as Bond, but this is a better movie than any of his.

[Chris Nowlin]

Dogs:

Love you unconditionally.

Promote exercise.

Are protective of their owners & are known to save lives.

Are affectionate, and can tell when their owners need affection.

Are playful.

Are happy to see you when you come home.

Cats:

Occasionally acknowledge your existance.

Will claw your eyes out if they feel like it.

Will get their claw stuck in you, and tug harder when they can't free it from your skin the first time.

Will look at you as though you're retarded if you've forgotten feeding time.

Will bite you when they no longer wish to be pet.


I'm right there with you. More of a cat person too.

This is how I heard it:

A dog looks at you, thinks "he feeds me, shelters me, and provides for me. He must be God."

A cat thinks: "He feeds me, shelters me, and provides for me. I must be his god."

[Chris Nowlin]

Yes it is! It's just a dog that can't play frisbee. Or eat your shoes.


I've seen a pug wrestle a great dane and make a good showing of it.

[Tadhg]

How do you feel about hot dogs?

They're the cutest.

http://www.dogcastradio.com/images/Dachshund.jpg

They're okay, but they've got nothing on my puppy.

[Jeff Brady]

You forgot the bit where the cats will eat you when die.

You're absolutely right. That and the eye-clawing thing are the only items in my list I've not experienced first hand.

[i_mmmchocolate]

A dog looks at you, thinks "he feeds me, shelters me, and provides for me. He must be God."

A cat thinks: "He feeds me, shelters me, and provides for me. I must be his god."
It's true.

[The Grand Beef]

How do you feel about hot dogs?

They're the cutest.

http://www.dogcastradio.com/images/Dachshund.jpg

Awwwwwwww.

~Richie

[Chris Nowlin]

My cat would always try to claw my eyes out. My mom would get the camera out because she thought it was cute.

It was.

She kept videotaping the cat while I went and dealt with the bleeding. She was a Maine coon. Just beautiful

[Tadhg]

It's true.

Nah, dogs just see you as the pack leader, you know, family. Cats see you as a semi-useful meatbag.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Promote exercise.
What about lazy dogs, huh? I haven't met a basset hound that promotes exercise. They're one of my favorite dogs, incidentally.

Are protective of their owners & are known to save lives.
Or, they're overly friendly with strangers.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Nah, dogs just see you as the pack leader, you know, family. Cats see you as a semi-useful meatbag.
I fully intend on having a five cat army in the future.

[Michael P]

Or, they're overly friendly with strangers.
If Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Ed Gein had tried to sneak into the house in the dead of night, Zinger would have playfully trotted along behind them and sniffed their hands for food.

But the meter reader better carry a goddamn shotgun.

[Tadhg]

Or, they're overly friendly with strangers.

It really depends on the breed.

[Michael P]

I fully intend on having a five cat army in the future.
Yeah, that's smart. Give them the advantage of numbers.

[Chris Nowlin]

Let me weigh in more seriously; my dad has owned a petsitting/dog walking company for 9 years and I have done much work for him.

Dogs are a lot of fun. And if I'm meeting a strange animal, I'd rather meet a dog than a cat. Statistically speaking, they're more likely to love me right away. In fact, I had to walk one dog that had a cat in its house that genuinely scared the hell out of me; I and whoever else walked the dog established protocols to protect ourselves from that murderous animal.

But, for being able to connect and bond with an animal, I've loved my cats the most A.nd I've loved my dogs, plus many of the dogs I've taken care of. but my best friends in all the world have been two cats I've had over my life (both are gone now).

I will be a cat person forever.

Also, cats are easier to take care of.

And we charge the same amount to visit a house, cat or dog. Heh.

[Merey]

My life could never be cat-less.

Yeah, it sucks!

I've never had a scratching cat, I don't know how to pick one what won't bite/scratch.

[Tadhg]

Yeah, that's smart. Give them the advantage of numbers.

See I intend to have a dog army, and they'll actually follow me as opposed to roaming aimlessly.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I tend to prefer hounds (or a mix of one).

Especially greyhounds, bassets, and dachshunds.

