What comics characters would blurt out mid-coitus

[The Xenos]

I'm stealing this idea posted on another forum I go on. Dunno if it's too racy, but for some reason I think YABSers will love it.

The theme is, what comic and cartoon character yell out mid-coitus.


ITT, things /co/'s favorite characters would blurt out mid-coitus.
Captain America just starts singing the Stars and Stripes Forever when he begins thrusting. Soft at first, then louder and louder. Bellowing out the last bars during his climax.
Pic sorta related.

Some comments:

Anonymous
"in before Juggernaut. And Goddamn Batman."

suomynonA
"DOOM would scream out "RIIIICHARDSS!" It would be awkward as HELL."

Lister Sage
"On a good day Dirk aAnger would shout "For H.A.T.E.!""

Anonymous
The Thing would probably not be able to resist blurting out "ITS CLOBBERING TIME" as he hits orgasm.
Anonymous
Not if he's pounding Sue's cooter.
Anonymous
IT'S IMPREGNATING TIME
Anonymous
He says that right before Donkey Punching The blind bitch.

(I know that was terrible and mysoginistic. *snicker* Yes. We shouldn't laugh at that. Heh. Eh.)

Anonymous
Mary Jane always wonders where does that "TWHIP" sound comes from.

Anonymous
Shazam! OH F--- SORRY

Anonymous
Posted a pic of Powerpuff Girl Bubbles crying and said "I... I'm going to hell aren't I?"

Anonymous then replied
You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. One reserved for child molestors, and people who talk at the theatre.

Anonymous
Posted a pic of Gordon Freeman with the words, "..." (I guess Alyx likes the stong stilent type.)

Anonymous
Smurf yeah... Smurf me in the Smurfhole! Oh God Im gonna Smurf all over your face, bitch! La-la-lala-la-la...


I'm also reminded of The Pro by Ennis and Connor. The Saint yelling out something like, "Move, your head!"

Anyone else?

[Kyuubi]

YOU THINK THIS A ON MY HEAD STANDS FOR FRANCE!? IT STANDS FOR AN-






Also, stay out of /b/.

[Cam63]

Green Arrow: " TWAN-N-N-NG ! "

Captain America: " OOOOOOHHHHHH, say can you seeee... "

Black Canary: " Chirpy, chirpy CHEEP CHEEP ! "

[thehod]

I can only assume Superman would be "Up Up and Away"

[Cam63]

But of course !

[ChthonicSpirit]

Sometimes it would depend on the partner involved.

If it were Huntress and Batman, she could be relied upon to yell "Daddy!"

If it were Black Canary and Oracle, Dinah might shout "In your FACE Ollie!"

Now, a few general ones . . .

Shiva wouldn't say much, except to give instructions on proper technique. And, like any good trainer, she might correct poor form by delivering a swift punch to any body part what wasn't being used satisfactorily.

Catman wouldn't say anything, but I would expect a "RARRAWLLGL!"

Cheshire wouldn't say anything - She would just disappear leaving nothing but her smile at the moment of orgasm. That or she might kill you.

The Midnighter - "I've seen this happen in my head a million times. I know everything you'll try to do, and I'm ready. This will only end one way".

[Indivisible]

"Helloo Pulitzer."
"I wish you wouldn't call it that Lois."

[Red Jack]

"Helloo Pulitzer."
"I wish you wouldn't call it that Lois."

___
Gold.

[howyadoin]

Suffering Sappho!

[Noah Johnson]

"The madder Hulk gets, the harder Hulk gets! RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH! ...Oh, hi, I'm, uh... I'm Bruce. Nice to, uh, meet you, I guess."

[Cam63]

"Helloo Pulitzer."
"I wish you wouldn't call it that Lois."

LOL !
.......

[hellokittykat]

'You know, faster than a speeding bullet isn't always a good thing Clark!'

[YoGo]

I could imagine the Canary Cry going wild and Ollie and a good part of the bedroom being demolished.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Spidey would say "Swallow my webs baby"

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"Nhoj, er'uoy desoppus ot yal ereht dna ekoms sdrawretfa!"

[Ogdred]

"Did I err?"

