I need help.

[Mike Smash!]

Guys, seriously. Do any of you know where I can get a free iPod or maybe a free soda?

[Joe Acro]

If you hit a vending machine hard enough, you might be able to get a free soda.

[ragnarok_2012]

The Cantwell campaign might buy you one :D

[Loren]

Free Ipod? Sure (http://ipods.freepay.com/Default.aspx).

But free soda? Sorry, can't help ya there.

[Reptisaurus!]

The pop machines at Evergreen are... crackable if you get your hand up in there jes' right.

[kmeyers]

I get all kinds of emails for free upgrade things...all are redirected to crap sites.

But Mac places actually offer you free shit that is good...at least for me.

[o1pickleboy]

Well if you want to drive to Michigan I have a soda waiting for you in the fridge. Then again if you did drive to Michigan I would feel very obligation to buy to you drinks for the nite.

[Cam63]

Guys, seriously. Do any of you know where I can get a free iPod or maybe a free soda?

Stealing works sometimes.

[Mike Smash!]

If you hit a vending machine hard enough, you might be able to get a free soda.

That only works for the Fonz.

[Samurai]

Well, you could go up to a guy in a gay bar and say "Hiya sailor, buy a lonely boy a Coke?" while you bat your eyes at him...

It may take a bit more to get his Ipod...

[phoenixrising]

Well, you could go up to a guy in a gay bar and say "Hiya sailor, buy a lonely boy a Coke?" while you bat your eyes at him...

It may take a bit more to get his Ipod...

It may require salad tossing. But hey! Free salad! Woo!

[Typo Lad]

There's a hack for Coke machines.

I think they must be made by Deibold.

[Justin Davis]

I need help.

Who else immediately thought “Duh” when they saw the title to this thread?

[Winslow]

Who else immediately thought “Duh” when they saw the title to this thread?

I thought he was going to ask for a campaign contribution . . . I was getting ready to post, "I gave at the office."

[Mike Smash!]

Who else immediately thought “Duh” when they saw the title to this thread?

You, sir, are on notice.

[Valmore]

You could try the old Donald Duck trick of tying a string to a hole in a quarter and putting it in the machine than pulling it back out, repeatedly, until you've done it enough to afford a soda.

Or try and find some sort of get-together in town. One with refreshments. You may have to hug a guy with boobs during the meeting, but if you get free soda - hey! and you may even start a secret society!

[Mike Smash!]

Or try and find some sort of get-together in town. One with refreshments. You may have to hug a guy with boobs during the meeting, but if you get free soda - hey! and you may even start a secret society!

I already have such a society, but the first rule is that I'm not supposed to talk about it.

[DonC]

I already have such a society, but the first rule is that I'm not supposed to talk about it.


Guess you shouldn't have done all those Green Party threads, then.

[Grazzt]

Guess you shouldn't have done all those Green Party threads, then.

Although the fact that they're not allowed to talk about it explains why they have such a hard time getting votes.

[ragnarok_2012]

C'mon, Mike!

You know you can always get money out of the Cantwell campaign (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/paynter/285695_paynt20.html)!

[Paul McEnery]

I already have such a society, but the first rule is that I'm not supposed to talk about it.
How could you, with a mouth full of meat loaf?

[pennywisdom]

Free Ipod? Sure (http://ipods.freepay.com/Default.aspx).
Is that site legit? Does that work?

[DonC]

Is that site legit? Does that work?


I wouldn't bet money on it.