[Chris Nowlin]

To quote Sandman:

"I'd like to see anyone- be they prophet, king, or god- persuade a thousand cats to do anything at the same time."

(Edited for accuracy)

[Bear]

Let me weigh in more seriously; my dad has owned a petsitting/dog walking company for 9 years and I have done much work for him.

You making good money?

[Tadhg]

I tend to prefer hounds (or a mix of one).

Especially greyhounds, bassets, and dachshunds.

Greyhounds, I love. My childhood dog that I lost this year was a Lab/greyhound mix and one of my friends adopts retired racing greyhounds. They're awesome.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Greyhounds, I love. My childhood dog that I lost this year was a Lab/greyhound mix and one of my friends adopts retired racing greyhounds. They're awesome.
My favorite childhood pet was a greyhound/german shepard mix. The sweetest dog ever.

Makes me all teary eyed.

[i_mmmchocolate]

_double_post_

[Jeff Brady]

What about lazy dogs, huh? I haven't met a basset hound that promotes exercise. They're one of my favorite dogs, incidentally.

Droopy?

I deny a dogs' existance if it is shorter than 2 feet as an adult.

Or, they're overly friendly with strangers.

That reminds me, there's an apartment around the corner that I could break into any time because the dog knows & loves me.

[Chris Nowlin]

You making good money?


Solid money, not great, but enough. Supported my family of 4 without trouble. I forget his precise earning figures. He had about 3 employess in addition to me and my brother at any one time.

[The Grand Beef]

I'd say I'm probably more a cat person. When I used to work in a pharmacy, I'd come home stressed every night. My cat Pepe (like pepe le pew from Loony Toons, she looked like a skunk) would always be there ready to jump into my lap, relax and sleep with me. It would always calm me down. But, she's gone and left me a couple years ago.

Now, just yesterday I found out that the reason my dog Missy has been loosing so much weight and hasn't been eating hardly anything this past week is cause she has a slow acting liver cancer that has gotten worse the past two weeks. We'll have to probably put her down Sunday.

:( :( :( :(

I want a pet that will never die!

~Richie

[Merey]

How do you feel about hot dogs?

They're the cutest.



Lena, we could own pets together. There are very few breeds of dogs I like, and among them hot dogs are my favorite.

[Tadhg]

My favorite childhood pet was a greyhound/german shepard mix. The sweetest dog ever.

Makes me all teary eyed.

I knew there's a dog person hidden inside every cat person, I just KNEW it.

[Chris Nowlin]

I'd say I'm probably more a cat person. When I used to work in a pharmacy, I'd come home stressed every night. My cat Pepe (like pepe le pew from Loony Toons, she looked like a skunk) would always be there ready to jump into my lap, relax and sleep with me. It would always calm me down. But, she's gone and left me a couple years ago.

Now, just yesterday I found out that the reason my dog Missy has been loosing so much weight and hasn't been eating hardly anything this past week is cause she has a slow acting liver cancer that has gotten worse the past two weeks. We'll have to probably put her down Sunday.

:( :( :( :(

I want a pet that will never die!

~Richie


I'm sorry. Losing a pet is something I've never learned to deal with well. I've had my golden retriever forever. He's about 15 and showing his age and lives with my parents in another city. Hopefully, he has a couple more years in him.

I wish you the best.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Lena, we could own pets together. There are very few breeds of dogs I like, and among them hot dogs are my favorite.
They're so cute when they strut their stuff.

http://www.dog-breeds-infosite.com/images/dachshund.jpg

[Chris Nowlin]

They're so cute when they strut their stuff.

http://www.dog-breeds-infosite.com/images/dachshund.jpg


The ones I've known have tended not to strut their stuff. They've preferred to lie under blankets and not move except under heavy duress.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I knew there's a dog person hidden inside every cat person, I just KNEW it.
Yeah, but I prefer cats!

I'm maybe 70% cat person, 30% dog person.

[Jeff Brady]

I fully intend on having a five cat army in the future.

Prepare for your house to smell, fur to coat everything (including your food), and have no guests.

I say this as someone who lived with six cats in a house. I love them, but wouldn't want to go through that again.

My favorite childhood pet was a greyhound/german shepard mix. The sweetest dog ever.

