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Sean Whitmore
10-02-2006, 12:13 PM
Wallopin' websnappers! Tuck in your stingers and protect your web balls, folks! It's time for the comedic kick to the crotch known as:

The Amazing SPIDER-CAPTION contest!

The rules:

I will post a picture from a Spider-Man related comic. Any dialogue will be blanked out. You, the players, will post comical captions, which may include dialogue, narration, or whatever you like. Pay no attention to the word balloons or captions in the picture; arrange it any way you want. Post as many captions as you like, as often as you like. I want to see creativity, people! Not 700 "The Other" jokes.

Board rules still apply. Be civil: this is for laughs, not a way to sneak in an insult about a creator. And keep language to a PG13ish level.

Have fun!


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/scan10002.jpg

Sean Whitmore
10-02-2006, 12:21 PM
And because the most obvious joke should be mine to make:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/scan100022.jpg


SEAN

Joe Acro
10-02-2006, 12:57 PM
Narration Box: I thought at this point that it couldn't get worse. What's worse than being beaten almost to death? Boy, was I wrong.

(Are there declared winners to these things?)

Will.S
10-02-2006, 03:08 PM
This one's for you Sean!

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4796/spideysplathz2.jpg

Sanagi
10-02-2006, 05:50 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/scan10002.jpg
Caption: By this time, my addiction to chocolate was getting out of hand.

Cody H
10-02-2006, 07:55 PM
Caption: By this time, my addiction to chocolate was getting out of hand.Even though we're no longer voting, I'm voting for this anyways. Just about induced a spit-take when I first read it.

Sean Whitmore
10-03-2006, 07:07 PM
This one's for you Sean!

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4796/spideysplathz2.jpg


Hey, he wasn't bleeding when I left!


SEAN

Joe Acro
10-03-2006, 07:10 PM
Hey, he wasn't bleeding when I left!

That's what happens when someone gets EXPLOSIVE diarrhea.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 07:13 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/scan10002.jpg
Note to self...No more "Gwen Stacy is better" jokes, when its MJ's time of the month.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 07:14 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/scan10002.jpg
I hope Aunt May is alright after I landed on her.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 07:19 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/scan10002.jpg
Stan Lee would have never done this to me.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 07:21 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/scan10002.jpg
I know now why it was called "The Other" because I am wondering where the other kidney is.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 07:23 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/scan10002.jpg
How was I to know Squirrel Girl didnt like her tail touched.

Will.S
10-03-2006, 07:26 PM
Hey, he wasn't bleeding when I left!


SEAN
Enemas + super strength = LOL

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 07:28 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/scan10002.jpg
Dont...........eat.............Jarvis'............ ..chili...............surprise.

KYTouchMassage
10-03-2006, 07:53 PM
"GLASS EYEPIECES?! What was I thinking?! I get punched in the face ALL THE FREAKING TIME! God, I'm stupid! OW! MY EYES!!!"

Joe Acro
10-03-2006, 07:59 PM
Note to self: attempting to fly is a bad idea, especially when there's several things to hit on the way down.

Deadpooligan
10-03-2006, 08:03 PM
Dear Mary Jane,

Just checking in to see how you and Aunt May are doing. Everything at Stark Tower is fine. (Clor's calmed down quite a bit now). Ah! -- Sorry to make this brief, but some anti-reggers are rioting outside the tower. Will follow up with a letter soon.

Sincerely,
Tony Stark

PS: Oh yeah, I killed your traitorous husband. Why? Because...
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1376/wtfowneduv1.png

Sean Whitmore
10-03-2006, 08:10 PM
A search through J. Jonah Jameson's secret porno stash reveals some unconventional and disturbing fare...


SEAN

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:12 PM
Hmmm....Maybe I do need Tony Stark's Spider Armor.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:14 PM
I could have had a V-8.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:18 PM
Hank Pym beat me like I was his wife.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:21 PM
This sure was a bad time to learn I was a hemophiliac.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:26 PM
I still think Sentry looks like a sissy in yellow.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:27 PM
I hope the camera got my good side.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:28 PM
I think I got a splinter.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:31 PM
Shooo....Morbius....shoooo.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:33 PM
I hate Mondays.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:36 PM
Must....get.....retcon.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:39 PM
Peter immediately regrets his decision to substitute teach.

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 08:42 PM
Darn! I bet this leaves a scar.

Maybe it is too early to try to replace the Crocodile Hunter.

Please, no Bactine. That stuff stings.

If this doesnt get me on a reality television show nothing will.

I wonder if I can write "Sean Whitmore is a tool." in my own blood.

Spidey realizes it probably wasnt wise to mention to Iceman that it was "Hump Day".

In hindsight, it wasnt good to use generic-brand ingredients to make my webs.

Sean Whitmore
10-03-2006, 08:59 PM
The effort's appreciated, jsg2295, but do me a favor and think up a bunch before posting, okay? ;)


SEAN

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 09:02 PM
The effort's appreciated, jsg2295, but do me a favor and think up a bunch before posting, okay? ;)


SEAN
Nobody messes wit the Jesus.

Joe Acro
10-03-2006, 09:10 PM
Now I know why that button was labeled "DO NOT PRESS."

jsg2295
10-03-2006, 09:16 PM
OK last one....

This is bad but at least I still have my secret identity.

Hush Little Batman
10-04-2006, 01:08 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/scan10002.jpg

After an embarrassing test showing of its new "Fun With Fudge" symbiote, Stark Enterprises has terminated the project deeming it a failure.

Sean Whitmore
10-04-2006, 01:16 AM
For extra money, Peter poses for "Battle-Ravaged Spider-Man" action figures.


SEAN

Venom
10-04-2006, 08:09 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/scan10002.jpg

That's the last time I make a gay remark to Venom.

Joe Acro
10-04-2006, 09:10 AM
I was really glad I don't do my own stunts anymore.