I Hate You All !

[bert]

Now let's fuck. . .

because angry sex is the best!





(no apologies to Lester) :p

[Lester C.]

I had a comment here about the fword, but I retracted on the account of that's how I roll.

[Jeff Brady]

nothing to see here people

Yeah, what else is new? :p

[Gilda Dent]

bert, I love ya, and I I'd be there for ya, but I doubt it would be any good for either of us.

Gilda

[bert]

bert, I love ya, and I I'd be there for ya, but I doubt it would be any good for either of us.

Gilda


I'm sure Snap-on-tools of America makes deliveries

you be the top tho. . I'm feeling a bit submissive today :)

[Gilda Dent]

I'm sure Snap-on-tools of America makes deliveries

you be the top tho. . I'm feeling a bit submissive today :)

Please. I don't do top, and I don't share my domme.

Gilda

[David Atkins]

I hate you back! BUT Y'AIN'T GETTIN' THIS ASS!!! It's MINE!!!

[heystacy]

I can't hate you. I'll pass on the angry sex.

[Deathstroke]

Please. I don't do top, and I don't share my domme.

Gilda

Wow, somehow this thread got very erotic sounding.

[Deathstroke]

Happy Sex, Angry Sex...it's all good as long as you're GETTING sex.

Explains why I'm boring and snappish...I'm getting none.

[Lester C.]

Now let's fuck. . .

because angry sex is the best!





(no apologies to Lester) :p
I've never been in a relationship long enough to have angry sex, but shouldn't it be horrible? How can you concentrate on technique if you are angry and are focused on punishing rather than pleasuring your partner?

[Tobias March]

Don't. Think. Do.

[Lester C.]

Don't. Think. Do.
Are you saying I should take Bert up on his offer of angry sex?

[Tobias March]

I'm sayin' nothing. :p

[Tommy]

SEX!

Some people have it anonymously.

[Lester C.]

SEX!

Some people have it anonymously.
I heard stories about the "bath houses";) that were common in the days before aids. On a side note, last week I learned what a glory hole is and quite frankly I nearly threw up.

[Tommy]

I heard stories about the "bath houses";) that were common in the days before aids. On a side note, last week I learned what a glory hole is and quite frankly I nearly threw up.
When I was a camp counselor we would occasionally have camps in various parks. Inevitably I would be asked why there was a hole in the bathroom stall. I would also have to admonish the children not to put their eye next to it.

[Larry Dixon]

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

[bert]

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."


I don't hate you because you're beautiful. . .

I hate you because you have pretty friends :P

[bert]

When I was a camp counselor we would occasionally have camps in various parks. Inevitably I would be asked why there was a hole in the bathroom stall. I would also have to admonish the children not to put their eye next to it.

yep. . nothing burns quite like cum in the eye.

(of course, kids should be no where NEAR a glory-hole. . . I may be gay, but I'm not a pedophile (unlike some Republicans who chaired the Child Sex Offender Caucus -- and don't tell me that just because the page was 16, he's not a Pedophile)).

[bert]

I've never been in a relationship long enough to have angry sex, but shouldn't it be horrible? How can you concentrate on technique if you are angry and are focused on punishing rather than pleasuring your partner?

Angry sex is always good. . .

"punishing" can = "harder thrusts". . . . .

[Lester C.]

Too much information in the past two posts Bert. Not as bad as Emma talking about his sex life I'll grant you, but still I could have died happy not knowing that semen burns one's eyes.

[Tommy]

yep. . nothing burns quite like cum in the eye.

(of course, kids should be no where NEAR a glory-hole. . . I may be gay, but I'm not a pedophile (unlike some Republicans who chaired the Child Sex Offender Caucus -- and don't tell me that just because the page was 16, he's not a Pedophile)).
Cut to me screaming "We are not reading the graffiti! Ignor the graffiti" also "I have no clue what that means, but we are ignoring it."

[Lester C.]

Angry sex is always good. . .

"punishing" can = "harder thrusts". . . . .
Without getting too graphic, as I leave such matters for Tommy, there is a flaw in the hypothesis that angry sex is more pleasurable than conventional sex. If you are a male who derive pleasure form anal sex I can see your point. However your hypothesis, sorry I can’t call it a theory yet, can’t be applied to the traditional model of male and female coupling as the mechanics that determine what feels good are quite different due to the stucture of the clitoris and what stimulates it.

[Lester C.]

This thread is making me feel dirty. Damn you Bert!:mad:

[bert]

This thread is making me feel dirty. Damn you Bert!:mad:

feeling cleaner yet Lester?

or is this the kind of dirty that don't scrub off

[BnL]

Without getting too graphic, as I leave such matters for Tommy, there is a flaw in the hypothesis that angry sex is more pleasurable than conventional sex. If you are a male who derive pleasure form anal sex I can see your point. However your hypothesis, sorry I can’t call it a theory yet, can’t be applied to the traditional model of male and female coupling as the mechanics that determine what feels good are quite different due to the stucture of the clitoris and what stimulates it.

The passionate nature of the act is also what's pleasurable about it. And what feels good varies from person to person, but it's really not rocket science to understand that "faster = more friction = more stimulation of the nerves = more pleasure."

[BnL]

This thread is making me feel dirty. Damn you Bert!:mad:

I can't tell if you're joking or not, though I get the impression that you're mostly serious. In which case, I have to ask...why bother to continue reading and posting in the thread? Almost everything you've posted so far seems to be humorless accounts of how disgusting you find this or that to be.

