Most distinctive poster

[Tages]

Whom, on CBR, can you instantaneously identify from their posts without even glancing at the signature or handle? Who has the most distinctive posting style? Who would be easiest to pick out of a blind test?

Because every time Alex says...anything, I feel as if no one else on CBR could have said the same thing the same way. Whether that's a good thing or bad, I leave up to you.

[Alex]

Whom, on CBR, can you instantaneously identify from their posts without even glancing at the signature or handle? Who has the most distinctive posting style? Who would be easiest to pick out of a blind test?

Because every time Alex says...anything, I feel as if no one else on CBR could have said the same thing the same way. Whether that's a good thing or bad, I leave up to you.
It's because my spelling and grammer is awful, so you just know it's me.
I'd go with SUPERECWFAN, for obvious reasons.

[Noah Johnson]

If someone can't say "Nice weather we're having" without working in a reference to mixed martial arts, you know you're reading Royal's post... :)

[Alex]

If someone can't say "Nice weather we're having" without working in a reference to mixed martial arts, you know you're reading Royal's post... :)
Which reminds me...
If you read anything about irv voting or the green party in a thread about hotdogs, it's mike smash.
And if you read about conservatives being stupid or evil in a thread about anything at all, it's gotta be Noah.
...
*sniff*
it used to be wesley.
Sniffle.

[Wesley Dodds]

Alex is only easy to spot because his spelling and grammar are awful.

Although he starts more sentences with capital letters now so it's harder.

Barely anyone uses the font option. Conservatives are evil and they suck! Go Dean! Wooooo!

[Valmore]

I see this one ending in iwarrior.

[Winslow]

Paul McEnery.

He uses big words that I have to look up.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Hmmmmmmmm!

[Davideaux]

You'll never mistake SUPERECWFAN1 for anyone else. He's got jokes and GNR references.

[i_mmmchocolate]

puma, of course.

[Winslow]

puma, of course.

*dope slap*

Yeah, Arrjay too.

[Forefinger]

*dope slap*

Yeah, Arrjay too.
Yup. Although Arrjay has many followers on X-Cres that immitate his blue font.

[Spackling Compound]

Adam Crocker is usually pretty clear; analytical, intelligent and well-researched.

Gilda Dent is usually long and narrative.

Lena's "...." are a good cue to her post.


Other than that, we're pretty much the same.

[Forefinger]

____________________________ ____________________________ = i_mmmmchocolate

[Lone Ranger]

Whom, on CBR, can you instantaneously identify from their posts without even glancing at the signature or handle? Who has the most distinctive posting style? Who would be easiest to pick out of a blind test?


Jeremy A. Patterson


HANDS DOWN!!!!!

[Ed Cunard]

I know what you mean!

[Winslow]

Yup. Although Arrjay has many followers on X-Cres that immitate his blue font.

Posers!

. . . .

[Winslow]

Gilda Dent is usually long and narrative.

Solaris too . . .

[Ed Cunard]

Typo Lad. I mena, it's right in his naem.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Typo Lad. I mena, it's right in his naem.

Shippy...cause I know he loves me.

And my Jessica thing.

[jessecuster3]

Puma and her brown type.

Howyadoin by his right sided signature line.


Royal, more than MMA but also referencing anything(movies, music, etc) I have never heard of.

TinMan because if its digusting, you know he wrote it.

[Captain_Video]

Mr Ontir and Mr Buzz Dixon and Grant on the TV/Film board often make me think " I had better read this properly, these guys know what they are talking about " .

There are a lot of interesting posters wandering around here, but those are the ones who I usually notice most often.

Outside of the minor online celebrity sect that is.

[Patient Boy]

Jeremy A. Patterson


HANDS DOWN!!!!!

I don't know what you're talking about!


P.B.

[Aaron Kashtan]

http://www.flycontrol.novartis.com/images/garbage_fly_big.jpg

[Dreadstar]

If the post is a play on the previous poster's comment and is so subtle with humor that I'm CERTAIN that less than half of CBR will get it, then I KNOW it's a Cunard post.

[Tadhg]

http://www.flycontrol.novartis.com/images/garbage_fly_big.jpg

That was my first thought. Even now when he rarely posts, you can tell a fly post just from the thread title. He is most definitely unique.

[Dreadstar]

That was my first thought. Even now when he rarely posts, you can tell a fly post just from the thread title. He is most definitely unique.

Yeah, and that's a fact.

