Top 10 Reasons Why Marvel & DC.....

[LittleCanaryMin]

Suck. Now I apologize but this has to be done. I also applaud those who bathe while at conventions. Again I am sorry if this hurts anyone's feelings, but I really am beginning to hate both companies.

10. Because millions of idiots flock to conventions and don't bathe.

9. Because everyone knows that Tim Story and Ang Lee were the first brokeback cowboys.

8. Hollywood must have more men in tights so Michael Jackson and Alec Baldwin will stfu.

7. Joel & Bryan are Ang and Tim's love children.

6. Robert Downey Jr playing Iron Man is like having Flavor Flav play John Steward.

5. Elektra & Catwoman sucked and blew so hard that even Josh Lucas' career got a rise.

4. Crisis and Civil Wars are the same damn thing stupid and boring.

3. Both retcon everything to death including dead characters, while ruining perfectly good ones or bastardizing others.

2. Because Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El.

1. BECAUSE MARVEL AND DC ARE REALLY NBC IN DISGUISE!

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Suck. Now I apologize but this has to be done. I also applaud those who bathe while at conventions. Again I am sorry if this hurts anyone's feelings, but I really am beginning to hate both companies.

10. Because millions of idiots flock to conventions and don't bathe.

Well can you blame them ? Last I heard they don't have showers in the conventions !



6. Robert Downey Jr playing Iron Man is like having Flavor Flav play John Steward.

Well to be honest you'd get debate on this. Since a lot of people view this as a good casting choice. I'm sure someone out there is yelling " Brad Pitt should be Tony Stark " or George Clooney. But with Downey you have someone who on his game can deliver a performance that will shock you.


5. Elektra & Catwoman sucked and blew so hard that even Josh Lucas' career got a rise.

Both movies are what....2 to 3 years old now ? So what else is new on that ? People have dissed them.


4. Crisis and Civil Wars are the same damn thing stupid and boring.

Hmmm subject to debate really. Infinite Crisis dealed with DC trying to streamline their past and all. Civil War is supposed to be a play on politics.


3. Both retcon everything to death including dead characters, while ruining perfectly good ones or bastardizing others.

Which is usually the rallying cry of fans at times. We've seen it , I've done it even online. Its a fact of life every character won't be written as they should be.


1. BECAUSE MARVEL AND DC ARE REALLY NBC IN DISGUISE!

Nahhh their WWE and WCW at their peak. Because the players/situations involve talent going back and forth, online gossip and all. ;)

[lonesomefool]

It's not just at conventions that some comic fans dont bathe, once in a blue moon I can literally smell them come in at the local comic shop. It's embarrassing how someone can have so little self respect that they dont even bathe or take care of themseves.