Rita's XIV: The Last DJ

[i_mmmchocolate]

I ate my weight in food today.

[howyadoin]

Are we the only country that does that? Without loss of generality, I assume people dress like us, speak english, celebrate our holidays and watch our movies and television.

Are other countries less ethnocentric?Well, I've never seen a tourist from France get indignant because Canada didn't celebrate Bastille Day.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I googled my ex-advisor's name and, apparently, she and her ex-husband tested 'gadgets' for a magazine in 1976.

Very, very disturbing.

[howyadoin]

I googled my ex-advisor's name and, apparently, she and her ex-husband tested 'gadgets of love' for a magazine in 1976.

Very, very disturbing."Gadgets of love" could mean almost anything.

"Gadgets of lust", on the other hand...

[i_mmmchocolate]

"Gadgets of love" could mean almost anything.

"Gadgets of lust", on the other hand...
For a porno mag.

There's always the possibility it isn't her.

[o1pickleboy]

For a porno mag.

There's always the possibility it isn't her.


Now find out and study those images hard. You want a good reason for not being able to look at her the same ever again.

[thespianphryne]

I made the best turkey ever! The best spinach souffle, the best garlic mash potatoes, the best gratin, the best tirami su, and the best coffee. And we opened the best wine that $90 a bottle will buy.

Even the turkey hating steaklover ate the turkey and loved it

I am a genius in the kitchen! And I am not too humble to say it.


</pointless self congratulating>

<resume drinking>

[Jack Zodiac]

Sorry to hear that. I've got 4 1/2 days off from yesterday afternoon.

Fuck you normal folk and your three day weekends. I had to work until seven tonight and because tomorrow's Black Friday, I have to go back in at four in the morning. All of you can kiss the fattest part of my glowing white ass.

Oh yeah, and Happy Thanksgiving, fuckheads!

[Jack Zodiac]

What is the Anti-life equation?

Gonzo the Robot Bastard.

[Michael P]

Wow. Who knew all they had to do to make James Bond good again was give him a character arc?

[jessecuster3]

I'm at work, but I'll check 'em out when I get home.

They're not another damn emo band, are they?

When the hell have I recommended an emo band to you ?!?!?!?

[Merey]

Well, my guests just left - a few stumbling drunk out of the door. We ended our evening watching Superman II (drunk) and putting too much thought into super sex. Half of the room thinks a human couldn't handle Superman in bed, the other half believes Superman would have super control over himself and no harm would be done. I believe the former.

The food was absolutely amazing. My friends all made amazing dishes, and my stuff turned out well. My turkey rocked! Moist and tasty! The pie and cider pumpkin chocolate chip bread came out fabulously too.

</also taking part of the pointless self-congratulating>

[Michael P]

Y'know, there's a simple solution to the whole super-sex problem:

Red sun lamps in the bedroom.

[howyadoin]

<resume drinking>I highly recommend this course of action.

[Jeff Brady]

Y'know, there's a simple solution to the whole super-sex problem:

Red sun lamps in the bedroom.

FINALLY! I'm sick of seeing the Kryptonite condom suggestions. It'd make Clark a eunuch and give Lois cervical cancer.

[jessecuster3]

This is exactly why I got home 20 minutes ago and am already on my second glass of wine.

[howyadoin]

This is exactly why I got home 20 minutes ago and am already on my second glass of wine.What's the plan after that?

[jessecuster3]

What's the plan after that?

A third glass of wine and then a 4th, unless the tryptophan works its magic.

[Michael P]

FINALLY! I'm sick of seeing the Kryptonite condom suggestions. It'd make Clark a eunuch and give Lois cervical cancer.
If I ever find a way to make my dreams come true and enter my favorite fictional worlds, the first thing I'm going to do after deflowering Willow Rosenberg is go into Mallrats while Bankie and TC are having that conversation, pretend I've overheard them, and nonchalantly say "Red sun lamps."

[Jeff Brady]

</pointless self congratulating>

</also taking part of the pointless self-congratulating>

Very much deserved, I'm sure.

Now, to finish the bonus material of Absolute Sandman. Then, sleep.

If I ever find a way to make my dreams come true and enter my favorite fictional worlds, the first thing I'm going to do after deflowering Willow Rosenberg is go into Mallrats while Bankie and TC are having that conversation, pretend I've overheard them, and nonchalantly say "Red sun lamps."

I laughed too hard at that.

[Deathstroke]

Fuck you normal folk and your three day weekends. I had to work until seven tonight and because tomorrow's Black Friday, I have to go back in at four in the morning. All of you can kiss the fattest part of my glowing white ass.

Oh yeah, and Happy Thanksgiving, fuckheads!

Judging by your avatar, I'm going to guess your just a wee bit green with envy.

[Deathstroke]

Fuck you normal folk and your three day weekends. I had to work until seven tonight and because tomorrow's Black Friday, I have to go back in at four in the morning. All of you can kiss the fattest part of my glowing white ass.

Oh yeah, and Happy Thanksgiving, fuckheads!

Judging by your avatar, I'm going to guess your just a wee bit green with envy.

[howyadoin]

A third glass of wine and then a 4th, unless the tryptophan works its magic.I'm just heading out for a few drinks.

[Michael P]

I laughed too hard at that.
My ultimate goal in life is to leave a trail of crying, pregnant women across the multiverse.

[jessecuster3]

My ultimate goal in life is to leave a trail of crying, pregnant women across the multiverse.


When this never happens, remember its because you use words like multiverse.

[jessecuster3]

Entourage rules, I never watch it but theres a marathon on tonight and I am officially hooked.

[ragnarok_2012]

I've been watching MST3K.

[Royal]

which sounds better?

Judge Roy Blake or Rev. Roy Blake?

[jessecuster3]

which sounds better?

Judge Roy Blake or Rev. Roy Blake?


Judge Roy Blake.... that was a movie wasn't it ?

[tricksterpup]

My ultimate goal in life is to leave a trail of crying, pregnant women across the multiverse.
Its gotta happen in this Universe first and when that happens we can talk. :rolleyes:

[Pól Rua]

This is exactly why I got home 20 minutes ago and am already on my second glass of wine.

Cervical cancer? :confused:

[Pól Rua]

Now, to finish the bonus material of Absolute Sandman. Then, sleep.

Appropriately enough.

[Pól Rua]

Judge Roy Blake.... that was a movie wasn't it ?

I second this suggestion.
And it's Judge Roy BEAN.
Great film.

[Nikita]

Heh. I know it's a shock, but people outside the U.S. don't celebrate American holidays.

That's right. I keep forgetting about you Canadian folks. Don't you guys celebrate a Thanksgiving type deal at the end of October or something? I thought that's what I've heard anyway.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

When this never happens, remember its because you use words like multiverse.

http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/garden-journal-03/cat-miaow-stumpy.jpg

Mi-aow!!!!

Kitten has claws!!

[gary bolt]

That's right. I keep forgetting about you Canadian folks. Don't you guys celebrate a Thanksgiving type deal at the end of October or something? I thought that's what I've heard anyway.

