Rita's XIV: The Last DJ

[Dreadstar]

Oh, being himself, then?

[Typo Lad]

Okay, this post is obviously going to be deleted as well so pay attention.

The thread asked what makes you you, and StoneGold posted that what makes him him is 'his c*ck up your mom's ass.'

He was out of line for no reason.
Wow. THat's a bit out there, even for him.

[gary bolt]

His name is gone from the membership list. Does that mean it's permanent?

[Stellar]

WTF? StoneGold banned? We'll have to wait for Cronin to confirm.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Oh, being himself, then?
It was the usual StoneGold jab, so I didn't think twice about the post when I read it.

[i_mmmchocolate]

His name is gone from the membership list. Does that mean it's permanent?
That's weird. Plenty of folks on permaban still have accounts, it just says "BANNED" under their name.

[Puma]

Yeah. he's been using that line for quite a while now.

[Matt Algren]

That's weird. Plenty of folks on permaban still have accounts, it just says "BANNED" under their name.
When someone's banned they don't show up on the Members master list, even when it's just temp.

[Stellar]

It was the usual StoneGold jab, so I didn't think twice about the post when I read it.

Yeah, but come on. Was there even a reason for it? The guy didn't even cause aby trouble and then suddenly, BAM! 'My reproductive organ placed firmly in your mother's anus.' I've seen people vent on these boards. If he was having trouble with someone, he should've brought it to them, or talked to Cronin about it.

Even if he did have issues with the guy who started the thread, that post was not cool.

[i_mmmchocolate]

When someone's banned they don't show up on the Members master list, even when it's just temp.
I didn't know that.

[Chris Nowlin]

I still haven't seen that, but I've been wanting to. Way backed up on movies I want to see.

Which was better, Batman Begins or Superman Returns?


Batman. (though I liked Superman just fine)

[Puma]

Yeah, but come on. Was there even a reason for it? The guy didn't even cause aby trouble and then suddenly, BAM! 'My reproductive organ placed firmly in your mother's anus.' I've seen people vent on these boards. If he was having trouble with someone, he should've brought it to them, or talked to Cronin about it.

Even if he did have issues with the guy who started the thread, that post was not cool.

as mentioned earlier, that line has been Stonegold's schtick for a while now, it's not in anger...just poor taste.

[i_mmmchocolate]

It could be that the mod deleted the posts because some folks complained about it, and that's it. There's always the possibility he was banned for something on another thread.

[Michael P]

Batman. (though I liked Superman just fine)
Batman Begins was a better movie because it had its own identity. Superman Returns was too much of a Donner pastiche.

[Puma]

It could be that the mod deleted the posts because some folks complained about it, and that's it. There's always the possibility he was banned for something on another thread.

or he'd been warned against using it.

[Chris Nowlin]

Batman Begins was a better movie because it had its own identity. Superman Returns was too much of a Donner pastiche.


I agree with your sentiment, but I also think Batman was a better movie because it was a better movie.

[i_mmmchocolate]

or he'd been warned against using it.
Or that!
_

[Cayman]

He said last night it's just a week ban.

[Ed Cunard]

I think Batman Begins was easily the better film. I didn't care for it, and I certainly liked Superman Returns more, but the Batman flick was crafted much better.

[i_mmmchocolate]

It's death penalty thread time already?

[Typo Lad]

It's death penalty thread time already?
Yep. We're well into the political cycle, having just gotten out of a major homosexual periord.

That means we have a week or so till we see all the posts about posting and then three weeks till we get back on the topic of religion and the cycle starts anew.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I'm just happy that in 15 minutes I will be free from work for the day.

I have some major grocery shopping to do.

[Chris Nowlin]

Yep. We're well into the political cycle, having just gotten out of a major homosexual periord.

That means we have a week or so till we see all the posts about posting and then three weeks till we get back on the topic of religion and the cycle starts anew.


That's awesome cuz I've only been here a couple months, and the board seemed to be in a religion phase. Maybe I've almost completed my first period of the cycle.

[Michael P]

That's awesome cuz I've only been here a couple months, and the board seemed to be in a religion phase. Maybe I've almost completed my first period of the cycle.
You're a woman now.

[Chris Nowlin]

You're a woman now.


I knew that would happen if I began posting on forums...

[Stellar]

I'm stressing out here. I got NFS: Carbon a few days ago and I'm at 76% (I avoided most of the Drift challenges). Now I'm racing Darius, the end boss, and the guy beats me in Canyon Duel, even when I'm 100 feet ahead of him I get 'you finished second.'. WTF is up with that??

[Puma]

Yep. We're well into the political cycle, having just gotten out of a major homosexual periord.

That means we have a week or so till we see all the posts about posting and then three weeks till we get back on the topic of religion and the cycle starts anew.

yes, the whole paganism/commercialism of Christmas vs. why shouldn't shopkeepers say "merry Christmas" to everyone who walks into thier store...sigh.

[Typo Lad]

I get goosebumbs just thinking about it.

[Stellar]

So when we take our kids to see Santa, it's a little bit of Satanism, isn't it? I mean, the guy completely changed the purpose of Christmas, he's GOT to be an instrument of the Prince of Darkness.

[Puma]

just think of him as the Hogfather and everything is ducky.

[Typo Lad]

just think of him as the Hogfather and everything is ducky.
It certainly makes it easier to understand why he doesn't come to Jewish homes, then.

[JeffreyWKramer]

So when we take our kids to see Santa, it's a little bit of Satanism, isn't it?

Remember, "Santa" is an anagram for "Satan."

[Stellar]

Remember, "Santa" is an anagram for "Satan."

You're not going to believe this, but when I told people that three years ago they thought I was paranoid.

How ya like me, bitchuz.

[Matt Algren]

Remember, "Santa" is an anagram for "Satan."
How conveeeeenient.

http://www.sethbarnes.com/blogphotos/sethbarnes/www/church_lady.jpg

[JeffreyWKramer]

How conveeeeenient.

http://www.sethbarnes.com/blogphotos/sethbarnes/www/church_lady.jpg

It's really a shame Dana Carvey stopped being even vaguely funny shortly after he became famous.

[Cayman]

It's better the Santa you know than the Santa you don't.

[Stellar]

He was never funny. I've seen Opportunity Knocks.

[JeffreyWKramer]

He was never funny. I've seen Opportunity Knocks.

Nah, for a couple years he was quite funny on SNL about 1/3 of the time.

