Writer meeting Hero: Bendis Meets Hawkeye

[Wind-Breaker]

Playing off the "Stan Lee Meets Spiderman" idea, just for the sake of fun, if they wrote a comic book of Brian Bendis meeting Hawkeye how do you think it would go?

All I could imagine is alot of arrows and alot of screaming.

Your guys thoughts.

[Mister Mets]

Bendis would apologize for killing off Hawkeye in such a stupid way.

Hawkeye would thank him for renewing interest in him, after his regular series flopped.

They'd joke about whether House of M #3 split the internet.
Hawkeye: The debate about whether or not it split the internet did split the internet.

[gorthon616]

Bendis would apologize for killing off Hawkeye in such a stupid way.

Hawkeye would thank him for renewing interest in him, after his regular series flopped.

They'd joke about whether House of M #3 split the internet.
Hawkeye: The debate about whether or not it split the internet did split the internet.

lol.

And at the very end Bendis asks Hawkeye, if the critics are right about him and all he's really good at is doing a talking-head-books. Hawkeye says absolutely not, then shoots him in the head with an arrow. A fan looks shocked and walks up to the scene and is awe of Bendis's now perforated body. He then thanks Hawkeye for renewing his interest in Bendis after House of M flopped. Hawkeye then shoots the fan in the head because he failed to register under the SHRA. Somewhere off in the distance Iron Man gives him a thumbs up.

[Magneto Rocks]

Hawkeye would freak out and shoot Bendis through the head with an arrow.

Someone would tell him that he was never actually as popular in life as he was in death, and he'd apologize to Bendis' corpse.

He'd then walk away back into the comics-world and be regulated to being a B-lister as the fans howled in outrage about the death of Goliath, transforming him into an A-lister.

[StoneGold]

Bendis would apologize for killing off Hawkeye in such a stupid way.

Hawkeye would thank him for renewing interest in him, after his regular series flopped.

They'd joke about whether House of M #3 split the internet.
Hawkeye: The debate about whether or not it split the internet did split the internet.
Honestly, that's perfect. You win.

[StrikeForce Albert]

lol.

And at the very end Bendis asks Hawkeye, if the critics are right about him and all he's really good at is doing a talking-head-books. Hawkeye says absolutely not, then shoots him in the head with an arrow. A fan looks shocked and walks up to the scene and is awe of Bendis's now perforated body. He then thanks Hawkeye for renewing his interest in Bendis after House of M flopped. Hawkeye then shoots the fan in the head because he failed to register under the SHRA. Somewhere off in the distance Iron Man gives him a thumbs up.


HAW!

that's damn funny right there

[Cthulhudrew]

I think Hawkeye would throw a copy of Avengers Disassembled in front of Bendis and scream "Not like this!"

Then he'd hold an arrow on a frantically writing Bendis, who'd hold up a copy of the rewritten death scene and ask "Like this?" several times, until Hawkeye was finally satisfied. :)

[Haunt]

i'd rather see him meet Zombie Scott Lang and have his throat torn out.

[Siddon]

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[Lanowar]

"Hawkeye you killed him that is not a good way to deal with your anger mangerment problems"

"Well he killed me first..."

[Mister Mets]

lol.

And at the very end Bendis asks Hawkeye, if the critics are right about him and all he's really good at is doing a talking-head-books. Hawkeye says absolutely not, then shoots him in the head with an arrow. A fan looks shocked and walks up to the scene and is awe of Bendis's now perforated body. He then thanks Hawkeye for renewing his interest in Bendis after House of M flopped. Hawkeye then shoots the fan in the head because he failed to register under the SHRA. Somewhere off in the distance Iron Man gives him a thumbs up.

That's awesome., :D

Although saleswise, House of M was not a flop.

[Siddon]

That's awesome., :D

Although saleswise, House of M was not a flop.

House of M was a nice little event I am sure if people would have to rank it, they would put it in there top ten's. Its just the internet is about extreme high's and extreme low's. I am sure the real Hawkeye meeting would go like this.

Bendis - uh heh sorry I killed you
Hawkeye - at least you didn't dress me up as a reject from Caligula, or make me lead a "new" West Coast SoloThunder Vengers team or change my powers to be the 10th strong growy character.

[Sean Whitmore]

Hawkeye wakes up in a white void. A few feet away are Ant Man and Jack of Hearts. A few miles in the other direction is Carnage. Ultimate Gwen Stacy just kinda lingers in the background. Sauron simply hovers in and out, as nobody's quite sure whether or not he should be there.

Suddenly, Alpha Flight's bodies tumble from the sky, followed by a large shape. It is a giant bald head, and its booming voice fills the air.

Bendis: "I am from beyond. Slay your enemies and all you desire shall be yours. Nothing you dream of is impossible for me to accomplish!"

Jack of Hearts: "Could I star in my own best-selling comic?"

Bendis: "Almost nothing you dream of is impossible for me to accomplish!"

Anyway, everyone fights each other, and Hawkeye wins. Bendis tells him that as his reward, he will be resurrected and given a series of his own.

Hawkeye: "No thanks."

Bendis: "Yeahbuhwhat?"

Hawkeye: "Are you kiddin? I'm more popular now than I EVER was when I was alive! Every time there's a big secret to-do going on, my name is the first on everyone's lips! Hell, some people love me just to spite you!"

Bendis: "So you don't want to come back to life?"