Yup, Canadian Thanksgiving celebrates a succesful harvest and takes place in October because our growing season is shorter.

http://www.twilightbridge.com/hobbies/festivals/thanksgiving/canada/

[Nikita]

http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/garden-journal-03/cat-miaow-stumpy.jpg

Mi-aow!!!!

Kitten has claws!!


LMMFAO.

Your various "pictures" in your posts lately have been cracking me up.

The dog with the rose colored glasses is my favorite so far. :D

[Nikita]

Yup, Canadian Thanksgiving celebrates a succesful harvest and takes place in October because our growing season is shorter.

http://www.twilightbridge.com/hobbies/festivals/thanksgiving/canada/



I thought so. So, no Halloween then? Or do you guys celebrate that one another time too? What kind of crazy mixed up country do you people live in??? ;)

[Pól Rua]

Holy Poo! Guy Davis posts here!?
Why was I not informed!?

http://www.guydavisartworks.com/

[gary bolt]

I thought so. So, no Halloween then? Or do you guys celebrate that one another time too? What kind of crazy mixed up country do you people live in??? ;)

We have Halloween on the same night as you.

[gary bolt]

Holy Poo! Guy Davis posts here!?
Why was I not informed!?

http://www.guydavisartworks.com/

Guy posts on the Hellboy forum with some regularity and is a super nice person besides being an awesome illustrator. His birthday thread is only a couple of days old.

[Paradox]

Perry Holley blasphemes:

Unless you're Saturn Girl, of course.

The pink halter costume (it's NOT a damned bikini!)? That's Cockrum. I like Grell's art, but he does have some weird costume design thingies going.

[howyadoin]

Hey, fuckers.

[Paradox]

Does thespianphryne want to give out recipes:

I made the best turkey ever!

Anything special? I've got a turkey from work in the freezer that I'm making in a couple of weeks. I can't decide whether to go with last years' "stuffed with sausage and apple stuffing with an apple glaze" or try something new.

[Pól Rua]

Guy posts on the Hellboy forum with some regularity and is a super nice person besides being an awesome illustrator. His birthday thread is only a couple of days old.

I haven't really ventured onto the Hellboy forums, because while I love Mignola, I'm not a HUGE Hellboy fan.
I am, however, a big Guy Davis fan.
I dunno, we just seem to like the same stuff weird Victoriana, two-fisted pulp heroics, Lovecraftian horror and the world will be saved... BY STEAM!!! *hss hss*

[Pól Rua]

Hey, fuckers.

Hey there, Uncle Fucker.
T-minus a bit and counting until big party. Woo!
Not long now...

[Pól Rua]

Anything special? I've got a turkey from work in the freezer that I'm making in a couple of weeks. I can't decide whether to go with last years' "stuffed with sausage and apple stuffing with an apple glaze" or try something new.

Only if the new thing sounds as good as that.
'Cos that sounds pretty fuckin' good.

[Paradox]

My roommates are both out to do the big shopping day today. Frankly, you couldn't pay me enough to go out to retail stores on this date. Too many people, and I'm not fond of the general populace as it is!

'Course having no money easily helps me from being tempted by sales. :)

[Paradox]

Pól Rua likes last years':

Only if the new thing sounds as good as that.
'Cos that sounds pretty fuckin' good.

It WAS! Only the second one I ever made, and the first one I did "normal" so I'd know what I was doing. To be over critical, I overbasted some, and the skin was a little burnt, and I ended up taking it out a little early and there were some not cooked well spots. But the stuffing was MARVELOUS! Couldn't keep Amy from chowing it ("Hey! Leave ME some!").

Oh, yes, will repeat if I can't find something BETTER (or at least equal and different).

[howyadoin]

Hey there, Uncle Fucker.
T-minus a bit and counting until big party. Woo!
Not long now...Tell us about the party, fucker.

[Pól Rua]

Tell us about the party, fucker.

Housewarming party for some friends of mine. Man, seriously, after this week, I'm looking forward to just getting away from work and relaxing for a bit.

Then tomorrow, pissfarting around watching shite DVD's (I'm thinking 'Reefer Madness: The Musical') at a mate's place, and then Cirque De Soleil.

[Paradox]

Heh, how is this morning to you other than technically, west coast fucker? Isn't this actually closer to your bedtime? Or are getting up at 2 am for some specific reason?

[howyadoin]

Heh, how is this morning to you other than technically, west coast fucker? Isn't this actually closer to your bedtime? Or are getting up at 2 am for some specific reason?Those are tricky questions, but I'm taking a short vacation till Tuesday.



Not to be confused with Til Tuesday.

Voices carry.

[Paradox]

HUSH! HUSH! Keep it DOWN now!

[howyadoin]

HUSH! HUSH! Keep it DOWN now!Sometimes I forget which one of us is old.









But it's always you.

[Paradox]

You'll catch up someday...if you don't die before me.


P-p-p-p-p-people try to put us....down...

[Spike-X]

Hey, fuckers.
Hey, fucker.

You interested in an unreleased Whiskeytown album?

[Gilda Dent]

Most of my family just left to go shopping. It's just me, FIL, and the boys, and the boys are in bed, which means it's an almost empty house. I served my FIL his morning tea and now I've got the next several hours to myself.

Ah, this is nice.

[Paradox]

And once you're rested, may I reiterate howy's suggestion? You need to take those boys out and school 'em on the hoops. :)

[Gilda Dent]

And once you're rested, may I reiterate howy's suggestion? You need to take those boys out and school 'em on the hoops. :)

Yeah, well, I play, but I play quite badly. They'd probably be schooling me. I think it's best if we just avoid each other. I make them a little uncomfortable and that makes me a little uncomfortable, so other than fixing them some breakfast when they get up, I think I'll just let them entertain themselves. Unfortunately, they're not into comics, otherwise the problem would be solved.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

LMMFAO.

Your various "pictures" in your posts lately have been cracking me up.

The dog with the rose colored glasses is my favorite so far. :D

Thank you Miss Nik.

[Pól Rua]

Okay groovers, that's me for the evening. Japanese food and boozahol await.
Night all!

Be kind to each other. Except that one guy.
That guy can get knotted.

[Deathstroke]

I've been watching MST3K.

I've been watching Firefly on DVD.

[Deathstroke]

http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/garden-journal-03/cat-miaow-stumpy.jpg

"I HAVE THE POWEEEEERRRRR!"

[Deathstroke]

Most of my family just left to go shopping. It's just me, FIL, and the boys, and the boys are in bed, which means it's an almost empty house. I served my FIL his morning tea and now I've got the next several hours to myself.

Ah, this is nice.

Shopping today is just crazy.

[Deathstroke]

And once you're rested, may I reiterate howy's suggestion? You need to take those boys out and school 'em on the hoops. :)

Basketball?

Yeah, get them playing hoops.

[DocAbsurd]

Shopping. Don't talk to me about shopping.

Lucky me gets to help those shoppers today. Another 90 minutes and I'll be waist deep in such questions as, 'I don't know the title, I don't know the author, but can you help me find a book? It has a blue cover.' and 'An author was on GMA last week; do you have his book in stock?' and 'What do you recommend for someone who doesn't like to read?' and 'Where's the books for Oprah's reading circle?'