Makes me all teary eyed.

Sounds like my Bernie. I miss him a lot, too.

I've never had a scratching cat, I don't know how to pick one what won't bite/scratch.

Good luck with that (non-sarcastic).

[Merey]

While growing up, my best friend and her family always had dachshunds. The ones they currently have are two miniature dachshund sisters, Morgan and Murphy. SO INCREDIBLY CUTE!

[The Grand Beef]

I'm sorry. Losing a pet is something I've never learned to deal with well. I've had my golden retriever forever. He's about 15 and showing his age and lives with my parents in another city. Hopefully, he has a couple more years in him.

I wish you the best.

Yeah, its a real kick in the ol nutsack. I hate it.

But she's happy now. I just gave her a treat about an hour ago, and she was pretty cool with that. Now she's sleeping.

Right on. Even though you see the signs coming, its still a shock when you realize that its really close. Man Oh Man, I don't deal well with death in general. Death is a punk!

~Richie

[Tadhg]

I am quite allergic to dogs, so of course, I got a dog that sheds something fierce.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Prepare for your house to smell, fur to coat everything (including your food), and have no guests.

I say this as someone who lived with six cats in a house. I love them, but wouldn't want to go through that again.
When did you live with six cats?!

More than three is a lot in my book.

[Bear]

I loved my cats. But you can't keep them. Really, it seems so much more like they keep you, for a while, then they move on.

Dogs--they stay with you more.

[howyadoin]

The best friend I ever had:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/howyadoin/Tara.jpg

[Tadhg]

When did you live with six cats?!

More than three is a lot in my book.

I believe the rule is two cats per person in a house, any more and you're a crazy cat person.

[Michael P]

I could listen to old SNES music all damn day.

[Merey]

Yeah, 3 is my limit as well.

Well, I can barely stay awake. Long week. Goodnight, folks.

[Bear]

I could listen to old SNES music all damn day.

I'm with you on that. Honestly, I thought the themes to the NES Batman and Castlevania games was the most awesome thing, back in the day.

[Gene M.]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j263/eg_marsh/250px-Dandie_Dinmont_Terrier_600.jpg
Dandie Dinmont Terrier. The best dog ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dandie_Dinmont_Terrier

[Michael P]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j263/eg_marsh/250px-Dandie_Dinmont_Terrier_600.jpg
Dandie Dinmont Terrier. The best dog ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dandie_Dinmont_Terrier
It's like someone took that old Einstein pic and made a dog out of it.

[Jeff Brady]

When did you live with six cats?!

More than three is a lot in my book.

When I was renting a room in the crazy cat-lady's house in Brooklyn. At any given time, there were 3 to 6 humans in the 4-story brownstone all together.


Beefy, you have my sympathies. It's never easy.


G'night, Mer.

[Chris Nowlin]

To quote the Simpsons:

"Can anyone who loves cats so much really be crazy?"

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o1/CocaC0la99/Simpsonscatlady.gif

[Gene M.]

It's like someone took that old Einstein pic and made a dog out of it.
Hell yeah. They're awesome companions. Mine has more personality than most people I know.

[The Grand Beef]

You know...I just now realized this, but the one cat thats been a big part (kindergarten - 21) of my life acted like a dog and the one dog thats been a big part of my life (13 - next week sometime)acts like a cat.

My dog can be such a bitch, she acts like a cat. She'll let you pet her when shes in the mood to be petted, she does her own thing, never listens to anyone. The only one she actually acts like a dog to is my father. But my cat would act like a normal cat to everyone cept, me....when I was around, she'd always be on my heel. Whenever I came home, she'd come running out of the living room meowing at me with joy.

Really strange. Its like they switched traits somewhere along the line.

PETS ARE STRANGE but thats why we love them.

~Beefy!

Edit - Thenks Jeff.

[Chris Nowlin]

OK, time for Battlestar. Back later.

[Michael P]

Hell yeah. They're awesome companions. Mine has more personality than most people I know.
I can say with all honesty that I prefer the company of any dog I've ever known to about 90% of the people.

[Gene M.]