On the other hand, his list of movies practically qualifies as a definition of "unfunny."

[Matt Algren]

He was never funny. I've seen Opportunity Knocks.
I think the problem is that he really isn't a 'headliner', and people have tried to stuff him into that role. Carvey has great timing. He's definitely funny, but better as the goofy sidekick a la Garth Algar.

[Merey]

So the "No soup for you" Soup Nazi guy has franchised and one of his shops is near my office. I've been there a few times now, but today I got the lobster bisque. It's un-fucking-belivable. Seriously, it's the best soup outside my Grandmother's kitchen. There's huge-ass chunks of Maine lobster in this soup! I'm in heaven.

[Winslow]

"Massive Head Wound Harry" was hilarious.

Other than that, I dunno . . .

[Cayman]

I liked him as Garth.

[JeffreyWKramer]

I liked him as Garth.

I tried watching the first WAYNE'S WORLD movie again a few months ago and... ugh. It's sort of the definition of "that sure doesn't hold up well."

[Gene M.]

I tried watching the first WAYNE'S WORLD movie again a few months ago and... ugh. It's sort of the definition of "that sure doesn't hold up well."
I don't even know you and you're already dead to me.

[Matt Algren]

"Massive Head Wound Harry" was hilarious.

Other than that, I dunno . . .
His John McLaughlin was right on the money.

Lyle, the Effeminate Heterosexual.

Johnny Carson (especially when he did Johnny trying to compete with Arsenio Hall.)

Can you tell which period of SNL is my favorite?

[Matt Algren]

I don't even know you and you're already dead to me.
Yeah, that's the wrongest wrong that ever wronged. I watched it awhile back and it's still awesome in so many ways.

...well, at least in one way.

[JeffreyWKramer]

I don't even know you and you're already dead to me.

I think I'd rather be dead than try to watch that movie again. It was so embarrassingly bad I'm at a loss to explain why I thought it funny at the time it was released.

[Justin D.]

Dana Carvey's funniest time ever is his HBO special from years ago. It played regularly on Comedy Central for a while, but I haven't seen it in quite some time. Oddly, Dana works best when he's working blue.

[Dreadstar]

Oddly, Dana works best when he's working blue.

And not surprisingly, his absolute worst piece of drek was partially targetted at kids.

[jessecuster3]

Yikes, holy crap, you go away for a few days and theres 50 pages to catch up on.


On multiple pages I thought "I gotta reply to that" but by nonw its long forgotten.


Yes Dana Carvey was hilarious. I love the Chopping Broccoli song, and that stand up special he did with the piano was hilarious !

[Tadhg]

Skip Bayliss not only knows nothing about sports, he also has no clue about entertainment. He hated Casino Royale, I don't know where he got it from but he called it "Miami Vice meets the Departed." which just shows how fucking dumb he is.

[Stellar]

Some people actually liked Wayne's World? Kramer may be dead to you, but at least he has taste.

[Justin D.]

And not surprisingly, his absolute worst piece of drek was partially targetted at kids.

Absolutely.

What's funny is I think Dana was always seen as such as clean comedian on SNL so it was a departure when he did some of his raunchier stuff on his comedy special.

I tried to find Carvey's routine about Katherine Hepburn giving Jimmy Stewart a blowjob on YouTube, but couldn't find it. Instead, I found a lot of clips from The Dana Carvey Show that also starred Steve Colbert and Steve Carell. I had no idea they were on this. Holy shit, check out who else had writing credits on the show! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115148/fullcredits#writers)

Steve Carell
Dana Carvey
Dave Chappelle
Louis C.K.
Stephen Colbert
Spike Feresten
Charlie Kaufman
Robert Smigel

That's a list full of funny right there.

Stephen Colbert does one hell of a Gregory Peck impression. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZNXOcXQ0fkA)

Skinheads from Maine (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ozJh-V2Zd-Y)

"Whittlin' my hatestick" is one the best expressions ever.

[Dreadstar]

Skip Bayliss not only knows nothing about sports, he also has no clue about entertainment. He hated Casino Royale, I don't know where he got it from but he called it "Miami Vice meets the Departed." which just shows how fucking dumb he is.



Geez. Are we sure he didn't end up in one of those 8 horror movies?

BTW, you nailed the exact word for this Bond flick. Visceral.

Perfect.

[Jeff Brady]

So the "No soup for you" Soup Nazi guy has franchised and one of his shops is near my office. I've been there a few times now, but today I got the lobster bisque. It's un-fucking-belivable. Seriously, it's the best soup outside my Grandmother's kitchen. There's huge-ass chunks of Maine lobster in this soup! I'm in heaven.

You're ODing on lobster lately.

[gary bolt]

I just learned that I'm going to be on the noon news today. Damn, I wish I'd shaved this morning!

[Typo Lad]

Yeah, I liked the Dana Carvey show. Basically the last thing he did that I liked.

[howyadoin]

Hey, howya. Can you drink the water yet?Nope. Not yet. Is this bullshit affecting you guys, too?

[Justin D.]

Yeah, I liked the Dana Carvey show. Basically the last thing he did that I liked.

He hasn't done much since then, has he?

[Jeff Brady]

Stephen Colbert does one hell of a Gregory Peck impression. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZNXOcXQ0fkA)

It's a decent impression, but it's 10 gallons of unfunny in a five gallon jug.

[Merey]

You're ODing on lobster lately.

I know, but I couldn't resist. And now I've had my lobster fix, I'm now good for a few months.



Those Colbert clips are gold. Thanks, Justin.

By the way, the lastest Rolling Stone has a rad interview of both Stewart and Colbert conducted by Maureen Dowd.

[Tadhg]

It's a decent impression, but it's 10 gallons of unfunny in a five gallon jug.

Aaand how.

[Matt Algren]

Yeah, I liked the Dana Carvey show. Basically the last thing he did that I liked.
Very best part was the (unpaid) promotion they put in the title. Found the list at IMdB.

The Taco Bell Dana Carvey Show
The Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show
The Mountain Dew Dana Carvey Show
The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show
The Dana Carvey Show (sponsored by Pepsi)
The Szechuan Dynasty Dana Carvey Show

Say what you will about the show (even Dana's admitted that Bill Clinton with six teats nursing puppies was probably not a good choice for the first sketch), but that's funny.

He hasn't done much since then, has he?
I seem to remember reading that he had major (MAJOR) heart surgery that went wrong and they had to do it over. Took him out of commission for quite awhile.

[Typo Lad]

The Taco Bell was the best.

