Predict the IC Christmas special!

[RabidWolfe]

Over at this blog, (http://comiccoverage.typepad.com/comic_coverage/2006/09/merry_christmas.html) I found the following predictions of stories that might appear in the Infinite Crisis Christmas special (slated to arrive in stores in December):

Superboy Prime punches the walls of reality until he gets the Christmas gifts he wanted!

Alex Luthor and Superboy Prime's gift exchange?

Superman delivers presents to alternate worlds just before they explode?

Because Magic is dying Santa can't deliver presents and so Wonder Woman steps in for him, only to find no one wants presents from a murderer?

Donna Troy tries to tell a Christmas story but confuses everyone when she keeps confusing the Earth 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/S/513 versions of the story?


What else might there be? I'm thinking we can come up with more than that.

My idea:

A ver special OMAC Christmas: Santa Claus comes down the chimney, to find a boy waiting for him. Unfortunately for Santa, the boy is a stealth OMAC, and the eye in the sky has decided Santa is a threat. Rudolf and Blitzen valiantly sacrifice their lives to save Santa.

[Bloody Thumb]

Sadly, Rudolphs and Blitzens Sacrifice turns out to be in vain. As Santa Flees, the Specter shows up. In an attempt to purge all Magic from the world, He KILLS Santa and all of the remaining Eight Tiny Reindeer. He then proceedes to the north pole only to find Black Alice has stolen Mrs Clauses powers, and baked the Specter some Ginger Bread cookies.


Hmmm. Cookies. Specter Happy.

[StrikeForce Albert]

If Santa is alive it looks like Lobo didn't finish the job

[Jack Zodiac]

Santa decrees that all Naughty children must register with the government to become Nice children after a fatal egging at the North Pole takes the lives of several hundred elves. In the aftermath, side are chosen and lines are drawn as Naughty children and Nice children fight ridiculously bloody and unnecessary battles in the streets...

...wait a tick. Wrong company.

[Bat-Mite]

Santa brings the gift of rape! L-Ron dies. L-Ron gets replaced by a lipstick hermaphrodite robot. The internet breaks in quarters.

[RabidWolfe]

Superboy Prime punches the wall of reality and changes the birth of Christ to April. People become confused when they celebrate Easter and Christmas at the same time and the economy collapses.

[The Shadow]

Bruce gives Jason Todd a present.

Jason opens the present.

In it there is a gun with a note "You KNOW you shouldn't be back."

Third last panel is Jason loading the gun... second last is a sillouette of the gun pointed at Jason... last panel is a lumped body with NO ROOM FOR DOUBT that Jason is indeed dead!

Gross I know... but it would make me happy!

[Sean Walsh]

The giant pile of heroes and villains fighting from VILLAINS UNITED SPECIAL travels around the world and spreads Christmas joy to all:

They mass on Baghdad and leave it a crater in their wake.

They mass on the US Congress and leave all the bickering politicians bloodied and broken and the people of America dancing in the streets...

They mass on Charlie Brown's little Christmas tree and turn it into a dazzling spectacular display and leave Snoopy's doghouse a forgotten darkened shape in the background...

[titanfan]

Santa Claus discovers that the Easter Bunny is evil and then dies because no one believes him. He is replaced in the same issue by a new younger, minority, gay, and disabled character!

[Nintendite]

A boy finds out that Santa had Zatanna mindwipe him after he complained that Santa gave him a bad gift. The boy then proceeds to turn the residents of his town into OMACs and has them track the activities of all the Holiday characters around the world.

[Bloody Thumb]

Power Girl to Super Boy Prime: "OUt of all the Super boy Primes, Your the Superboy Primest."


then Detective Chimp begins to dance around the christmas tree while the Question plays the piano.

[J. Robb]

Dan Didio is visited by three ghosts- the Ghost of Boomer Nostalgia, the Ghost of Cross-Promotional Hype, and the eerie Ghost of Pointless Death. They all tell him he's doing a great job.

[Kid Kyoto]

Dan Didio is visited by three ghosts- the Ghost of Boomer Nostalgia, the Ghost of Cross-Promotional Hype, and the eerie Ghost of Pointless Death. They all tell him he's doing a great job.

I think it's the ghost of gen x nostalgia but yeah. You got it.

[The Shadow]

Dan Didio is visited by three ghosts- the Ghost of Boomer Nostalgia, the Ghost of Cross-Promotional Hype, and the eerie Ghost of Pointless Death. They all tell him he's doing a great job.
hehehe :D

Awesome post!

[Agentum]

I think somebody dies and sombody gets crazy.
Maybe they tries to exchange an old well known hero with a younger version that sucks.

I have not very high expectations of DC.

[Kara Zor El]

Maybe it turns out that one other Earth besides New Earth survived the Crisis.
Earth 25/12/06 or Earth 12/25/06 depending where your from. And seeing as irt's an American Comic. then it will be Earth 12/25/06.
On Earth 12/25/06 it is Christmas everyday. And Supersanta, Little Helper Prime and Alexander Tinsel have been watching New Earth closely and keenly through their toy binoculars and decided the reason why Carol Lane is dieing is because New Earth is only Christmasy for a short period of the year. So Little Helper Prime wiggles his pointy ears and punches great big holes through the wrapping paper between worlds and not only does this mean you actually now get what you want for every Christmas past and to come but you also get to kiss who you want under the mistletoe. Not happy with that, Alexander Tinsel erects a huge Christmas tree, complete with powerful baubles and flashing lights, which morphs New Earth into a giant Christmas present that Little Helper Prime being impatient and curious, as all children are before the big day; shakes to see if he can guess what's inside, thus breaking the contents and killing everybody. Except Superman, who now teams up with Supersanta, who chase Little Helper Prime, who has just threatened to fly through the center of the Cosmic Turkey and thus reboot the entire Universe. But they manage to capture him in a huge stocking and imprison him inside a plumb within a giant Christmas Pudding. Plumbs are Little Helper Primes only weakness. He can't get enough of them
And so ends the IC Christmas special. With Little Helper Prime burning the Star of Bethlehem on his chest and ranting. "I'll eat seconds. I always have room for seconds!" Whilst pulling a giant cracker which blows up time and spoils Christmas.

[RabidWolfe]

Dan Didio is visited by three ghosts- the Ghost of Boomer Nostalgia, the Ghost of Cross-Promotional Hype, and the eerie Ghost of Pointless Death. They all tell him he's doing a great job.


My favorite entry so far!