I despise children.

[Arrjay]

It's true. I do.

They spit and slobber and crap and pee and whine and cry and scream.

And they can't formulate opinions on music or art.

And the worst thing is they grow up to be aldults.

Freakin' children.

[Tommy]

I hear all this talk about illegal immigrants crossing our southern boarder. I hear about them taking our jobs and eating our food and using up our resources. But no one ever mentions that there are worse people coming into our country than poor people from Latin America. I am talking about babies.

That is right. Babies are the worst of the worst. They contribute nothing to society. It is just “take take take” with them. When was the last time you saw a baby working? I highly doubt you ever have. Is it too much to ask that these creatures make some attempt at providing a living for themselves? I guess so since they would rather deprive AMERICANS of their resources. Here is frightening statistic, almost one hundred percent of single parents on welfare have or had a baby. Yes that is right, babies are one of the leading causes of poverty in America. Do you really want your tax dollars supporting some BABY who sits around all day doing nothing? I certainly don’t. If they want money they should go out and earn it themselves like all hard working Americans do.

Not to mention babies get preferential treatment by society. If you go into any Walmart you will find an entire SECTION of the store devoted to these babies. I don’t see an African American section, so why should babies get one? Americans are supposed to be treated equal under the law; well I guess babies are more equal than the rest of us.

And Babies need to toughen up. The world does not need to coddle them. The most minimal of discomforts causes a baby to open his or her mouth and whine until someone helps them. Well I say no to that! If the baby wants help then they should ask politely. Not to mention they should take care of themselves. This whole crying thing is clearly is just a baby’s means of getting a hand out.

What is most frightening of all is that after eighteen to twenty-five years of sucking up our resources and money, babies will eventually take our jobs. Yes, that is right. After spending years slaving away to support them, they will turn around and take the means we supported them with! It is positively horrifying.

Now, I am not sure where these babies come from, but I say we send them all back with a “Your not wanted” sign. We don’t need a bunch of do nothing parasites draining America of its resources. And we certainly do not need to wake up one day and find out some baby took our job.

So join me in saying “no!” to babies.

[Calybos]

I don't hate children... I just hate anyone who's loud, rude, stupid, vicious, and messy.

The fact that children tend to embody at least three or more of those qualities at all times is sheerest coincidence.

[Harlock]

They spit and slobber and crap and pee and whine and cry and scream.

And they can't formulate opinions on music or art.

It's funny. I read these two lines and thought of frat boys instead of my 6 and 2 year olds.

[Alan Lynch]

I have long harboured a hatred for kids and the elderly. The elderly are by far the worst though, since they're old enough to know that they're being assholes.

[i_mmmchocolate]

It's true. I do.

They spit and slobber and crap and pee and whine and cry and scream.

And they can't formulate opinions on music or art.

And the worst thing is they grow up to be aldults.

Freakin' children.
This is the greatest post of the day.

[Arrjay]

This is the greatest post of the day.

Why thank you.

[Tommy]

I have long harboured a hatred for kids and the elderly. The elderly are by far the worst though, since they're old enough to know that they're being assholes.
I wouldn't have agreed with you until I worked retail. The elderly by far have the world's worst sense of entitlement and will treat you like crap even when you are helping them.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Why thank you.
I know all about children and their nasty ways. I work at a library's children's department.

[Alan Lynch]

I wouldn't have agreed with you until I worked retail. The elderly by far have the world's worst sense of entitlement and will treat you like crap even when you are helping them.
They're worse during the day. I stood 20 minutes waiting for a bus, only to be pushed out the way by what can only be described as a mob of grannies the second the door opened to let folks on. And some old cow had the cheek to call me rude for saying something? Fuck!

[Jeff Brady]

Babies. They get to spend more time at the teat than you do. And once they're done, all we get to enjoy are leftovers.