[Cream Filled Taco]

However your hypothesis, sorry I can’t call it a theory yet, can’t be applied to the traditional model of male and female coupling as the mechanics that determine what feels good are quite different due to the stucture of the clitoris and what stimulates it.

Lester, this is probably the funniest thing I've seen you post in a long time.

[Charles RB]

This thread is making me feel dirty. Damn you Bert!:mad:

I'm feeling dirty too, but I'm 21 so I can hardly blame it on Bert.

No, I blame it on God.

[Lester C.]

Without getting too graphic, as I leave such matters for Tommy, there is a flaw in the hypothesis that angry sex is more pleasurable than conventional sex. If you are a male who derive pleasure form anal sex I can see your point. However your hypothesis, sorry I can’t call it a theory yet, can’t be applied to the traditional model of male and female coupling as the mechanics that determine what feels good are quite different due to the stucture of the clitoris and what stimulates it.




Lester, this is probably the funniest thing I've seen you post in a long time.

More like the dumbest thing I've ever written, which is saying something. I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking about when I made this post last year. None at all. I don't even remember writing it. I am really sorry for the post. I was probably trying to be funny, but it came out mean and nasty.

[Cream Filled Taco]

More like the dumbest thing I've ever written, which is saying something. I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking about when I made this post last year. None at all. I don't even remember writing it. I am really sorry for the post. I was probably trying to be funny, but it came out mean and nasty.

Har! I didn't even notice that was an old post. Anyway, I didn't think your post was mean, just incredibly, and hilariously, inaccurate. Your description of what makes sex good between and man and a woman is only a very small portion of it. The brain is the biggest, and most powerful, sex organ.

[Solaris]

I can't hate you. I'll pass on the angry sex.

Me too. But I can offer some nice hugs and snuggles---after you go split that cord of wood out back, to work off the anger. ;) :D

[Mark Wallace]

WTF is with your sig?

Looks like my kind of bon'nuit to a thread that'd become childish and boring. Do you get kicks out of insulting people who you think won't bother to respond?

[bert]

WTF is with your sig?

Looks like my kind of bon'nuit to a thread that'd become childish and boring. Do you get kicks out of insulting people who you think won't bother to respond?

??

what the heck are you talking about?

[Lester C.]

WTF is with your sig?

Looks like my kind of bon'nuit to a thread that'd become childish and boring. Do you get kicks out of insulting people who you think won't bother to respond?

Mark I'm not sure whom you are referring to but the poster above you, Solaris, is a very kind person with a generous soul. To the best of my knowledge she hasn't posted a rude word to anyone and is curious to everyone. Thus far you are the only person, aside from my post from a year ago:o , that is insulting anyone.

[Solaris]

Mark I'm not sure whom you are referring to but the poster above you, Solaris, is a very kind person with a generous soul. To the best of my knowledge she hasn't posted a rude word to anyone and is curious to everyone. Thus far you are the only person, aside from my post from a year ago:o , that is insulting anyone.

*hugs Lester*

Well, Lester is *almost* right. I *have* been rude to a few people over time, for which I've begged pardon. And thank you, Les, for your very sweet words.

I *don't* think he was addressing me... because I have no earthly idea how a sig on trying to meet the challenges in life could be offensive. :)

I'm not sure *who* he was addressing... maybe he was bugged by Taco's "injection w/Bible juice" sig???


PS---Les, I'm gathering from your context that you meant "curteous"... but when talking about me, "curious" is certainly apt, as well! ;)

[Night Swordsman]

When i was in high school,many years ago, a wonderful science teacher made a statement for me which really has stuck with me all these years:

"Sex is what you ARE,not what you do." The point was that as teens(which we all were,thus high school),most of us were preoccupied with the concept of HAVING sex,rather than focusing about ourselves first. Be yourself,and when you are ready,you will find someone to share that person with.

[heystacy]

Me too. But I can offer some nice hugs and snuggles---after you go split that cord of wood out back, to work off the anger. ;) :D


That's what I'm talking about. I forgot this thread. Sometimes it's interesting to look back and see what I wrote. Very happy I like to post positive (a majority of the time).

[BnL]

Oops! Didn't realize this was an old thread. Sorry about that, Lester.

[bert]

Oops! Didn't realize this was an old thread. Sorry about that, Lester.

heh. .

yeah, I was looking for my thread about my back, so I could update -- and came across this one.

so I responded to an old post of Lester's, and it bumped it back up to the front!

[BnL]

Ah, so that's what threw your back out. All that angry sex!

[Mark Wallace]

Mark I'm not sure whom you are referring to but the poster above you, Solaris, is a very kind person with a generous soul. To the best of my knowledge she hasn't posted a rude word to anyone and is curious to everyone. Thus far you are the only person, aside from my post from a year ago:o , that is insulting anyone.

Nah, I just didn't realise that the Quick Reply option doesn't identify the posting you're responding to.

It was the Brady fella, way up at the beginning of the thread; he quotes me plonking a thread in his sig, and seems to think that that is somehow insulting to me.
Strange things, people; they get some weird notions.

Solaris is probably more generous than I am, when discussions degenerate into childish flaming; I normally just say "up yours" (perhaps more literately), and plonk the thread.

But let's get back to discussing sex; it's way more fun.