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Sean Whitmore
10-23-2006, 04:21 PM
Wallopin' websnappers! Tuck in your stingers and protect your web balls, folks! It's time for the comedic kick to the crotch known as:

The Amazing SPIDER-CAPTION contest!

The rules:

I will post a picture from a Spider-Man related comic. Any dialogue will be blanked out. You, the players, will post comical captions, which may include dialogue, narration, or whatever you like. Pay no attention to the word balloons or captions in the picture; arrange it any way you want. Post as many captions as you like, as often as you like. I want to see creativity, people! Not 700 "The Other" jokes.

Board rules still apply. Be civil: this is for laughs, not a way to sneak in an insult about a creator. And keep language to a PG13ish level.

Have fun!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpg
1WEBHEAD
10-23-2006, 05:21 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpg

In order to raise a few bucks, Peter stared in a tv ad.
"Got Allergies?
Get Clear.
Claritin Clear." :D

OR

Peter: :mad: For the last god damn time Osborne, cover your damn mouth when you sneeze.:evilangry
Joe Acro
10-23-2006, 05:35 PM
Narration box: At that point, I wanted a ghostbusting kit.
1WEBHEAD
10-23-2006, 05:43 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpg

Peter was not fond of being set up on Nickeloadians Slime Time After School Special.
1WEBHEAD
10-23-2006, 05:58 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpg

Narration Box:Sure SpiderMan revealed himself willingly,Thats what Joe Q wants you to think but this is how it really went down.....

Ironman:So Peter you want to go to Steve's side?
>shoves Peters headed inside a dirty toilet<
Iroman:Huh!?
>>shoves Peters headed inside a dirty toilet again<
IronMan: Dont make a fool out of me,man.I'm getting really tired of this.I'm getting really tired of this.
*Shoves Peter's face in front of the cameras*
IronMan: Say it!
Peter:fkdjarieov
IronMan: What was that?
Peter: My name is Peter Parker and I've been Spiderman since I was 15.
IronMan:Now go clean yourself up!Dont forget to put on your outfit I gave you!
Peter:Maaaaaaaaary Jaaaaaane!!!!!!!Tony made me cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!And on tv too.
CapFan
10-23-2006, 06:07 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpg
"Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimer!!!!"
Joe Acro
10-23-2006, 06:09 PM
Narration Box: He tried his hardest to resist while bound to the wall. Lacking mobility though, he was slowly taken over by a green symbiote suit.
Sean Whitmore
10-23-2006, 06:16 PM
Where the hell is Will S. with his enema joke? This one's practically an invitation for him! :D


SEAN
Slade.
10-23-2006, 06:46 PM
Wallopin' websnappers! Tuck in your stingers and protect your web balls, folks! It's time for the comedic kick to the crotch known as:

The Amazing SPIDER-CAPTION contest!

The rules:

I will post a picture from a Spider-Man related comic. Any dialogue will be blanked out. You, the players, will post comical captions, which may include dialogue, narration, or whatever you like. Pay no attention to the word balloons or captions in the picture; arrange it any way you want. Post as many captions as you like, as often as you like. I want to see creativity, people! Not 700 "The Other" jokes.

Board rules still apply. Be civil: this is for laughs, not a way to sneak in an insult about a creator. And keep language to a PG13ish level.

Have fun!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpg


"Last time I take Hulk to an R Rated movie"


OR


"Upon returning from space, World War Hulk kicks off with everyone's favorite green goliath unveiling his newest super power: THE HULKAKKE!!"


(yes thats dirty but any kids surfing this board won't get it anyways unless they're amazingly perverted and knowledgable to start with)



:D
Joe Acro
10-23-2006, 06:52 PM
Narration: Now I remember why I hate fighting in the sewers.
Sean Whitmore
10-23-2006, 06:54 PM
"Upon returning from space, World War Hulk kicks off with everyone's favorite green goliath unveiling his newest super power: THE HULKAKKE!!"

(yes thats dirty but any kids surfing this board won't get it anyways unless they're amazingly perverted and knowledgable to start with)


Hulkakke is acceptable...barely.

Any explanation of what it means is not. :)


SEAN
Will.S
10-23-2006, 07:12 PM
Where the hell is Will S. with his enema joke? This one's practically an invitation for him! :D


SEAN Right here man!

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/1230/deathinthefamily234mf5.jpg

:D
Sanagi
10-23-2006, 07:46 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpgSure, being the herald of Galactus sounded glamorous, but the job description didn't mention cleaning out the big guy's nasal passages.
Venom
10-24-2006, 04:35 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpg

Venom was so happy to see Peter that he couldn't contain himself and drooled all over him. Poor Sod!
Peter Parker
10-24-2006, 05:13 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpg

Caption By Stan On A Random ASM Issue: "It had to happen! Peter's Slime Clone!"
Sean Walsh
10-24-2006, 07:03 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpg

"Gesundheit, you bastard."
Chris Johnson
10-24-2006, 03:57 PM
I know this is a caption contest, but this came to mind immediately...

Before:

http://www.parquegotico.com/images/viene/0103/hulk.jpg

After:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpg
nuclearman
10-24-2006, 09:12 PM
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l232/nuclearman_2006/Petercry.jpg
Chris S.
10-25-2006, 12:11 AM
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l232/nuclearman_2006/Petercry.jpg
huh? Sorry don't get this
nuclearman
10-25-2006, 10:03 PM
huh? Sorry don't get this

SJ I suggest you don't go out and rent the movie beaches....
Sean Whitmore
10-25-2006, 10:06 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/DeathintheFamily2.jpg


"I know, I'll knock Hydro-Man into that vat of lime green Jell-O powder! Christ, I'm an idiot."


SEAN
captain_unimpressive
10-26-2006, 03:41 PM
Is this the fourth symbiote--or does Parker have another two-day-long shower to look forward to?
Chris S.
10-26-2006, 07:26 PM
SJ I suggest you don't go out and rent the movie beaches....
I thought I had seen it though, I guess not.
DoctorDoom
10-26-2006, 08:45 PM
Peter's head: Curse you Johnny Quest....