Girlfriend'Boyfriend punishnment thread.

[o1pickleboy]

In this thread, we talk about the horrible or rudy or inpolite things our boyfriend/girlfriend has done to us and the punishment we did give them or should have given them for it. I'll start with the reason I started this thread.

On Thursday I work over at work. I need a ride(since she is using my car) and she knew I may have needed a ride home.(it is never for sure if I work over or not) Well I was asked to work over I said yes. I called her cell phone to let her know. I got her voice mail. Not thinking anything of it. I still worked over and when I got out(at 2:30am) She was no where to be found. I called again and got her voice mail. I called the place she said she might be. Still no sign of her. I was stranded at work for 2hours until I finally got a ride from coworker home.


Now what kind of punishment should fit her crime?

[twilight]

Now what kind of punishment should fit her crime?

Deny her sex.

[o1pickleboy]

Deny her sex.


Her punishment, not mine.

[StoneGold]

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose.

[Noah Johnson]

There ARE situations in life that can't be straightened out with a good sound spanking.

Or so I am reliably informed. Never run into one myself.

[Rachel Grey]

Tie her spread eagle to the bed. Then get the belt out.

[o1pickleboy]

Tie her spread eagle to the bed. Then get the belt out.


If I do that it won't be the belt I get out.

[Forefinger]

See your hand? Look at the back of your hand. Now go take care of your business.

[Fenix]

If I do that it won't be the belt I get out.

See, that´s why you were stranded at work for 2hours...think about it.:cool:

[TinMan]

I say bust a cap in her ass, that'll teach'er.

[HomerJay]

(read the 3rd one)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/clip_image002.gif

[kmeyers]

In this thread, we talk about the horrible or rudy or inpolite things our boyfriend/girlfriend has done to us and the punishment we did give them or should have given them for it. I'll start with the reason I started this thread.

On Thursday I work over at work. I need a ride(since she is using my car) and she knew I may have needed a ride home.(it is never for sure if I work over or not) Well I was asked to work over I said yes. I called her cell phone to let her know. I got her voice mail. Not thinking anything of it. I still worked over and when I got out(at 2:30am) She was no where to be found. I called again and got her voice mail. I called the place she said she might be. Still no sign of her. I was stranded at work for 2hours until I finally got a ride from coworker home.


Now what kind of punishment should fit her crime?

Uh, find out where she really was, and then probably break up with her.

[Jack Zodiac]

See your hand? Look at the back of your hand. Now go take care of your business.

You're a horrible, horrible man and I love you.

[Jack Zodiac]

(read the 3rd one)

H-h-holy shit, there is no way that's real!

[Dreadstar]

When I was in college, a girl pretty much devastated me in some very cruel and inventive ways. Half a decade later, she gave me a call and I exacted revenge over the period of a weekend.

I've told the story before in here, several years back. I don't know if I want to tell it again, because a few people berated me for being a petty evil bastard for what I did. Not that I mind that so much, because shit, I *AM* a petty evil bastard. More because it changed the way that some of the CBR folk interacted with me from that point on, and I kinda like the status quo.

Needless to say, if what I did put her through one-half the turmoil that she put me through in college, then I got closure.

[Winslow]

I cite you 3 relationship demerits for not following up after leaving a voice mail, and she get a "get out of jail free" card.

:D

[Forefinger]

You're a horrible, horrible man and I love you.
Cool.

Well, I guess he could take it to a more enjoyable level and use the palm of his hand to take care of it by spanking her like the naughty girl that she is. :evilsmile

[HomerJay]

Cool.

Well, I guess he could take it to a more enjoyable level and use the palm of his hand to take care of it by spanking her like the naughty girl that she is. :evilsmile
Yeah but if she's anything like some of the gals around here, that wouldn't be much of a punishment.

[Golon9977]

Deny her sex.
The chick is probably getting it from someone else anyway.

[hoffmandu]

The chick is probably getting it from someone else anyway.

And for all he knows, it could ONE OF US! DUM DUM DUMMMMMM!

[Gilda Dent]

Some in this thread have obviously conflated the concepts of punishment and reward.

[Gaz]

Some in this thread have obviously conflated the concepts of punishment and reward.
Technically, aren't they just using one term for acts where they're interchangeable?

[Forefinger]

Yeah but if she's anything like some of the gals around here, that wouldn't be much of a punishment.
The punishment is when he does her in the ass after the spanking to make her humble!

[Gilda Dent]

Technically, aren't they just using one term for acts where they're interchangeable?

Exactly!

Gilda

[lushe]

When I was in college, a girl pretty much devastated me in some very cruel and inventive ways. Half a decade later, she gave me a call and I exacted revenge over the period of a weekend.

I've told the story before in here, several years back. I don't know if I want to tell it again, because a few people berated me for being a petty evil bastard for what I did. Not that I mind that so much, because shit, I *AM* a petty evil bastard. More because it changed the way that some of the CBR folk interacted with me from that point on, and I kinda like the status quo.

