Should Gail Be Hit With Sticks?

[Gail Simone]

I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail

[tangentman]

Gail, do you think we should hit Gail with sticks?

I don't know, Gail...surely Gail hasn't been THAT out of control?

[MacQuarrie]

Sticks? Naw. We could pelt her with wilted broccoli, but hitting with sticks seems a little harsh.

[tangentman]

What about hurling crab rangoon at her?

[Cam63]

Violence begets violence... Or violins

...I forget.

[MacQuarrie]

Yogurt. We should throw yogurt at her.

[Sheldon]

what size stick?

[tangentman]

Forget the throwing, I say we shove Gail's face into a fried Snicker pie.

[Kyuubi]

Violence begets violence... Or violins

...I forget.



I agree with Cam, we should hit Gail with violins.

[Ninja Kris]

Hm. Throw Ms. Simone into the river Styx.

Kristin

[Bob Violence]

Violence begets violence... Or violins

...I forget.
You rang?
I would not beget violins, that would beget sax.

[Larry Dixon]

Hitting with sticks would only prove power. It would not prove authority.

I'm in favor of uppity.

[Cam63]

Uppity might work.

Now, where does one procure an uppity stick ?

[curefreak]

I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail
gail simone should be burned at the stake.

[Kevinroc]

We should only hit Gail with sticks if she stops writing comics. We need comics to come out on time.

[Chanelling editorial] Keep writing, dammit![/editorial]

[MacQuarrie]

It's only obvious....

PIE.

We should hit her with pies!

[Cam63]

Custard or whipped cream ?

How about a nice lemon meringue ?

[Dr Ray Palmer]

I say we hit Gail with Pixy Stix. That'll take her down a peg!

[steeler80]

I think a good caning for insolence would be more in order.

[Gilda Dent]

Play "Come Sail Away" by Styx on endless loop. That'll take her down a peg or two. I mean, sure, it's entertaining the first nine or ten hours, but by day two it does tend to start getting a littl tiresome.

Gilda

[heystacy]

Custard or whipped cream ?

How about a nice lemon meringue ?


Whipped cream.

[Constantine Drakon]

She must be hit with Styx. The band.

[TomStillwell]

I think we should hit her with Six, the obnoxious best friend from Blossom.

[heystacy]

I think we should hit her with Six, the obnoxious best friend from Blossom.


Do we hate Gail that much? ;)

[Jeff Brady]

Sticks? Naw. We could pelt her with wilted broccoli, but hitting with sticks seems a little harsh.

That seems horribly unfair to the broccoli.

Wilted or mushy celery would be more appropriate.

Celery is evil.

[Noah Johnson]

I think hitting her with sticks is entirely appropriate.
http://www.archivist.f2s.com/cpa/catalog/canes1.JPG
These count as sticks by any definition I'm aware of...

[TomStillwell]

I think we should all be aware of something. I just got off the phone with Mark Waid. Gail's got a stick fetish. Waid is incapable of lying. He told me so.

This is all just her cunning ploy to be stickified. Destardly.

[Arawn]

I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail


Only if she stops writing Gen13...Then we can hit her.

[Azrael52]

How about Sticks and Stones? They will break her bones. But, words will never hurt her.

[Larry Dixon]

foont!!!!!

[Beacon]

I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail

Will candy come out if we do?

[berk]

I agree with Cam, we should hit Gail with violins.A violin is a kind of stick. A very fancy, elaborately carved stick, with strings attached.

[Beacon]

I agree with Cam, we should hit Gail with violins.

Don't do that. Violens is never the answer.

[d newton]

Now, where does one procure an uppity stick?
I didn't know sticks could get uppity! :p

[OzBat!]

How about a nice lemon meringue ?You harangue with meringue? how gauche!

[Michael P]

What about Pixie Sticks? Can we hit her with those?

[heystacy]

What about hitting Gail with celery stalks? That'll take her down.

[Sharpandpointies]

what size stick?

Use the rule of thumb. :( Bleah.

For myself, my wrists are crap. I don't hit people with sticks anymore (one reason why my wrists are crap). So I'm not going to be part of the stickhitting.

[Shades0077]

Should this Gail be hit with sticks?
Should this Gail be hit with bricks?
Second little pig had a house of sticks,
Does this Gail listen to Stevie Nix?

Should this Gail be shot with a gun?
Because this Gail is on the run?
Second ammendment, I can own a gun,
Gail shot YoGo, that was fun!

Should this Gail be pelted with fish?
And would that make a delicious dish?
Sea lions eat 50 pounds of fish,
More Agent X, that's my wish!

[Don Blanco]

I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail

Uppity is a canable offense in Singapore, but here, ya just get a good talking to, missy!

[Cam63]

Should this Gail be hit with sticks?
Should this Gail be hit with bricks?
Second little pig had a house of sticks,
Does this Gail listen to Stevie Nix?

Should this Gail be shot with a gun?
Because this Gail is on the run?
Second ammendment, I can own a gun,
Gail shot YoGo, that was fun!

Should this Gail be pelted with fish?
And would that make a delicious dish?
Sea lions eat 50 pounds of fish,
More Agent X, that's my wish!

So you think fish is the way ?

[Cam63]

A violin is a kind of stick. A very fancy, elaborately carved stick, with strings attached.

No strings attached ! Just esquisitely carved hollowed out wood instrument that makes a lovely sound when it breaks.

[Citizen V]

I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail

Perhaps,heaven knows what`s being said about her behind her back...

[Shades0077]

So you think fish is the way ?
Either fish or a sock full of oranges.

[deedoo]

we should each just give her a light spanking.


I'll get the pudding:evilsmile

[Night Swordsman]

If we hit her with sticks..would that make her stuck up? :rolleyes:

I wanted to leave on a pun.

[Larry Dixon]

I want to protect Gail from being hit with sticks, because I want to see just how far she'll go.

[Cam63]

She goes down to the corner, has a look around, sniffs the air and then scampers back to her den.

[MacQuarrie]

So you think fish is the way ?
What about fish sticks?

[Ogdred]

I am shocked by this thread. Violence against women is no laughing matter. Plus, I think we should bake her into a pie. A rhubarb pie.

[heystacy]

I am shocked by this thread. Violence against women is no laughing matter. Plus, I think we should bake her into a pie. A rhubarb pie.

What about humble pie? ;)

[GozertheGozarian]

Torment by bad schticks.

[Ogdred]

What about humble pie? ;)

Sure, if we can find one big enough.

[FantomasPR]

Didio and Quesada should be hit with sticks until they agree to let Gail and Dan Slott write She-BOP.