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Gail Simone
09-25-2006, 05:02 PM
I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail

tangentman
09-25-2006, 05:09 PM
Gail, do you think we should hit Gail with sticks?

I don't know, Gail...surely Gail hasn't been THAT out of control?

MacQuarrie
09-25-2006, 05:12 PM
Sticks? Naw. We could pelt her with wilted broccoli, but hitting with sticks seems a little harsh.

tangentman
09-25-2006, 05:13 PM
What about hurling crab rangoon at her?

Cam63
09-25-2006, 05:16 PM
Violence begets violence... Or violins

...I forget.

MacQuarrie
09-25-2006, 05:18 PM
Yogurt. We should throw yogurt at her.

Sheldon
09-25-2006, 05:20 PM
what size stick?

tangentman
09-25-2006, 05:21 PM
Forget the throwing, I say we shove Gail's face into a fried Snicker pie.

Kyuubi
09-25-2006, 05:29 PM
Violence begets violence... Or violins

...I forget.



I agree with Cam, we should hit Gail with violins.

Ninja Kris
09-25-2006, 05:35 PM
Hm. Throw Ms. Simone into the river Styx.

Kristin

Bob Violence
09-25-2006, 05:38 PM
Violence begets violence... Or violins

...I forget.
You rang?
I would not beget violins, that would beget sax.

Larry Dixon
09-25-2006, 05:38 PM
Hitting with sticks would only prove power. It would not prove authority.

I'm in favor of uppity.

Cam63
09-25-2006, 05:41 PM
Uppity might work.

Now, where does one procure an uppity stick ?

curefreak
09-25-2006, 05:50 PM
I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail
gail simone should be burned at the stake.

Kevinroc
09-25-2006, 05:50 PM
We should only hit Gail with sticks if she stops writing comics. We need comics to come out on time.

[Chanelling editorial] Keep writing, dammit![/editorial]

MacQuarrie
09-25-2006, 06:00 PM
It's only obvious....

PIE.

We should hit her with pies!

Cam63
09-25-2006, 06:04 PM
Custard or whipped cream ?

How about a nice lemon meringue ?

Dr Ray Palmer
09-25-2006, 06:25 PM
I say we hit Gail with Pixy Stix. That'll take her down a peg!

steeler80
09-25-2006, 06:35 PM
I think a good caning for insolence would be more in order.

Gilda Dent
09-25-2006, 06:39 PM
Play "Come Sail Away" by Styx on endless loop. That'll take her down a peg or two. I mean, sure, it's entertaining the first nine or ten hours, but by day two it does tend to start getting a littl tiresome.

Gilda

heystacy
09-25-2006, 06:46 PM
Custard or whipped cream ?

How about a nice lemon meringue ?


Whipped cream.

Constantine Drakon
09-25-2006, 06:55 PM
She must be hit with Styx. The band.

TomStillwell
09-25-2006, 07:05 PM
I think we should hit her with Six, the obnoxious best friend from Blossom.

heystacy
09-25-2006, 07:08 PM
I think we should hit her with Six, the obnoxious best friend from Blossom.


Do we hate Gail that much? ;)

Jeff Brady
09-25-2006, 07:58 PM
Sticks? Naw. We could pelt her with wilted broccoli, but hitting with sticks seems a little harsh.

That seems horribly unfair to the broccoli.

Wilted or mushy celery would be more appropriate.

Celery is evil.

Noah Johnson
09-25-2006, 08:06 PM
I think hitting her with sticks is entirely appropriate.
http://www.archivist.f2s.com/cpa/catalog/canes1.JPG
These count as sticks by any definition I'm aware of...

TomStillwell
09-25-2006, 08:19 PM
I think we should all be aware of something. I just got off the phone with Mark Waid. Gail's got a stick fetish. Waid is incapable of lying. He told me so.

This is all just her cunning ploy to be stickified. Destardly.

Arawn
09-25-2006, 08:22 PM
I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail


Only if she stops writing Gen13...Then we can hit her.

Azrael52
09-25-2006, 08:35 PM
How about Sticks and Stones? They will break her bones. But, words will never hurt her.

Larry Dixon
09-25-2006, 09:08 PM
foont!!!!!

