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Zack
09-26-2006, 08:35 PM
From the 1984 instructional video STRONG KIDS, SAFE KIDS, starring Henry Winkler (as both himself and the Fonz), comes a song called "Down There in Front," wherein a 40ish man in overalls sings a song about private parts on a mini guitar.

http://www.goodiebag.tv/odds/proper_words_song.htm

This is the most disturbing part of the video, after the bit where Papa Smurf gives the other Smurfs advice on what to do if someone touches you inappropriately. As if Gargamel wasn't disturbing enough.

There is nothing actually explicit in this, and the video is intended as educational, but it probably shouldn't be played out loud at work.

Dark Galaxy
09-26-2006, 09:35 PM
I literally almost choked to death on a Pepsi when he started singing about vulvas.

The Xenos
09-26-2006, 11:46 PM
What.. what the hell? Isn't this the crap parents are supposed to teach their kids, not some video you buy at the store. Geez.

Cam63
09-27-2006, 04:10 AM
Nay ! Yon playground is where all young'uns learn the facts of life.