View Full Version : The Comic Universe Traitor Game II
The Purple Skull
09-21-2006, 08:23 PM
A mysterious time rift has brought together 20 unique individuals to an isolated, undisclosed area:
Apocalypse
Starman
Jesse Custer
Matter-Eater Lad
Luke Skywalker
Deadpool
Punisher
Spider-Man
Cable
Grant Morrison
Jonah Hex
Ant-Man
Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
Monica Rambeau
Wolverine
The Question
Ashen-Shugar
Crossbones
Black Panther
Batman
Out of nowhere, the one who has brought them together appears. It is the Beyonder! The Beyonder has informed them that there is a group among their number called the Suicide Squad who has agreed to eliminate everybody. If they are successful, then they will receive unimaginable power.
The Beyonder lets the group know that their mission is to scope out the traitors and banish them into Limbo. Also, the Beyonder informs everyone that there are two people in the group who are working undercover for SHIELD and will assist in trying to find the traitor without revealing themselves.
Hours pass, and the Suicide Squad strikes! The body of Ashen-Shugar is found. No head, no arms, no legs. Just the torso!
The game begins who are the Suicide Squad? Remember there are now 3 traitors in this game.
Here's the suspect list:
00 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
00 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
00 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
00 Dom Jigsaw - Punisher
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
00 Avalanche - Cable
00 ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison
00 Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex
00 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
00 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
00 Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine
00 twilight - The Question
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
00 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
00 Hush Little Batman - Batman
The voting format is similar to a Survivor game. Please ADD 1 point to the one you think is a traitor. You can only vote once per round! Again, giving your reason why you are not the traitor is encouraged. ONLY PLAYERS CAN VOTE! However, everyone observing the game is free to speculate on who might be part of the Suicide Squad. Voting will be opened until 11:30 PM ET tomorrow.
Voting starts now!
literally exaggerated
09-21-2006, 08:42 PM
the power to murder a being as powerful as ashen-shugar, combined with the cruelty to mutilate the body. I'm saying Apocalypse.
Jessica Drew
09-21-2006, 08:44 PM
Beyonder, huh? I don't know what kin o' game he's playin', but I don't much care for it. Nope. Not one bit.
Suicide Squad? Wish that were true. Somebody 'round these parts needs a bit more schoolin' if they think loppin' off a man's head and limbs is suicide.
Whodunit? Shucks, that one's easy. I may be one dumb sumbitch, but it don't take no damn detective to tell that the man with 'is face painted like death sho nuff seems the likely culprit.
Some folks 'round here givin' me the eye, but they don't know. Hell, I've killed a man before, but I ain't never shang-hai'd like this. It just ain't right...no matter the price.
00 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
00 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
00 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
00 Dom Jigsaw - Punisher
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
00 Avalanche - Cable
00 ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison
00 Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex
00 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
00 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
00 Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine
00 twilight - The Question
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
01 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
00 Hush Little Batman - Batman
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-21-2006, 08:48 PM
My God that's brutal! And I've seen some pretty harsh stuff in my day. It seems like lately Wolverine over there has been pretty angry, even more so than usual. And we all know with those adimantium claws he could do it.
Nomad
09-21-2006, 09:02 PM
Spider-man ain't seen nothin quite as harsh as what I'm gonna do to hexy. An' what're you lookin' at me for, anyway? I left my knife in my other cargo pants. Old Bones here trusts whiskey-soaked cowboy types 'bout as much as I trust my lawyer. That aside, I think clint eastwood lacks the cajones to create such a masterpiece. I'm looking at you, Grant Morrison. I despise a man who has the gall to take on Superman, and thinks he has a chance of success. This man has something to prove.
ScottDMSimmons
09-21-2006, 09:11 PM
Grant looked at the bloody mess and sadly reflected that the killer must be his own Prometheus-and-Martian-butt-kicking BATMAN!
"The guy went from cool, assured crimefighter to shattered ***-up, barely clinging on with his fingernails. His mission, his life and his sanity had all gone off the rails."
Grant Morrison
(quote taken from a Newsarama interview)
Joe Acro
09-21-2006, 09:26 PM
I do not know why I am here, but I do not mind. This game seems like an ideal way to determine the fittest. It is appropriate that I am here as a witness.
Black Panther, king of Wakanda, you do not disappoint. Deductive and quick to the point. But do you honestly think I would destroy some machine without provocation? Fool.
My vote, since I am required to give one, will be against Cable. I believe our relationship will be disruptive to this game and thus want him removed, whether he is the culprit or not. I know he has the skill to dismantle that robot, but that holds little weight in my decision.
(That is an Autobot that was killed, right?)
Young Avenger
09-21-2006, 09:28 PM
Whoa! That's a nasty piece of work there. So I had to guess this would be the work of Wolverine. He's the only guy I know that's sick enough to pull this off. Afterall, he's kill a bunch of no-name heroes, villains and a couple of my comrades in berserker rage.
Jack Zodiac
09-21-2006, 10:09 PM
My vote, since I am required to give one, will be against Cable. I believe our relationship will be disruptive to this game and thus want him removed, whether he is the culprit or not. I know he has the skill to dismantle that robot, but that holds little weight in my decision.
Am I thinking in those nifty little boxes?
Deadpool glances above his head and snorts. "Awesome! I love you, little boxes!
Hey, Chuckles! How can you say that about Nate? You know he's incapable of killing another human being, unless it's me. Or you. Plus, there was absolutely no style at all here. Just cruel, visceral, destructive blood-letting! I loved it!
Got me, though. I always sucked at Clue. Wolvie's pretty damn violent, and he could've pulled this off, but so could you, 'Poccy! Or that human hole from the Legion. Or that overblown writer with an ego bigger than my... obsession with Bea Arthur. Hmmm... this is gonna' be a tough'n!"
Pfffffffft, that was totally Wolverine! !@#$% psycho!
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-21-2006, 10:12 PM
01 Dom Jigsaw - Punisher
I'm not the trator because c'mon...Wolverine has a very strong honor code, and he never betray's his friends :D
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-21-2006, 10:14 PM
Whoa! That's a nasty piece of work there. So I had to guess this would be the work of Wolverine. He's the only guy I know that's sick enough to pull this off. Afterall, he's kill a bunch of no-name heroes, villains and a couple of my comrades in berserker rage.
Khem...we got a punisher over here, and he is the one with the MAX rating...it looks something like him, to be so brutal...!
My God that's brutal! And I've seen some pretty harsh stuff in my day. It seems like lately Wolverine over there has been pretty angry, even more so than usual. And we all know with those adimantium claws he could do it.
Dose that sounds like a talk of an acuzer...are you trying to cover up something you did?
twilight
09-21-2006, 10:44 PM
You’re all blind to the truth.
The only being in our humble little gathering capable of such evil is En Sabah Nur, Apocalypse.
He’s the only one here with ties to the secret cabal that’s existed since the days of ancient Egypt.
I couldn't possibly be the culprit.
Does anyone actually think a human could destroy a Valheru?
mattbib
09-21-2006, 10:58 PM
"Goodness, not again!"
Monica Rambeau scans the group around her, looking for others who were with her the first time she was caught up in the Beyonder's manipulations.
There's Spider-Man, she thinks, waving to him. That's it!?! Wait! Is that Wolverine? What's HE doing here???
"When I ran the Avengers I'd never have let YOU onto the team, Wolverine. In fact I bet you're a traitor! Certainly looks like your handiwork."
Dirty mutant.
Jack Zodiac
09-21-2006, 11:00 PM
You’re all blind to the truth.
The only being in our humble little gathering capable of such evil is En Sabah Nur, Apocalypse.
He’s the only one here with ties to the secret cabal that’s existed since the days of ancient Egypt.
"We're blind? You're the nutjob without any eyes.
Wouldn't mind some psuedoderm myself, though. I've got this whole "overbaked pizza" thing going on with my mug."
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-21-2006, 11:12 PM
"Goodness, not again!"
Monica Rambeau scans the group around her, looking for others who were with her the first time she was caught up in the Beyonder's manipulations.
There's Spider-Man, she thinks, waving to him. That's it!?! Wait! Is that Wolverine? What's HE doing here???
"When I ran the Avengers I'd never have let YOU onto the team, Wolverine. In fact I bet you're a traitor! Certainly looks like your handiwork."
Dirty mutant.
IDK, you seem very one mindaded and with a hate for mutants, perhaps it could be you!!
Jack Zodiac
09-21-2006, 11:13 PM
"Goodness, not again!"
Monica Rambeau scans the group around her, looking for others who were with her the first time she was caught up in the Beyonder's manipulations.
There's Spider-Man, she thinks, waving to him. That's it!?! Wait! Is that Wolverine? What's HE doing here???
"When I ran the Avengers I'd never have let YOU onto the team, Wolverine. In fact I bet you're a traitor! Certainly looks like your handiwork."
Dirty mutant.