[Stellar]

Kid Omega. he has a way of being sarcastic but not offense, and always makes a good point

[Ed Cunard]

He's not around much anymore, but if there's quoting involved, you don't have to look at the name, avatar, or signature to know if its Paradox.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

You'll never mistake SUPERECWFAN1 for anyone else. He's got jokes and GNR references.


Don't forget the wrestling. The wrestling is what makes my world go round. ;)

[Dan Apodaca]

I always notice a curefreak post.

And it's instantaneously clear whenever it's a Kramer post.

[howyadoin]

I always notice a curefreak post.Because it says "BANNED" under the username?

[JeffreyWKramer]

Because it says "BANNED" under the username?

He got banned? Not surprised, really, but I missed that. I wondered where he went.

Since we aren't supposed to discuss such things in public, could someone IM me as to what happened?

[howyadoin]

He got banned? I wondered where he went.

Since we aren't supposed to discuss such things in public, could someone IM me as to what happened?I'm not sure which specific event did it, but at one point he was spouting off about "lesbian cunts" over at YABS.

[cactusmaac]

He got banned? Not surprised, really, but I missed that. I wondered where he went.

Since we aren't supposed to discuss such things in public, could someone IM me as to what happened?

He got into a fight with MacQuarrie at YABS and went somewhat mental.

I'd probably say howyadoin's one of the more recognisable posters given his conciseness, penchant for bold and frequent mentions of alcohol.

[Mike Smash!]

If you were to only show me the text of the post, I could probably tell if it was a post by the following:

Paul McEnery
Tages
Samurai
SUPERECWFAN
Tom
Adam Crocker
Alex

[JeffreyWKramer]

I'm not sure which specific event did it, but at one point he was spouting off about "lesbian cunts" over at YABS.


Yup, I was already directed there by another helpful poster.

Ye gads... the guy was more daft than I thought.

And he went off on Jim, too? Yeesh.

[BoosterBronze]

I'm not sure which specific event did it, but at one point he was spouting off about "lesbian cunts" over at YABS.

Geez, YABS sounds like the place to be.

I think I'M the most distinctive poster, because... because... well shucks, because I never get mentioned on these "what poster... yadda yadda" threads and I'm developing a complex about it.

(sobs hysterically and runs off)

[Fish Sauce]

Cei-U! Cause he does the Cei-U! thing.

[K'Nort]

Cei-U! Cause he does the Cei-U! thing.

Good point. Doc Absurd and Smell for the same reason.

[JerrBear81]

Cei-U! Cause he does the Cei-U! thing.

I second that :)

[Alex]

Alex is only easy to spot because his spelling and grammar are awful.

Although he starts more sentences with capital letters now so it's harder.

Barely anyone uses the font option. Conservatives are evil and they suck! Go Dean! Wooooo!
You'll never get your status as top Bush hater back.
And you will never lose your virginity.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I can usually tell a post by people. The Wrestling guys like Royal , Forefinger , Leslie Lee III and others.

The political guys like Mike Smash , Alex , Wesley Dodds , Samari ect ect.

The smart dudes like Jeffrey W Kramer , Typo-Lad and Howyadion I see debate good things.

[howyadoin]

Geez, YABS sounds like the place to be.Hey, you can't blame the YABS folks for curefreak. Any more than you could blame people here or on the Comics Should Be Good board.

[The Mirrorball Man]

I'm happy to be surrounded by dozens, if not hundreds of fine rhetoricians here, each with their own unique style and razor sharp wit. I would make a list, but most of the names I would include have already been mentioned in this thread.

[Spackling Compound]

Geez, YABS sounds like the place to be.

I think I'M the most distinctive poster, because... because... well shucks, because I never get mentioned on these "what poster... yadda yadda" threads and I'm developing a complex about it.

(sobs hysterically and runs off)

Hey, you actually do have a distinctive style!

The cry-baby-sissy-girly-boy style.

[BoosterBronze]

Hey, you actually do have a distinctive style!

The cry-baby-sissy-girly-boy style.

You sound just like my dad did...

before he ran off...

Wait a sec... is that you dad? We really miss you

[Spackling Compound]

You sound just like my dad did...

before he ran off...

Wait a sec... is that you dad? We really miss you
This ring a bell?

"Shut up and get me a beer."

