In a time when has-been stars enter the world of porn...

[JDogindy]

...we had to find out that Screech from "Saved By The Bell" is involved in something like this. Well, maybe the T-Shirts didn't do well...

Boy, there's something you should never see.

[HomerJay]

...we had to find out that Screech from "Saved By The Bell" is involved in something like this. Well, maybe the T-Shirts didn't do well...

Boy, there's something you should never see.
Wha, huh? I was going to ask for details, but then I decided that I don't really wanna know.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Call me when Eliza Dushku starts doing hardcore European porn.

[HomerJay]

Call me when Eliza Dushku starts doing hardcore European porn.
I've always called for a boycott of Angelina Jolie's movies because she has all the ingredients that make a pornstar:
1) Hot
2) Has Daddy issues
3) Maybe just a dash of legitimate crazy in her mental cocktail

[TheTen-EyedMan]

I've always called for a boycott of Angelina Jolie's movies because she has all the ingredients that make a pornstar:
1) Hot
2) Has Daddy issues
3) Maybe just a dash of legitimate crazy in her mental cocktail

This ones for Ian Gould.


CRIKEY! WATCHING ANGELINA JOLIE IN A PORNO WOULD BE LIKE WATCHING FUNNEL WEB SPIDERS FUCKING

[darkkeeperjr]

...we had to find out that Screech from "Saved By The Bell" is involved in something like this. Well, maybe the T-Shirts didn't do well...

Boy, there's something you should never see.


O.K I 'll bite. What is Screech doing now?

[Dreadstar]

I thought that "Dustin Diamond is a porn star" was a sort of urban legend ala Mikey and pop rocks...

[TheTen-EyedMan]

I thought that "Dustin Diamond is a porn star" was a sort of urban legend ala Mikey and pop rocks...

Same with Ken Osmond (Eddie Haskell) being John Holmes.

[GozertheGozarian]

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/456179p-383834c.html?barf

I did not need to know this.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/456179p-383834c.html?barf

I did not need to know this.

Remember when Elizabeth Berkley was the embarrassing alumnus from that show?

Dirty Sanchez...not cool.

[Charles RB]

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/456179p-383834c.html?barf

I did not need to know this.

Nobody needed to know this.

[borateen]

I thought the Dirty Sanchez was just an urban legend. People actually do that?

[jessecuster3]

I did a Dirty Screech just last night.

[Lone Ranger]

Somebody forward this story to the people of Newfoundland.

It will help them to understand why tourists are suddenly appearing very nervous about the prospects of being 'Screeched in'.

[Grazzt]

Somebody forward this story to the people of Newfoundland.

It will help them to understand why tourists are suddenly appearing very nervous about the prospects of being 'Screeched in'.

You know, I actually know what that involves, and it still doesn't sound like a particularly pleasant experience. :)

[Sean Walsh]

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/456179p-383834c.html?barf

I did not need to know this.

I refuse to click on that link out of principal.

But is that "barf" at the end just a funky URLish coincidence? I hope so... :p

[Deathstroke]

Call me when Eliza Dushku starts doing hardcore European porn.

With Max Hardcore.

[Deathstroke]

I thought the Dirty Sanchez was just an urban legend. People actually do that?

And here I thought I knew every sexual term there is to know. But I have to plead ignorance, I don't know what a Dirty Sanchez is.

[Ontir]

What other has-beens have gone into porn?

...and Screech, I know times are hard, and you're facing the loss of your house; but say it aint so!!!

[Grazzt]

What other has-beens have gone into porn?

There was the younger daughter off of Family Matters.

[colossus34]

And here I thought I knew every sexual term there is to know. But I have to plead ignorance, I don't know what a Dirty Sanchez is.

eeeww...you really don't want to know. That's how gross it is. Let just say it invovles feces...ewww...

[Mike Smash!]

And here I thought I knew every sexual term there is to know. But I have to plead ignorance, I don't know what a Dirty Sanchez is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_sanchez

[Deathstroke]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_sanchez

Thank you for the link but since the post above yours gave me a clue, I'm not going to click it. That's just NASTY.

[Mike Smash!]

Thank you for the link but since the post above yours gave me a clue, I'm not going to click it. That's just NASTY.

Fair enough. I know you clicked it anyways, however. Thankfully nobody on wikipedia was foul enough to post a picture in its entry.

[hoffmandu]

Screech DS'd somebody? Yeeeessshhh.

[JerrBear81]

This just proves that geeks are kinky, but not in a good way unfrotunately.