Two power drinks, a cup of coffee and a fresh pack of smokes . . . I can make it.




Doc 'Black Friday, Black Books' Absurd

[Paradox]

DocAbsurd gets asked:

'What do you recommend for someone who doesn't like to read?'

Euthanasia.

[Royal]

Faces of Porn. (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4231)

Totally lost a lung laughing at this.

It's Pg-13 desk jockeys.

[Paradox]

http://www.gregpitts.com/siteimages/o-face.jpg

[ragnarok_2012]

'What do you recommend for someone who doesn't like to read?'


Pity.

I recommend pity.

[jessecuster3]

Explain to me how I can drink 2 bottles of wine, stay up till 1 am and still wake up at 8:30 !

[HomerJay]

Explain to me how I can drink 2 bottles of wine, stay up till 1 am and still wake up at 8:30 !
I wake up at 7 am everyday whether I want to or not.

[Royal]

Explain to me how I can drink 2 bottles of wine, stay up till 1 am and still wake up at 8:30 !

Fermented fruit needs less b12 from you then fermented grain.

[HomerJay]

Fermented fruit needs less b12 from you then fermented grain.
Take yer fancy book-lernin elsewhere, college boy.

[jessecuster3]

I wake up at 7 am everyday whether I want to or not.

I am about the same, on weekends my girlfriend and I have a joke that I keep waking up at 7:30, it has happened numerous times.

[HomerJay]

I get up whenever the 2 yr-old gets up.

[Paradox]

I used to have that problem when I had a regular schedule. I usually cured it by rolling over and going back to sleep. :)

[Typo Lad]

I'm up at 5 am every day.

What's annoying is my body-clock is still off from DST, and I'll find myself waking up at 4 some days.

[Gilda Dent]

I'm up at about 5:00 most days.

[jessecuster3]

I got my gmail account back !!!!! woo hoo !

[Deathstroke]

Faces of Porn. (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4231)

Totally lost a lung laughing at this.

It's Pg-13 desk jockeys.

There were a couple that were funny.

[Deathstroke]

While waiting for dinner yesterday, I typed up and emailed in my top 10 CDs of 2006 list.

Should be interesting to see the feedback once I post the link when the article goes online.

[gary bolt]

Explain to me how I can drink 2 bottles of wine, stay up till 1 am and still wake up at 8:30 !

Sounds like you've had some training.

[gary bolt]

I wake up at 7 am everyday whether I want to or not.

Sounds like you are aging.

[Dom]

I've decided to start posting completely off topic pictures into every thread, with only veiled references to the actual topic.

Wish me luck.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Domenickb/Bolo_Yeung_a.jpg

[HomerJay]

Sounds like you are aging.
That's what aging & children do for you.

[HomerJay]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Domenickb/Bolo_Yeung_a.jpg
"You break my record? Now I break YOU. Like I broke your friend."

[Dom]

"You break my record? Now I break YOU. Like I broke your friend."

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Domenickb/bolohachimanyeung.jpg

Very good, but brick don't hit BACK!

[thespianphryne]

Anything special? I've got a turkey from work in the freezer that I'm making in a couple of weeks. I can't decide whether to go with last years' "stuffed with sausage and apple stuffing with an apple glaze" or try something new.

I cheated. My cousin is a doctor. I took oe of his syringes and injected the turkey at various places with a mixture of Hennesy and butter and rubbed it under the skin with pepper, rosemary and sage. But before all that I brined the darn thing over night. I've found that in terms of keeping the breast meat juicy, it's better to cook two smaller turkeys instead of a really big one if I'm feeding a lot of people.

As far as I'm concerned you can't go wrong with the apple sausage stuffing. sometimes though I like to throw some nice oyster mushrooms into the mix nnstead of the sausage. The meaty flavour of the 'shrooms contrasts very nicely with the sweetness of the apple. And in terms of balancing the palate you're not piling meat on meat.

[jessecuster3]

I've decided to start posting completely off topic pictures into every thread, with only veiled references to the actual topic.

Wish me luck.




Have you gained sight all of a sudden ?

[Dom]

Have you gained sight all of a sudden ?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

http://www.kidswebindia.com/animal/gorilla.jpg

[thespianphryne]

I'm up at about 5:00 most days.

Me too, but that's usuallly because I never went to bed in the first place.

[Gilda Dent]

Me too, but that's usuallly because I never went to bed in the first place.

I have a weird metabolism and sleep cycle. I can't sleep more than about 4-5 hours at once. I'll usually take a nap in the early afternoon to recharge and get the rest of the sleep I need.

[Merey]

I cheated. My cousin is a doctor. I took oe of his syringes and injected the turkey at various places with a mixture of Hennesy and butter and rubbed it under the skin with pepper, rosemary and sage. But before all that I brined the darn thing over night. I've found that in terms of keeping the breast meat juicy, it's better to cook two smaller turkeys instead of a really big one if I'm feeding a lot of people.

As far as I'm concerned you can't go wrong with the apple sausage stuffing. sometimes though I like to throw some nice oyster mushrooms into the mix nnstead of the sausage. The meaty flavour of the 'shrooms contrasts very nicely with the sweetness of the apple. And in terms of balancing the palate you're not piling meat on meat.


Ummm...Wow!!! I'm coming to you next year for recipes and overall Thanksgiving consultation. I had an aromatic mix of apple, onion, sage, rosemary and a cinnamon stick in my turkey, and then I brushed it with saffron and butter. It came out well, but you turkey sounds like a masterpiece.

[Typo Lad]

We went to my sister-in-law's for the third year in a row. It was better than last year, that's for sure. Everythign was pre-ordered. Last year the chicken was nasty. This year I wnated to get naked and roll in it.

We decided we're going to host next year.

[Jeff Brady]

We decided we're going to host next year.

Nice! I'm glad you have the space to do so. By the way, have you taken any pictures now that everything is settled in the apt?

[Guapo Méndez]

I'm up at about 5:00 most days.

Up at 6:15 every day, which now works in my advantage: I take the 7:00 am Pilates class.

It's been a month and I like getting back into shape.
I'm not too thrilled on how the instructors don't have any sort of consistency in the excercises. Same guy teaches the monday, wednesday and friday classes and although he favors abdominal excercises, not even those are consistent from class to class.
For example: there's one excercise they call "swords" (motion is like you were unsheathing a sword) which we only did for 2 classes on my first week and we revisited them last tuesday.

Oh, and there's also little consistency with the repeats. We can do one excercise 20 times on our left leg or arm and when we switch, we barely do 9 reps.

So far, so good, but sometimes I want to strangle the instructors while yelling "consistency! Consistency!"

[tricksterpup]

We went to my sister-in-law's for the third year in a row. It was better than last year, that's for sure. Everythign was pre-ordered. Last year the chicken was nasty. This year I wanted to get naked and roll in it.
We decided we're going to host next year.
I am not sure if I should be turned on or disgusted by that remark.

[tricksterpup]

Euthanasia.
HEY STOP that kind of Talk!!!

[tricksterpup]

I've decided to start posting completely off topic pictures into every thread, with only veiled references to the actual topic.

