Spider-Caption ~ Volume 1 ~ #7!

[Sean Whitmore]

Wallopin' websnappers! Tuck in your stingers and protect your web balls, folks! It's time for the comedic kick to the crotch known as:

The Amazing SPIDER-CAPTION contest!

The rules:

I will post a picture from a Spider-Man related comic. Any dialogue will be blanked out. You, the players, will post comical captions, which may include dialogue, narration, or whatever you like. Pay no attention to the word balloons or captions in the picture; arrange it any way you want. Post as many captions as you like, as often as you like. I want to see creativity, people! Not 700 "The Other" jokes.

Board rules still apply. Be civil: this is for laughs, not a way to sneak in an insult about a creator. And keep language to a PG13ish level.

Have fun!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/goblinmysteries10.jpg

[Joe Acro]

This will make you think twice before taking the last cookie again!

[Sean Whitmore]

Caption: May was tragically behind on the times. She didn't realize offering the Green Goblin wheat cakes could also be construed as questioning his sexuality.

SEAN

[Joe Acro]

How could you lose the election, Kerry?!

[Alan2099]

Quesada: So, 22 pages of the goblin beating up old people and this is your idea for the Green Goblin relaunch?

(insert name of writer you don't like here): next issue he picks on the homeless!

Quesada: get out of my office

[Tater]

I want my money, you ho!
I never would have you would have liked it rough, Ms. May.

[Nosgoth Phantom]

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!

[Siddon]

Caption "Marvel and 3 Musketeer's bars are so good you will slap your momma"

Green Goblin "To the X-treme"

[Sean Whitmore]

The Green Goblin follows through on his promise to "hit Spider-Man so hard his ancestors will feel it."

(No, it didn't make sense to me either :p )


SEAN

[Joe Acro]

Narration: With a quick flick of his arm, Green Goblin through the dread

THWAK

Narration: at Aunt May.

[Wind-Breaker]

Green Goblin: Doc Octopus was good enough for you to marry but not me! I'm Slapping you Up side ya head, Gwen Stacy style!


On a side note: Where were you Sean Whitmore, on my "Hawkeye meets Bendis" thread? Your an expert on Hawkeye related humor;)

[Will.S]

Got a bigger picture Sean?

An enema joke just doesn't have as much kick without a bigger pic ;)

[Sean Whitmore]

Got a bigger picture Sean?

An enema joke just doesn't have as much kick without a bigger pic ;)


That's okay, I think I'm quite happy not seeing the word "enema" in the same panel as May's ancient, ghoulish visage. :D


SEAN

[nuclearman]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l232/nuclearman_2006/goblinmysteries.jpg

just a little D&D pun.:D

[Venom]

Green Goblin: How dare you say I'm overexposed!

SLAP!

Aunt May: You are overexposed! We see more of you than we do of Carnage these days.

SLAP!

Aunt May: Stop slapping me you awful man! You've had your time in the limelight. I wish the Hobgoblin would come back. He had a much better costume too.

Next scene cut out due to explicit violence the Green Goblin inflicted upon Aunt May.

[Sonicjuce]

That's okay, I think I'm quite happy not seeing the word "enema" in the same panel as May's ancient, ghoulish visage. :D
I can't believe he is still pulling of the "enema" jokes week in and week out.

[Pheonix-NoRelation]

Green Goblin: Look at these abs! Does Peter have these? NO. Did Ben have these? NO. And... Oh, that's right, divert your eyes. You're not worthy to look at these. Yeah. I'm so cool.

[Sean Whitmore]

Goblin: "Whaddaya mean, my new costume makes me look like a seasick Chippendale's dancer?!"


SEAN

[Peter Parker]

No May, I am your father.

*May passes out*

That looked like May to me anyway. :p

[Joe Acro]

THWACK!

Why is your attorney so handome?!

I doubt many will get that...

[Chris Johnson]

GG: "Thanks to the ceremony, I have my greatest desire: the world's strongest pimp hand!"

PIMP SMACK!