"Hey, lady! I don't trust the little gore-factory either, but let's not drag speciesism into this.
And c'mon, how long did you lead The Avengers again? Like, two weeks? And who isn't in The Avengers? They let Luke "Sweet Christmas, I can't be shot" Cage in, and that robot werewolf chick. How can she manage to be a reservist but I can't get Captain America to return my phone calls anymore? Total !@#$%!"
mattbib
09-21-2006, 11:15 PM
IDK, you seem very one mindaded and with a hate for mutants, perhaps it could be you!!"Are you calling me racist? I'm a black woman! And some of my best friends are mutants!
"I don't hate mutants, pig. I hate YOU. Talk to the hand."
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-21-2006, 11:16 PM
Plus do you think that me Wolverine would be suck a %&@*NG IDIOT TO KILL SOMEONE IN A WAY THAT WOULD BRING EVERYONES ATTENTION TO ME? JESUS...ARE YOU THAT STUPID... I GOT FRAMED!
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-21-2006, 11:18 PM
"Are you calling me racist? I'm a black woman! And some of my best friends are mutants!
"I don't hate mutants, pig. I hate YOU. Talk to the hand."
WOMAN, I'm not the killer but if you want me to make an example to not mess with me and not to raise your voice on me, maby i should cut out those vocal cords of yours!
Jack Zodiac
09-21-2006, 11:18 PM
Someone got pretty high-and-mighty after Ellis started writing her. Thinks she's any better than Machine Man? Or that Lara Croft rip-off with the huge jugs? The only reason any of them have a job anymore is because Ellis is a certifiable !@#$% whackjob.
Deadpool casually surveys the crowd of heroes and villains.
God, I hope I'm thinking all of this.
mattbib
09-21-2006, 11:19 PM
WOMAN, I'm not the killer but if you want me to make an example to not mess with me and not to raise your voice on me, maby i should cut out those vocal cords of yours!
*converts into deadly radiation*
"Do your best, runt. You can't cut what you can't touch."
Jack Zodiac
09-21-2006, 11:20 PM
Plus do you think that me Wolverine would be suck a %&@*NG IDIOT TO KILL SOMEONE IN A WAY THAT WOULD BRING EVERYONES ATTENTION TO ME? JESUS...ARE YOU THAT STUPID... I GOT FRAMED!
"That won't work!
Ambush Bug tried that last time and he got shafted over Judge Dredd. Judge "I am the Law!" "Stop or my Mom Will Shoot" Dredd."
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-21-2006, 11:21 PM
Jack you are making no sence, are you drunk? You reek of refer what's wrong with you?
Jack Zodiac
09-21-2006, 11:22 PM
*converts into deadly radiation*
"Do your best, runt. You can't cut what you can't touch."
"Settle down, lady! Don't you read any of these things? Secret Wars, Secret Wars II, Beyond!. Every time we all get shoved into one of these Thunderdome in space scenarios, someone does something stupid, like converting their body into incredibly deadly radiation, and gets pimpsmacked by some cosmic boner."
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-21-2006, 11:23 PM
Ahh screw this i will go drink some beer with my buddy punisher, and then hit on the girls wiht big boobies..
Jack Zodiac
09-21-2006, 11:23 PM
Jack you are making no sence, are you drunk? You reek of refer what's wrong with you?
Not drunk enough. :mad:
mattbib
09-21-2006, 11:24 PM
Jack you are making no sence, are you drunk? You reek of refer what's wrong with you?
"That's not 'Jack', Wolverine. It's Deadpool."
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-21-2006, 11:24 PM
"Settle down, lady! Don't you read any of these things? Secret Wars, Secret Wars II, Beyond!. Every time we all get shoved into one of these Thunderdome in space scenarios, someone does something stupid, like converting their body into incredibly deadly radiation, and gets pimpsmacked by some cosmic boner."
you look cool, you want to go and get some beer wiht me and punisher?
mattbib
09-21-2006, 11:29 PM
you look cool, you want to go and get some beer wiht me and punisher?"Punisher, Wolverine and Deadpool walk into a bar...sounds like some kind of joke.
"Does anyone else here want to hear about the time I ran the Avengers?"
twilight
09-21-2006, 11:39 PM
"We're blind? You're the nutjob without any eyes."
I'm the only one here who can see what's really going on.
Jack Zodiac
09-21-2006, 11:40 PM
"Punisher, Wolverine and Deadpool walk into a bar...sounds like some kind of joke.
"Does anyone else here want to hear about the time I ran the Avengers?"
"Nope!
And the last time I ran into Wolverine at a bar, I hit on this sweet little thing he was with and I'm pretty sure he sliced me open. Can't remember much past that. I'd have to dig through my back issues."
Nomad
09-21-2006, 11:44 PM
Brock cracks his knuckles, and menacingly eyes the mercenary known to the world as Wade Wilson.
"You know, crater-face, I think it's about time we had a mattress party. No, not 'THAT' kind of mattress party, you filthy piece of [expletive deleted for racist content] meat, The kind where I roll you up in a lumpy ol' mattress and jump on your head until you appearance matches your moniker. Or you could jus' shut up for ten whole minutes, and I'll give you the name of a good plastic surgeon. This guy is a pro, and he takes payment in the form of illegal firearms, steroids, human beings, whatever you got. Either way, you're next, so don't get too comfortable."
Jack Zodiac
09-21-2006, 11:48 PM
"How could I not be comfortable with Red Skull's right hand around?
Of course, I beat the holy Hell out of your old sensei Taskmaster while dancing the Macarena, so I could probably handle you while doing the Jitterbug or something, so I'm not too worried."
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-21-2006, 11:55 PM
Brock cracks his knuckles, and menacingly eyes the mercenary known to the world as Wade Wilson.
"You know, crater-face, I think it's about time we had a mattress party. No, not 'THAT' kind of mattress party, you filthy piece of [expletive deleted for racist content] meat, The kind where I roll you up in a lumpy ol' mattress and jump on your head until you appearance matches your moniker. Or you could jus' shut up for ten whole minutes, and I'll give you the name of a good plastic surgeon. This guy is a pro, and he takes payment in the form of illegal firearms, steroids, human beings, whatever you got. Either way, you're next, so don't get too comfortable."
I'm with Deadpool on this...HITLER CAPUT
Nomad
09-21-2006, 11:58 PM
"As much as I loathe democracy, a vote may be more effective in shutting up that clap-trap of yours, than a grenade shoved down your gob. But I have both the means and the will to do both, so don't push me fella."
Nomad
09-22-2006, 12:05 AM
"As for you, Wolvie, I still have time to change my vote. So why don't you keep that $hit to yourself, before you find yourself someplace where no one can gel up that goofy haircut of yours. Muties are better neither seen, nor heard, and from where I'm standing, you got no friends here. 'Sides, there's nowhere for you to run with those stumpy legs 'o yours, 'less it's up a tree, an' outta my sight."
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-22-2006, 12:08 AM
You are saing i don't have friends here....look at you, you are Red Skulls right hand...i don't think red skull has much good rep around here!
mattbib
09-22-2006, 12:20 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/mattbib/Miscellaneous/scaredwolvie.jpg
Bouncing Boy
09-22-2006, 12:29 AM
*Matter Eater Lad picks up a rock and starts eating it* You know, this is just a guess, but if I had to choose anyone I'd pick the guy with the skull on his shirt and all the guns. I'm just sayin'. **In other words I vote for Punnisher**
Nomad
09-22-2006, 12:35 AM
"The Skull is the only 'friend' I need. An' don't think I'm hidin' behind him, I've held my own against your type, time and time again. You'd be suprised how far a little napalm can go. 'Sides, a rep means nothing when it comes to findin' out who the real killers are."
Hush Little Batman
09-22-2006, 01:02 AM
Hours pass, and the Suicide Squad strikes! The body of Ashen-Shugar. No head, no arms, no legs. Just the torso!
*Batman, the World's Greatest Detective steps onto the crime scene*
Deducing from the clues presented (body devoid of limbs), one has to ask themself the obvious question, "Who benefits?" Well, first we have to figure out the answer. What would anyone benefit from murdering Ashen-Shugar this way? What were they after? Seems to me the killer[s] have a need for body parts. So, let's examine all the suspects.
Apocalypse
Starman
Jesse Custer
Matter-Eater Lad
Luke Skywalker
Deadpool
Punisher
Spider-Man
Cable
Grant Morrison
Jonah Hex
Ant-Man
Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
Monica Rambeau
Wolverine
The Question
Ashen-Shugar
Crossbones
Black Panther
Batman
I'll start off by removing myself as a suspect because I'm Batman. I don't kill, and even if I did, it wouldn't be as gruesome as this unless Jon Peters were producing my adventures.