Wish me luck.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Domenickb/Bolo_Yeung_a.jpg
Bastard thats my Schtick.

[howyadoin]

What's up, fuckers?

[Stellar]

What's up, fuckers?

Nothin' much. What's new with you, fucker.

[Nikita]

Up at 6:15 every day, which now works in my advantage: I take the 7:00 am Pilates class.

It's been a month and I like getting back into shape.
I'm not too thrilled on how the instructors don't have any sort of consistency in the excercises. Same guy teaches the monday, wednesday and friday classes and although he favors abdominal excercises, not even those are consistent from class to class.
For example: there's one excercise they call "swords" (motion is like you were unsheathing a sword) which we only did for 2 classes on my first week and we revisited them last tuesday.

Oh, and there's also little consistency with the repeats. We can do one excercise 20 times on our left leg or arm and when we switch, we barely do 9 reps.

So far, so good, but sometimes I want to strangle the instructors while yelling "consistency! Consistency!"



How do you like Pilates Guapo? I got a beginners Pilates tape because I'm so out of shape and need to tighten everything up, and even the beginners tape was too hard for me. I found some of the exercises were too hard on my back. Are there any beginners tapes that you'd recommend? How much do you like Pilates compared to other types of exercises you've tried? I tried yoga but got too bored. I'm always looking for exercise that's more "fun" then tedious. And that's hard to find. "Fun exercise" is an oxymoron. LOL.

:D

[HomerJay]

I'm always looking for exercise that's more "fun" then tedious. And that's hard to find. "Fun exercise" is an oxymoron. LOL.

:D
Certain fun things qualify as exercise. :D

[howyadoin]

Nothin' much. What's new with you, fucker.Goin' away for the weekend in about an hour. It's my buddy's 40th bithday this weekend, so a bunch of us rented a cottage.

And once we're there, anybody who tries to enforce any kind of a schedule is getting a punch in the face.

[tricksterpup]

How do you like Pilates Guapo? I got a beginners Pilates tape because I'm so out of shape and need to tighten everything up, and even the beginners tape was too hard for me. I found some of the exercises were too hard on my back. Are there any beginners tapes that you'd recommend? How much do you like Pilates compared to other types of exercises you've tried? I tried yoga but got too bored. I'm always looking for exercise that's more "fun" then tedious. And that's hard to find. "Fun exercise" is an oxymoron. LOL.

:D
Oh my.... Call me.

[tricksterpup]

Goin' away for the weekend in about an hour. It's my buddy's 40th bithday this weekend, so a bunch of us rented a cottage.

And once we're there, anybody who tries to enforce any kind of a schedule is getting a punch in the face.
So would you punch me in the face if I said 10 minutes after you get there you have to place a drink in your hand and a stripper in the other?

[howyadoin]

So would you punch me in the face if I said 10 minutes after you get there you have to place a drink in your hand and a stripper in the other?That's not a schedule, that's just common sense.

[Nikita]

Certain fun things qualify as exercise. :D

Well, there is one exercise I do try to schedule on a regular basis. ;) But as much as I enjoy it, it's still not enough to tighten up my flabby stomach muscles. LOL. (unless I start doing situps while doing it)

[Nikita]

Oh my.... Call me.


You don't need me. Just find a local Pilates exercise studio and then you can drool over all the girls you want as they bend themsevles into pretzels.

[howyadoin]

Well, there is one exercise I do try to schedule on a regular basis. ;) But as much as I enjoy it, it's still not enough to tighten up my flabby stomach muscles.If it was, I'd have abs you could crack walnuts on.

[Nikita]

Goin' away for the weekend in about an hour. It's my buddy's 40th bithday this weekend, so a bunch of us rented a cottage.

And once we're there, anybody who tries to enforce any kind of a schedule is getting a punch in the face.



*sigh* See, that's why I wish I was a guy sometimes. Guys have "real fun", whereas if a bunch of girls rented a cabin, it would just be a boring "lets experience nature" kind of deal, and neverending giggle fest over things they bought at the local shop. Girl "fun" is boring. LOL. (unless it's a bunch of lesbians or bi women who rented a cabin instead of straight women. That could be fun) I know, I'm generalizing, but I have yet to meet a straight woman who'd enjoy the same kind of things I enjoy as far as activities besides shopping.

I really hate being a girl sometimes. Guys know how to have REAL fun. That's why I don't have many female friends. They'd rather go shopping and do "sensible" things instead of all the "stupid fun" things guys do. That's why I click better with guys and have more fun with them. Guys are always up for fun no matter what. All a guy friend has to do to pull me out of a funk is to ask me if I want to watch porn with him, or check out women somewhere, or just do something crazy, and that always works. I know my "manbashing" in that other thread a week ago may not seem like it, but I think guys are awesome. See what a difference a few days make? I love men today. Men are the best. I love "guy fun".




My jealousy and continuing worship over your perfect life, shall continue Howy...


:)

[tricksterpup]

Well, there is one exercise I do try to schedule on a regular basis. ;) But as much as I enjoy it, it's still not enough to tighten up my flabby stomach muscles. LOL. (unless I start doing situps while doing it)
See that is why you have a hard time keeping a guy, you are head butting them during sex. :rolleyes:

[Nikita]

If it was, I'd have abs you could crack walnuts on.


LOL. I would not be surprised if you could win a Gold Metal in the Sex Olympics with all the "exercise" you get. You are a true athelete and I bow to your greatness. ;)

[tricksterpup]

[(unless it's a bunch of lesbians or bi women who rented a cabin instead of straight women. That could be fun)
If this Coyote was there watching, I would be in heaven.

[Nikita]

See that is why you have a hard time keeping a guy, you are head butting them during sex. :rolleyes:


LOL.

Funny, I've never had a guy complain about my "head butting" technique. They all seem to enjoy it quite a bit strangely enough. ;)

[Nikita]

If this Coyote was there watching, I would be in heaven.


Just join a swingers site. That's what I finally did recently. I was on one a year ago but chickened out and never met anyone in person. I've gotten tired of trying to find women on other types of dating or adult sites because the lesbians on there don't want to deal with bisexual girls. They don't take us seriously. And the women who claim to be "bi" aren't really interested in a relationship. They just want to "experiment" with another girl and they're always married. It's been so hard for me to find single bi girls who are truely bisexual.

Anyway, I told myself not to be such a scardy cat anymore. I'm not getting any younger and I want to experience some things sexually before I die (and possible relationships with women too instead of just sex), so I put a new ad for myself on the swingers site I tried last year. I am meeting a woman (and possibly her male friend) tomorrow for a date! I am so excited. I should have tried swinger sites years ago. That's where all the bisexual women are. And many of them are interested in more of a relationship then just random hookups. So, I will give you the juicy details of our date on Sunday.

;)

[tricksterpup]

Just join a swingers site. That's what I finally did recently. I was on one a year ago but chickened out and never met anyone in person. I've gotten tired of trying to find women on other types of dating or adult sites because the lesbians on there don't want to deal with bisexual girls. They don't take us seriously. And the women who claim to be "bi" aren't really interested in a relationship. They just want to "experiment" with another girl and they're always married. It's been so hard for me to find single bi girls who are truely bisexual.