Needless to say, if what I did put her through one-half the turmoil that she put me through in college, then I got closure.Quoted for the god damn truth man pm me what happened I promise I won't look at you any diffrent because I have had my heart ripped out befour by an asshole so I understand

[Forefinger]

(read the 3rd one)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/clip_image002.gif
HAW HAW HAW!

[Golon9977]

And for all he knows, it could ONE OF US! DUM DUM DUMMMMMM!
We're comic book geeks. Like pickleboy, we don't get any play :(

[HomerJay]

The punishment is when he does her in the ass after the spanking to make her humble!
Nah, that only works if you're the Iron Sheik.

[Magneto_X]

The punishment is when he does her in the ass after the spanking to make her humble!

Maybe he should have sex with her in the back of a Volkswagon (i.e. Mallrats).

That'd teach her!

Pickle:

What was her explanation and/or excuse for not picking you up?

If she had a logical reason she should be let off the hook but if she didn't perhaps you pissed her off somehow (then you need to find out what you did that got her angry and make it up to her).

[Black Atom]

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her once.

But on a serious note: never, EVER hit a woman, dude. Degrade her verbally. It's a much safer way to chip away at her self-esteem without landing yourself in jail. Or go for the stomach, which doesn't leave much evidence.

[o1pickleboy]

Maybe he should have sex with her in the back of a Volkswagon (i.e. Mallrats).

That'd teach her!

Pickle:

What was her explanation and/or excuse for not picking you up?

If she had a logical reason she should be let off the hook but if she didn't perhaps you pissed her off somehow (then you need to find out what you did that got her angry and make it up to her).


She had to many while visiting her friend so crashed on the couch. She said she checked her voice mail and my call wasn't on it. Then her phone died(the battery on the phone doesn't get a full charge, so it dies often)

[kmeyers]

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her once.

But on a"serious note: never, EVER hit a woman, dude. Degrade her verbally. It's a much safer way to chip away at her self-esteem without landing yourself in jail. Or go for the stomach, which doesn't leave much evidence.
On another "serious" note: never, ever hit an asshole(in public) who is degrading women either physically, or verbally. You could land yourself in jail. Wear a ski mask, gloves, and use a lead pipe, which doesn't leave much evidence.

[Magneto_X]

On another "serious" note: never, ever hit an asshole(in public) who is degrading women either physically, or verbally. You could land yourself in jail. Wear a ski mask, gloves, and use a lead pipe, which doesn't leave much evidence.

Well, you could always find a way to piss him off to make him hit you *first*. Then you can hit him all you want without being charged.

[Magneto_X]

She had to many while visiting her friend so crashed on the couch. She said she checked her voice mail and my call wasn't on it. Then her phone died(the battery on the phone doesn't get a full charge, so it dies often)

Then you shouldn't be angry with her. lol

[kmeyers]

Well, you could always find a way to piss him off to make him hit you *first*. Then you can hit him all you want without being charged.
Women beaters are generally not very tough when faced with the reality of getting their ass kicked. They like to be the tough guy, and prey on weak individuals. Where it's safe.

[kmeyers]

She had to many while visiting her friend so crashed on the couch. She said she checked her voice mail and my call wasn't on it. Then her phone died(the battery on the phone doesn't get a full charge, so it dies often)
I hate to say that's quite a convenient excuse.
It's easy to check and see if her phone recieved your call. She may have deleted your voicmail, but I smell trickery afoot.

[o1pickleboy]

Then you shouldn't be angry with her. lol

I'm not mad that she made the smart choice and didn't drive. I'm mad that she decided to start drinking when it was possible I would need a ride home.

[Forefinger]

Nah, that only works if you're the Iron Sheik.
HAW HAW HAW. I'm glad that someone got it.

Again, I think that the "punishment" should end up being enjoyable for both parties. I do recommend a nice spanking since your girlfriend was obviously a bad girl, pickle.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

(read the 3rd one)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/clip_image002.gif


Damn Cracker.

http://www.bluepower.com/uploaded_images/Ike%20Turner-714531.jpg

[Golon9977]

She had to many while visiting her friend so crashed on the couch. She said she checked her voice mail and my call wasn't on it. Then her phone died(the battery on the phone doesn't get a full charge, so it dies often)
Huh. You left a voice message but she said it didnt go through. huh....I'm telling you, shes boning someone else. She got tire of pickleboy and went with pickleman

[literally exaggerated]

when in doubt, donkey punch.

[Dreadstar]

Quoted for the god damn truth man pm me what happened I promise I won't look at you any diffrent because I have had my heart ripped out befour by an asshole so I understand

I honestly don't think that'd be a good idea, but thanks for the understanding.

[HomerJay]

Damn Cracker.

http://www.bluepower.com/uploaded_images/Ike%20Turner-714531.jpg
A gem from Chris Rock:

"You know who I feel the most sorry for in the whole O.J. Simpson murder saga? Not the Brown or Goldman families and O.J. & Nicole's kids, but IKE TURNER. Before O.J., Ike was the king of wife-beaters, that's all he had left. O.J. took his mantle and is now the gold standard. Poor Ike."