"Dana Carvey, you are our WHORE now!"

[Typo Lad]

I love reading the talk pages on Wiki.

People get worked up about everything.

[Stellar]

The Taco Bell was the best.

"Dana Carvey, you are our WHORE now!"

"Can I put my beef in your Taco?"

[Winslow]

I just learned that I'm going to be on the noon news today. Damn, I wish I'd shaved this morning!

You really need to stop robbing 7-11s

[gary bolt]

Nope. Not yet. Is this bullshit affecting you guys, too?


Big chunks of Vancouver Island have boil water advisories but we are lucky not to have to do that here in Victoria.

[Typo Lad]

I also love subtle page vandalism

From the Cookie Monster Page:

In 1967, Henson announced the creation of the new homosexual puppet for an IBM training film called "Coffee Break Machine"

[gary bolt]

You really need to stop robbing 7-11s


Busted!

Actually they are hosting the weather and current events spots from my studio and gallery with a short interview in about half an hour.

[Deathstroke]

I hate waking up early.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

So go back to bed and stop crying.

[Deathstroke]

I preferred Batman Begins.

I, too, am a Nolan whore.


I hope he pays you well.

[Deathstroke]

Batman Begins was a pretty good movie and a very good Batman movie. Superman Returns was neither a good movie nor a good Superman movie.

I haven't seen the Superman movie yet, but I have yet to hear anything overly positive about it. It makes me worry for when I do actually see it.

[Michael P]

I also love subtle page vandalism

From the Cookie Monster Page:
I can never do subtle Wikipedia vandalism. I always have to be noticed.

[Deathstroke]

A non-sequiter about Jessica Alba. I don't know if it's years of reading John Byrne that's infected my brain in some sort of bizarre high dominance/medium dominance learned submissiveness thing through his work but I just don't find Jessica Alba attractive.

I don't know why.

I'm going to guess insanity.

[Jack Zodiac]

You think Keaton made a good Batman?

How? He had almost nothing in the way of a physical presence. His Batman wasn't intimidating in the least.

In the suit, he had a gravely voice, you couldn't see how unfit he really was through the leather and plastic, and the writing was enough to make up for his lack of any real acting talent. Then, there wasn't much for phsyical fighting in the Burton movies compared to Nolan's, so Keaton wasn't really given as much of a chance to suck.

Out of the three, though, between Keaton, Clooney, and Kilmer, I think he made the better Batman. A shitty Bruce Wayne, but a passable Batman. Then Christian Bale stole the role and made an excellent Batman and a great Bruce Wayne, but to be fair, he had much better writing and directing on his side, too.

[Justin D.]

Aaand how.

True, but I think they were just going for as many stereotypes as they could and Peck reacting to them.

Skinheads from Maine is funny though. And I finally found out where the "German who says nice things (http://youtube.com/watch?v=53C-ad_8oeM)" comes from that Conan O'Brien has Steve Carell do every time he comes on the show.

[Deathstroke]

But you are not an author with whom I can curry favor!

...

I had a massively crappy weekend, but there was one strange, shining light to it. My wife and I were at Adult World buying a birthday present for one of her friends. There's this cute little old guy working the counter, and he's listening to an AM radio station that played popular standards from the '20s, '30s, and '40s. I'm bouncing along, checking out the smut and singing, and a station ID comes on that says "Music guaranteed not to offend anyone in the room."

I'm thinking... you know, in this room? I think just about anything that could be played is a safe bet.

You go to a porn store to buy gifts for friends?

My birthday is.....:D

As for the music, you'd be surprised where you find idiots who would manage to be offended no matter where you are.

[Jack Zodiac]

Has Burton ever made a good movie? He's sort of like Ron Howard, in that he's made a lot of movies that were almost good, but I can't think of anything that was actually good.

"The Nightmare Before Christmas," but he didn't really make that, he just created the idea for it and threw the money into it, while Selick made it what it was.

[Deathstroke]

I will never eat an entire box of Pepperidge Farm cookies again.

What kind of cookies did you scarf down like a pig in a mudpit?

[Deathstroke]

What happened to the good ol' days when penguins would just march? :(

With Morgan Freeman narration no less.

[jessecuster3]

Oh man I love Batman Begins, it made me want to read Batman again, something I could never say about any of the Keaton/Clooney/Kilmer ones.
Also, Christian Bale is so excellent in so many things it was just perfect.

[i_mmmchocolate]

They're called 'Verona'-- shortbread type cookies with strawberry on top.

[Deathstroke]

I'm off thursday and friday.

Yay for me.

Same for me and I found out today we get out 1/2 day on Wednesday.

[Jack Zodiac]

Big Fish is one of my favorite movies ever.

Yeah, "Big Fish" was great, and "Edward Scissorhands" was an awesome film for its time. "Beetlejuice" is a classic, too, but almost everything else Burton's made hasn't been anything more than average. "James and the Giant Peach" was great, but once again, that was Selick's direction and Dahl's concept, with Burton throwing money at the project, so he had next to nothing to do with it.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Same for me and I found out today we get out 1/2 day on Wednesday.
Yep! Same here, I think. I normally work half a day on Wednesday, 9-2pm.

[Deathstroke]

They're called 'Verona'-- shortbread type cookies with strawberry on top.


Yuck. and a Half.

[howyadoin]

Big chunks of Vancouver Island have boil water advisories but we are lucky not to have to do that here in Victoria.So you can actually shower in clean water?

Luxury!

[Typo Lad]

More drama with Tot's bus.

I love my life.

[jessecuster3]

So you can actually shower in clean water?

Luxury!


Why don't you just boil a bunch of it and then use that ?

[i_mmmchocolate]

What the...-- has anyone seen the butt paste (http://www.amazon.com/Boudreauxs-Butt-Paste-Diaper-Rash/dp/B000GCJLQ6/sr=8-1/qid=1164054153/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-2355124-3133660?ie=UTF8&s=hpc) commercial?

[Jack Zodiac]

I think Depp is to acting what Burton is to directing. It's usually an interesting performance, but it's rarely particularly good. Except for the first pirate movie. That was pretty cool.

WRONG!

Watch "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" and tell me Depp isn't a better actor than Burton is a director. That guy nailed Thompson! And all it took was two months of near insanity to get the proper character motivation.

[Jack Zodiac]

I bought the Poltergeist: The Legacy DVDs because they were cheap. This show is not as good as I remember it. I wonder if all the shows I used to watch at 3:00 in the morning while working third shift are actually bad.