[Tommy]

They're worse during the day. I stood 20 minutes waiting for a bus, only to be pushed out the way by what can only be described as a mob of grannies the second the door opened to let folks on. And some old cow had the cheek to call me rude for saying something? Fuck!
I worked in a department store once. I was the cashier at the time and an old lady came into my line, I scanned her item and then she asked if we had butter. Now we have thousands of products in that store. If I am working the floor I can normally narrow down where a product is going to be, but I can't when I am working the cash register. So I told her "It would be back with the milk." She goes on about how she couldn't find it. Now there are only three refrigerators back there so if she couldn't find it either we don't have it, or she is a moron. (We will find out soon enough). Well then she asks me if I can call someone to check on it rather than going back and trying to find it herself. So I have to page the woman working Jewelry to go back and check if we have butter. Well turns out we have three different kinds. So I get her to bring up one, at which point the old lady decides she would also like a quart of milk. Which lead to me trying to get her to tell me what kind of milk she wanted. I find it really hard to believe it is that had to tell someone "whole milk." So when my friend with the butter arrives I have to ask her to go back and grab a pint of whole milk. While she is doing that the lady says to me "She didn't seem happy to be doing that," all pissed off. I decided to be nice and explained to her that she had probably been doing something when I paged her and was just really busy. To which she started chewing me out for not having someone working the grocery section. I decided to keep my job and not yell back at her about how we do have someone in charge of every section of the store, but they aren't going to be in the store from opening to closing seven days a week.

[HomerJay]

Babies. They get to spend more time at the teat than you do. And once they're done, all we get to enjoy are leftovers.
Amen.
Coming from a Dad with a hot wife, they are also the biggest cockblockers on the planet.

[Typo Lad]

My issue isn't with the babies... it's with the enabling parents.

No you do not have to pick up your precious little bundle every time he cries. You won't always be there. Let him deal with it.

[Stellar]

to quote Necktie from another thread:

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

hey, what say you we try to unban tag and get the little bastards injured beyond repair? or, if tag remains banned, we can send the playground equipment to an old folks home, since some peeps dislike the elderly

[howyadoin]

I wouldn't have agreed with you until I worked retail. The elderly by far have the world's worst sense of entitlement and will treat you like crap even when you are helping them."Eighty cents for a coffee?!!"

[BoosterBronze]

hey, what say you we try to unban tag and get the little bastards injured beyond repair? or, if tag remains banned, we can send the playground equipment to an old folks home, since some peeps dislike the elderly

Dude, we're not supposed to talk about bannings. The moderators will get pissed. I'm sure tag deserved it.

[Stellar]

sarcasm duly noted, good man

[Deathstroke]

It's true. I do.

They spit and slobber and crap and pee and whine and cry and scream.

And they can't formulate opinions on music or art.

And the worst thing is they grow up to be aldults.

Freakin' children.


Speaking of whining.....

[Arrjay]

Speaking of whining.....

Meh.

You'll get over it.

;)

[Lord of Denial]

I love my kids I just hate everybody elses.

[The Batman]

My friend Lizette's kids are pretty awesome, though part of that is because they do go home after a couple of hours.

[BoosterBronze]

I just keep thinking of Sean Connery as Indiana Jones' dad, "You left jusht when you were getting intereshting."

[Motormouse]

Awwwww.......but they're soooooooooo cute:p

http://www.fantascienza.com/cinema/villaggio-dei-dannati/media/children.JPG

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Awwwww.......but they're soooooooooo cute:p

http://www.fantascienza.com/cinema/villaggio-dei-dannati/media/children.JPG


Children are our future.

[Jeff Brady]

Awwwww.......but they're soooooooooo cute:p

http://www.fantascienza.com/cinema/villaggio-dei-dannati/media/children.JPG

My first grade yearbook photo!

[Lance]

I know all about children and their nasty ways. I work at a library's children's department.

God damn. Our library down the street has had a 1 million dollar remodel. After the work, all the computers were moved to the kids section. The noisiest part of the library. Kids running around screaming, yelling to each other from across the room.

So I asked them to be quiet, it's a library. Not a playground.

The woman gets in my face, "Sir, these kids are our future! If you can't deal with the noise, maybe you should find another library."