Anyway, I told myself not to be such a scardy cat anymore. I'm not getting any younger and I want to experience some things sexually before I die (and possible relationships with women too instead of just sex), so I put a new ad for myself on the swingers site I tried last year. I am meeting a woman (and possibly her male friend) tomorrow for a date! I am so excited. I should have tried swinger sites years ago. That's where all the bisexual women are. And many of them are interested in more of a relationship then just random hookups. So, I will give you the juicy details of our date on Sunday.

;)
I wish you the best of luck with that and yes, give us the boring details. lol also if I did as you suggested I would get smacked by my gal. ;) (lol I just envisioned Dox now signing up for the site.)

And remember no Head Butting. ;)

[Nikita]

I wish you the best of luck with that and yes, give us the boring details. lol also if I did as you suggested I would get smacked by my gal. ;) (lol I just envisioned Dox now signing up for the site.)

And remember no Head Butting. ;)


That's right, I keep forgetting about that lovely girlfriend of yours. Hey, if she makes you happy, that's all that matters. You are a lucky man. I have a current male "friend with benefits" but he's not interested in persuing anything more then that so a part of me is always looking for an emotional connection with those I might date. She's married but her husband swings too and doesn't mind if she dates women besides him. I told her he is like the coolest husband ever! LOL.

[tricksterpup]

That's right, I keep forgetting about that lovely girlfriend of yours. Hey, if she makes you happy, that's all that matters. You are a lucky man. I have a current male "friend with benefits" but he's not interested in persuing anything more then that so a part of me is always looking for an emotional connection with those I might date. She's married but her husband swings too and doesn't mind if she dates women besides him. I told her he is like the coolest husband ever! LOL.
I just want to say he is an idiot.. sigh.. he doesnt realize how good he has it especially if he just persued the other half.

Oh and yeah, she is a great lady and she treats me good and vice versa. I spent all night the other day setting up a laptop for her. She was really happy to get it yesterday and play on it.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I bumped into an old high school friend at a store today. She's married.

[HomerJay]

I bumped into an old high school friend at a store today. She's married.
You say that like she died.

[Brian Cronin]

Thanksgiving was fun! :)

-Brian

[kmeyers]

You say that like she died.
I keep finding out that most of the people in my high school graduating class are either in jail, dead from overdosing on drugs(usually heroin), or have kids.

[i_mmmchocolate]

You say that like she died.
Nah, I was just taken aback by the news. It was totally unexpected.

[Brian Cronin]

Nah, I was just taken aback by the news. It was totally unexpected.

Why, was she a lesbian in high school?

-Brian

[Cayman]

Why, was she a lesbian in high school?

-Brian

Who wasn't?

[Brian Cronin]

I want the Avatar Contest to end soon so I can go back to my old Avatar! :)

So people better not vote for my awesome Avatar (even though it is totally awesome)!

-Brian

[i_mmmchocolate]

Why, was she a lesbian in high school?

-Brian
OK, that made me laugh out loud.

Nope! She was not a lesbian! I just remember two things about her since high school: A)she always copied people's homework and B)she has a lazy eye.

[Brian Cronin]

Bah!

People with lazy eyes who copy homework are usually the FIRST to get married!

-Brian

[HomerJay]

A)she always copied people's homework and B)she has a lazy eye.
Maybe that one eye was always on someone else's work.

[i_mmmchocolate]

She's Indian. Even though she's Christian, her parents, I think, put an ad of her in an Indian newspaper for prospective suitors.

[Cayman]

Bah!

People with lazy eyes who copy homework are usually the FIRST to get married!

-Brian

That's because they are a total catch!

[i_mmmchocolate]

People with lazy eyes who copy homework are usually the FIRST to get married!
Yeah! And why do they have to make others feel bad about singledom!

"So, how about you?" she asked.

"I...well. Um, Hey look! 70% off socks!" *ran*

Maybe that one eye was always on someone else's work.
HAHAHA!

[i_mmmchocolate]

I can't get Mr Roboto out of my head!

I heard it briefly yesterday on some channel and now I can't stop singing it.

[Dan Apodaca]

I never have time for anything anymore.

[Cayman]

I can't get Mr Roboto out of my head!

I heard it briefly yesterday on some channel and now I can't stop singing it.

It was at the end of My Name Is Earl a few weeks ago. There's also that car commercial where you see the guys in the car doing the robot and when the door opens you can hear it playing.

Now it's in my head.

Kilroy was just a man whose circumstances were beyond his control.

[HomerJay]

Yeah but it matters WHO they're married to.
I run into people all the time and think, "Somebody was willing to marry him/her?" Then when I see who they're married to, it makes more sense.

Then again, I'm a shallow SOB with medium-high standards when it comes to looks.

[Dom]

I can't get Mr Roboto out of my head!

I heard it briefly yesterday on some channel and now I can't stop singing it.

I also can't stop singing it.

For entirely different reasons.

[Brian Cronin]

I liked Mr. Roboto.

The album, though, was silly and lame.

-Brian

[Cayman]

I liked Mr. Roboto.

The album, though, was silly and lame.

-Brian

I kinda liked Heavy Metal Poisoning.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Hungry. Need food.

[Deathstroke]

"You break my record? Now I break YOU. Like I broke your friend."

You can never go wrong with quotes from Bloodsport.

[Deathstroke]

I want the Avatar Contest to end soon so I can go back to my old Avatar! :)

So people better not vote for my awesome Avatar (even though it is totally awesome)!

-Brian

Reverse psychology?

[Deathstroke]

I can't get Mr Roboto out of my head!

Close your mouth.:evilsmile

[Deathstroke]

I also can't stop singing it.

For entirely different reasons.

hmmmmm....could it be....SATAN?

[Brian Cronin]

Reverse psychology?

Under normal circumstances, totally!

But I really love my old avatar.

-Brian

[Dom]

Whatever you DO, DO not VOTE FOR BRIAN CRONIN's NEW AVATAR.

BRIAN WOULD not LIKE TO WIN.

HE IS not USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.

[Cayman]

"Don't Let It End" was a crap ballad.

And I usually enjoyed Styx's soggy ballads.

[Cayman]

I find it amusing that Billy Idol has a Christmas CD. Don't you?

Hey Cronin, are you going to see Dreamgirls?

[Brian Cronin]

Probably.

I think Andre 3000 should be in it, though.

-Brian

[Cayman]

Probably.

I think Andre 3000 should be in it, though.

-Brian

I think Beyonce just barely beat him out for the part.

[Brian Cronin]

He should have Eddie Murphy's part!

-Brian

[Cayman]

He should have Eddie Murphy's part!

-Brian

Eddie's getting buzz though.

Buzz!

[Brian Cronin]

Yeah, because people like it when actors who have gotten awful act decently.

LAME!!

-Brian

[Cayman]

Yeah, because people like it when actors who have gotten awful act decently.

LAME!!

-Brian

Did you see that Outkast movie?

[Brian Cronin]

That was for Big Boi!

It doesn't count!

Big Boi is a gigantic anchor on Andre 3000!!

-Brian

[Cayman]

That was for Big Boi!

