View Full Version : Gail Simone Nearly Killed Me!
TCJohnson
11-07-2006, 11:19 AM
There is an interview with Gail Simone on Newsarama about BoP #100. Spoilers if you don't want to read them: http://www.newsarama.com/dcnew/BoP/100/simone.html
But after talking about BoP #100 they asked Gail Simone her opinion of different Super heroines:
NRAMA: Power Girl
GS: Interesting history with Oracle, fun costume, best boots in comics (Amanda Conner-style, that is). Would make an excellent vitamin mascot.
I swear I was sucking on a mint when I read that one...I choked! Hard! Couldn't breath at all!
Damn you Simone!
TCJohnson
11-07-2006, 11:20 AM
NRAMA: Supergirl
GS: Defies physics. You can see up her skirt from every position, somehow, even directly overhead.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH gasp HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You know, I loved Seven Soldiers: Mister Miracle. It took the New Gods in brand-new directions, even if I didn't understand it.
But, dammit, I hope Scott & Barda are still together. There are too few happy couples left in comics.
amboy00
11-07-2006, 12:00 PM
NRAMA: Huntress
GS: Actually a dude
I was shocked!
Wait... that didn't happen. :-)
Cam63
11-07-2006, 02:38 PM
She do give the bestest interviews, don't she ?
sk716
11-07-2006, 02:54 PM
Gail Simone Nearly Killed Me!
Dude, you played CoH/CoV with Gail, she didn't almost kill you, she got you killed on a regular basis.
And you're getting all worked up about a mint, sheesh!;)
hellokittykat
11-07-2006, 03:50 PM
There is an interview with Gail Simone on Newsarama about BoP #100. Spoilers if you don't want to read them: http://www.newsarama.com/dcnew/BoP/100/simone.html
But after talking about BoP #100 they asked Gail Simone her opinion of different Super heroines:
I swear I was sucking on a mint when I read that one...I choked! Hard! Couldn't breath at all!
Damn you Simone!
Don't blame Gail because you have troubling eating and reading at the same time!
WhiteRose
11-07-2006, 04:21 PM
NRAMA: Phantom Lady
GS: She has two huge, amazing qualities that form a protective barrier from evil. Oh, and enormous breasts.
Mister Pepsi Light should never have met Missus Nasal Cavity. They hate each other Gail! HATE!
Hilarity.
Cam63
11-07-2006, 04:29 PM
It will become a learning device on how to give funny interviews.
heystacy
11-07-2006, 05:31 PM
There is an interview with Gail Simone on Newsarama about BoP #100. Spoilers if you don't want to read them: http://www.newsarama.com/dcnew/BoP/100/simone.html
But after talking about BoP #100 they asked Gail Simone her opinion of different Super heroines:
I swear I was sucking on a mint when I read that one...I choked! Hard! Couldn't breath at all!
Damn you Simone!
The Secret Six can say the same thing, but do you hear them complaining? Nooooooo!
Leave the mints to the professionals.
Lester C.
11-07-2006, 05:46 PM
Mister Pepsi Light should never have met Missus Nasal Cavity. They hate each other Gail! HATE!
Hilarity.
I don't know if its true but I'm reading now that the artificial sweetener in diet drinks breaks down into formaldehyde and other poisons once you digest it. Being an avid diet Sunkiss drinker reading that broke my heart.
She strikes again.
Like I didn't see this coming.
Cam63
11-07-2006, 06:28 PM
You were shot in the front as I recall.
Nice grouping for an old feller, btw.
MrSuslov
11-07-2006, 06:28 PM
I don't know if its true but I'm reading now that the artificial sweetener in diet drinks breaks down into formaldehyde and other poisons once you digest it. Being an avid diet Sunkiss drinker reading that broke my heart.
Yeah, thanks to the soda industry and Consumer Reports, I now know that Sunkist can form benzene out of the chemical interaction between ascorbic acid and sodium benzoate. Whether a 12 ounce can will thus become hazardous is unknown, but irrelevant; I really liked oranged soda, and could proably have drunk the stuff in carcinogenic quanities.
Bother!
Jeff Brady
11-07-2006, 07:04 PM
NRAMA: Catwoman
GS: Best female anti-hero in comics, loves tuna, li’l pink socks.
A Mutts reference. Excellent.