Now lets' move on. Right off you're inclined to say Apocalypse, Deadpool, Punisher, Wolverine, Crossbones or Grant Morrison are the killers because they seem like obvious choices, and that's exactly why none of them did it. There would be nothing for them to gain. Yes, the Beyonder has promised unimaginable power, but none of them need it. Morrison already has a great deal of power in his contract; Wolverine would only hurt his PG-13 spin-off film by committing such an act; Punisher, Deadpool and Crossbones aren't interested in power and Jesse Custer already has the "Word of God". Apocalypse, though he craves power, would scoff at the idea of doing someone else's dirty work.
We can also remove Jonah Hex because it's too easy to think he'd take off someone's head because of his own facial insecurities. As far as the Question goes - he has a real face under his mask so he wouldn't be jealous of someone who has one. I'm also ruling out Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher simply because I've never heard of him. That leaves us with:
Starman
Matter-Eater Lad
Luke Skywalker
Spider-Man
Cable
Ant-Man
Monica Rambeau
Black Panther
For round one, I will focus on one man on that list - Luke Skywalker. He has a legit motive (possibly jealousy/envy issues steming from the fact that he's forced to use a prostetic) and the means to make it happen (Lightsabres are routinely used (by Jedi and Sith) to slice off limbs. When it does, it also cauterizes the wound. So my first suspect is Luke Skywalker.
00 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
01 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
00 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
00 Dom Jigsaw - Punisher
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
00 Avalanche - Cable
00 ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison
00 Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex
00 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
00 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
00 Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine
00 twilight - The Question
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
00 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
00 Hush Little Batman - Batman
Nomad
09-22-2006, 01:28 AM
Anybody want to tally up the votes so far? I'm too busy hating each and every one of you.
darkkeeperjr
09-22-2006, 03:52 AM
The force points towards Batman!
darkkeeperjr
09-22-2006, 03:53 AM
double posting like a son of a gun.
Nomad
09-22-2006, 04:05 AM
The votes so far, as I read them-
Apocalypse - 01
Crossbones - 01
Wolverine - 03
Grant Morrison - 01
Batman - 02
Cable - 01
Punisher - 03
Luke Skywalker - 01
Avalanche
09-22-2006, 05:40 AM
The person's responsible for the death of Ashen-Shugar were obviously acting on sole personal gain and NOT the greater good of human and mutant kind! I know I have gone to extremes in order to achieve a greater goal and it would be easy to point the finger at me; but as the leader of Providence and the widley recognized "Savior" I fight for the perfect society, a society constructed to prevent such acts as these and I assure you all it was not me.
Look at the facts, it's obvious when you take a look at track records--Apocalypse is clearly involved. I believe if we can take down Apocalypse then the other two involved will surface.
02 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
00 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
00 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
00 Dom Jigsaw - Punisher
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
00 Avalanche - Cable
00 ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison
00 Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex
00 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
00 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
00 Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine
00 twilight - The Question
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
00 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
00 Hush Little Batman - Batman
(Sorry I didn't see an updated list with all the votes on it, I would do it but I just got home not too long ago and I'm too tired)
The Purple Skull
09-22-2006, 06:04 AM
The SHIELD Agents sent to me their guess on a possible traitor....they were incorrect.
Nomad
09-22-2006, 06:18 AM
Brock cleans his nails with a wicked looking hunting knife.
"The plot thickens..."
Joe Acro
09-22-2006, 06:37 AM
It seems, Nathan, that the feeling is mutual. This is precisely the problem! But you say that I would act without considering the greater good of both mutant and mankind? You should know how wrong that statement is. My whole mission is for the strong to rise above the weak! I know nothing about the deceased, but it should be safe to assume that this Ashen-Shugar was a powerful being since he was taken first. I would have gladly let him live in order to learn his usefulness!
jessecuster3
09-22-2006, 07:08 AM
[THE VOICE] Whoever was involved in this reveal yourself now ![THE VOICE]
Punisher reluctantly steps forwards: "I did it ! But I will not tell you who else was involved ! "
borateen
09-22-2006, 07:43 AM
Starman thinks: What the holy hell am I doing here. I'm retired for Pete's sake? And where did this cosmic rod come from? I gave mine to Courtney. I really don't trust this Beyonder guy...I mean, sure, I tend to live in the past a bit, but c'mon...a white disco jumpsuit? He's gotta be evil. But let's see who else we've got here:
Apocalypse - Big blue guy just staring at all of us like we're cattle
Jesse Custer - Cowboy preacher?
Matter-Eater Lad - Dude's eating a rock. That's not right.
Luke Skywalker - Guy with a laser sword...he could do some damage to some limbs
Deadpool - Oh my God why won't he shut up!
Punisher - Hmm, our boy wasn't riddle with bullet holes, and this guy's definitely packing a lot of firepower, so while I'm staying on the other side of the room from him, I'm not thinking he did it.
Spider-Man - No obvious weapons
Cable - Looks like our man Punisher from the future. Is there a crazy-guy gun liquidator around here that I don't know about?
Grant Morrison - Pasty, shifty, mumbling crap nobody understands...I'm thinking this is the guy. He's obviously crazy, and I don't even think he did it for the power...I think he did it to prove he could.
Jonah Hex - Gah...now THAT'S a nasty looking guy
Ant-Man - I thought I saw him around here somewhere...
Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher - Uh, what?
Monica Rambeau - So far she looks like the only other sane one here. If I'm going to stick close to anyone, it'll be her.
Wolverine - Claws. Very sharp claws. I think he's #2 on my list.
The Question - How can a man with no face look so sure of himself?
Crossbones - Skull on his face...if anyone screams power-hungry, it's this guy
Black Panther - Somebody said this guy was a king? Does he need more power?
Batman - I've worked with him a few times, and even though I know he's one of the bad guys, he still creeps me out...still, he knows what he's doing.
I'm keeping an eye on Mr. Morrison right now. Of course, just about everyone here is a little more freaky than I'm used to, and that's saying something...I lived with a blue alien and Solomon Grundy for Christ's sake! I think I'll just hang out here in the corner, see what happens.
Bouncing Boy
09-22-2006, 08:24 AM
Matter-Eater Lad - Dude's eating a rock. That's not right.
Hey if eating a rock is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Besides my doctor says I need more iron in my diet.
Joe Acro
09-22-2006, 08:56 AM
(Time to provide a tally.)
Apocalypse (3): Black Panther (literally exaggerated), The Question (twilight), Cable (Avalanche)
Crossbones (1): Jonah Hex (Jessica Drew)
Wolverine (4): Spider-Man (Pheonix-NoRelation), Ant-Man (Young Avenger), Deadpool (Jack Zodiac), Monica Rambeau (mattbib)
Grant Morrison (2): Crossbones (Nomad), Starman (borateen)
Batman (2): Grant Morrison (ScottDMSimmons), Punisher (Dom Jigsaw)
Cable (1): Apocalypse (Joe Acro)
Punisher (3): Wolverine (Sophisticated Gamer), Matter-Eater Lad (Bouncing Boy), Jesse Custer (jessecuster2)
Luke Skywalker (1): Batman (darkkeeperjr)
Not voted (1): Lord S
The Purple Skull
09-22-2006, 10:04 AM
Thanks for the updated tally Joe! I haven't been able to access my comp until now. Looks like we just need two more votes til we get to the next part of the game. They still have until 11:30 PM ET tonight. However, if they both vote before the deadline, then we will move the game forward early.
The Purple Skull
09-22-2006, 11:07 AM
Before I forget (again), here are the scenarios for how the traitor(s) can win:
If there are still 3 traitors when we get down to the final four, then they automatically kill the last person and win.
Same applies for if there are 2 traitors in the final 3 and if there is 1 traitor in the final 2.
Avalanche
09-22-2006, 11:15 AM
It seems, Nathan, that the feeling is mutual. This is precisely the problem! But you say that I would act without considering the greater good of both mutant and mankind? You should know how wrong that statement is. My whole mission is for the strong to rise above the weak! I know nothing about the deceased, but it should be safe to assume that this Ashen-Shugar was a powerful being since he was taken first. I would have gladly let him live in order to learn his usefulness!
Yes Apocalypse, but the problem is your definition of "greater good" is completely different than mine and everyone else’s for that matter. You say you consider the greater good of mutant and mankind? Since when have you shown an ounce of concern for mankind? At one point you had the human population as slaves. You are not only willing to throw human lives away but you're more than willing to kill your own without giving it any though. To me, someone so willing to dispose lives even the lives he's apparently "fighting for" is obviously guilty.
As the contestants debate and argue, the door to their room flies open with smoke and bright lights...revealing...
The Grand Galactic Inquisitor
"Behold, this moment in space time comic history. I am here to observe what the outcome will be, and then pass judgement!"
"But all of you must keep your normal routine and not speak with me....IGNORE ME!"
The Grand Galactic Inquisitor then starts poking around the room, checking out each contestant. And when they look at him, he booms "IGNORE ME!"
The Purple Skull
09-22-2006, 12:35 PM
The Beyonder notices the new figure in the area.
Beyonder: "Oh no! Not him! Anybody but him!"