Hawkeye: "No way, why would I want to take the popularity hit?"

[killerbass]

Hawkeye Why not Wasp?

Bendis (Sheepishly) 'Cause Frank Cho can draw the hell out of her...

[Haunt]

Hawkeye wakes up in a white void. A few feet away are Ant Man and Jack of Hearts. A few miles in the other direction is Carnage. Ultimate Gwen Stacy just kinda lingers in the background. Sauron simply hovers in and out, as nobody's quite sure whether or not he should be there.

Suddenly, Alpha Flight's bodies tumble from the sky, followed by a large shape. It is a giant bald head, and its booming voice fills the air.

Bendis: "I am from beyond. Slay your enemies and all you desire shall be yours. Nothing you dream of is impossible for me to accomplish!"

Jack of Hearts: "Could I star in my own best-selling comic?"

Bendis: "Almost nothing you dream of is impossible for me to accomplish!"

Anyway, everyone fights each other, and Hawkeye wins. Bendis tells him that as his reward, he will be resurrected and given a series of his own.

Hawkeye: "No thanks."

Bendis: "Yeahbuhwhat?"

Hawkeye: "Are you kiddin? I'm more popular now than I EVER was when I was alive! Every time there's a big secret to-do going on, my name is the first on everyone's lips! Hell, some people love me just to spite you!"

Bendis: "So you don't want to come back to life?"

Hawkeye: "No way, why would I want to take the popularity hit?"

so you're one of those who think it was the death that made him popular? i'll never understand that sentiment. there is buzz whenever Hawkeye appears and i'm talking pre-Bendis. he completely turned around the Thunderbolts series, for starters. and, even though his solo series sucked, it wasn't because of the character. it was just the wrong setting/he wasn't in costume. that was just Barton taking a breather. people were anxious to see him rejoin the Avengers. Bendis didn't make him popular. he made him dead; followed by being 'moody.' that's not the kind of popularity that lasts.

[shaunyc56]

In the Avengers tower conference room. At the head of the table sits Brian Micheal Bendis. In walks Hawkeye, armed and in uniform.

Bendis: Hawkeye, good to see...

Hawkeye: *interupting* Ok, I get it, your the man, I just want back in.

Bendis: Look I really like you as a character too, It had to be someone people liked. *Gets up and walks toward the foot of the table, where hawkeye has now sat down*

Hawkeye: Hey, I know what business I'm in, no hard feelings.

Bendis: I've been knocking around some ideas, I think I can really do some great things w/ you. I'm talking ongoing, big name artist, me writing, lots and lots of marketing, I'm talking X men marketing, Wolverine level marketing.

Hawkeye: *Excitedly* Wolverine level!!! Hell even Cap doesn't get that, he just gets great stories, but Wolverine Level. *Door to conference room opens, Garth Ennis, Joe Quesada, walk in* *Sheepishly after seeing them enter* Hey guys, good to see you, who knew this was going to turn into a strategy meeting.

Ennis: Can't stop the A-train!!!!!

Hawkeye: Huh???

Bendis: *Cuts eyes as Ennis* Don't mind him, theres just one thing you have to do to make it all happen.

Hawkeye: Hey I'm your guy, no problem anyth........... Dude, are you having a problem w/ your belt, hey what the hell are you guys doing.

Bendis *Now naked from waist down* Calm down, just a little Quid pro Quo.

Quesada: You want in, bitch, this is how you turn the key!!!!!

Ennis: CAN'T STOP THE A-TRAIN!!!!!!!

**** Later, Hawkeye on knees, head in toilet, puking loud and hard. Hand comes in on his shoulder.*****

Bendis: Welcome home.

Quesada: Bitch

*Now all 4 men walking down the hall towards Conference room*

Hawkeye: Your sure this is what the Punisher had to do to come back from that whole angel thing?

Millar: Am I too late??????

Ennis: Can't stop the A-Train

Millar: SHYTE!!!!!!!!




P.S. I don't have anything against any of the creators mentioned, I actually love and purchase their stuff, just after reading The Boys and seeing this thread, I thought it would be funny.

[Sean Whitmore]

so you're one of those who think it was the death that made him popular?


No, I'm mostly being facetious. But there is something to be said for the idea that if everyone who went nuts about Hawkeye's death had bought his series, it wouldn't have been cancelled.


SEAN

[DDM]

Hawkeye is having a conversation with Bendis wearing a Punisher t-shirt. Hawkeye has this shocked look on his face then Bendis turns around to get a bear hug from...Man-Thing. Unforuntely, even Bendis fears Man-Thing is & is turned into a puddle of goo. Bendis is reborn as Glob II.

[Haunt]

No, I'm mostly being facetious. But there is something to be said for the idea that if everyone who went nuts about Hawkeye's death had bought his series, it wouldn't have been cancelled.


SEAN

that's one theory. mine is that he's popular because he adds to any team he joins. not every character was meant to be a solo star. i've never bought an issue of Wolverine or Thor. but i like them when they are part of a team. and i actually have the entire run of Hawkeye's last series (the one where he meets Mockingbird, as well). Clint's fans probably would have bought his last series if the writer didn't wait until nearly the last issue to put him back in his costume and make him recognizable as Hawkeye. it was just a crap series. keep Jessica Drew out of her costume and see how well she sells.

[Kirk G]

Let me guess....
Decompressed writing?:D


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