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o1pickleboy
11-09-2006, 12:09 AM
In this thread I would like to see us reponding to the signatures of fellow posters. There are alots of grest signs out there that get you thinking and want you want to say something in reponse to them. Weather to add to it and challenge the statement in it.

So let's start with the responses.(please keep it nice) Please post the sign and the poster who has it. So other can keep up with your line of thinking and post.
Paradox
11-09-2006, 12:15 AM
o1pickleboy gots to be startin' somethin':

Founder of the elite

edited by someone with a sound mind

Seems like someone with a sound mind who is elite would know how to spell "signature". :p
o1pickleboy
11-09-2006, 12:18 AM
Seems like someone with a sound mind who is elite would know how to spell "signature". :p


Dammit, Typo. I had too many tonight. Didn't double check myself.(like I have wouldn't have screwed up sober)


Just for that you can't join the Elite!
Royal
11-09-2006, 12:19 AM
I'm The Elite.
o1pickleboy
11-09-2006, 12:21 AM
I'm The Elite.


No your not, but you do live in a nice town.
Paradox
11-09-2006, 12:23 AM
o1pickleboy needs a breathalyzer on his computer:

Dammit, Typo.

Don't be blamin' Morts, drunky. :p
o1pickleboy
11-09-2006, 12:24 AM
Don't be blamin' Morts, drunky. :p


Not blaming, but I have no worries about paybacks. Since he has me on ignore.
Royal
11-09-2006, 12:24 AM
No your not, but you do live in a nice town.

A drunk took a nap on my curb.
o1pickleboy
11-09-2006, 12:25 AM
A drunk took a nap on my curb.

I was sleeping just fine until you woke me up.
Royal
11-09-2006, 12:28 AM
I was sleeping just fine until you woke me up.

You scared the lawn gnomes.

And Arrow vodka doesn't make good colonge.
o1pickleboy
11-09-2006, 12:31 AM
You scared the lawn gnomes.

And Arrow vodka doesn't make good colonge.

Well if you wouldn't have spilled it all over me. I would smell of my real colonge Cap. Morgan.( and dammit them Gnomes were asking for a good scarin)
OzBat!
11-09-2006, 04:14 AM
"...and who so ever should be found without the soul for getting down....must stand and face the Hounds of Hell and rot within a corpse's shell." okay, where the heck is that from? I sit here and read it, and I cannot escape this little voice narrating that line like a 1970's harlem disco bouncer with a mad on for the Bard...
Tages
11-09-2006, 04:25 AM
Now with 150% more SNARK!
Internet buzz words make baby Johnny cry.

http://hometown.aol.com/withheldwoe/images/johnny%20depp%20-%20crybaby%201.jpg
Perry Holley
11-09-2006, 05:20 AM
okay, where the heck is that from? I sit here and read it, and I cannot escape this little voice narrating that line like a 1970's harlem disco bouncer with a mad on for the Bard...Vincent Price's narration from Micheal Jackson's Thriller video.
TinMan
11-09-2006, 05:28 AM
I think mine is pretty damn self explanitory. :D
Zombienorthstar
11-09-2006, 05:34 AM
DISCLAIMER:Posts by the user TinMan are typically written in an "over-the-top, stand-up comic style rant", meaning that his opinion is not necassarily as harsh as first depicted. If for any reason you decide to respond to said user's first blatantly exaggerated post with a snarky and/or insulting tone, you shall be directed to this disclaimer because you are a RETARD.



Sensible Planning, Sane Tommorrow. I've never seen anyone have documentation excusing their behaviour before they've even done anything. Very good idea. ;) :D
TinMan
11-09-2006, 05:39 AM
Sensible Planning, Sane Tommorrow. I've never seen anyone have documentation excusing their behaviour before they've even done anything. Very good idea. ;) :D

You've never noticed my sig before!? AHH!!! No butt secks for you!! :p
Peter Parker
11-09-2006, 05:42 AM
DISCLAIMER:Posts by the user TinMan are typically written in an "over-the-top, stand-up comic style rant", meaning that his opinion is not necassarily as harsh as first depicted. If for any reason you decide to respond to said user's first blatantly exaggerated post with a snarky and/or insulting tone, you shall be directed to this disclaimer because you are a RETARD.
Heh, it gives me a feeling of rebellion.
Zombienorthstar
11-09-2006, 05:44 AM
You've never noticed my sig before!? AHH!!! No butt secks for you!! :p

Of course ive seen it...but im actually commenting as is the nature of the thread...:D ....dont depribe me your 'sweet, sweet candy'.

NOW COMMENT ON MINE!
TinMan
11-09-2006, 05:58 AM
Of course ive seen it...but im actually commenting as is the nature of the thread...:D ....dont depribe me your 'sweet, sweet candy'.

NOW COMMENT ON MINE!