[Azrael52]

Batman: I am vengeance!
Superman: Sorry I broke your spine.
Clown from SS: Terribly sorry. Oh, dreadful mishap, I'm afraid.
Dr. Psycho: Do you have a little psycho in you? Would you like to have?
Mad Hatter: Let's play find the teamouse!
Joker, prior to an orgy: Wait'll they get a load of me.
Joker, while watching Batman and Catwoman "go at it": Where does he get those wonderful toys.
Batman having sex with Joker: Tell me something Joker, ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Superboy Prime: This wasn't supposed to happen! You're ruining me!
Creote: Savant!
Savant: I don't remember, have I already went?
Aquaman: Something smells fishy.
Darkseid: Bow before the almighty Darkseid. Now while you're down there . . .
Green Arrow: Bullseye!
Two Face: I think I'm about to go *Flips Coin* hnh, guess not.
Scarecrow: Can I spray my gas in your face?
Poison Ivy: I hope you brought some pesticide.
Green Lantern (Kyle): I could sure use some head *opens the refridgerator*

[Azrael52]

Oracle: "Don't cry, Dick, I can't feel anything down there, honest."
Superboy Prime: I wanted a brunette, not a blonde! *punch* *punch* Ah, much better.

[Sabrinaset]

Scarlet Witch: "No more fake orgasms!"
Quicksilver: "Wanda...Wanda...!"
Hal Jordan: "HAL JORDAN!!!" *punches out partner*
Tony Stark: "Wanna see MY SuperHuman Registration Act?"
YoGo: "Gail Simone shot me!"

[Kyuubi]

Siryn: OH GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

*World explodes*

[ChthonicSpirit]

[QUOTE=Azrael52]Creote: Savant![QUOTE]

LOL at the thought of him saying this while doing Zinda.

[Noah Johnson]

Black Bolt: Mmm, nice.
*world explodes*

[Kyuubi]

Black Bolt: Mmm, nice.
*world explodes*



I am willing to admit when I have been one uped.



Good show sir.

[Metronome35]

I saw someone else post this on another board.

"Bizarro going! BIZARRO GOING! Ugh... You horrible lay. Bizarro quit smoking cigarettes then Bizarro stay awake."

[ChthonicSpirit]

The Bizarro one was fantastic.

Captain Nazi: "Jawohl Mein Fuehrer!"

[DungeonmasterJim]

Oracle: "Don't cry, Dick, I can't feel anything down there, honest."

That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

Thanks!

DM Jim

[the4thpip]

Hulk squirt!

[hellokittykat]

Oh Bruce!
Oh Robin-I mean Talia!

[Samurai]

"Holy child abuse, Batman! Don't make me slide down the batpole again... {shudder}"

"Shut up or I'll trade you in for another eager young ward..."

[Jerry Kraut]

"Damn i'm the fastest man alive!"

[Cam63]

You all funny. :)

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Joker and Batman end up in a compromising situation.

"Never rub another man's rhurbarb!"

[Tobias March]

Flash '!'

Wolverine 'But baby I'm the best there is at what I do. I swear that's never happened before..'

Aaron Stack 'I have many useful parts fleshy one'

Granny Goodness 'Come to Granny!'

[Captain_Video]

Namor "IMPERIOUS REX "

[Azrael52]

Batman and Superman going at in . . .
Batman: "The last time you ever inspired anyone was when you were dead."

(Apparently, Supes is into humiliation).

[YoGo]

By the power of Grayskull!

I am HE-MAN!

[YoGo]

Mmmm...yes...eat grundy....mmm.

[ChthonicSpirit]

Namor "IMPERIOUS REX "

I believe you mean "IMPERIOUS SEX!"

[Cam63]

Hulk: " HULK SMASH !!!... whoops... Sorry, nice lady... "

[The Xenos]

Scarlet Witch:"No more... coming inside me, dammit!"

Mr Fantastic: "Hmmm... interesting.." (Is it any wonder that Sue prefers fish sticks?)

Also, does anyone else want to hear Huntress talk dirty in Italian?

[Cam63]

Also, does anyone else want to hear Huntress talk dirty in Italian?

Ooooh ! Me ! Me ! Me !

[Jeff Brady]

I could imagine the Canary Cry going wild and Ollie and a good part of the bedroom being demolished.

It'd be the last thing Ollie'd hear for a while.