It doesn't count!

Big Boi is a gigantic anchor on Andre 3000!!

-Brian

He does seem the less talented of the two.

[Brian Cronin]

A total anchor!!!

-Brian

[Cayman]

Speaking of anchors, there has been suspicion that new poster BetterThanYou might be the poster formerly known as Curefreak.

What do you think?

[Gilda Dent]

So they all came home, deposited their goods, invited me to come along, then took off again. It's just me, the two boys, FIL, and the one grown brother. He's cool at least, unlike the teendevilspawn. They have whined literally every time they've talked to me.

We have a nice home theater and a good collection of DVDs, an X-Box 360 and a PS3 with a bunch of games, two computers with a good number of games, and of course, several thousand comic books, including a few hundred trades and hardbacks.

I don't see how they can be bored in this house. Yet, even though they're bored, they stay home when most of the women go shopping.

Would I be justifed in slapping one of the little snots the next time one of them calls me "Dude"? I sure have the urge to.

[Brian Cronin]

Speaking of anchors, there has been suspicion that new poster BetterThanYou might be the poster formerly known as Curefreak.

What do you think?

I say thee nay!

-Brian

[Chris Nowlin]

Speaking of anchors, there has been suspicion that new poster BetterThanYou might be the poster formerly known as Curefreak.

What do you think?


It's well established that it's not. The ability to write a coherent sentence can't be faked. Someone should politely recommend a new avatar to BetterThanYou; he'll be taken more seriously.

[Spike-X]

Speaking of anchors, there has been suspicion that new poster BetterThanYou might be the poster formerly known as Curefreak.

What do you think?
He said anchors, not wankers.

[Spike-X]

Someone should politely recommend a new avatar to BetterThanYou; he'll be taken more seriously.

I think it's gonna take a lot more than that.

[kmeyers]

I think it's gonna take a lot more than that.
A new custom user title too?

[DarkBlade]

... anyone feel like summing up the last ~1040 posts in here?

[Bear]

ya'got me...I never understand this place:)

well, sort of, sometimes.

[Fish Sauce]

... anyone feel like summing up the last ~1040 posts in here?

Check the Generic Thread.

[Gilda Dent]

... anyone feel like summing up the last ~1040 posts in here?

Shared artwork and discussion thereof.

Speculation that BetterThanYou might be a curefreak sock. Speculation demonstrated as unfounded.

Lots of sharing regarding Thanksgiving plans and results.

The truth behind the deaths of JFK, Bruce Lee, and Karen Silkwood posted and mysteriously deleted.

Sexual innuendo and the traditional self-deprecating humor and standard insults directed at acquaintances.

Much discussion of TV shows that had good or bad final seasons or episodes.

[jessecuster3]

Just got back from seeing Borat and The Departed. Borat was hilarious and I am glad I knew about the anti-jew stuff before I saw it otherwise I probably would have walked out. The Departed was fucking awesome, Nicholson was amazing and I would say he deserves best actor right now. I was mildly disappointed with the ending but was still on the edge of my seat for most of the movie.


What's up with no BSG tonight ?

[Gilda Dent]

I must be the only person on these boards not the least bit interested in seeing Borat.

[Guapo Méndez]

How do you like Pilates Guapo? I got a beginners Pilates tape because I'm so out of shape and need to tighten everything up, and even the beginners tape was too hard for me. I found some of the exercises were too hard on my back. Are there any beginners tapes that you'd recommend? How much do you like Pilates compared to other types of exercises you've tried? I tried yoga but got too bored. I'm always looking for exercise that's more "fun" then tedious. And that's hard to find. "Fun exercise" is an oxymoron. LOL.

:D

I haven't tried the tapes, Nikita. When I do exercises I feel like I need an instructor's guidance or I end up doing them half-assedly.

First week of pilates was hard, no doubt about it. But it really helped to do them every day -even when I felt like my muscles would not move- and that set me up for the rest of the month.

The other exercises I've done were 3-4 years ago and those were 25 minutes of treadmill, 25 of cardio-vascular and almost an hour of gym.
I like pilates more because with the gym I was in subdued -but constant- muscle pain. Not the bad kind, but it got tiresome.

My wife says I'm losing gut and gaining muscle tone, so the results are noticeable after 30 days.

Hope it helps.

[Guapo Méndez]

We have a nice home theater and a good collection of DVDs, an X-Box 360 and a PS3 with a bunch of games, two computers with a good number of games, and of course, several thousand comic books, including a few hundred trades and hardbacks.


Adopt me!

;)

[jessecuster3]

I must be the only person on these boards not the least bit interested in seeing Borat.


It really does only apply to people who appreciate lowest common denominator humor, I don't see you as one of those Gilda. Its still smarter than say Jackass but I wouldn;t go much further than that.

[kmeyers]

It really does only apply to people who appreciate lowest common denominator humor, I don't see you as one of those Gilda. Its still smarter than say Jackass but I wouldn;t go much further than that.
It definitely has funny parts, but if you've seen the HBO show there's no need to see the movie. There really isn't anything new.

[Chris Nowlin]

I must be the only person on these boards not the least bit interested in seeing Borat.


I remain indifferent.

[Guapo Méndez]

I first heard of Borat last thursday.

I don't see that movie making it's way to Mexico.

[Ronald Bryan]

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[Ronald Bryan]

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[Ronald Bryan]

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[Ronald Bryan]

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[Ronald Bryan]

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[Ronald Bryan]

So, guess what I did at the beginning of the month.

[Royal]

I've decided to start posting completely off topic pictures into every thread, with only veiled references to the actual topic.

Wish me luck.

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"Give that man a six pack."

[Royal]

Who wasn't?

The gay football team.

[kmeyers]

So, guess what I did at the beginning of the month.
Moved into a new apartment?

Where the hell have you been?

[Royal]

I first heard of Borat last thursday.

I don't see that movie making it's way to Mexico.

What about Ali G In Tha House?

[Gilda Dent]

It really does only apply to people who appreciate lowest common denominator humor, I don't see you as one of those Gilda. Its still smarter than say Jackass but I wouldn;t go much further than that.

Well, I can like that sort of thing, but the previews for this one just don't appeal to me.

It definitely has funny parts, but if you've seen the HBO show there's no need to see the movie. There really isn't anything new.

I've never heard of the show.

[Ronald Bryan]

Moved into a new apartment?

Where the hell have you been?
Moved into an apartment! So, you no longer have to kill me when I turn 30 for still living at ihome.

[Royal]

So, guess what I did at the beginning of the month.

Stalk a fanboy with bad taste in movies. You're sending the pictures to him to cause a stroke andover ride his brain.

[Ronald Bryan]

I keep bitching for more posters. Especially the Slither and Running Scared posters that the theater still has in the poster room.

[Cayman]

But where is the jacuzzi?

[Ronald Bryan]

But where is the jacuzzi?
Unfortunately we don't have one. I think the little theater they have is in its place.

[kmeyers]

I've never heard of the show.
It's pretty good. The Ali G show.

He plays three main characters. Ali G, who is an idiot jamaican/British rapper who surprisingly interviews pretty important political figures. Their PR people must have dropped the ball on some of these.