I hate loud, stupid children.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

I agree about the elderly, I was about 7 (or 8) and coming out the dentist and went down the entrance ramp on my bike, saw her coming, swerved, missing her by a mile, apologised when she glared murder at me, then she still had the gall to complain to my mum, not even realising she was, infact, my mother, and stalked off with her nose in the air. :mad:

[Reptisaurus!]

Look at this stupid baby. Who could love such a stupid baby? It can't talk. It can't feed itself. It can't even stand up without falling on its stupid baby butt. Imagine the embarrassment the parents must feel. Though abortion is morally wrong, it should have at least been a consideration for this stupid baby. This baby is completely useless in every conceivable way.

http://www.thestranger.com/binary/76e75b6f/grab_bag-1424.jpeg

[Athena Bast]

It's true. I do.

They spit and slobber and crap and pee and whine and cry and scream.

And they can't formulate opinions on music or art.

And the worst thing is they grow up to be aldults.

Freakin' children.

I know a lot of adults that are just like that.

[Athena Bast]

I worked in a department store once. I was the cashier at the time and an old lady came into my line, I scanned her item and then she asked if we had butter. Now we have thousands of products in that store. If I am working the floor I can normally narrow down where a product is going to be, but I can't when I am working the cash register. So I told her "It would be back with the milk." She goes on about how she couldn't find it. Now there are only three refrigerators back there so if she couldn't find it either we don't have it, or she is a moron. (We will find out soon enough). Well then she asks me if I can call someone to check on it rather than going back and trying to find it herself. So I have to page the woman working Jewelry to go back and check if we have butter. Well turns out we have three different kinds. So I get her to bring up one, at which point the old lady decides she would also like a quart of milk. Which lead to me trying to get her to tell me what kind of milk she wanted. I find it really hard to believe it is that had to tell someone "whole milk." So when my friend with the butter arrives I have to ask her to go back and grab a pint of whole milk. While she is doing that the lady says to me "She didn't seem happy to be doing that," all pissed off. I decided to be nice and explained to her that she had probably been doing something when I paged her and was just really busy. To which she started chewing me out for not having someone working the grocery section. I decided to keep my job and not yell back at her about how we do have someone in charge of every section of the store, but they aren't going to be in the store from opening to closing seven days a week.

I would also like to add that they can't clone themselves either to split off into another version of themselves when another person walks into their department.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Look at this stupid baby. Who could love such a stupid baby? It can't talk. It can't feed itself. It can't even stand up without falling on its stupid baby butt. Imagine the embarrassment the parents must feel. Though abortion is morally wrong, it should have at least been a consideration for this stupid baby. This baby is completely useless in every conceivable way.

http://www.thestranger.com/binary/76e75b6f/grab_bag-1424.jpeg


Should we just call you Beverly Allitt?

[Spike-X]

I love babies.

But I couldn't eat a whole one.

[howyadoin]

Children are our future.Teach them well and they will lead the way.

[Nikita]

I hear all this talk about illegal immigrants crossing our southern boarder. I hear about them taking our jobs and eating our food and using up our resources. But no one ever mentions that there are worse people coming into our country than poor people from Latin America. I am talking about babies.

That is right. Babies are the worst of the worst. They contribute nothing to society. It is just “take take take” with them. When was the last time you saw a baby working? I highly doubt you ever have. Is it too much to ask that these creatures make some attempt at providing a living for themselves? I guess so since they would rather deprive AMERICANS of their resources. Here is frightening statistic, almost one hundred percent of single parents on welfare have or had a baby. Yes that is right, babies are one of the leading causes of poverty in America. Do you really want your tax dollars supporting some BABY who sits around all day doing nothing? I certainly don’t. If they want money they should go out and earn it themselves like all hard working Americans do.

Not to mention babies get preferential treatment by society. If you go into any Walmart you will find an entire SECTION of the store devoted to these babies. I don’t see an African American section, so why should babies get one? Americans are supposed to be treated equal under the law; well I guess babies are more equal than the rest of us.

And Babies need to toughen up. The world does not need to coddle them. The most minimal of discomforts causes a baby to open his or her mouth and whine until someone helps them. Well I say no to that! If the baby wants help then they should ask politely. Not to mention they should take care of themselves. This whole crying thing is clearly is just a baby’s means of getting a hand out.