Cleopatra2525 was good, right? Right?

Every bit as good as "Total Recall 2010!"

[Typo Lad]

What the...-- has anyone seen the butt paste (http://www.amazon.com/Boudreauxs-Butt-Paste-Diaper-Rash/dp/B000GCJLQ6/sr=8-1/qid=1164054153/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-2355124-3133660?ie=UTF8&s=hpc) commercial?
"Looks like the truth in advertising folks struck again."

[Jack Zodiac]

I hate waking up early.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I got up at four-thirty today. Bite me.

[Justin D.]

Yeah, "Big Fish" was great, and "Edward Scissorhands" was an awesome film for its time. "Beetlejuice" is a classic, too, but almost everything else Burton's made hasn't been anything more than average. "James and the Giant Peach" was great, but once again, that was Selick's direction and Dahl's concept, with Burton throwing money at the project, so he had next to nothing to do with it.

Except for Scissorhands, you list the every Burton film I like. I've never actually seen more than 10 minutes of Edward Scissorhands. Ok, add Ed Wood to that list and Sleepy Hollow for pure goofy, fun. Burton did more than throw money at Nightmare though. He created the characters and the story.

Out of all of this films, Big Fish is the best one.

[Jack Zodiac]

EDIT: Fekkin' server hiccup.

[i_mmmchocolate]

And yet that commercial isn't as disturbing and brainwashing as...this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs)

Has anyone seen that one?

[Jack Zodiac]

I woke up at 4.30am-ish in a cold sweat. I was very ready to call in sick today, but it turns out a little medicine did the trick. Mylanta was my savior.

Ah, so you woke up at four-thirty, too? My condolences. :p

[i_mmmchocolate]

Here's a longer version. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbAIpZG7II)

[Deathstroke]

More drama with Tot's bus.

I love my life.

What happened now?

[i_mmmchocolate]

Ah, and here's a parody of headon. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPLZKwbSc4g)

[Jack Zodiac]

It's really a shame Dana Carvey stopped being even vaguely funny shortly after he became famous.

He was famous? :confused: Was it somewhere between "Moving" and "Clean Slate," while he was still on SNL? Or just after that, when he had an even shorter show than Chevy Chase? :p

[Jack Zodiac]

And not surprisingly, his absolute worst piece of drek was partially targetted at kids.

Meanwhile, I still think his greatest performance was Kellogg's son in "The Road to Wellville."

[Spike-X]

Ah, and here's a parody of headon. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPLZKwbSc4g)
What's this stuff for, anyway? (Besides applying directly to the forehead, obviously)

[i_mmmchocolate]

What's this stuff for, anyway? (Besides applying directly to the forehead, obviously)
Headache relief. Weird.

[Grazzt]

You know what would be great? If this place were called the "Comic Art Resources Forums". Because then, when the New York contingent gathers together, it would be called CARNY. Which would be awesome.

[gary bolt]

So you can actually shower in clean water?

Luxury!


Sure can. The first time I experienced turbidity I couldn't believe public water could be that nasty looking. It's better than nothing though.

[Jack Zodiac]

Headache relief. Weird.

Headache relief? Applied directly to the forehead? No way!

They should sell shotguns and copies of that commercial. Surefire way to get rid of a head... ache.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Alright, I'm going to make some aji right now.

A sort of dressing.

Chilies. Red onion. Garlic. Lime juice.

[morna]

mm that sounds right up my alley - what do you use it on?

[morna]

Sure can. The first time I experienced turbidity I couldn't believe public water could be that nasty looking. It's better than nothing though.

gary bolt! I see you posting from work!!!

(busted AGAIN!)

[i_mmmchocolate]

mm that sounds right up my alley - what do you use it on?
Pretty much anything: thick cut tomatoes, beef, chicken.

I will say this...don't finely chop the chilies because it'll be hot like a... motherfucker, for lack of a better word.

I'm teary-eyed.

Ah, so good.

[howyadoin]

Sure can. The first time I experienced turbidity I couldn't believe public water could be that nasty looking. It's better than nothing though.Oh, for sure. But after I showered last night, I rinsed with bottled water to get all the dirt off.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Oh, for sure. But after I showered last night, I rinsed with bottled water to get all the dirt off.


I hope you used Evian.

[Gingold]

WRONG!

Watch "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" and tell me Depp isn't a better actor than Burton is a director. That guy nailed Thompson! And all it took was two months of near insanity to get the proper character motivation.


I dunno. I love Hunter S. Thompson, but I loathe that movie.

[K'Nort]

You're missing out on life, then!!

Life is talking to crazy people with feces-stained pants!

Eric Powell, is that you?

[TheTen-EyedMan]

I dunno. I love Hunter S. Thompson, but I loathe that movie.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/webpics/uncle_duke.jpg

"That movie made me want to blow my own head off"

Let's see Garry Trudeau put that in Doonesbury.

[K'Nort]

I don't see the point of the vodka. Not like it would add anything in the way of flavour.

I've used it at times where the flavour balance of everything else was just right but it still needed a bit more kick. Like when there were only enough ingredients for a couple rounds so they had to be potent.

[K'Nort]

Mars Attacks!

HATED it!

And I totally expected it to be good.

[tricksterpup]

Pretty much anything: thick cut tomatoes, beef, chicken.

I will say this...don't finely chop the chilies because it'll be hot like a... motherfucker, for lack of a better word.

I'm teary-eyed.

Ah, so good.
:eek: you cursed

[Tadhg]

And I totally expected it to be good.


Well that was your first problem.

[Stellar]

Mars attacks was aight, but it was like the movie didn't know whether it wanted to be a comedy or a drama.

Damn, I just checked rottentomatoes.com. Casino Royale got a score of 95%. Now I really want to see that movie.

[Tadhg]

Have you ever found a song on your iPod that you don't ever remember having? Apparently, I have the Gary Jules version of Mad World on my iPod when the first I had heard of it was the recent Gears of War commercials.

[K'Nort]

It turns out aliens invaded ancient Egypt and sent monsters into the future to test if earthlings could defend against them. Batman learns the aliens can't see the color red. So he bathes the Egyptian army in red dye and leads them against the aliens.

Which Morrison then steals for WWIII.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

I have the Debbie Gibson song "Give Me Your Love" on mine. I've never downloaded it...never sought it out...never even heard of it until I checked what the hell it was.

How it got there is a mystery.

[gary bolt]

I hope you used Evian.