Tobias March
11-07-2006, 07:23 PM
I want my Azteka comic :(
heystacy
11-07-2006, 07:24 PM
Aztectress? :eek:
Tobias March
11-07-2006, 07:30 PM
Aztectress? :eek:
Aztektor ;)
heystacy
11-07-2006, 07:32 PM
Aztektor ;)
Aztekla ;)
EspanolBot
11-08-2006, 12:49 AM
Aztekrix! :D
Fish Sauce
11-08-2006, 03:12 AM
Aztekrix! :D
Asterix?
--
OzBat!
11-08-2006, 03:18 AM
Aztektrix!
Cam63
11-08-2006, 04:28 AM
They're better than Tin Tin comics.
Azrael52
11-08-2006, 12:58 PM
Azrael52!!!!
What? We weren't playing that game?
Fine!
*Huffsoff*
Grazzt
11-08-2006, 01:04 PM
Thanks to this article, the good people at scans_daily have decided that Gail is actually Warren Ellis's birth mother. (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2605163.html#cutid1)
Azrael52
11-08-2006, 01:08 PM
Who knew???
Cam63
11-08-2006, 02:19 PM
Thanks to this article, the good people at scans_daily have decided that Gail is actually Warren Ellis's birth mother. (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2605163.html#cutid1)
Is that mathematically possible ?
Azrael52
11-08-2006, 02:21 PM
Nothing is imposible for mathematics!
Cam63
11-08-2006, 02:23 PM
Or unposable !
heystacy
11-08-2006, 02:24 PM
Nothing is imposible for mathematics!
The CEO of Enron thought so.
Azrael52
11-08-2006, 02:24 PM
Uninposible?
Cam63
11-08-2006, 02:26 PM
Unbeerable !
Azrael52
11-08-2006, 02:28 PM
Dammit, Cam, that's just madness! You've gone too far with that one.
Cam63
11-08-2006, 02:29 PM
I'm just hanging in there.
Azrael52
11-08-2006, 02:30 PM
Well, what if you get stuck, huh? Ever thought of that?
Cam63
11-08-2006, 02:32 PM
Who said it was an unpleasant kind of stuck ?
Azrael52
11-08-2006, 02:35 PM
I'm not sure who said that? Some porn star?
Cam63
11-08-2006, 02:37 PM
Look, I was young, outta work and the money was OK.
Azrael52
11-08-2006, 02:39 PM
Whore. . . .
heystacy
11-08-2006, 03:13 PM
Look, I was young, outta work and the money was OK.
That is a Law & Order episode waiting to be ripped from the headlines.
hellokittykat
11-08-2006, 03:14 PM
That is a Law & Order episode waiting to be ripped from the headlines.
Huh.
I would have thought that it would be 'CSI: Australia' that would grab it.
heystacy
11-08-2006, 03:17 PM
Huh.
I would have thought that it would be 'CSI: Australia' that would grab it.
They have their hands full with Russell Crowe and Mel Gibson
GozertheGozarian
11-08-2006, 03:21 PM
I want my Azteka comic :(
A comic about a taco?
blackcanary_416
11-08-2006, 06:09 PM
Looks like Birds of Prey will do just fine without Dinah. Barda, Judomaster and Zinda, Hawkaaa! and missles.
Cam63
11-08-2006, 06:46 PM
...and Josh as their trusty, sexually repressed houseboy.
blackcanary_416
11-08-2006, 08:34 PM
...and Josh as their trusty, sexually repressed houseboy.
If Josh sleeps with Barda :eek:
Cam63
11-08-2006, 08:38 PM
Well, that would explain why he became sexually repressed.
thespianphryne
11-09-2006, 07:46 AM
...and Josh as their trusty, sexually repressed houseboy.
Don't you mean sexually oppressed?
hellokittykat
11-09-2006, 08:07 AM
Don't you mean sexually oppressed?
Or sexually obsessed.
thespianphryne
11-09-2006, 08:08 AM
Or sexually obsessed.
I'll buy that for a dollar
Shonzi
11-09-2006, 08:37 AM
If Josh sleeps with Barda :eek:
if there's video taping involved it'll be like mr. byrne never stopped working for DC.
TCJohnson
11-09-2006, 09:23 AM
Just to point out
I am still waiting an apology from Gail
Night Swordsman
11-09-2006, 11:55 AM
Just to point out
I am still waiting an apology from Gail
Good luck. Don't hold your breath thou,or Gail REALLY WILL of killed ya! :p
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