I can say with all honesty that I prefer the company of any dog I've ever known to about 90% of the people.
I hear ya on that. My dog hates when I read comics. He'll jump up on my lap, jam his head under the book and push it out of the way so I have to pay attention to him.

[Chris Nowlin]

Go, Gaius.

[ragnarok_2012]

Go, Gaius.


"Baltar. Gaius Baltar."

*cue James Bond theme*

Neat episode.

[howyadoin]

No spoilers, fuckers. I won't get to see it till tomorrow night.

[Chris Nowlin]

Sorry, howya. I was talking about my friend Gaius Johnson. He... uhhh, got a new job.

[howyadoin]

Sorry, howya. I was talking about my friend Gaius Johnson. He... uhhh, got a new job.Good luck to him, then.

And hopefully Gaius Baltar will be anally raped with a white-hot fireplace poker.

[ragnarok_2012]

Good luck to him, then.

And hopefully Gaius Baltar will be anally raped with a white-hot fireplace poker.

Who told you?

They really shouldn't have spoiled that scene.

[howyadoin]

Who told you?

They really shouldn't have spoiled that scene.One thing I think is really clever about the show is how much it manipulates lefties like myself into being pro-military and making all sorts of rationalizations about stuff we'd normally never support.

It kinda makes me wonder if, at the end, they'll have it turn out that the Cylons were right all along.

(I do think that'd be a pretty cheap way to end things, though.)

[Chris Nowlin]

Do you always watch BSG a day late? Cuz I could see having fun with the taunting.

I thought it was always clear that the Cylons were right.

I like that the completely logical robots are into religion and genocide, two interests of mine.

[howyadoin]

Do you always watch BSG a day late?We get it on the Space channel. They air it on Saturday nights at 6:00.

[Chris Nowlin]

That sucks; I'll be nice to you. What type of stuff have you found yourself rationalizing about the military? Their plan to kill all cylons?(I realize now there's a BSG thread, but I don't like meeting other people)

[ragnarok_2012]

One thing I think is really clever about the show is how much it manipulates lefties like myself into being pro-military and making all sorts of rationalizations about stuff we'd normally never support.

It kinda makes me wonder if, at the end, they'll have it turn out that the Cylons were right all along.

(I do think that'd be a pretty cheap way to end things, though.)

That's a good point.

They've got a President who's found religion and believes she's some sort of prophet destined to take them to the promised land.

And for the longest time, I completely bought it. Lately, I've been a little more critical of her actions.

Bill Adama has lines he will not cross. Roslin-not so much.

I'm not sure if right & wrong apply. Is it wrong for humans as a species to want to survive?

The show hits us with complex moral problems every episode. No matter what decisions are made, there are always consequences. IMHO, that's what makes the show truly special.

[Chris Nowlin]

The morality play is the type of thing I've always looked for; this show does it great. Black & white has never seemed so grey

[howyadoin]

They've got a President who's found religion and believes she's some sort of prophet destined to take them to the promised land.

And for the longest time, I completely bought it. Lately, I've been a little more critical of her actions.

Bill Adama has lines he will not cross. Roslin-not so much.Well, they've already drawn some parallels between her and Dubya. But even when she was doing shit that certainly wasn't legally or morally defensible, she was doing it for the sake of the 40,000 humans that comprise the entire race (as far as we know). And for the most part, she's been right, in an end-justifies-the-means sorta way.

All that being said, if I were in her position, I'd have no problem exterminating the Cylons en masse, considering what they've done so far. And, likely, what they'll do in the future. There's no question in my mind that their goal is either the extermination or enslavement of the humans.

[Chris Nowlin]

Exactly. I often side for idealism over pragmatism. But this has asked what circumstances are extreme enough that ideals mean nothing and survival is key.

Though at the same time, with Adama saying "It isn't enough to merely survive. We have to be worthy of surviving."

I feel like egg nog.

With rum and nutmeg.

[ragnarok_2012]

Well, they've already drawn some parallels between her and Dubya. But even when she was doing shit that certainly wasn't legally or morally defensible, she was doing it for the sake of the 40,000 humans that comprise the entire race (as far as we know). And for the most part, she's been right, in an end-justifies-the-means sorta way.