Borat, the man from the middle east who hates jews and has whatever behavior can be culturally offensive to the group of people he's talking to

and Bruno, the gay fashion critic, who has clowned several "designers."
My favorite was the one where he gets a designer to talk about his style, and critiques him using opposites. He tells the guy that his style is dark yet light, with a sense of heaviness, and weightlessness, and goes on and on...and the designer is like, "You really get it, man!"

[kmeyers]

Unfortunately we don't have one. I think the little theater they have is in its place.
You should get to work on that. The landlord will thank you later. Only tell him about it when you move out, or the people the floor below you complain, though.

[Jeff Brady]

Borat is awesome. He did a great job of exposing a lot of people's bigotry.

However, I could have done without the morbidly obese teabagging. And jeez, the MOOBS on that guy.

[Michael P]

Borat is awesome. He did a great job of exposing a lot of people's bigotry.
Bigotry AND hypocrisy. And general bullshit.

[Ronald Bryan]

And these idiots look worse for suing the producers of the movie claiming they didn't know they would be portrayed like that.

[Michael P]

And these idiots look worse for suing the producers of the movie claiming they didn't know they would be portrayed like that.
Well, in their defense, they were very drunk at the time.

Wait, that doesn't really help, does it?

[kmeyers]

And these idiots look worse for suing the producers of the movie claiming they didn't know they would be portrayed like that.
Yeah, they are dirtbags. But, apparently they got drunk with the producers well before they even got in the RV. Drunken contract signing is no good.

Also, when Borat appeared in the hotel(vanilla face), the producers lied to the people and told them they just wanted a regular tour of the famous hotel for their across America documentary, or something like that. Then Borat shows up. The crew acted like they didn't know this was going to happen, even afterwords.

They lied to people to make them look really bad. Not that some of these people didn't deserve it, but production people for the movie were incredibly deceptive, and could be in serious trouble as far as lawsuits go.

[Cayman]

Well, in their defense, they were very drunk at the time.

Wait, that doesn't really help, does it?

It didn't get Mel Gibson off the hook.

[Cayman]

They'll probably just get settlements, I imagine.

[Ronald Bryan]

It didn't get Mel Gibson off the hook.
Can it get me off the hook?

[Cayman]

Can it get me off the hook?

Nah, you're busted.

[Ronald Bryan]

Damn, well, I did not mean to offend people living in Seattle.

[kmeyers]

Damn, well, I did not mean to offend people living in Seattle.
Did someone get it on film?

[Cayman]

Everything's on film these days.

[Jeff Brady]

My emo cousin on Myspace has a pic entitled "You're a cut above all the rest."

I spent a good 20 seconds giggling at that one.

[kmeyers]

Everything's on film these days.
Yeah, but there are release forms that need to be signed before you can show an individual's face on tv/film/slide show. You're in trouble if you don't have them, and even more trouble if you coerced drunken people to sign one. Or misrepresented your initial intent.

[kmeyers]

My emo cousin on Myspace has a pic entitled "You're a cut above all the rest."

I spent a good 20 seconds giggling at that one.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=8gCSaAtNvj8

[Ronald Bryan]

Yeah, but there are release forms that need to be signed before you can show an individual's face on tv/film/slide show. You're in trouble if you don't have them, and even more trouble if you coerced drunken people to sign one. Or misrepresented your initial intent.
Unless it's on youtube.

[kmeyers]

Unless it's on youtube.
youtube can play copywrited things till contested. There has been plenty of video removed from youtube.

[Ronald Bryan]

youtube can play copywrited things till contested. There has been plenty of video removed from youtube.
But once it gets on youtube, it gets everywhere.

[kmeyers]

But once it gets on youtube, it gets everywhere.
if you're quick on the draw.

[Jack Zodiac]

See that is why you have a hard time keeping a guy, you are head butting them during sex. :rolleyes:

Are you kidding? That's hot. Sometimes I ask my girlfriend to give me a nice, solid punch in the face during sex. Keeps things fresh.

[Jack Zodiac]

I bumped into an old high school friend at a store today. She's married.
You say that like she died.

Nope, but he is! Hey oh!

I keep finding out that most of the people in my high school graduating class are either in jail, dead from overdosing on drugs(usually heroin), or have kids.

Y'know what's hilarious? My buddy Ben (he was a security officer in the mall we all worked at) just got a job at the county prison back home and every time I call him he's got another story about someone we used to go to high school with being arrested. So far I've heard of a girl I used to hang out with getting caught selling coke, one of the guys from the football team trying to screw some fifteen year old, and a bunch of repeat drunk drivers. Can't wait to go home again. :p

[Paradox]

thespianphryne shares secrets:

I cheated. My cousin is a doctor. I took oe of his syringes and injected the turkey at various places with a mixture of Hennesy and butter and rubbed it under the skin with pepper, rosemary and sage. But before all that I brined the darn thing over night. I've found that in terms of keeping the breast meat juicy, it's better to cook two smaller turkeys instead of a really big one if I'm feeding a lot of people.

Nice tips, thanks! I don't have a proper syringe, but I'm good at cobbling together things that work. I'll give that a try (rosemary, huh? I think that'll go next on my "experiment with herbs and spices" list...I'm on marjoram right now). The brining..how is that accomplished? A special type or simply saltwater? What kind of concentration? Fully immersed?

As far as I'm concerned you can't go wrong with the apple sausage stuffing. sometimes though I like to throw some nice oyster mushrooms into the mix nnstead of the sausage. The meaty flavour of the 'shrooms contrasts very nicely with the sweetness of the apple. And in terms of balancing the palate you're not piling meat on meat.

Ouch. Sorry, but I just don't care for mushrooms. And in my house of carnivores, meat on meat isn't a problem. They'd probably love me to make that cornish hen stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey thing I've seen John Madden talk about. :)

[Paradox]

Typo Lad will probably redirect me to "Ask the Jew":

We went to my sister-in-law's for the third year in a row. It was better than last year, that's for sure. Everythign was pre-ordered. Last year the chicken was nasty. This year I wnated to get naked and roll in it.

Just not into turkey or is turkey non-Kosher?

[Paradox]

tricksterpup never did like going to the vet:

HEY STOP that kind of Talk!!!

Read a book and you'll have nothing to fear. :evilsmile

Although staying out of the damned garbage couldn't hurt either! Do you know how long it takes to clean that up!?!

[Paradox]

tricksterpup knows I'm a dawg:

(lol I just envisioned Dox now signing up for the site.)

Heh, for all my talk, I pretty much used up my "sex for the sake of sex" just after I got divorced. Did it repeatedly until it got boring (intentionally...working it out of my system). Might be fun, but it'd just make me want it more. I've gotten to the point where it doesn't bother me anymore. I actually like to care about the person I'm having sex with...first!

I summon the crushed illusions!

[Paradox]

coke & comics is always hoping:

It's well established that it's not. The ability to write a coherent sentence can't be faked. Someone should politely recommend a new avatar to BetterThanYou; he'll be taken more seriously.

Considering his actual content...unlikely.

[Paradox]

Ronald Bryan must've been a P-I-G pig!:

So, guess what I did at the beginning of the month.