That's naive spelled backwards.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

That's naive spelled backwards.

Whoa...that's like...so insightful.

(The above was not snarky...just silly)

[K'Nort]

I will never eat an entire box of Pepperidge Farm cookies again.

Try a 28 oz can of baked beans. That was my moment of brilliance on Saturday. None of the reaction you'd expect, but I was in pain for about 24 hours.

[Gingold]

Oh, Kramer. How could you?

[i_mmmchocolate]

:eek: you cursed
I know. Completely out of character.

But it was that hot.

[K'Nort]

Yeah, but come on. Was there even a reason for it? The guy didn't even cause aby trouble and then suddenly, BAM! 'My reproductive organ placed firmly in your mother's anus.' I've seen people vent on these boards. If he was having trouble with someone, he should've brought it to them, or talked to Cronin about it.

Even if he did have issues with the guy who started the thread, that post was not cool.

For what it's worth, "your mother" and similar comments are almost never directed at a specific person. You see the set-up, you take it. Your opinion of the person setting it up rarely enters into the equation. Ie, it was gauche, but it wasn't malicious.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Try a 28 oz can of baked beans. That was my moment of brilliance on Saturday. None of the reaction you'd expect, but I was in pain for about 24 hours.

"Why did you eat the entire box?"

"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time."

[K'Nort]

So when we take our kids to see Santa, it's a little bit of Satanism, isn't it? I mean, the guy completely changed the purpose of Christmas, he's GOT to be an instrument of the Prince of Darkness.

You know those sign boards outside of churchs? The ones with the easily changed letters? There was a hardcore Baptist one in Fairbanks that had something about "Santa's lies will take you straight to hell." And they were on an elementary school bus route. Like a block from the school so ALL the kids passed it.

[Dan Apodaca]

God, I need a drink.

[Tadhg]

It's official. I'm bored of vacation. I think I might go into work tomorrow.

[Dan Apodaca]

It's official. I'm bored of vacation. I think I might go into work tomorrow.

My friend came up with the greatest plan for what to do on his next vacation:

Re-enact scenes from Calvin and Hobbes strips.



Get to work, Spaceman Spiff!

[K'Nort]

Have you ever found a song on your iPod that you don't ever remember having? Apparently, I have the Gary Jules version of Mad World on my iPod when the first I had heard of it was the recent Gears of War commercials.

I have a lot of soundtracks and other compilations that I impulse-bought for one or two songs many years ago and never had in heavy rotation, so I'm always getting shocks on shuffle.

[Tadhg]

My friend came up with the greatest plan for what to do on his next vacation:

Re-enact scenes from Calvin and Hobbes strips.



Get to work, Spaceman Spiff!

That's probably the best idea I've ever heard. I think I'm going to turn my upstairs office into the G.R.O.S.S headquarters.

[Dan Apodaca]

That's probably the best idea I've ever heard. I think I'm going to turn my upstairs office into the G.R.O.S.S headquarters.

You should buy a tiger, too.

[Tadhg]

You should buy a tiger, too.

I can get a permit to own a tiger in Indiana.

[K'Nort]

I can get a permit to own a tiger in Indiana.

You're so fickle.

Poor puppy.

[gary bolt]

Whoa...that's like...so insightful.

(The above was not snarky...just silly)


Many moons ago Evian was one of the few bottled waters and was upscale in price. That's where the "naive" spelled backwards comment comes from. People generally wouldn't pay for water. Oh, how the marketing people have changed our world

[Tadhg]

You're so fickle.

Poor puppy.

The puppy was quite funny today. In the backyard, there appears to be lots of rabbits in the bushes. She flushed one out and it went right under the gate, the pup tried to follow but slammed in to the gate running at full tilt. She was fine, if a bit startled.

[Dan Apodaca]

The puppy was quite funny today. In the backyard, there appears to be lots of rabbits in the bushes. She flushed one out and it went right under the gate, the pup tried to follow but slammed in to the gate running at full tilt. She was fine, if a bit startled.

Moments like that make life worth living.

[Jeff Brady]

Howy fucking rocks.

Thanks, Bret.

[jessecuster3]

Have you ever found a song on your iPod that you don't ever remember having? Apparently, I have the Gary Jules version of Mad World on my iPod when the first I had heard of it was the recent Gears of War commercials.


Its from Donnie Darko, they recorded the song just for that movie and it took off.

[Cam63]

Yesterday I stayed home from work. Nothing much happened.

Today, I went to work, and I missed...that.

I wonder what happens when (not if) women he actually knows reject him in real life?

Nongs like curefreak are far more courageous online than in person.

He has serious problems relating to others, especially women that worries me.

[Tadhg]

This is the best holiday advert yet.

[howyadoin]

Howy fucking rocks.

Thanks, Bret.No prob. Sorry it took so fucking long.

[howyadoin]

Many moons ago Evian was one of the few bottled waters and was upscale in price. That's where the "naive" spelled backwards comment comes from. People generally wouldn't pay for water. Oh, how the marketing people have changed our worldIt's not the marketing that changed my world. It's the fact that Vancouver doesn't actually have a water filtration system, which I only found out yesterday.

On the brighter side, they plan to remedy that by 2009.

[Tadhg]

Moments like that make life worth living.

You'd totally love my puppy. She's as big of a misogynist as Dave Sim.

[howyadoin]

That's probably the best idea I've ever heard. I think I'm going to turn my upstairs office into the G.R.O.S.S headquarters.Got any snow yet?

http://www.bulldogsays.com/images/Snowman3.jpg

[Tadhg]

Got any snow yet?

http://www.bulldogsays.com/images/Snowman3.jpg

Not yet, but that's a totally awesome snowman.

[howyadoin]

Not yet, but that's a totally awesome snowman.I wish Calvin & Hobbes were around when I was a kid. I would've built tons of those fucked-up snowmen.

[K'Nort]

I wish Calvin & Hobbes were around when I was a kid. I would've built tons of those fucked-up snowmen.

That's one thing that sucked about Fairbanks. We had snow past our waists, but it was so dry that you couldn't form it into anything. Made shoveling take forever too.

[Tadhg]

I wish Calvin & Hobbes were around when I was a kid. I would've built tons of those fucked-up snowmen.

I'm a better person for having grown up reading Calvin & Hobbes.

[K'Nort]

I'm a better person for having grown up reading Calvin & Hobbes.

I certainly won't let our kids read it.