All that being said, if I were in her position, I'd have no problem exterminating the Cylons en masse, considering what they've done so far. And, likely, what they'll do in the future. There's no question in my mind that their goal is either the extermination or enslavement of the humans.

I understand where she's coming from.

I'm also glad that there are lines that different characters will not cross.

And of course, the sheer complexity of the problems they have to face is also fun.


I think a great example was the abortion episode in season 2.

Roslin is personally in favor of abortion rights, but she outlawed abortion. I think she told herself that it was for the survival of the species, but she also benefited from the support of fundamentalists on this issue.

As a consequence, Baltar makes a public break with her and ends up winning the Presidency.

I love that.

[Chris Nowlin]

That was a great episode; I think part of why I like it is because it breaks down debates into simple forms. The situation was more understandable than the average political debate in that we were privy to all necessary issues involved and could fully grasp the moral, practical, and political questions. I feel like it abstracts sufficiently good moral issues.

[howyadoin]

Exactly. I often side for idealism over pragmatism. But this has asked what circumstances are extreme enough that ideals mean nothing and survival is key.

Though at the same time, with Adama saying "It isn't enough to merely survive. We have to be worthy of surviving."Yeah, good points all around. I guess my anti-Cylon stance doesn't really have to do so much with their origins as their actions. Though that might just be rationalization on my part.
I feel like egg nog.

With rum and nutmeg.Damn, that sounds good. Think I'll pick some up tomorrow.

[kmeyers]

My brain just imploded...It's pretty painful.

[howyadoin]

My brain just imploded...It's pretty painful.http://parkwayreststop.blogspot.com/booze.jpg

[Jeff Brady]

I feel like someone gave me a Baby-B-Gone & Vodka tonic. I don't dare leave the office. I don't think I'd last more than ten minutes.

[howyadoin]

I feel like someone gave me a Baby-B-Gone & Vodka tonic.I have no idea what that means.

[Royal]

uuuggghhhh.

Now I think I know how Mandy feels when hot news comes to light.

*drinks a beer*

[kmeyers]

http://parkwayreststop.blogspot.com/booze.jpg
it's like liquor to everywhere...like daggars to my liver....

[Chris Nowlin]

I'm glad my liver no longer feels pain. It's been inured to the horror that is being my liver.

[howyadoin]

it's like liquor to everywhere...like daggars to my liver....Sweet, sweet daggers of love.

[Royal]

Oh. And MMA fans are idiots.

[Chris Nowlin]

Off to see what happens when Spiderman fights the Vulture for the 11th time (if I'm counting right). G'night

[howyadoin]

Off to see what happens when Spiderman fights the Vulture for the 11th time (if I'm counting right). G'nightLater, man.

[Jeff Brady]

I have no idea what that means.

See Kenny's dad in the NAMBLA episode of South Park.

[Brian Cronin]

The latest South Park was high-larious.

"Coach, could you do just one thing for me?"

"What?"

"Could you make it so I don't have cancer anymore?"

-Brian

[Jeff Brady]

The latest South Park was high-larious.

"Coach, could you do just one thing for me?"

"What?"

"Could you make it so I don't have cancer anymore?"

-Brian

Heh. I haven't seen it yet.

[howyadoin]

Music is a world within itself
With a language we all understand
With an equal opportunity
For all to sing, dance and clap their hands
But just because a record has a groove
Dont make it in the groove
But you can tell right away at letter a
When the people start to move

They can feel it all over
They can feel it all over people
They can feel it all over
They can feel it all over people

Music knows it is and always will
Be one of the things that life just wont quit
But here are some of musics pioneers
That time will not allow us to forget
For theres basie, miller, satchmo
And the king of all sir duke
And with a voice like ellas ringing out
Theres no way the band can lose

You can feel it all over
You can feel it all over people
You can feel it all over
You can feel it all over people

You can feel it all over
You can feel it all over people
You can feel it all over
You can feel it all over people

You can feel it all over
You can feel it all over people
You can feel it all over
You can feel it all over people

You can feel it all over
You can feel it all over people
You can feel it all over
I can feel it all over-all over now people

Cant you feel it all over
Come on lets feel it all over people
You can feel it all over
Everybody - all over people