Captain Murphy
10-10-2006, 09:47 AM
Okay I dont know how well this will actually go down here but, I am going to start telling the joke and I want other people to add to it but dont end it.
WARNING DO NOT READ ON IF OFFENDED EASILY, THIS IS ONE OF THE OLDEST JOKES EVER ANDTOLD BACKSTAGE BY ALOT OF COMEDIANS
Ill give the set up and a bit of the middle part, then other people post parts to go with it, but dont give the punchline, I wanna see how long this will go on. Also please dont repeats yourself or other and dont go off topic.
so here goes
Theres a Talent agency and a family walk in (theres the father and mother, a 12 year old daughter, a 13 year old son, a newborn baby and the pet dog). The father then walks on stage and stand infront of the 3 judges and says "we are a family act and we want you to represent us", on of the judges replies "well okay, we dont get many family acts but lets see what you can do".
The father then tells the rest of the family to come on stage and the daughter hands the father a black bag, inside the bag there are 3 baseball bats and a chainsaw, the father says "I will juggle these while my family sing"
after 40 seconds of juggling the father then puts all the objects down and takes a baseball bat over to the daughter and...
WARNING DO NOT READ ON IF OFFENDED EASILY, THIS IS ONE OF THE OLDEST JOKES EVER ANDTOLD BACKSTAGE BY ALOT OF COMEDIANS
Ill give the set up and a bit of the middle part, then other people post parts to go with it, but dont give the punchline, I wanna see how long this will go on. Also please dont repeats yourself or other and dont go off topic.
so here goes
Theres a Talent agency and a family walk in (theres the father and mother, a 12 year old daughter, a 13 year old son, a newborn baby and the pet dog). The father then walks on stage and stand infront of the 3 judges and says "we are a family act and we want you to represent us", on of the judges replies "well okay, we dont get many family acts but lets see what you can do".
The father then tells the rest of the family to come on stage and the daughter hands the father a black bag, inside the bag there are 3 baseball bats and a chainsaw, the father says "I will juggle these while my family sing"
after 40 seconds of juggling the father then puts all the objects down and takes a baseball bat over to the daughter and...