Spider-Caption ~ Volume 1 ~ #9!

[Sean Whitmore]

Wallopin' websnappers! Tuck in your stingers and protect your web balls, folks! It's time for the comedic kick to the crotch known as:

The Amazing SPIDER-CAPTION contest!

The rules:

I will post a picture from a Spider-Man related comic. Any dialogue will be blanked out. You, the players, will post comical captions, which may include dialogue, narration, or whatever you like. Pay no attention to the word balloons or captions in the picture; arrange it any way you want. Post as many captions as you like, as often as you like. I want to see creativity, people! Not 700 "The Other" jokes.

Board rules still apply. Be civil: this is for laughs, not a way to sneak in an insult about a creator. And keep language to a PG13ish level.

Have fun!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/GoblinLove8.jpg

[Joe Acro]

Spder-Man: "Shut up! If I have to turn around one more time, I can't be held responsible for what I'm going to do."

[Sean Whitmore]

Green Goblin: "Burn them! Burn them all!"

Spider-Man: "Whe--where's the angel who's supposed to appear on my other shoulder?"

Green Goblin: "He dead! BURN THEM!"


SEAN

[Peter Parker]

Spider-Man: Why are you wearing aunt's Halloween costume Gobey? I shall make you pay.

[Joe Acro]

Goblin: "I've got a glider, Parker. I can fly all around town and continue painting it blue!"

Spider-Man (thought): "If I just keep facing this way, maybe he'll leave me alone."

[Peter Parker]

Green Goblin: Only a Sid like you will kill your own girlfriend Spidey!

Spider-Man: A Sid?

Gobey: A Sid.

Spidey: Wrong comic book Gobey.

[Chris Johnson]

Spider-Man: Holy crap! There's a grown man dressed up like a Goblin behind me!

[Sean Whitmore]

Goblin: "I've got a glider, Parker. I can fly all around town and continue painting it blue!"

Spider-Man (thought): "If I just keep facing this way, maybe he'll leave me alone."


I know we're not voting anymore, but if we were, I'd vote for that one. :D


SEAN

[Peter Parker]

Gobey: Where do you think you are going Spider-Man?!

Spidey: To lunch, we can finish the fight later, tell Sam (Rami) I'm going to take 5.

[Joe Acro]

I know we're not voting anymore, but if we were, I'd vote for that one. :D


SEAN
I humbly accept your praise. Why is it that we don't vote?

Caption:
My spider-sense wasn't going off, but I didn't need it. Goblin's cackle gives him away better than police siren does police car.

[Peter Parker]

Spider-Man: What's with the grin, freak?!

[Venom]

Green Goblin: Parker! What are you doing?

Spider-Man: Quite Osborn! I'm listening to the latest conference in the Marvel office.

Green Goblin: Really? Any future spoiler plots about us?

Spider-Man: Yeah, they've just started discussing it. ... Interesting.

Green Goblin: What're they saying my boy.

Spider-Man: Apparently after Civil War is over I'm going become a fugitive and start donning the Black costume and eventually be forced to join the Thunderbolts to avoid going to prison. They're just about to say who my new boss will be on the team. ......OH DEAR GOD!!! NO!!!

Green Goblin: Who is it?

Spider-Man: It's you! ...Oh God this just gets worse!

Green Goblin: What now?

Spider-Man: Scorpenom's going be on the team as well.

Green Goblin: Well as your new boss I'd advise you to stick to your original costume. The Black suit will clash with Scorpenom's colours.

Spider-Man: I should've stuck with Iron Man. Maybe it's not too late to apologise for betraying him.

[GodSmackingReptile]

The Spider backs off faster than he could imagine as the Green Goblin squates over threatning to hurl his own excrement at his mortal foe.

[nuclearman]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l232/nuclearman_2006/goblinlovesspidey.jpg