[howyadoin]

So get this - I bought a new hat today. Tried on a few different ones, but most of them would barely fit my huge cranium. The one that did was another Motörhead hat, so I bought it.

Just took another look at it a couple minutes ago, and instead of "Ace of Spades", it says "Ace of Spade" on it.

Does that make me a racist?

[morna]

man I love Calvin's snowmen ... someone posted a whole bunch of them last year and I had tears running down my cheeks by the time I'd finished reading them

[K'Nort]

Just took another look at it a couple minutes ago, and instead of "Ace of Spades", it says "Ace of Spade" on it.

Does that make me a racist?

Depends. Does it say that because you carefully took embroidery scissors to that last letter?

[K'Nort]

man I love Calvin's snowmen ... someone posted a whole bunch of them last year and I had tears running down my cheeks by the time I'd finished reading them

The bit about the world being b&w back in the day is one of my favourites.

[Tadhg]

I certainly won't let our kids read it.

You make me cry. Every kid should read Calvin & Hobbes.

[howyadoin]

Depends. Does it say that because you carefully took embroidery scissors to that last letter?I should change it so it says Ace of Base.

[Tadhg]

I should change it so it says Ace of Base.

I'll pay for the embroidery.

[morna]

The bit about the world being b&w back in the day is one of my favourites.
heh heh ya! i just read that one a couple of days ago (pouring through Gary's three birthday tomes) I love his dad - what a bastard!

[morna]

I should change it so it says Ace of Base.
how about just Ace (a la Red Dwarf)

[howyadoin]

Step 2 in the latest project:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/howyadoin/In%20Progress/1970_HeavyMetal_02.jpg

[K'Nort]

how about just Ace (a la Red Dwarf)

And replace the crest with a kipper!

[Tadhg]

And replace the crest with a kipper!

I dunno. Ace Rimmer sounds kind of naughty.

[howyadoin]

Nerds.

.

[morna]

exaaaactly!

[Sanagi]

That's one thing that sucked about Fairbanks. We had snow past our waists, but it was so dry that you couldn't form it into anything. Made shoveling take forever too.
Yeah, and there's about a week each year when you can make good snowballs.

[howyadoin]

Yeah, and there's about a week each year when you can make good snowballs.That's what the freezer's for.

[morna]

howy - you really do cars well

[Tadhg]

howy - you really do cars well

Agreed. If he ever does sequential art, it should be filled with car chases.

[Jeff Brady]

Step 2 in the latest project:

I like where this is going.

[howyadoin]

howy - you really do cars wellThanks. Drawing cars always takes me back to when I was a teenager.

Now I just have to figure out what kind of rendering style to use in this poster. I want it to look 1970s-ish, but not necessarily like 70s automotive art, if that makes any sense.
Agreed. If he ever does sequential art, it should be filled with car chases.Maybe an adaption of Bullitt?

[gary bolt]

Howy fucking rocks.

Thanks, Bret.

I'm not disputing this statement in any way but why?

[Tadhg]

Maybe an adaption of Bullitt?

My first thought was French Connection, but Bullitt is better.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Maybe an adaption of Bullitt?

Not DUKES OF HAZARD?

No, wait, that would be Bizarro World Howy. The one with the dreadlocks.

[morna]

Now I just have to figure out what kind of rendering style to use in this poster. I want it to look 1970s-ish, but not necessarily like 70s automotive art, if that makes any sense.

as it is now it makes me think of design drawings for cars (which I always find neat) I like the roughed in colour a lot too

[howyadoin]

as it is now it makes me think of design drawings for cars (which I always find neat) I like the roughed in colour a lot tooI think I'm leaning towards a Doodle-Art kinda look - simple linework with no variation in the line weight. That'd work with the roughed-in colour, too.

[Gilda Dent]

You know those sign boards outside of churchs? The ones with the easily changed letters? There was a hardcore Baptist one in Fairbanks that had something about "Santa's lies will take you straight to hell." And they were on an elementary school bus route. Like a block from the school so ALL the kids passed it.

The church that's about a block from the one I attend had one last month:

"Tolerance is a mistake made by people who don't know what to believe."

[Tadhg]

The church that's about a block from the one I attend had one last month:

"Tolerance is a mistake made by people who don't know what to believe."

I like that one.

[JeffreyWKramer]

The church that's about a block from the one I attend had one last month:

"Tolerance is a mistake made by people who don't know what to believe."

Yup, good and loving, open-minded folk there. Salt of the earth.

Or dioxin.

[thespianphryne]

"Tolerance is a mistake made by people who don't know what to believe."

*speechless*

[Gingold]

The church that's about a block from the one I attend had one last month:

"Tolerance is a mistake made by people who don't know what to believe."


That's straight out of a Jack Chick tract. Brilliant.

[howyadoin]

My first thought was French Connection, but Bullitt is better.That's because it's less French.

[Merey]

Mission Accomplished. Pies are baked.

Howy - Nice poster! I can't wait to see the finished product. And, just because I can't resist..ummm typing it: it's retro-riffic!

[Jack Zodiac]

I dunno. I love Hunter S. Thompson, but I loathe that movie.

I loathe your face! :mad:

Did you like "Where the Buffalo Roam?" I thought Murray did a pretty damn fine job of being Thompson, too, but Depp was Thompson in "Fear and Loathing."

[Tadhg]

That's because it's less French.

Popeye Doyle is not French!!!

[Jack Zodiac]

:eek: you cursed

She called me a bitch the other day. Almost ruined my pants.

[Gingold]

I loathe your face! :mad:

Did you like "Where the Buffalo Roam?" I thought Murray did a pretty damn fine job of being Thompson, too, but Depp was Thompson in "Fear and Loathing."


You know, I've never seen it. I should check it out at some point.

[Jack Zodiac]

http://www.bulldogsays.com/images/Snowman3.jpg

You lucky Canucks! It's still in the upper Fifties here and it's supposed to be in the Sixties for Thanksgiving. We haven't had a really snowy winter since the year before last. I wish I'd taken pictures, but me and my girlfriend made one giant snowman in the back yard and a bunch of really tiny snowmen around him, praying to the snowgod. After it got nice and cold and they froze a little, we jammed one in his mouth and carved some nice fangs on him.

That one, though, looks like one of the mutant snowmen from Calvin & Hobbes! Awesome.

EDIT: Which, I see, is exactly what you were goin' for. :p

[howyadoin]

Mission Accomplished. Pies are baked.

