View Full Version : I am Become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds
Tommy
10-08-2006, 12:50 PM
Time being cyclical means that it will loop back upon itself in an orgy of destruction to spawn a brand new universe. Now naturally any point (or any one) in this cycle can be said to be the beginning of the apocalypse. Which means obviously that I am the very personification of famine, war, pestilence and death. Yes it is due to my actions that the universe will end. I would like to see you prove different.
Now naturally being the end of all things is an important task. But one that requires a lot of patience. Now right this minute I am not going to unleash the hordes of hell, but I will do it at some point in the near future. Probably after two or three world wars I have cooking on the back burner. But ultimately my destiny is to kill god and take his place in the next cycle of time. Of course some total jerk will then kill me, but I think I can live with that.
So God… watch your back.
Jeff Brady
10-08-2006, 12:52 PM
Back in college, my friends and I were dubbed The Four Horsemen. Going by my avatar, can you guess which one I was?
Super Sonic
10-08-2006, 12:54 PM
Back in college, my friends and I were dubbed The Four Horsemen. Going by my avatar, can you guess which one I was?
Ric Flair?
Sorry, bad wrasslin' joke. =P
Jack Zodiac
10-08-2006, 12:56 PM
It's true, it happened before. I was once the Entropic Sword that pierced the Heart of God, and look at me now! I'm God, baby! It only took an incalculable amount of time, but it happened, and it'll happen again. One day, Tommy will become God, and it'll all start over.
None of you will notice, though. Mine was quick and quiet. I could've leveled entire galaxies and purged billions of worlds of all life with legions of mindless drones and maelstroms of destructive energy, eating away at the very fabric of reality, and you wouldn't have noticed! :D
Tommy
10-08-2006, 12:59 PM
I am glad we can be friends about this. Armageddon is no place for petty squabbling and old feuds...
Lester C.
10-08-2006, 12:59 PM
Back in college, my friends and I were dubbed The Four Horsemen. Going by my avatar, can you guess which one I was?
I made a picture not to post pictures otherwise right now you'd be seeing one with Methos, Slayas, Kaspian and Kronos.
Jack Zodiac
10-08-2006, 01:11 PM
I am glad we can be friends about this. Armageddon is no place for petty squabbling and old feuds...
No, sir!
Let's decide upon the battleground now. I see you live in Norther Ohio! I live in Cincinnati! Maybe we can shoot for Columbus?
Tommy
10-08-2006, 01:22 PM
No, sir!
Let's decide upon the battleground now. I see you live in Norther Ohio! I live in Cincinnati! Maybe we can shoot for Columbus?
Yes. Columbus would be an excellent staging ground. I live rather close to Mansfeild so it really isn't that long of a drive...
I say! I have allways wanted to turn the OSU football feild into a lake of fire!
Jeff Brady
10-08-2006, 01:23 PM
I made a picture not to post pictures otherwise right now you'd be seeing one with Methos, Slayas, Kaspian and Kronos.
Here we go: Famine, Death, Pestilence, & War, just before Pestilence's wedding.
http://static.flickr.com/81/245123329_5600ccdc98.jpg
Jack Zodiac
10-08-2006, 02:05 PM
Yes. Columbus would be an excellent staging ground. I live rather close to Mansfeild so it really isn't that long of a drive...
I say! I have allways wanted to turn the OSU football feild into a lake of fire!
Then it's settled! Creation's hash will be settled in Columbus, on the OSU football field. I like it! :)
Jack Zodiac
10-08-2006, 02:05 PM
Here we go: Famine, Death, Pestilence, & War, just before Pestilence's wedding.
Is Pestilence wearing snakeskin shoes to his wedding? :p
All my friends nicknamed Death for four years... long story. Not just any Death though, specifically the "Death" said by Grandpa Simpson on the Simpsons when he starts pointing to the cat and the lamp, mistaking them for Death, going "Deeeeeeaaaath!" in an old man voice.
Now picture a group of like 8 girls pointing at you and going "Deeeeeaaaath!" in an old man voice. And they do it every time you show up, for about 4 years.
... I miss that.
Jeff Brady
10-08-2006, 08:12 PM
Is Pestilence wearing snakeskin shoes to his wedding? :p
No, Famine's the one with the snakeskin shoes & beige suite.
I'm wearing steel toe boots.
Can you tell we don't dress up much?
Cam63
10-08-2006, 11:20 PM
Does Death require an assistant ?
I'll work for beer.
howyadoin
10-10-2006, 11:48 PM
I never understood "am become" from a grammatical standpoint.
Kyuubi
10-11-2006, 12:01 AM
I have Become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds
Stupid all knowing creator. . .
MacQuarrie
10-11-2006, 12:54 AM
I never understood "am become" from a grammatical standpoint.
It's an attempt to simultaneously describe being and becoming. "I have always been and am now becoming Death."
howyadoin
10-11-2006, 01:34 AM
It's an attempt to simultaneously describe being and becoming. "I have always been and am now becoming Death."Okay, that actually made sense.
Shades0077
10-11-2006, 05:46 AM
Here we go: Famine, Death, Pestilence, & War, just before Pestilence's wedding.
Funny that Pestilence was the one getting married, marriage being the greatest pestilence of all.
Tommy
10-11-2006, 08:49 AM
Does Death require an assistant ?
I'll work for beer.
Well I can put you in our newly created "Famine" section. It is just an entry level position, but advancement comes pretty rapidly. Why within five months you could have already moved up to STDs over in plagues.
Cam63
10-11-2006, 09:57 PM
I can work with that !
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