Cleaned the house? You forgot to make the bed.

I never saw any point in that, anyway, though. ;)

[Paradox]

Ronald Bryan mocks:

And these idiots look worse for suing the producers of the movie claiming they didn't know they would be portrayed like that.

They shouldn't have signed the release, then. Or acted like that in the first place. Wankers.

[Nikita]

I haven't tried the tapes, Nikita. When I do exercises I feel like I need an instructor's guidance or I end up doing them half-assedly.

First week of pilates was hard, no doubt about it. But it really helped to do them every day -even when I felt like my muscles would not move- and that set me up for the rest of the month.

The other exercises I've done were 3-4 years ago and those were 25 minutes of treadmill, 25 of cardio-vascular and almost an hour of gym.
I like pilates more because with the gym I was in subdued -but constant- muscle pain. Not the bad kind, but it got tiresome.

My wife says I'm losing gut and gaining muscle tone, so the results are noticeable after 30 days.

Hope it helps.



I'd go to a Pilates class but they're so expensive. So then I buy lame ass tapes. Thanks for the input though. Maybe I should give them another chance.

[Spike-X]

What's up with no BSG tonight ?

I dunno, but I'm not happy! I finally get all caught up, now I have to wait an extra week?! Fuk dat, dawg!

[Nikita]

I dunno, but I'm not happy! I finally get all caught up, now I have to wait an extra week?! Fuk dat, dawg!


More importantly, how's that hot "imaginary" sister of yours? ;)

[Spike-X]

Pretty good.

She's bi, you know. Intrigued?

[Spike-X]

Holy shit! Jamie Bamber's English! Why wasn't I told?














(That was so thirty seconds!)

[Nikita]

Pretty good.

She's bi, you know. Intrigued?



Of course! Even "pretend" bi women are cool.

[jessecuster3]

I dunno, but I'm not happy! I finally get all caught up, now I have to wait an extra week?! Fuk dat, dawg!


I got drunk, that works right ?

[Brian Cronin]

I really don't see Borat as "lowest common denominator humor."

It strikes me as the rare form of comedy that works on both a high and a low brow level.

-Brian

[TheTen-EyedMan]

So thanks to my contacts in the bidness, I got to see Richard Donner's Superman II. And the verdict is...it is teh Awesome. It's not just an improvement on the Lester version...it's a vast improvement.

*SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE*

the best change is the removed the Eiffel Tower opening sequence. It seques straight into the Niagra Falls reveal of Clark as Superman. It's a little weird seeing their hair change back and forth from the film footage to the screen tests but a small price to pay. The interplay between Luthor and the bad guys goes beyond the camp crap that was in the Lester version. Clark is more well rounded and comes across as a fully formed charcter in his own right. And the jealousy that he shows actually resonants as though he is jealous of another person.
*End Spoiler*

After seeing it, the question that comes to my mind is...how can Dick Donner take stock footage, scraps, screen tests and other cast off film and make a film that is infinitely better than Superman Returns. Is Bryan Singer incapable of making a good movie without Gabriel Byrne?

[Valmore]

Whoever told me Florida doesn't get cold is nuts.

Or maybe I'm just so used to 90-degree weather that 50-degrees just feels like 15-degrees.

[Paradox]

I've been in Orlando when it was below 40. Florida gets cold, it just doesn't get REALLY cold for months and months.

[Valmore]

What makes it funny is that, after about a week of not having a high past 65, this week coming up it might get right back up to 80.

Florida weather is weird in the fall/winter.

[Deathstroke]

How about an article on the swinger's scene in Singapore!

Article Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061124/od_nm/singapore_sex_dc)

[Royal]

Florida winds in the winter fuckin kill.

[jessecuster3]

I really don't see Borat as "lowest common denominator humor."

It strikes me as the rare form of comedy that works on both a high and a low brow level.

-Brian


Ok I can see that. The majority of it is low brow though.

[Elegance Liberty]

I really don't see Borat as "lowest common denominator humor."

It strikes me as the rare form of comedy that works on both a high and a low brow level.

-Brian

I find it repulsive, personally speaking.

Then again, I wanna see 'Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny' at some point. Weird.

Anyhow... AHHHHHHHHHH GAH I dun' wanna put the tree up today. =| It's a family thing we've been doing for the last 10 years and I hate it every single time we do it.

If I had my way, we'd have the tree up a week before Christmas. Alas, in a perfect world....

[Puma]

trying to get marginally interested in being at work after two days off, and then after today, two more days off...




I'm failing.

[i_mmmchocolate]

My co-worker took lunch at 12.00pm, so that I can leave at 1.00pm!

[Chris Nowlin]

I dunno, but I'm not happy! I finally get all caught up, now I have to wait an extra week?! Fuk dat, dawg!

I am happy; I wasn't able to watch it last night due to being out of town. I think they didn't air one for my sake. Sorry.

[tricksterpup]

Florida winds in the winter fuckin kill.
They also kill during hurricane season as well.

[tricksterpup]

Read a book and you'll have nothing to fear. :evilsmile

Although staying out of the damned garbage couldn't hurt either! Do you know how long it takes to clean that up!?!
It doesnt matter, its good shit.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/coyoteeatingtrash.jpg

[tricksterpup]

Are you kidding? That's hot. Sometimes I ask my girlfriend to give me a nice, solid punch in the face during sex. Keeps things fresh.
Oh who doesnt love a good game of Donkey Punch? :rolleyes:

[tricksterpup]

Heh, for all my talk, I pretty much used up my "sex for the sake of sex" just after I got divorced. Did it repeatedly until it got boring (intentionally...working it out of my system). Might be fun, but it'd just make me want it more. I've gotten to the point where it doesn't bother me anymore. I actually like to care about the person I'm having sex with...first!

I summon the crushed illusions!
Bastard.
http://www.bmumford.com/photo/highspeed/balloon4.jpg

[tricksterpup]

Ah sing it to me Billy Boy.


I know what she's gonna do
And I can't wait for her to do it
She knows me and I know her
What I hate and what I prefer
I know her scent, I know her touch
Where to hold her and just how much

My lady belongs here and so do I
We know what the truth is
And when to lie
Oh how I love her familiar
Ooooooh

I've had the one night stands
Waiting for the phone to ring
(Waiting for the phone)
The shakes of anxiety
The flacid response to nerves
The hideous revelation of character
The unfamiliar smell of breath and skin
Unexpected noises from within

My lady belongs here and so do I
We know what the truth is
And when to lie
Oh how I love her familiar
Ooooooh

But my love is familiar
She knows me and I know her
What I hate and what I prefer
I know her scent, I know her touch
Where to hold her and just how much
My lady belongs here and so do I

My lady belongs here and so do I
We know what the truth is
And when to lie
Oh how I love her familiar
Ooooooh

Sliced apples, almond butter, and fetta cheese
Let's feed the dogs, send out for chinese
Watching movies on TV and fall asleep
Arms wrapped around, so happy we weep

Yeah, that's for you...

[Elegance Liberty]

I lived in Florida for about 6 years.

I'm so happy I got the hell out of there when I did. I HATED living there.