Criminals made me what I am today, and I spend everyday of my life paying them back.
But Ashen-Sugar was no criminal. Maybe questionable character, but he didn't deserve to die.
Something that bad, can only be the Batman. When I kill someone, you'll know because they were shot, plain and simple.
(that's a vote for Batman)
The Purple Skull
09-22-2006, 07:22 PM
2 hours to go before the next part of the game starts.
Forefinger
09-22-2006, 07:24 PM
"Buncha fraggin' bastiches probably would have kicked me into Limbo again anyway...."
The Purple Skull
09-22-2006, 09:44 PM
With the voting deadline up, the Beyonder gathers the group together.
Beyonder: "So, have you made a decision?"
Monica Rambeau: "Yes. We have concluded that Wolverine is a member of the Suicide Squad and decided to send a message to us by slicing and dicing Ashen-Sugar."
Beyonder: "So be it."
Wolverine: "The hell is this bull-$#@#?! Chirst, I need a beer."
Wolverine is banished to Limbo.
Beyonder: "Although he claims to be the best at what he does, this was a job that he was not involved in. All 3 Suicide Squad members are still at large. Beware! They will strike again very soon!"
Monica Rambeau: "What?! He's innocent?! You know, when I ran with the Ave---"
Luke Skywalker uses the Force to shut-up Rambeau
Crossobones: "Hey, the sissy with the green sword ain't half bad after all."
And so Wolverine was wrongfully accused and sent to Limbo. The Squad is still at full strength. I'm currently waiting for one of them to send me their next kill.
The Purple Skull
09-22-2006, 09:57 PM
Within minutes after the banishment of Wolverine, the Squad strikes again! The victim this time: Jonah Hex! A barrage of bullets was all it took to get rid of the world's ugliest bounty hunter.
Voting has begun! The deadline will be at 12 Midnite ET Tomorrow.
SHIELD Agents: I need your guess on a possible traitor for this round.
Hush Little Batman
09-22-2006, 10:46 PM
It seems I was correct that Wolverine was not involved in this plot.
Moving forward, I say Cable is a member of the suicide squad. He would be envious of anyone with normal limbs as he's had to fight off the techno-virus all his life.
00 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
01 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
00 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
00 Dom Jigsaw - Punisher
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
01 Avalanche - Cable
00 ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison
00 Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [ELIMINATED]
00 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
00 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
00 Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [ELIMINATED]
00 twilight - The Question
00 Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
00 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
00 Hush Little Batman - Batman
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-22-2006, 11:21 PM
So i can't partisipate any more?
Nomad
09-23-2006, 12:01 AM
"I knew he'd get his. As for Wolvie? Well, the way I see things, Monica Rambeau had the most beef with the fuzzy little runt, and it sounds like misdirection to me. I'm not the type to jump on the bandwagon. Sorry 'Pool, you'll have to wait your turn to get humbled."
Bouncing Boy
09-23-2006, 01:30 AM
Aha, this time the victim was shot, that reinforces my vote of the guy with the big guns and the skull on his chest. I'm going to vote again for the Punnisher. *grabs a handfull of sand and eats it* Mmmm, salty and crunchy.
twilight
09-23-2006, 02:34 AM
Punisher would be the most obvious culprit which rules him out.
I need to investigate further.
Lord S
09-23-2006, 08:17 AM
I choose Grant Morrison...cause he's the master at the art of confusion, (see Xorneto). He could be playing everyone. :D
Avalanche
09-23-2006, 09:43 AM
Normal limb? My techno organic arm gives me more strength than anywhere else in my body, Batman. If only I could dive into your mind right now, because as I begin to link one motive to another you move up higher and higher on my list. However, by revealing Apocalypse as as a member and possibly even leader of the suicide squa the other two will fall easily if not willingly; so Batman, you're safe... for now.
----
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
01 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
00 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
00 Dom Jigsaw - Punisher
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
01 Avalanche - Cable
00 ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison
00 Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [ELIMINATED]
00 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
01 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
00 Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [ELIMINATED]
00 twilight - The Question
00 Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
00 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
00 Hush Little Batman - Batman
Joe Acro
09-23-2006, 10:33 AM
How dare you accuse me?! I have no method of shooting an enemy! It is you, Cable, that has been known for using guns. So, it appears out mutual feud must continue. However, I have better support this time.
I vote that Cable is one of the traitors. He certainly betrayed his friends when allowing me to resurface.
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
01 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
00 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
00 Dom Jigsaw - Punisher
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
02 Avalanche - Cable
00 ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison
00 Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [ELIMINATED]
00 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
01 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
00 Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [ELIMINATED]
00 twilight - The Question
00 Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
00 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
00 Hush Little Batman - Batman
ScottDMSimmons
09-23-2006, 11:05 AM
Any fool can see that it is, in fact, THE PUNISHER, Morrison thought to himself. It's certainly not who he would have written to do it, but alas. In this realm, there was no Chief, no Xorn, no Luthor, no Skeets, to blame. Grant chuckled as he pictured Matter Eater lad killing someone. Just desserts?
Grant stopped gazing at the colorful rainbows, asteroids and bizarre creatures on the new planet. Putting aside his notepad, within which he sketched several new concepts for the sequel to 52, called 365, along with a systematic retooling of each character within the entire Marvel Universe, Morrison walked towards the scene of the crime. What was Animal Man thinking last week anyway, Grant thought. This was all new to him too.
Grant strode over to the mess that used to be Jonah Hex. The bullet-ridden body lay among a pool of blood, and Grant sighed as yet another character who had so much possibility had yet again been wasted. Maybe he could be ressurrected in Eight Solders. Note to self, he thought, call Dan Didio.
Scott
mattbib
09-23-2006, 11:12 AM
Devasated that her choice led to the death of a fellow Avenger, Monica's confidence falters.
"I...was wrong. I don't like Wolverine, but I didn't want him to die."
I choose Grant Morrison...cause he's the master at the art of confusion, (see Xorneto). He could be playing everyone. :D
"I agree. Grant Morrison is a likely suspect."
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
01 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
00 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
01 Dom Jigsaw - Punisher
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
02 Avalanche - Cable
02 ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison
00 Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [ELIMINATED]
00 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
01 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
00 Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [ELIMINATED]
00 twilight - The Question
00 Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
00 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
00 Hush Little Batman - Batman
borateen
09-23-2006, 11:50 AM
Okay, I'm not a detective, so I'm just going to state the obvious. Dude was shot. Anyone in here walking around with any guns? Punisher, maybe?
literally exaggerated
09-23-2006, 12:01 PM
A hail of bullets. That rules out Batman, for one. And while Apocalypse, Starman, Spider-man, Ant-man, and Matter-Eater Lad could possibly use guns, its not their MO. Speculation into the perpetrator's capacity to use guns as a means of manipulating all of us will almost certainly be fruitless until more clues develop. As such, taking the nature of the crime at face value, the prime suspects are:
Deadpool
Punisher
Cable
Crossbones
Of those, Cable seems the least likely. While he might have transformed into a psychotic murder unbeknownst to us all, given that the list contains 3 known psychotic murderers, he's hardly the most probably suspect.
Of the 3 remaining, Crossbones seems to be the most likely. The nature of the beheading requires a measure of both severely twisted brutality, and the sort of mind that commits those acts merely to intimidate or send a message. Punisher has no compulsions about murder, but seems unlikely to spend much time mutilating corpses. The sick sociopathic behavior could fit Deadpool, but he's rarely this calculating.
I vote Crossbones.
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
01 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
00 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
00 Dom Jigsaw - Punisher
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
02 Avalanche - Cable
00 ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison
00 Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [ELIMINATED]
00 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
01 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
00 Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [ELIMINATED]
00 twilight - The Question
00 Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
01 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
00 Hush Little Batman - Batman
The Purple Skull
09-23-2006, 12:27 PM
So i can't partisipate any more?
You can still give your insight from Limbo, but your vote won't be counted.
Oh and btw, the Agents have figured out one of the Suicide Squad members.
Dun-dun-dunnnnn (That was dramatic music!)
darkkeeperjr
09-23-2006, 12:54 PM
Hmmm.Who would want to take a head unless as a trophy? Who collects trophies? Batman!
Who would use a hail of bullets to throw suspecting off of him? Batman!
Lets get Batman!!
Young Avenger
09-23-2006, 02:51 PM
This has to be the work of that rejected Mexican wrestler Crossbones. While I was playing poker with my buddies they told me that Crossbones and Sin held up a bank in the Southwest and shot everyone on sight. I would say Punisher but the guy wouldn't have killed Jonah. He was a bounty hunter not a criminal. With that, Punisher would see somone like him as aiding his cause. No way he would have killed him. It couldn't have been Cable. He's from the future, right? Don't guns from the future have deadly colorful lasers instead of bullets?
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-23-2006, 06:02 PM
I figure it must be either him, Punisher, or Ol' Glowin Eye over here. And I know Punisher, that's just not someting he would do. Cable already looks like he's taking more steroids than Barry Bonds and is a telepath. I don't think he really needs more power. That leaves the guy with the creepy mask who works for that Nazi the Red Skull. My vote's for Crossbones.