Beacon
09-25-2006, 09:31 PM
I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail

Will candy come out if we do?

berk
09-25-2006, 09:35 PM
I agree with Cam, we should hit Gail with violins.A violin is a kind of stick. A very fancy, elaborately carved stick, with strings attached.

Beacon
09-25-2006, 09:43 PM
I agree with Cam, we should hit Gail with violins.

Don't do that. Violens is never the answer.

d newton
09-26-2006, 04:41 AM
Now, where does one procure an uppity stick?
I didn't know sticks could get uppity! :p

OzBat!
09-26-2006, 05:59 AM
How about a nice lemon meringue ?You harangue with meringue? how gauche!

Michael P
09-26-2006, 08:54 AM
What about Pixie Sticks? Can we hit her with those?

heystacy
09-26-2006, 08:56 AM
What about hitting Gail with celery stalks? That'll take her down.

Sharpandpointies
09-26-2006, 09:06 AM
what size stick?

Use the rule of thumb. :( Bleah.

For myself, my wrists are crap. I don't hit people with sticks anymore (one reason why my wrists are crap). So I'm not going to be part of the stickhitting.

Shades0077
09-26-2006, 09:23 AM
Should this Gail be hit with sticks?
Should this Gail be hit with bricks?
Second little pig had a house of sticks,
Does this Gail listen to Stevie Nix?

Should this Gail be shot with a gun?
Because this Gail is on the run?
Second ammendment, I can own a gun,
Gail shot YoGo, that was fun!

Should this Gail be pelted with fish?
And would that make a delicious dish?
Sea lions eat 50 pounds of fish,
More Agent X, that's my wish!

Don Blanco
09-26-2006, 04:51 PM
I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail

Uppity is a canable offense in Singapore, but here, ya just get a good talking to, missy!

Cam63
09-26-2006, 04:57 PM
Should this Gail be hit with sticks?
Should this Gail be hit with bricks?
Second little pig had a house of sticks,
Does this Gail listen to Stevie Nix?

Should this Gail be shot with a gun?
Because this Gail is on the run?
Second ammendment, I can own a gun,
Gail shot YoGo, that was fun!

Should this Gail be pelted with fish?
And would that make a delicious dish?
Sea lions eat 50 pounds of fish,
More Agent X, that's my wish!

So you think fish is the way ?

Cam63
09-26-2006, 05:00 PM
A violin is a kind of stick. A very fancy, elaborately carved stick, with strings attached.

No strings attached ! Just esquisitely carved hollowed out wood instrument that makes a lovely sound when it breaks.

Citizen V
09-26-2006, 05:04 PM
I think she's getting uppity.

Should we hit her? With sticks, I mean? Should we hit Gail with sticks?

Gail

Perhaps,heaven knows what`s being said about her behind her back...

Shades0077
09-26-2006, 06:21 PM
So you think fish is the way ?
Either fish or a sock full of oranges.

deedoo
09-26-2006, 06:28 PM
we should each just give her a light spanking.


I'll get the pudding:evilsmile

Night Swordsman
09-26-2006, 08:09 PM
If we hit her with sticks..would that make her stuck up? :rolleyes:

I wanted to leave on a pun.

Larry Dixon
09-27-2006, 12:04 AM
I want to protect Gail from being hit with sticks, because I want to see just how far she'll go.

Cam63
09-27-2006, 04:12 AM
She goes down to the corner, has a look around, sniffs the air and then scampers back to her den.

MacQuarrie
09-27-2006, 08:33 AM
So you think fish is the way ?
What about fish sticks?

Ogdred
09-27-2006, 08:52 AM
I am shocked by this thread. Violence against women is no laughing matter. Plus, I think we should bake her into a pie. A rhubarb pie.

heystacy
09-27-2006, 09:00 AM
I am shocked by this thread. Violence against women is no laughing matter. Plus, I think we should bake her into a pie. A rhubarb pie.

What about humble pie? ;)

GozertheGozarian
09-27-2006, 09:05 AM
Torment by bad schticks.

Ogdred
09-27-2006, 09:25 AM
What about humble pie? ;)

Sure, if we can find one big enough.

FantomasPR
09-27-2006, 10:28 AM
Didio and Quesada should be hit with sticks until they agree to let Gail and Dan Slott write She-BOP.