Ha! Well, I dunno what to say actually... ya got yer XPOTM tag there (which I've never won thank you very much), a pretty funny quote from Kyle and a list of your favorite characters.... well, I guess you're doing a good job of telling people a little about yourself! :p
carabas
11-09-2006, 06:14 AM
..........
carabas
11-09-2006, 06:19 AM
DISCLAIMER:Posts by the user TinMan are typically written in an "over-the-top, stand-up comic style rant", meaning that his opinion is not necassarily as harsh as first depicted. If for any reason you decide to respond to said user's first blatantly exaggerated post with a snarky and/or insulting tone, you shall be directed to this disclaimer because you are a RETARD.

This disclaimer is in bad need of a disclaimer...
The Mirrorball Man
11-09-2006, 07:15 AM
Seems like someone with a sound mind who is elite would know how to spell "signature". :p
Singatures are signatures you can sing!
Merey
11-09-2006, 07:40 AM
This is my temporary sig. in honor or yesterday's happy, happy day. What not a better way to celebrate than to share Stephen Colbert's satiricle rant.
Stellar
11-09-2006, 07:41 AM
I think everybody knows Kramers Laws in his sig. I like those.
carabas
11-09-2006, 08:32 AM
I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie The Last Samurai. They have a five foot two inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don't know. I don't care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn't speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the last samurai.

Well, actually they made Ken Watanabe the last samurai. Or rather, made him pretend he was, as one generally does in movies.
See, in non-martiam arts movies they generally give parts to actors rather than martial arts masters with only the one facial expression.
Grazzt
11-09-2006, 08:40 AM
Singatures are signatures you can sing!

Great. Now I want a musical signature.

Probably "Everything You Know Is Wrong" by Weird Al.
Paradox
11-09-2006, 09:01 AM
The Mirrorball Man breaks into a musical:

Singatures are signatures you can sing!

I've actually had a couple of those...song lyrics, anyway.

Not that you couldn't sing my signature now.

But you'd sound pretty silly. :p
Royal
11-09-2006, 09:23 AM
This is my temporary sig. in honor or yesterday's happy, happy day. What not a better way to celebrate than to share Stephen Colbert's satiricle rant.

You forgot the "......WWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!"
Royal
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
Well, actually they made Ken Watanabe the last samurai. Or rather, made him pretend he was, as one generally does in movies.
See, in non-martiam arts movies they generally give parts to actors rather than martial arts masters with only the one facial expression.

While I do agree with you, I think Seagal was making his point during the time when Cruise was spouting to the papers that Scientology and Bushi work on the same priciples. Even though Stevie boy is a poser, he ain't that stupid. Just saying.

And you might want to pull back on the "non-martial arts movie" comment. You're grouping to many people in a small genre.
carabas
11-09-2006, 10:52 AM
Says the man quoting a Mr. One-Glove Melty-Face song in his sig.

Methinks you're perhaps taking this respond-to-signatures thread a tad too seriously.
Besides, the signature did not come with a link or context.

Beyond that, while Brickface Steve is talking out of his posterior (his lips won't move enough), the Hollywood Midget is obviously so far divorced from reality he could be a Chuck Bloody Austen character.

Edited to add:

And you might want to pull back on the "non-martial arts movie" comment. You're grouping to many people in a small genre.
Yeah, okay. This was a bit too broad a generalistion. Umm... 80's American direct-to-video martial arts film then?
Royal
11-09-2006, 11:07 AM
Says the man quoting a Mr. One-Glove Melty-Face song in his sig.

Methinks you're perhaps taking this respond-to-signatures thread a tad too seriously.
Besides, the signature did not come with a link or context.

Beyond that, while Brickface Steve is talking out of his posterior (his lips won't move enough), the Hollywood Midget is obviously so far divorced from reality he could be a Chuck Bloody Austen character.

Edited to add:

Yeah, okay. This was a bit too broad a generalistion. Umm... 80's American direct-to-video martial arts film then?

Hey homie. Relax. Just saying it was around that time he said it. Ain't no water on my back.

And yes. Three word dumb action movies is exceptible too.
carabas
11-09-2006, 01:35 PM
don't worry.
I'm way more relaxed than my posts often indicate.
I blame Warren Ellis really; I read far too much of his stuff than is stricktly healthy and he's had a profound influence on my English ...
o1pickleboy
11-10-2006, 11:49 PM
I need a blowjob. Wait a minute, ....I don't have a penis. Damnit.

I don't care if you have one or not. I will find a way to give you one that you would never forget.
Paradox
11-10-2006, 11:53 PM
Head is good for everyone, Nikita! No need for a blow by blow. :p
o1pickleboy
11-10-2006, 11:56 PM
"And Paradox is never correct. About anything."- Kid Omega


That goes double for the time he said I was a decent poster.