Nomad
09-23-2006, 06:11 PM
"oh, come on! You folks are just afraid of me. I'm going to switch my vote, and perhaps save my own hide in the process. Monica, yer safe for now. I vote Grant Morrison, like last round. Sorry, nothing personal. Oh! I forgot! It IS personal. See you all in HELL."
"Do I really look like a murderer to you?" http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g72/samcloud/Crossbones_Head.jpg
The Purple Skull
09-23-2006, 07:06 PM
Voting Update!
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
03 Dom Jigsaw - Punisher
02 Avalanche - Cable
03 ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison
01 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
03 Nomad - Crossbones
01 Hush Little Batman - Batman
Remember to all players who haven't voted yet. The deadline is at midnight tonight! If there is a tie, a tie-breaker will be held right away.
Young Avenger
09-23-2006, 07:43 PM
You don't like a killer Crossbones. You look like a wrestler who couldn't cut it as a heel in AAA.
Nomad
09-23-2006, 07:43 PM
"Attention stragglers!!!! Place a vote for Grant Morrison, and my employer, Mr. Lukin, would be glad to give you some shares in his profitable organization. Don't think of it as a bribe, just extra incentive. Those of you that know Mr. Lukin, know that he is an upstanding businessman with no ties to terrorism, so know need to feel guilty, I'm certainly not."
jessecuster3
09-23-2006, 07:44 PM
I put my trust and loyalty in all of my friends, Cassidy abused that trust and so I was forced to kill him. Now I dis-trust anyone who has been afflicted by something foul. So I say its Spider-Man
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-23-2006, 08:10 PM
I put my trust and loyalty in all of my friends, Cassidy abused that trust and so I was forced to kill him. Now I dis-trust anyone who has been afflicted by something foul. So I say its Spider-Man
You have a speech-writer or is that just John Wayne talkin'? And buddy, what "something foul" have I been afflicted with?
Hush Little Batman
09-23-2006, 08:36 PM
I'm Batman and while it's true that I'm methodical and calculating, I'm no cold hearted killer. If you all eliminate me, the real killers will continue to go free.
And while on that subject, I can't vote again this round, but it's interesting to note that in both rounds, Luke Skywalker has used his one vote against me. It seems I may have been on the right track after all. :cool:
Joe Acro
09-23-2006, 08:56 PM
"Attention stragglers!!!! Place a vote for Grant Morrison, and my employer, Mr. Lukin, would be glad to give you some shares in his profitable organization. Don't think of it as a bribe, just extra incentive. Those of you that know Mr. Lukin, know that he is an upstanding businessman with no ties to terrorism, so know need to feel guilty, I'm certainly not."
I need no such shares, Crossbones. If you want my vote, you will need more than just currency or suggested profit.
The Purple Skull
09-23-2006, 09:20 PM
We're under an hour to go to the deadline! For those who didn't vote yet, do it now!
Nomad
09-23-2006, 09:22 PM
"Have you ever heard of a cosmic cube? Ok, don't got that anymore. But perhaps you may be interested in a number of biological weapons at my disposal. We could cause destruction on a global scale, and be home in time to shoot the fella at the McDonald's drive-through. You dislike weakling homosapiens, and I dislike the Black Panthers of the world, who act superior. Only the strong will survive."
literally exaggerated
09-23-2006, 09:34 PM
You dislike me, Crossbones, because I see through you and recognize you for the murderous traitor you are. If I act superior, it is only because any decent person is superior to the likes of you.
Nomad
09-23-2006, 09:42 PM
"I'm just glad Wakanda is the last refuge for self-righteous punks like you, (sarcasm). You think you're safe in your little kingdom, but you don't have to be a xenophobe to know it's all a big show to cover up your weakness. You won't be so smug when th' Skull is sitting on your throne, and teaching your people how to read an' write. And people have called me a biggot, $hit! You'd be afraid of your own shadow if it was white instead of..."
"An' how can I be a traitor when I've never been on your side? I may be one of your number for now, but if I had my way, I'll slaughter all of ya to save myself, innocents and all."
The Purple Skull
09-23-2006, 10:14 PM
I've decided to do away with the tie-breaker round. I put the 3 names are tied with the highest number of votes in a hat and randomly chose the next one to be banished to Limbo.
On with the story....
The Beyonder: "So there has been no clear-cut decision?" Fine. Then I shall do it. Punisher. Crossbones. Grant Morrison. Please step up.
The three do as their told.
The Beyonder: "Seeing that the 3 of you are equal in the highest number of votes, I will randomly banish 1 of you into Limbo."
The Beyonder waves his hand and powerful blasts hits the Punisher!
The Punisher: "Well that's a crock."
The Beyonder: "He is now in Limbo." Although he had a high amount of votes, he was not a member of the Suicide Squad. So beware, they will strike again.
Deadpool: "Well, dumbass! If he wasn't the traitor anyway, why did you bani---"
Deadpool is temporarily turned into a baby.
The Beyonder: "Anymore complaints?"
All: "Nope."
The Beyonder: "Good."
The Purple Skull
09-23-2006, 10:31 PM
So yeah that's how I'll handle the tie-breaker from now on. Once again, the Punisher was randomly chosen out of the three high vote getters to be banished. I'll post the next kill ASAP.
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-23-2006, 10:34 PM
ACK! Jsut read thenew way of breaking the tie. Ignore this post.
Jessica Drew
09-23-2006, 10:41 PM
ACK! Jsut read thenew way of breaking the tie. Ignore this post.
This fella, Castle, that just arrived here...he's not too bad a character. Now, iffin I was him, I'd be collecting some payment for the deeds he does, but for an ornery ol' cuss, he'll do just fine...and he keeps better company than that runt with the funny accent that stinks of three-day-old beer.
(BTW, TPS, love the new tie-breaker system).
Nomad
09-23-2006, 10:41 PM
"Some of you think I did it, and I've killed for less. I've tortured people, sure. Mutilated them? Oh, definitely. Am I going to kill some of you after all this is over? Wihout a doubt. But some of you aren't exactly thinking straight. If I killed someone, like say, Jonah Hex, every time they pointed a finger at me, I'd have to give a $hit. My vote wouldn't have mattered, anyway. Democracy is a lie."
"Oh wait, what's this? I get to vote again? Fine. I'll play your game. Deadpool, I think I made you a promise. And I always keep my word."
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-23-2006, 11:02 PM
IT is I wolverine all the way from limbo! ARE YOU ALL REALLY THAT STUPID, DIDN'T YOU LEARN THE FIRST TIME WHEN YOU SEND ME TO LIMBO THAT ALL THOSE CRIMES ARE SET UP TO GET RID OF THE NON TRADORS...GET THE MOST UNLIKELY PEOPLE LIKE SPIDERMAN OR SOME GOODIE GOODIE TOO SHUE...
P.S. Thx for sending me a drinking buddy
The Purple Skull
09-23-2006, 11:18 PM
Minutes pass, and another one falls at the hands of the Suicide Squad! Their latest victim was Grant Morrison! The writer was stabbed to death, ironically, with his own pen. The same pen, by the way, used to write concepts for his sequal to 52 called 365. Looks like nobody wanted that book to be written!
The Squad is still at full strenght and are considered armed and dangerous. Cast your vote now! The deadline will be at 12 midnight ET!
Nomad
09-23-2006, 11:22 PM
"I think I'm being set up, here..."
((voted Deapool before Purple's post))
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-23-2006, 11:24 PM
I seee everything from limbot it is he who did it /\
darkkeeperjr
09-23-2006, 11:36 PM
I'm Batman and while it's true that I'm methodical and calculating, I'm no cold hearted killer. If you all eliminate me, the real killers will continue to go free.
And while on that subject, I can't vote again this round, but it's interesting to note that in both rounds, Luke Skywalker has used his one vote against me. It seems I may have been on the right track after all. :cool:
And who has you voted against the past two rounds? As a matter of fact you voted against me first. Funny how a methodical and calculating detective can be wrong both times. I'm on to you! you dark little man.
Joe Acro
09-23-2006, 11:42 PM
Any one of us could have caused this last death. All it requires is surprise and the ability to hold a pen. But few of us would know exactly where to stab the pen for maximum effect. So, I vote Crossbones. He fits that description and attempted to pay others out of voting for him. That activity is suspicious indeed.
darkkeeperjr
09-23-2006, 11:47 PM
I'm no cold hearted killer. If you all eliminate me, the real killers will continue to go free.
:cool:
Sounds like a killer posing as a SHIELD agent.What say ye?
Avalanche
09-23-2006, 11:52 PM
I'm going to change gears a little bit, I think we all have to, so Apocalypse, you're safe for now.
