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Tommy
09-25-2006, 01:39 PM
14-foot pet snake kills owner

LANESVILLE, Indiana (AP) -- A 14-foot pet python crushed its owner to death, authorities said Tuesday after finding the snake loose in a southern Indiana shed with the man's body.

Patrick Von Allmen, 23, was found Monday evening in the shed near Lanesville, about 15 miles west of Louisville, Kentucky.

A medical examiner determined that the death was consistent with asphyxiation caused by compression of the neck and chest, Conservation Officer Mark Farmer said.

"When you're dealing with a wild animal species, you take on a certain amount of risk," he said.

Von Allmen had told family members he was going to treat the snake for a medical condition, Farmer said. He was alone in the shed with the python for about three hours before his body was found.

Relatives said Von Allmen had 10 to 12 years of experience handling reptiles, according to authorities. The family got the snake as a pet five months ago, Farmer said.

Indiana law does not restrict ownership of snakes, and the python was returned to the family.

That snakes are out to get us. It is time to unite against their menace. We need to all convert to Catholicism so one of us can drive the snakes into the sea.

MrSuslov
09-25-2006, 01:46 PM
That snakes are out to get us. It is time to unite against their menace. We need to all convert to Catholicism so one of us can drive the snakes into the sea.
I think that, after the Michigan State game of this past weekend, all the luck of the Irish has been used up for the near term. :p

Jared H.
09-25-2006, 03:01 PM
That snakes are out to get us. It is time to unite against their menace. We need to all convert to Catholicism so one of us can drive the snakes into the sea.


Screw becoming Catholic; let's call up Mr. Samuel L. Jackson!

the4thpip
09-26-2006, 07:21 AM
I saw a guy on tv who was attacked by his python because he'd cuddled a bunny just before and had bunny hair all over his sweater. He smelled like prey.

AndrewCrossett
09-26-2006, 07:40 AM
Some people say fried snakes make good eatin', but I wouldn't try it. Wouldn't want to contract Asp Burger Syndrome.

Sharpandpointies
09-26-2006, 09:07 AM
Well. I feel sorry for the guy, but...

...Darwin award, anyone?