Howy - Nice poster! I can't wait to see the finished product. And, just because I can't resist..ummm typing it: it's retro-riffic!Thank you very much. It'll be finished within the next week, most likely.

What kind of pie did you bake?

[howyadoin]

You lucky Canucks! It's still in the upper Fifties here and it's supposed to be in the Sixties for Thanksgiving. We haven't had a really snowy winter since the year before last.It pretty much doesn't snow in Vancouver.

And from what my mom said yesterday, it's been in the mid-60s in Halifax lately.

[thespianphryne]

Mission Accomplished. Pies are baked.

That was fast. Good job! What kind?

[Jack Zodiac]

Step 2 in the latest project:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/howyadoin/In%20Progress/1970_HeavyMetal_02.jpg

Damn, that looks even nicer with some color. It's got a cool GTA feel to it, like you know those cars are gonna' get into some shit later. What's this one for, Bret?

[howyadoin]

Damn, that looks even nicer with some color. It's got a cool GTA feel to it, like you know those cars are gonna' get into some shit later. What's this one for, Bret?It's my brother's Christmas present. I asked him if there were any old cars he'd want a picture of (so I wouldn't get stuck drawing a Honda or something), and he said a '70 Cuda or a '70 Chevelle SS. I figured, why not do both?

I'm gonna try not to make it look too GTA, though - wouldn't suit the time period.

[Jack Zodiac]

Agreed. If he ever does sequential art, it should be filled with car chases.

I know! Whenever I see his stuff, I keep thinking, "someone needs to do a "Bullitt" comic, and Howy needs to draw it!"

[Jack Zodiac]

Maybe an adaption of Bullitt?

Ha! Fuckin' brilliant!

[Jack Zodiac]

My first thought was French Connection, but Bullitt is better.

I concur. Steve McQueen > Hackman, and the chase in San Fran beats the holy hell out of any chase scene in history.

[Spike-X]

I certainly won't let our kids read it.
You and Tadhg are having kids?

[howyadoin]

I know! Whenever I see his stuff, I keep thinking, "someone needs to do a "Bullitt" comic, and Howy needs to draw it!"Joe Rice could write it and Pop Culture Jackass could bitch about it.

[jessecuster3]

I concur. Steve McQueen > Hackman, and the chase in San Fran beats the holy hell out of any chase scene in history.


I wholeheartedly agree with you on this, although I might consider the one inthe original Italian Job up there as well. What I know is coming is someone extolling freaking Ronin.

[Jack Zodiac]

Joe Rice could write it and Pop Culture Jackass could bitch about it.

And then I could go to his forum and act like a douchebag. It's perfect!

[Tadhg]

You and Tadhg are having kids?

I'm pretty sure that's the wrong our. Gus is better stock.

[Tadhg]

What I know is coming is someone extolling freaking Ronin.

One of my favorite comics.

[howyadoin]

What I know is coming is someone extolling freaking Ronin.Why not? It is a brilliant chase scene. John Frankenheimer, man.

[Jeff Brady]

I'm not disputing this statement in any way but why?

He sent me a print of a piece I helped critique a while back.

Note to self: get a frame for it.

[Merey]

Thank you very much. It'll be finished within the next week, most likely.

What kind of pie did you bake?

Apple.

One is for Thanksgiving and the other is for my department at work. Somehow my boss convinced me to bring one in tomorrow.

[Jeff Brady]

Mission Accomplished. Pies are baked.

Awesome! If you find yourself inundated with left over pie, I may be able to help clearing the fridge.

[Bear]

Pumpkin or sweetpotato?

I'm for pumpkin.

[howyadoin]

He sent me a print of a piece I helped critique a while back.A long while back.

[Elegance Liberty]

I got a 37 out of 40 on my art class final. I win. I think.

Anyhow, what did I miss the last couple of days?

[Gilda Dent]

That's straight out of a Jack Chick tract. Brilliant.

I've actually been handed Chick tracts. Got one on Halloween when we stopped at a convenience store on the way to the party. Japanese Schoolgirls are soooo demonic. When we were in our apartment while the house was being built, we'd occasionally find one on homosexuality stuck on the door step. I have to date close to 20 different tracts I've found in the wild.

[Dreadstar]

Howy, thanks for the package. And thanks for the bonuses. Rock on, man.

[morna]

forgive the ignorance, but wtf's a Jack Chick Tract?

[Bear]

you've got me...wouldn't be the first time I've been left out in the cold either

[Gene M.]

That's straight out of a Jack Chick tract. Brilliant.
Jack Chick is brilliant. He saved my soul. I now know I'm damned for all of eternity because:


I'm a sports fan.
I listen to rock & roll music.
I've allowed sex to destroy my soul.
I like beer.
I'm Catholic and therefore (by proxy) responsible for the Holocaust.


Thank you Jack Chick. See ya in Heaven, buddy.

[howyadoin]

Howy, thanks for the package. And thanks for the bonuses. Rock on, man.Hey, thanks for bein' so patient. I didn't figure I'd have so many problems with my printer.

Which I'm now planning to replace. I could spend 90 bucks to refill the ink, or 200 for a whole new - and much better - printer.

[howyadoin]

you've got me...wouldn't be the first time I've been left out in the cold eitherhttp://www.chick.com/default.asp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Chick

[Bear]

Jack Chick is brilliant. He saved my soul. I now know I'm damned for all of eternity because:


I'm a sports fan.
I listen to rock & roll music.
I've allowed sex to destroy my soul.
I like beer.
I'm Catholic and therefore (by proxy) responsible for the Holocaust.


Thank you Jack Chick. See ya in Heaven, buddy.

Means all that? Sheesh what-a-grotch!

[Merey]

Awesome! If you find yourself inundated with left over pie, I may be able to help clearing the fridge.

Sure, I'm almost positive there will be leftovers. I'll be sure to keep some for you.

To answer Bear's question, pumpkin.

Tomorrow's baking adventure is going to be pumpkin bread (possibly with chocolate chips).

[Bear]

http://www.chick.com/default.asp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Chick

Thanks Howy.


Okay...so here's what I've learned...

1) Catholicism is Babylonian in origin.

2) Freemasons are satanic worshippers.

And where oh where is Gozer the Gozarian when we need him?

[Bear]

To answer Bear's question, pumpkin.

Tomorrow's baking adventure is going to be pumpkin bread (possibly with chocolate chips).

awesome...

[Spike-X]

Hey, thanks for bein' so patient. I didn't figure I'd have so many problems with my printer.