Now listen everyone, we need to start thinking out of the box and really look beyond the obvious choices here. To be able to assassinate someone with their own pen would take not only skill but an unnoticeable presence. So with that being said, I believe the only person that could have got close enough to eliminate anyone with an object like that would have to be... ANT-MAN!
Nomad
09-23-2006, 11:53 PM
Any one of us could have caused this last death. All it requires is surprise and the ability to hold a pen. But few of us would know exactly where to stab the pen for maximum effect. So, I vote Crossbones. He fits that description and attempted to pay others out of voting for him. That activity is suspicious indeed.
"That's exactly why someone is setting me up. I'm not that stupid."
Jack Zodiac
09-23-2006, 11:54 PM
Deadpool spits his pacifier out and throws his bottle on the ground.
Why does this seem so familiar?
http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/jackzodiac//deadbaby.jpg
Oh, yeah! Joe, what the !@#$% were you thinking?
Hey, Boner! If I wanna' get humbled by a butch, hairy Aryan, I'll call your mother! Beyonder, get this chump outta' the god dome.
Nomad
09-23-2006, 11:59 PM
Deadpool spits his pacifier out and throws his bottle on the ground.
http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/jackzodiac//deadbaby.jpg
Hey, Boner! If I wanna' get humbled by a butch, hairy Aryan, I'll call your mother! Beyonder, get this chump outta' the god dome.
"Why I oughtta shove that rattle down your throat! You're just lucky I don't kill babies. Someone is playing a game with us, and it's faaaaar to obvious that I would betray you. Where is the fun in that? Use your heads, or you may be seperated from them. Someone is trying to kill us, and even if you don't all turn on me, you're still painting a pretty big target on my chest. A note, Wade, neo-nazis aren't all aryan, and it's pretty close-minded to say so. Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"
Jack Zodiac
09-24-2006, 12:05 AM
"Cry me a river, Rummy. I could give two !@#$% if you were part of the Squad or not, I just want you dead. And since I can't lift a finger to do it myself without that transgender cosmic whacko "pwning" me, I'll leave it up to him."
Hush Little Batman
09-24-2006, 12:47 AM
And who has you voted against the past two rounds?
I voted against you (Luke Skywalker) in the first round and Cable in the second.
As a matter of fact you voted against me first. Funny how a methodical and calculating detective can be wrong both times. I'm on to you! you dark little man.
I had very good reason to suspect you - I genuinely believe you're one of the killers. You're reason for going after me is pure retaliation, which is the classic MO of a murderer.
Any one of us could have caused this last death. All it requires is surprise and the ability to hold a pen. But few of us would know exactly where to stab the pen for maximum effect.
It's easy for someone well trained in the force. They don't even have to touch the murder weapon so there'd be no fingerprints.
So, I vote Crossbones. He fits that description and attempted to pay others out of voting for him. That activity is suspicious indeed.
This is true, however, taking this into account:
Sounds like a killer posing as a SHIELD agent.What say ye?
This is the third round in a row that Luke has attempted to recruit others to eliminate me and not once has he given thought to anyone else. Sounds like he's getting a bit paranoid. Of course, if he were innocent, he wouldn't be so eager to get me eliminated from the game. He'd simply go about being helpful in tracking down the killers, and speaking of that, haven't you noticed that Luke's only posted 5 times in this thread and one of those was a double post which contained nothing, so he's really only posted 4 times and all of those are directed at me.
At least I've tried to give valid reasons for my choices and so far, I've been proven correct. Neither Wolverine, Punisher, Jonah Hex nor Grant Morrison were involved. I gave everyone that info in my very first post and before anyone suggest it - no, it's not because I'm involved, but because I'm the Goddamn Batman, the World's Greatest Detective. ;)
So, again, let's narrow it down. We have:
Apocalypse, Deadpool, Starman, Jesse Custer, Matter-Eater Lad, Spider-Man, Ant Man, Lenny, Monica, The Question, Black Panther, Luke Skywalker, Cable, Crossbones and myself.
It's not me and for some odd reason, I do not believe Apocalypse or Deadpool are involved, on the contrary, but my instinct tells me one of them is a SHIELD agent. Perhaps I'm wrong; only time will tell.
With the exception of Crossbones, the rest have been very quiet in posting, which is very suspcious behavior indeed. As much as I feel Luke is involved, my investigation has lead me to...
Monica Rambeau
After some fact-checking, I've confirmed that Monica was on the site today and didn't bother to post in this thread. You'd think she'd want to help us as she could, but apparently she can't be bothered. That's certainly the cavalier attitude of someone who's not concerned with discovering the identities of the killers because they're one of them. That's my vote.
00 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
00 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
00 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
Dom Jigsaw - Punisher [ELIMINATED]
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
00 Avalanche - Cable
ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison [ELIMINATED]
Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [ELIMINATED]
00 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
01 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [ELIMINATED]
00 twilight - The Question
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
00 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
ScottDMSimmons
09-24-2006, 01:08 AM
It's pretty trippy here in heaven... I'll say HI to the Doom Patrol for you all. I should probably curse, but that isn't too welcome up here. Now that I think of it, neither is my magick. Yep, I wager you all forgot I DO have powers... beyond my "confusing" writing skills.
Plenty more scripts to write... and rewrite though up here in the lovely clouds and amidst golden gates. Right now, I am writing DEADPOOL with Jolly Jack Kirby on art chores for Marvel's new AFTERLIFE Line and we are making Deadpool into an old man. The way things work in breaking the fourth wall, Deadpool should be an old man right about now where you are.
Grant
mattbib
09-24-2006, 01:10 AM
"I used to lead the Avengers. Surely nobody really thinks I'm capable of these murders. However Apocalypse is. My homeboy T'Chall'as new shorty Storm told me all about him. I believe he's the traitor."
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
00 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
01 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool (assuming Nomad's vote stands)
Dom Jigsaw - Punisher [ELIMINATED]
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
00 Avalanche - Cable
ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison [ELIMINATED]
Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [ELIMINATED]
01 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
01 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [ELIMINATED]
00 twilight - The Question
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
00 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
Bouncing Boy
09-24-2006, 01:43 AM
*Grabs a gun that the punnisher left behind after being bannished and starts eating it* You know, maybe it is the least obvious ones who are the traitors. I'll vote for Ant Man because his powers remind me of Shrinking Violet and she chose that bastard Duplicate Boy over me.
Joe Acro
09-24-2006, 08:48 AM
This is the third round in a row that Luke has attempted to recruit others to eliminate me and not once has he given thought to anyone else. Sounds like he's getting a bit paranoid. Of course, if he were innocent, he wouldn't be so eager to get me eliminated from the game. He'd simply go about being helpful in tracking down the killers, and speaking of that, haven't you noticed that Luke's only posted 5 times in this thread and one of those was a double post which contained nothing, so he's really only posted 4 times and all of those are directed at me.
I admire your detective skills, Batman. You seem to be one of the superior homo sapiens. Your suspicions of this Luke Skywalker are persuasive. However, it seems odd that you have varied from your assumption with little evidence.Are suggesting that she is capable of this simply due to her harbor patrol history and her noticeable anger?
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-24-2006, 08:54 AM
The bat has made a couple of good points. Maybe it is this guy carrying around a green sword. Lord knows I've faced stranger villains than this guy. Skywalker it is. [Yoda pun was completely unintentional, I swear.]
Go about your normal routines. My methods for judgement cannot be comprehended by mere mortals such as yourselves.
All in the room looks at the Grand Galactic Inquisitor
IGNORE ME!
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literally exaggerated
09-24-2006, 09:14 AM
Grant was a popular choice as a Suicide Squad member. Removing someone from play who was likely to be voted off in the near future anyway seems like a poorly calculated move. Or a completely random one.
The nature of these deaths is beginning to reveal a patten. Sword-wielding Ashen-Shugar was dismembered, Gunslinging Jonah Hex brought down by gunfire, the writer Grant Morrison killed by a pen. Their weapons of choice are being turned against them. Whoever is doing this has an appreciation for irony that supercedes pure pragmatism.
Moreover, whoever is committing these murders has a capacity to move quickly and in an unseen manner, being able to down Jonah Hex almost immediately after Wolverine was sent to Limbo, then somehow ambushing Grant so as to be able to kill him with his own pen without us hearing anything.
Twisted, totally random, lover of irony and can seemingly move as though they were teleporting?
Deadpool.
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
00 borateen - Starman
00 jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
00 Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
01 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
02 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool (assuming Nomad's vote stands)
Dom Jigsaw - Punisher [ELIMINATED]
00 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
00 Avalanche - Cable
ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison [ELIMINATED]
Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [ELIMINATED]
01 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
00 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
01 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [ELIMINATED]
00 twilight - The Question
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [ELIMINATED]
00 Nomad - Crossbones
00 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
The Purple Skull
09-24-2006, 10:42 AM
SHIELD Agents! I need your guess on another possible traitor. You guessed right one. Can you do it again? Remember you still have 2 more clues at your disposal.
