Match the Porn writing with the politician who wrote it!

[Clint Barton]

http://www.slate.com/id/2152402/fr/rss/

This game gives us a list of politicians and then a listing of writings done by politicians.

Try to match who wrote what.

The answers are at the bottom of the link, but don't cheat until you've done it.

I only got one correct.:(

[Clint Barton]

Actually, the title should read "....with the political personality..." rather than politician.

[StoneGold]

Probably also shouldn't read porn. I mean, if that shit is porn, you apparently blow your load to a stiff wind.


Except for the Starr Report one. That shit is hot.

[Clint Barton]

Yeah. I thought about that as well. Semantics.

Ok. "Mildly titilating and slightly sexual things"..how's that? ;)

Anyway, I'm glad these people are political figures. They couldn't make it as writers.

[StoneGold]

Yeah. I thought about that as well. Semantics.

Ok. "Mildly titilating and slightly sexual things"..how's that? ;)

Anyway, I'm glad these people are political figures. They couldn't make it as writers.
In fairness to them, it's hard to take the measure of an entire piece of literature from one semi-lurid passage, especially lumped together with a bunch of other semi-lurid passages of potentially varying quality.

[Grazzt]

Hey, I wonder what would be worse for a politician? Writing stuff like this, or writing bad fan-fiction?

[StoneGold]

Hey, I wonder what would be worse for a politician? Writing stuff like this, or writing bad fan-fiction?
I think Newt's basically is just WWII fan fiction, actually.

[Michael P]

Plus, note how it's by Gingrich *and* some other guy.

Gee, I wonder who did the lion's share of the actual writing there.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Hey, I wonder what would be worse for a politician? Writing stuff like this, or writing bad fan-fiction?

Would Gary Condit's be slash fic?

There...a 4 year old joke about Chandra Levy.