[Nikita]

Phoenixrising (because her threads are always interesting as far as topic wise...and she doesn't post very often)

Fly on the Wall (for those same reasons)

Howy (duh)

Tom (our former mod)

Forefinger (because he likes big boobs just as much as me)

JeffreyKramer (because he's the only one who can post some of the threads he does and make it a "learning experience" instead of us just talking about sex)

Royal (because he's my special couchboy)

Spike (because he always posts stuff about obscure music in Rita's, and his sharp wit)

PaulMcEnery (because he's the only one on here who will argue with you over something until you are literally curled up into a ball in a corner begging him for mercy) ;)

Solaris (because she talks about her family so much in posts which is cool)

tricksterpup (because he has a wolf in a post at one time or another)

Deathstroke (because he's always talking about that boring game basketball) ;)

Fabian (because well, he's Fabian)

[Smoogis]

Rallura, because it is Rallura.

Yes.

And Po. Because whenever I read a Po'post, I can hear a po'voice.

[Arrjay]

*dope slap*

Yeah, Arrjay too.

I love the color option 'Navy'.

That is all.

[Puma]

And Po. Because whenever I read a Po'post, I can hear a po'voice.

Po whom?



.

[Arrjay]

Yup. Although Arrjay has many followers on X-Cres that immitate his blue font.

True.

They are cultists who began following me after I developed my mid-youth god complex.

[Smoogis]

Po whom?



.

I meant Pol.

Stupid L key.

[Forefinger]

True.

They are cultists who began following me after I developed my mid-youth god complex.
It's cool how you have a cult following. The power!

[Paul McEnery]

I meant Pol.

Stupid L key.
It's too late.

Now you are forever La La in my mind.

[Wesley Dodds]

It's too late.

Now you are forever La La in my mind.

No no Paul, you've got it all wrong.

When someone says Po you're supposed to say:

"You.. called me... and I... am here..."

[Arrjay]

It's cool how you have a cult following. The power!

It was bound to happen eventually.

I was your own personal cultist for a week remember?

As 'Whorefinger' I tried recruiting for you but Tinman wouldn't quit molesting the recruits.

It was phenomenally disturbing.

[Smoogis]

It's too late.

Now you are forever La La in my mind.

I can live with Lala.

They'll probably be my new roommate.

[Dan Apodaca]

And here, I thought a twenty-page hate thread was an indicator that people were paying more attention to me.

How disappointing. I need a gimmick.

[JerrBear81]

Alex is only easy to spot because his spelling and grammar are awful.

Although he starts more sentences with capital letters now so it's harder.

Barely anyone uses the font option. Conservatives are evil and they suck! Go Dean! Wooooo!
Just so you know, you've inspired me to use the font option ;)

[SUPERECWFAN1]

And here, I thought a twenty-page hate thread was an indicator that people were paying more attention to me.

How disappointing. I need a gimmick.


Well my gimmick of insane wrestling and Guns n Roses fanatic is taken. You have any passions you drive people bonkers with at CBR ? Like a fanatic Kevin Federline fan or addicted to starting flame wars ?


;)

[Cody H]

Most distinctive poster? How's about BritneySpearsGuy?

[howyadoin]

Back in the day, it woulda been bipolar-danger-girl.

[Forefinger]

It was bound to happen eventually.

I was your own personal cultist for a week remember?

As 'Whorefinger' I tried recruiting for you but Tinman wouldn't quit molesting the recruits.

It was phenomenally disturbing.
Yes, I've had other immitators as well. It's flattering that my insanity is that catchy. SPOON! can be catchy as well, but since I stole that from The Tick, I can only get a little joy if a poster says that or a variation of it.

Bad TinMan!

SPOON!

[Pinball]

I'll say rick. He always says the darndest things.

[Wesley Dodds]

I'll say howie because it's always one line and he's calling someone a douche.

[phoenixrising]

I know this is going to sound unintentionally antagonistic, but I'd have to say Samurai. There's something to be said for keeping the same color scheme, avatar and general tone that makes my eye immediately go to his posts on a thread. That, and the promise that it will upset me ;)

[TinMan]

As 'Whorefinger' I tried recruiting for you but Tinman wouldn't quit molesting the recruits.

Pfft, what the fuck else are we gonna do with them? If they're joining a cult to follow Forefinger we already know they're phenomanally stupid, the only thing they're good for is a graphic, midnight fondling.

[Forefinger]

Pfft, what the fuck else are we gonna do with them? If they're joining a cult to follow Forefinger we already know they're phenomanally stupid, the only thing they're good for is a graphic, midnight fondling.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[tricksterpup]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/FORE.jpg

[Rabid Trekkie]

I can usually tell posts by Jeff, Solaris, Paul, and Gilda by the second sentence without looking at the name.

[Rabid Trekkie]

I can usually tell posts by Jeff, Solaris, Paul, and Gilda by the second sentence without looking at the name.