The Purple Skull
09-24-2006, 01:59 PM
Voting Update!
Edit: Fixed. Thanks Joe!
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
01 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
02 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
02 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
01 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
02 Nomad - Crossbones
Remember, voting deadline is at midnight.
Also, I realized the scenarios for how the traitors can win was flawed. So I decided to revise their ways of winning:
If the Squad still has 3 members when it gets down to the final 5, the Squad wins. (They can vote the majority, so it's pretty much automatic).
If the Squad has 2 members when it gets down to the final 3, the Squad wins (Again, majority advantage for the Squad)
If the Squad has 1 member and it gets down to the final 2, the traitor automatically gets the last kill and wins.
Joe Acro
09-24-2006, 02:27 PM
(Ant-Man has two votes, Purple Skull.)
(Not yet voted (4): borateen, darkkeeperjr, Lord S, twilight)
(Sorry for missing your name, Young Avenger)
Young Avenger
09-24-2006, 03:00 PM
I agree with the Bat, Luke Skywalker killed Grant. He's able to use the force to push the pen on a high velocity to kill him easily. Plus, he doesn't even have to touch the weapon.
The Purple Skull
09-24-2006, 05:26 PM
Update:
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
02 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
02 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
02 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
01 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
02 Nomad - Crossbones
Not yet voted (4): borateen, darkkeeperjr, Lord S, twilight
The Purple Skull
09-24-2006, 08:04 PM
The SHIELD Agents have sent me their next guess....and they are incorrect! So as it stands, they have knowledge of only 1 member of the Squad. 2 hours to go before the next game update!
Meanwhile
The Beyonder turns Deadpool back to his normal age.
The Beyonder: "There. Annoy me again and you shall be turned into a mailbox. Understand?"
Deadpool: "Yessir. Mr. Weirdo Sir!"
The Beyonder: ::Sigh:: "How did this guy end up here?"
Immortus: "Hehe. Told you I would get you back."
twilight
09-24-2006, 08:25 PM
I say the new incarnation of Ant-Man is responsible for the events that have befallen us.
His tiny stature would make him an ideal stealth assassin.
darkkeeperjr
09-24-2006, 08:48 PM
I'm Batman and while it's true that I'm methodical and calculating, :cool:
Hmmm. That's just how the victims were killed. Methodical and calculated. I name you Killer-bat! Batman is the one we want!
The Purple Skull
09-24-2006, 09:01 PM
Update:
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
02 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
02 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
03 Young Avenger - Ant-Man
01 mattbib - Monica Rambeau
02 Nomad - Crossbones
01 Hush Little Batman - Batman
Not yet voted (2): borateen, Lord S
With one hour to go, things are not looking well for the Irredeemable One!
Joe Acro
09-24-2006, 09:44 PM
To those voting for Ant-Man, if he is a traitor, how could he have caused the previous murders? He lacks the ability to cut anything to pieces, at least against such a swordsman. It is not easy to shoot a cowboy, which is what that Jonah Hex appeared to be. Do any of you truly believe Ant-Man is superior to those dead?
Jack Zodiac
09-24-2006, 09:51 PM
This blows. This blows worse than Liefeld without Nicieza.
"If I die next, someone has to promise me that Super Nazi gets the !@#$% axe in the next round!"
Nomad
09-24-2006, 10:05 PM
"I'm just glad the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are around to, ya know, really get to the bottom of this." :rolleyes:
The Purple Skull
09-24-2006, 10:09 PM
Voting is over! On with the story.
The group reconvenes in the meeting area with the Beyonder.
Beyonder: "So have you made your decision?"
Luke Skywalker: "Yes, by the power of the Force, we have---"
Crossbones: "Aww shaddap you sissy! We chose Ant-Man, arright!"
Ant-Man: "Wait! Maybe there's still time for everyone to deliberate. It can't be me! I'm Ant-Man! Who the hell would I try to kill?"
Beyonder: "So be it." Beyonder banishes Ant-Man to Limbo. "Excellent job! you've found one of the members of the Suicide Squad!
Batman: "1 down...2 more to go."
Meanwhile, at Limbo
Ant-Man: "Eh, maybe it's not so bad here"
Wolverine & Punisher appear.
Wolverine: "Hey buddy." ::SNIKT::
Ant-Man: "$#@%"
But the news of a Squad member being banished could not be enjoyed too long. As Spider-Man & Monica Rambeau walk down the aisle, a head appears beside them. It's the head of Batman! For the second game in a row, the Dark Knight has been killed. This time, mysteriously decapitated!
Deadpool: "Looks like heads will roll!"
Cable: "Shut up Wade."
There you have it. Ant-Man was banished and revealed to be a Squad member. Also, Batman was the latest victim. Voting starts now! Deadline is at 12 Midnite ET. SHIELD Agents! I need your guess for this round.
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-24-2006, 11:27 PM
Hey, send Deadpool here, we need more fun people down here, also Ant-Man is heaving fun :D
Bouncing Boy
09-25-2006, 12:35 AM
Yes, I was right! It was Ant-Man! *eats a handfull of nuts and bolts* My next guess is that Skywalker dude. He coulda been the one to slice off the limbs of that one guy.
darkkeeperjr
09-25-2006, 03:47 AM
[QUOTE= It's the head of Batman! For the second game in a row, the Dark Knight has been killed. This time, mysteriously decapitated!
.[/QUOTE]
If I didn't know better I would say he did it himself. Don't worry head of Batman,I will avenge you by pointing out the killer of the head of the bat.
Hush Little Batman
09-25-2006, 04:55 AM
I was eliminated because I was getting close to the truth.
Btw, did anyone notice that in Luke Skywalker voted against me TWICE in the last round!
Avalanche
09-25-2006, 05:59 AM
So I was right about Ant-Man, I know the other two have to be nervous now. I know I can't read your mind Skywalker but I can read your emotions and by the look on your face it says nothing but guilty. You weren't expecting to be found out huh? You can't hide behind the force Luke, and let's just hope no one else is masked by your "good boy" deception. It's clear your intentions have been persuaded, you're going to join your comrade Ant-Man.
mattbib
09-25-2006, 07:24 AM
To those voting for Ant-Man, if he is a traitor, how could he have caused the previous murders? He lacks the ability to cut anything to pieces, at least against such a swordsman. It is not easy to shoot a cowboy, which is what that Jonah Hex appeared to be. Do any of you truly believe Ant-Man is superior to those dead?Monica beams.
"You were very defensive of Ant-Man at the last minute. Almost too defensive. Which leads me to believe that you, Apocalypse, are one of the Suicide Squad.
"That's the top-notch detective work one needs to run the Avengers."
borateen
09-25-2006, 07:30 AM
What the-!? I fall asleep for a few hours (or a whole day...whatever), and a traitor is found, and BATMAN is killed?! Ant-Man never struck me as a brainy, ambitious sort of guy. I'm betting he was a pawn in someone else's game. I'm going against the grain and casting my vote for Black Panther. He might just be trying to gain power to better protect his people. That still doesn't make any of these deaths forgivable, though.
Joe Acro
09-25-2006, 07:45 AM
Monica beams.
"You were very defensive of Ant-Man at the last minute. Almost too defensive. Which leads me to believe that you, Apocalypse, are one of the Suicide Squad.
"That's the top-notch detective work one needs to run the Avengers."
Fool! Do you honestly believe I would ally myself with such a pitiful so-called hero? I was simply attempting to pull the votes towards those I believed were more likely to have been the culprit. My assumptions were wrong. It will not happen again! I vote Deadpool! For he has a sword and the random pattern of these attacks suits him.
darkkeeperjr
09-25-2006, 08:27 AM
I deeply regret being wrong. I shall morn Batman then move on. We will find the killers,And with the force at our backs, none who killed will go unpunished!
That means you CABLE! The time for justice has come around for you! Think you give up your friend to save your own neck I do!
darkkeeperjr
09-25-2006, 08:30 AM
I was eliminated because I was getting close to the truth.
Btw, did anyone notice that in Luke Skywalker voted against me TWICE in the last round!
Cause they didn't count my vote the first time. Don't worry Head of Batman. Everyone shall know that I vote to get Cable!
Bouncing Boy
09-25-2006, 11:49 AM
Cause they didn't count my vote the first time. Don't worry Head of Batman. Everyone shall know that I vote to get Cable!
You just voted twice AGAIN! I was right, it's him, he's guilty, everyone gang up on this skywalker dude.
Jack Zodiac
09-25-2006, 12:52 PM
Fool! Do you honestly believe I would ally myself with such a pitiful so-called hero? I was simply attempting to pull the votes towards those I believed were more likely to have been the culprit. My assumptions were wrong. It will not happen again! I vote Deadpool! For he has a sword and the random pattern of these attacks suits him.
"Random doesn't even begin to describe me, 'Poccy! I'm certifiably !@#$% nuts!