[Suzanne]

Thank you for the link but since the post above yours gave me a clue, I'm not going to click it. That's just NASTY.All I'm gonna say is it gets much worse if you follow another link on that Wiki article :eek: Since you're not, it's just as well.

[Deathstroke]

Fair enough. I know you clicked it anyways, however. Thankfully nobody on wikipedia was foul enough to post a picture in its entry.

Sorry to disappoint you MS, but I really didn't click the link.

[thehod]

What other has-beens have gone into porn?

Didn't whatsherface off of Different Strokes end up doing porn movies?

Shoulda seen it coming really, staring in a programme called Different Strokes.

[Ontir]

Dana Plato did one film, a few years before her death by O.D. which I know featured a lesbian scene, but I'm not sure if it was hard, or soft-core.

Stroke,

Don't click the link, it IS THAT NASTY, and that's coming from someone who likes some of the kinkier stuff!

[StoneGold]

There is a question as to whether or not this counts as porn. I mean, celebrity sex tapes are at least in theory not originally were meant to be public.

[Deathstroke]

Dana Plato did one film, a few years before her death by O.D. which I know featured a lesbian scene, but I'm not sure if it was hard, or soft-core.

Stroke,

Don't click the link, it IS THAT NASTY, and that's coming from someone who likes some of the kinkier stuff!

I don't mind some of the kinkier stuff, but that particular little fetish is simply nasty.

By the way, the Dana Plato lesbian scene was only softcore.

[Joe Rice]

What's so nasty about a poostache? I thought CBR was the all-sex-all-the-time nerdboard. So ogling young celebrities is OK but poostaches are not? Gotta remember this.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

What's so nasty about a poostache? I thought CBR was the all-sex-all-the-time nerdboard. So ogling young celebrities is OK but poostaches are not? Gotta remember this.

I am running out of space in my sig Joe.

[Guapo Méndez]

I'm sorry, but "sex tape" and "screech" should not mix.

In fact, "screech" in "sex tape" makes me not want to see it. Ever. The title of the tape adds a superfluous nail to the already shut, welded, concrete sealed, tied with chains, sent to the Containment Unit and then shoved to the Negative zone coffin.

[hoffmandu]

What's so nasty about a poostache? I thought CBR was the all-sex-all-the-time nerdboard. So ogling young celebrities is OK but poostaches are not? Gotta remember this.

Couldn't have said it better myself. LOL.

[jessecuster3]

From what I am hearing, it's actually a publicity stunt. The production values were "too good".

Its also suspect whether he paid the girls or not.

[hoffmandu]

From what I am hearing, it's actually a publicity stunt. The production values were "too good".

Its also suspect whether he paid the girls or not.

Wiping your own s^%t on somebodys face for PR? GENIUS!

[DonC]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_sanchez


Pardon the bad pun but, people get off on that? :eek:


Anyway, I also heard this was fake. Screech released it himself to get publicity.

[Lurch]

This actually doesn't surprise me. The dude is desperate for money and for awhile he had a band together and the drummer was some famous porn guy. (I wouldn't know who, because of course I don't watch porn.)

[Rez Steaua]

http://media.collegehumor.com/ch6/8/5/collegehumor.c292b128138ee016f0716fc58ea042fb.jpg

Sorry guys I couldn't resist!:D BTW: It's chocolate

[hoffmandu]

http://media.collegehumor.com/ch6/8/5/collegehumor.c292b128138ee016f0716fc58ea042fb.jpg

Sorry guys I couldn't resist!:D BTW: It's chocolate

Looks more like a Dirty Burt Reynolds. Dirty Bandit?

[Magneto_X]

http://media.collegehumor.com/ch6/8/5/collegehumor.c292b128138ee016f0716fc58ea042fb.jpg

Sorry guys I couldn't resist!:D BTW: It's chocolate

Nothing can make Amanda Bynes unsexy in my book.

[Magneto_X]

(I wouldn't know who, because of course I don't watch porn.)

Yeah, right Lurch. ;)

[Gargus]

I thought the Dirty Sanchez was just an urban legend. People actually do that?

Oh yes. Thats nothing to, Ive seen (to quote ghostbusters) shit that would turn you white.

I still like cartmans hitler better.

They were talking about this on bob and tom this morning and said it was extremely graphic to say the least and that turds were involved. Needless to say bob and tom torn it apart and I was laughing my ass off.

[Gargus]

Looks more like a Dirty Burt Reynolds. Dirty Bandit?

Actually made me think "dirty sam elliot".

[Lurch]

I just heard Sam Elliots voice in my head saying filthy things. Make it stop!

[Grazzt]

I just heard Sam Elliots voice in my head saying filthy things. Make it stop!

