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Captain Murphy
10-10-2006, 09:47 AM
Okay I dont know how well this will actually go down here but, I am going to start telling the joke and I want other people to add to it but dont end it.

WARNING DO NOT READ ON IF OFFENDED EASILY, THIS IS ONE OF THE OLDEST JOKES EVER ANDTOLD BACKSTAGE BY ALOT OF COMEDIANS

Ill give the set up and a bit of the middle part, then other people post parts to go with it, but dont give the punchline, I wanna see how long this will go on. Also please dont repeats yourself or other and dont go off topic.

so here goes


Theres a Talent agency and a family walk in (theres the father and mother, a 12 year old daughter, a 13 year old son, a newborn baby and the pet dog). The father then walks on stage and stand infront of the 3 judges and says "we are a family act and we want you to represent us", on of the judges replies "well okay, we dont get many family acts but lets see what you can do".

The father then tells the rest of the family to come on stage and the daughter hands the father a black bag, inside the bag there are 3 baseball bats and a chainsaw, the father says "I will juggle these while my family sing"
after 40 seconds of juggling the father then puts all the objects down and takes a baseball bat over to the daughter and...

darkkeeperjr
10-10-2006, 10:39 AM
...slowly puts the large part of the bat in to the daughter's mouth.Claps his hands and the son runs over to them. The son...

Captain Murphy
10-10-2006, 12:11 PM
then pulls down his dads trousers and grabs the other end of the bat and shoves it up his ass, then...

Super Hero Guy
10-10-2006, 12:23 PM
The mother begins to unbotton her shirt, while one of the judges...

BoosterBronze
10-10-2006, 12:39 PM
pitches a softball at the dad, who manages to hit it with the bat in his ass. Then...

darkkeeperjr
10-10-2006, 01:14 PM
the daughter flies off the end of the bat that's not in her dad's ass. the mother...

darkkeeperjr
10-10-2006, 01:29 PM
then shoots everyone and herself, cause it only a half ass funny joke and we're taking the long way to reach a punchline that we all already know.

Jack Zodiac
10-10-2006, 06:51 PM
then shoots everyone and herself, cause it only a half ass funny joke and we're taking the long way to reach a punchline that we all already know.

A Slip 'n Slide of semen and feces? God, I love this joke!

TheTen-EyedMan
10-10-2006, 06:59 PM
http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/south-park-aristocrats.html


Cartman tells it funnier.