What is most frightening of all is that after eighteen to twenty-five years of sucking up our resources and money, babies will eventually take our jobs. Yes, that is right. After spending years slaving away to support them, they will turn around and take the means we supported them with! It is positively horrifying.

Now, I am not sure where these babies come from, but I say we send them all back with a “Your not wanted” sign. We don’t need a bunch of do nothing parasites draining America of its resources. And we certainly do not need to wake up one day and find out some baby took our job.

So join me in saying “no!” to babies.




LOL. That was just funny. Babies. Heh.

[Pól Rua]

I hear all this talk about illegal immigrants crossing our southern boarder. I hear about them taking our jobs and eating our food and using up our resources. But no one ever mentions that there are worse people coming into our country than poor people from Latin America. I am talking about babies.

Mister Stanhope?
http://www.dougstanhope.com/images/stanhope_bw_crop_resize.jpg

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Teach them well and they will lead the way.

http://jilleliz.com/photos/509x480dc.jpg

"TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL, BECAUSE MY SINGER'S HEALTH WILL SLOWLY GO BY".

[Sean Walsh]

It's true. I do.

They spit and slobber and crap and pee and whine and cry and scream.

And they can't formulate opinions on music or art.

And the worst thing is they grow up to be aldults.

Freakin' children.

Don't worry.

Steps are being taken to ensure they can't have fun anymore.

Soon they will be lifeless slugs, and thus us older people (I'm almost 30, I can call myself old) will be the only ones left who remember what it was like to have fun.

HAHAHAHA take that you f'n kids!!!

[Gilda Dent]

I hear all this talk about illegal immigrants crossing our southern boarder. I hear about them taking our jobs and eating our food and using up our resources. But no one ever mentions that there are worse people coming into our country than poor people from Latin America. I am talking about babies.

You know what's worse than immigrants*, poor people, people from Latin American and babies? Poor immigrant babies from Latin America. Especially the ones from Guatemala. They are the worst.

Gilda

*Of course, it's only recent immigrants that are bad. Those that arrived anytime after, oh, let's say 1975. Before that, immigrants were good, even the brown skinned ones.

[Valmore]

This is the greatest post of the day.

Stop encouraging him.

[Spike-X]

You know what's worse than immigrants*, poor people, people from Latin American and babies? Poor immigrant babies from Latin America. Especially the ones from Guatemala. They are the worst.



Yeah, let's hope nobody starts bringing them into the country!

[Gilda Dent]

Yeah, let's hope nobody starts bringing them into the country!

Yeah, especially the blonde ones, because they'll all grow up to look like cheap hookers.

Gilda

[Spike-X]

Yeah, especially the blonde ones, because they'll all grow up to look like cheap hookers.

Gilda
Epsecially if they're raised by a same-sex couple. Everybody knows that's the worst thing that could possibly happen to a kid.

[Gilda Dent]

Epsecially if they're raised by a same-sex couple. Everybody knows that's the worst thing that could possibly happen to a kid.

And it's even worse if it's a cross-race same-sex couple. That's too many hyphens.

Gilda

[Spike-X]

And it's even worse if it's a cross-race same-sex couple. That's too many hyphens.

Gilda
What do you mean? You're both Asian!

[Gilda Dent]

What do you mean? You're both Asian!

Yeah, but the baby is a Latina. It's cross-race in terms of parent-child.

Gilda

[Spike-X]

Yeah, but the baby is a Latina. It's cross-race in terms of parent-child.

Gilda
Ah. Gotcha.

So how's it all going with that, anyway?

[Gilda Dent]

Ah. Gotcha.

So how's it all going with that, anyway?

We solved the name dilemma by giving her a name that's both Spanish and Japanese to recognize both her and our ethnic backgrounds, and we're waiting for the DNA match to be set up. Probably about two months at this point, maybe three. She has a nice full head of dirty blonde hair (which will likely darken as she grows) and big brown eyes and is meeting all her growth and development benchmarks, and her foster parents have been calling her by her adoptive name for about a month now.

Gilda