I'm not sure, but can't Jeffrey prescribe things that make unwanted voices in your head stop talking?

[DennyK]

Dirty Sanchez, Dirty Forefinger, it's all the same.

[Nikita]

LOL. You know, the fact that he was in bed with two girls was pretty hot and cool as hell....until I read about the Dirty Sanchez part. Ugh. Now, I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of the week.

[JeffreyWKramer]

LOL. You know, the fact that he was in bed with two girls was pretty hot and cool as hell.


That part would be still be a lot more hot if it was with some guy other than Screech.

[Grazzt]

That part would be still be a lot more hot if it was with some guy other than Screech.

The article does say he's been working out, but I suppose that probably would only make it even more creepy. Like those 'roided out pictures of Carrot Top.

[JeffreyWKramer]

The article does say he's been working out, but I suppose that probably would only make it even more creepy. Like those 'roided out pictures of Carrot Top.


He could be Mr. Olympia and he'd still be Screech, which still puts him about 30 degrees of ick behind Ron Jeremy, and thus about 50 behind a normal person.

[Paul McEnery]

The article does say he's been working out, but I suppose that probably would only make it even more creepy. Like those 'roided out pictures of Carrot Top.
By 'roided out, you mean haemorrhoids, right?

[Paul McEnery]

He could be Mr. Olympia and he'd still be Screech, which still puts him about 30 degrees of ick behind Ron Jeremy, and thus about 50 behind a normal person.
And you, what are you doing posting here when you should be starting the World of Porn Theme Park? :D

[Grazzt]

By 'roided out, you mean haemorrhoids, right?

Sadly, no. I'd post pictures, but they creep me out far too much.


He could be Mr. Olympia and he'd still be Screech, which still puts him about 30 degrees of ick behind Ron Jeremy, and thus about 50 behind a normal person.

I actually find Ron Jeremy more disgusting than Screech, but I have a special aversion to hairy, overweight men (despite, or perhaps because of, being one myself).

[Deathstroke]

That part would be still be a lot more hot if it was with some guy other than Screech.

If you take out the crap thing and somehow made one of the women Lark Voorhies, you'd have Saved By The Bell: The Porno Years.

[Deathstroke]

I actually find Ron Jeremy more disgusting than Screech, but I have a special aversion to hairy, overweight men (despite, or perhaps because of, being one myself).

Hey don't be knocking Ron Jeremy. The guy has nailed almost every 18 year old newcomer to porn for 25 years. How many people wouldn't like that as a tombstone?

[Grazzt]

Hey don't be knocking Ron Jeremy. The guy has nailed almost every 18 year old newcomer to porn for 25 years. How many people wouldn't like that as a tombstone?

I'm not dissing his accomplishments. I know he's a very accomplished porn star. However, as a person who in general finds men sexually attractive, I find Ron disgusting.

[Deathstroke]

I'm not dissing his accomplishments. I know he's a very accomplished porn star. However, as a person who in general finds men sexually attractive, I find Ron disgusting.

Ahh okay, gotcha!

[JeffreyWKramer]

I'm not dissing his accomplishments. I know he's a very accomplished porn star. However, as a person who in general finds men sexually attractive, I find Ron disgusting.

But he has a great sense of humor and a sparkling personality!

[Grazzt]

But he has a great sense of humor and a sparkling personality!

I'm sure Dustin Diamond does, too, and that doesn't stop you from rating him as worse than Ron Jeremy.

[JeffreyWKramer]

I'm sure Dustin Diamond does, too, and that doesn't stop you from rating him as worse than Ron Jeremy.

I've never seen any evidence of that, though, while Ron is funny as hell in interviews.

[Grazzt]

I've never seen any evidence of that, though, while Ron is funny as hell in interviews.

I also hear he was pretty decent on The Surreal Life, though I missed that season.

Still, he's a porn star, so I don't feel bad judging him solely on aesthetics.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Still, he's a porn star, so I don't feel bad judging him solely on aesthetics.

Can't argue with you there.

My wife has the theory that Ron is sort of an initiation thing for new porn starlets.

Porn Producer: "Okay, before you get star billing and better pay, you have to do a scene with Ron."

Porn-Star-to-Be: "Please, can't I just do a double-fisting? Or another donkey show?"

[Lex]

They were talking about this on bob and tom this morning and said it was extremely graphic to say the least and that turds were involved. Needless to say bob and tom torn it apart and I was laughing my ass off.I heard about this on Bob and Tom too. And once I heard about it, I wanted to jab a pencil in my ear to get that information out of my brain. Though I agree, it was pretty funny.