Which I'm now planning to replace. I could spend 90 bucks to refill the ink, or 200 for a whole new - and much better - printer.
Which will, of course, come with free ink.

Not much of a dilemma, is it?

[Gilda Dent]

forgive the ignorance, but wtf's a Jack Chick Tract?

They're tiny comic books a little smaller than a dollar bill. They espouse a version of Christianity that exists solely within Chick's head, and are badly drawn and written. They typical tract has two people, one basically a good person, the other clearly evil, who encounter one of Chick's stock characters (Uncle Bob and little Suzy being the most common). The evil character goes to hell, but the good one listens to Bob or Suzy and is instantly converted and saved. Typically nobody has ever heard of God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or knows anything whatsoever about the Bible until Bob or Suzy tells them. Evil evolution professors are easily thwarted by calm Bible citing students and resign shortly after. Science is distorted beyond comic book physics levels. Any religion other than Evangelical Protestantism is portrayed as evil, particularly Pagans, Jews, Muslims, and Catholics. Homosexuals are routinely portrayed as having demons riding on them.

They're funny if taken in small doses, but too many at once can leave you feeling sick.

[Gilda Dent]

Thanks Howy.


Okay...so here's what I've learned...

1) Catholicism is Babylonian in origin.

2) Freemasons are satanic worshippers.

And where oh where is Gozer the Gozarian when we need him?

Jesus (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp) is what hold the nucleus of an atom together.

This one also has the physics or anthropology professor (it's hard to tell) quitting after one student confronts him and subsequently converts the whole class. It's a personal favorite.

[Spike-X]

Typically nobody has ever heard of God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or knows anything whatsoever about the Bible until Bob or Suzy tells them.

This is, of course, because schools have banned any mention of God and the Bible whatsoever.

On Chick's planet, anyway.

[Bear]

Jesus (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp) is what hold the nucleus of an atom together.

This one also has the physics or anthropology professor (it's hard to tell) quitting after one student confronts him and subsequently converts the whole class. It's a personal favorite.

Totally speechless after reading that. It's almost perverse.

[morna]

woof! I'm feeling a mite ill

[Bear]

It has completely bewildering effect.

[Jeff Brady]

woof! I'm feeling a mite ill

200 proof grain alcohol will do that.

[Gene M.]

Jesus (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp) is what hold the nucleus of an atom together.

This one also has the physics or anthropology professor (it's hard to tell) quitting after one student confronts him and subsequently converts the whole class. It's a personal favorite.

Dungeons & Dragons (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp) is an actual occult practice. This is unusually well drawn for a Chick Tract.

[Bear]

Anyone else watching SCi-Fi channel...Tales from the Dark Side?

That comic scared the crap out of me. I needed something to settle my nerves.

[howyadoin]

Which will, of course, come with free ink.

Not much of a dilemma, is it?Not at all. The old one prints with streaks I can't fix, and realistically, I got quite a lot of use out of it.

Plus I've used an example of the new one I'm planning to buy, and it just kicks ass. Each of the 6 ink cartridges can be changed independently, for one thing.

[howyadoin]

woof! I'm feeling a mite illLike, Beastie Boys hip hop ill, or actual sickness?

[Spike-X]

I've used an example of the new one I'm planning to buy, and it just kicks ass. Each of the 6 ink cartridges can be changed independently, for one thing.

My new Epson printer has that. Great feature.

[howyadoin]

My new Epson printer has that. Great feature.Which one do you have? I'm lookin' at an R340.

[Spike-X]

Which one do you have? I'm lookin' at an R340.
R230. Prints onto discs, and full-bleed on A4 paper.

It can't handle any bigger than A4 though, so it probably wouldn't be suitable for your needs.

[howyadoin]

R230. Prints onto discs, and full-bleed on A4 paper.

It can't handle any bigger than A4 though, so it probably wouldn't be suitable for your needs.For anything bigger than that, I've got plenty of places I can get prints done. I'd love to buy something that takes 13" x 19" or even larger, but that shit's way outside my price range.

For now, anyway.

[Tadhg]

We have this Printer (http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/us/en/sm/WF06b/18972-236251-236266-12600-236266-25302-377955-20998.html?jumpid=oc_R1002_USENC-001_HP%20Designjet%20800%20Printer%20%20(42%20in%2 0)&lang=en&cc=us) at work. It's totally awesome.

[Jeff Brady]

We have this Printer (http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/us/en/sm/WF06b/18972-236251-236266-12600-236266-25302-377955-20998.html?jumpid=oc_R1002_USENC-001_HP%20Designjet%20800%20Printer%20%20(42%20in%2 0)&lang=en&cc=us) at work. It's totally awesome.

We have two of these (http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/us/en/sm/WF10a/18972-236251-236266-12600-236266-25300.html?jumpid=reg_R1002_USEN) (one dye, one UV), one of these (http://www.seiko-i.com/america/products/discon/64S.html), one of these (http://www.bayplotter.com/soljetsc.html), and one of these (http://www.oce.com/en/Products/Printers-copiers-plotters/Colour/GraphArtsIndoor/Lightjet430/default.htm).

[Tadhg]

We have two of these (http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/us/en/sm/WF10a/18972-236251-236266-12600-236266-25300.html?jumpid=reg_R1002_USEN) (one dye, one UV), one of these (http://www.seiko-i.com/america/products/discon/64S.html), one of these (http://www.bayplotter.com/soljetsc.html), and one of these (http://www.oce.com/en/Products/Printers-copiers-plotters/Colour/GraphArtsIndoor/Lightjet430/default.htm).

Oooh Shiny. The printer that I want to use, but haven't gotten a chance yet is this one. (http://www.zcorp.com/products/printersdetail.asp?ID=1)

[Jeff Brady]

Oooh Shiny. The printer that I want to use, but haven't gotten a chance yet is this one. (http://www.zcorp.com/products/printersdetail.asp?ID=1)

Yep, that looks pretty interesting. We got a brochure about it a few months ago, and we just sat there drooling. It's not helpful for what we do, but it's still mighty cool.

[Tadhg]

Yep, that looks pretty interesting. We got a brochure about it a few months ago, and we just sat there drooling. It's not helpful for what we do, but it's still mighty cool.

We have one, but the consumables are uber-expensive.

[Spike-X]

Eep. Printer porn, again.

*goes back to watching BSG (Season 3, ep 1)*

[Gene M.]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j263/eg_marsh/selfp1.jpg

Here's my new one. Just finished it tonite.