But I didn't do it. :)"
The Purple Skull
09-25-2006, 01:09 PM
Players Update:
REMAINING
Joe Acro - Apocalypse
borateen - Starman
jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad
darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
Avalanche - Cable
Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
mattbib - Monica Rambeau
twilight - The Question
Nomad - Crossbones
literally exaggerated - Black Panther
BANISHED
Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Dom Jigsaw - Punisher [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Young Avenger - Ant-Man [SUICIDE SQUAD MEMBER]
KILLED
ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison [STABBED TO DEATH]
Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [MULTIPLE BULLET WOUNDS]
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [MUTILATED]
Hush Little Batman - Batman [DECAPTITATED]
The Purple Skull
09-25-2006, 01:13 PM
Voting Update:
03 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
01 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
01 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
01 Avalanche - Cable
darkkeeperjr
09-25-2006, 01:19 PM
Voting Update:
03 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
01 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
01 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
01 Avalanche - Cable
03? Which 3 vote against me?
jessecuster3
09-25-2006, 01:21 PM
Make that 4.
Galaxy far far away huh, you ain't from texas you get no respect from me. Yeah Puke Shywalker is your man.
The Purple Skull
09-25-2006, 01:47 PM
03? Which 3 vote against me?
Before jessecuster2 voted, Skywalker only had 2 votes. That was my mistake. However, custer's vote makes it 3 votes for Skywalker.
03 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
01 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
01 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
01 Avalanche - Cable
Dunno if Deadpool voted for Apocalypse in his last post.
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-25-2006, 03:21 PM
Skywalker seemed very defensive. He'll get my vote again. But I'm keeping my eye on you Apocalypse.
The Purple Skull
09-25-2006, 03:53 PM
Meanwhile...back at Limbo...
Ant-Man (in a fetal position): "The horror....the horror...."
Punisher: "Hey buddy. Guess what time it is."
Ant-Man: "Oh sweet merciful crap."
Wolverine: "And we brought a friend."
Lobo: "Let's get this fraggin' party started!"
Ant-Man begins to cry.....
literally exaggerated
09-25-2006, 03:57 PM
I too, suspect Skywalker. Methinks he doth protest too much.
Nomad
09-25-2006, 04:22 PM
"What can I say? They always send in Crossbones to seal the deal."
::Flips a Coin::
"Luke Skywalker? Not even the Force can save you now. Now, who was on the other side of that coin?"
The Purple Skull
09-25-2006, 04:42 PM
Update:
06 darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
01 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
01 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
01 Avalanche - Cable
The Purple Skull
09-25-2006, 06:15 PM
Looks like we get to do this early...
Hours before the voting deadline ends, the Beyonder schedules a meeting.
Beyonder: "It has come to my attention that voting from the remaining players will no longer be necessary for this round. It seems your choice for this round is almost unanimous."
Crossbones: "Yup. The sissy did it."
Beyonder: "So Be It."
Luke Skywalker: "These are false accusations! I saved a galaxy! I'm a hero dammit!"
The Spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You look screwed, my boy."
Luke Skywalker: "Shut your face Obi!"
The rest of the group are puzzled at Luke screaming at himself.
Crossbones: "HAHA. The sissy's lost it! Give my regards to Castle, ya loser!"
Luke Skywalker: "Oh that's it." Uses the Jedi Mind Trick on Crossbones.
Crossbones: " AHHH! I'm blind! I can't see! WTF?!?!"
Luke Skywalker arrives in Limbo
Ant-Man: "Help me Luke! The horror....the horror..."
Luke Skywalker: "Well look who it is..." ::Lightsaber is activated::
Ant-Man soils himself.
Meanwhile....
Beyonder: "Just so you know, young Skywalker was NOT a member of the Suicide Squad. Two members are still at large.
Spider-Man: "Oh drat."
Hours pass, and we see Matter-Eater Lad, well, eating. Suddenly somebody taps his shoulder.
Matter-Eater Lad: "Hey what's up?"
CRACK
Matter-Eater Lad's neck has been snapped.
Suicide Squad: "I guess we strike again."
Minutes pass....Black Panther: "Everyone come here! It's Matter-Eater Lad. He's the latest victim."
Crossbones: "What the hell happened? Someone lemme know!"
Deadpool: "Dude, he's right in front of you. Are you blind or something?" Crossbones has a pissed off look on his face. "Oh yeah. That's right. Heh, Skywalker got you back big time!"
The Question: "This is bad."
Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher: "Judging by the looks of, I think his neck was snapped!"
Deadpool: "Well duh!"
Cable: "Damn the Squad!"
So there you have it. Someone (who'll remain anonymous) pointed out that Skywalker was gonna have the majority regardless if the remaining players voted.
Voting has started! The deadline will still be set at 11:30 PM ET tomorrow night.
Nomad
09-25-2006, 06:29 PM
:confused: :confused: :confused:
"I can't trust any of you, swine! I'm going to keep my back to the wall, and say nothin incriminating, and it's NOT because I can't see, or nothin. I could really use the SHIELD dossier on a certain dead man!"
::Crossbones is visibly distraught::
"This is a *#!$#ing nightmare.
Oh, and Deadpool- try that "guess who" crap on me, and I'll gouge out your eyes."
Hush Little Batman
09-25-2006, 06:43 PM
Skywalker was innocent eh? Oh well, even the Batman can make a mistake. :p
Jack Zodiac
09-25-2006, 08:07 PM
"Boney, now is not the time! I figured it out! It came to me like majestic lyrics come to Ashley Simpson!
The last two Squad members are Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher and The Question! We need to get rid of them now or we're all screwed, and I say we start with that blind weirdo."
Huh. I just... said something. Something stupid. Something... stupid. Ah ha!
"Not you, Nazi-face! Vic Sage, The Question.
If I die now, you all know I was stumbling upon the truth! The answer to The Question!"
mattbib
09-25-2006, 08:16 PM
"Apocalypse admits to being manipulative. I again accuse him of being in the Squad.
"When I ran the Avengers half our number didn't die. Well, Marrina did, kind of, but she wasn't an official member anyway. :)"
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-25-2006, 08:19 PM
Aw great. I'm thinking I've really got to start relying on myself to figure out who these guys are. So there's Me, Apocalypse, Starman, Jesse Custer, Deadpool, Cable, Larry the Fly Funk Snatcher, Monica Rambeau, The Question, Crossbones, and the Black Panther left. Well I'm eliminatin' myself right off the bat. I don't think that Starman, Jesse Custer, Larry the Fly Funk Snatcher, The Question, or Black Panther have any motive. That leaves me with:
Apocalypse
Deadpool
Cable
Monica Rambeau
Crossbones
I'm very skeptical of Apocalypse, but I think these killings are too basic for him.
Deadpool... I don't know, I don't think it was him. It could be, but I don't know.
Cable seems to be a very sketchy, shady fellow. He's become further secluded in the past couple of rounds.
Monica Rambeau certainly has an ego complex, and I think she would want the power.
Crossbones is, well, he's Crossbones.
My vote goes to Cable. (I just don't trust the guy.)
Nomad
09-25-2006, 08:47 PM
"Who said that?! So I never finished highschool... are you some kind of evil genius? You're a nazi-face, ya big jerk... honestly, I'm not a wrestler either...":mad:
mattbib
09-25-2006, 09:13 PM
Aw great. I'm thinking I've really got to start relying on myself to figure out who these guys are...
Apocalypse
Deadpool
Cable
Monica Rambeau
Crossbones
I'm very skeptical of Apocalypse, but I think these killings are too basic for him.Simplicity would be the best way for Apocalypse to shift suspicion if you ask me. Another reason to vote for him.
I'm fairly certain that neither Deadpool or Cable are guilty.
And of course I KNOW I'm not. I've never had a power complex. Hell, I'm only leading Nextwave now because Black Panther yelled at me.
The Purple Skull
09-25-2006, 09:55 PM
I've received the SHIELD Agents guess. They are incorrect.
Voting Update
01 twilight - The Question
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
01 Avalanche - Cable
Joe Acro
09-25-2006, 10:08 PM
This Question person seems rather stealthy to me. I suggest he is one of the traitors.
Monica, why would not vote for Crossbones with such logic? He tried to pass suspicion as well, through his failed bribery. And Spider-Man's assumption is correct. These attacks seem too easy and, therefore, would do such a poor job of displaying my power.
I shall not be banished, for I am one of the fittest!
The Purple Skull
09-25-2006, 11:23 PM
Players Update:
REMAINING
Joe Acro - Apocalypse
borateen - Starman
jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer
Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
Avalanche - Cable
Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
mattbib - Monica Rambeau
twilight - The Question
Nomad - Crossbones [TEMPORARILY BLIND :p]
literally exaggerated - Black Panther
BANISHED
Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Dom Jigsaw - Punisher [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Young Avenger - Ant-Man [SUICIDE SQUAD MEMBER]
darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Lobo [Wasn't banished cuz of the game...he's just there!]
KILLED
ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison [STABBED TO DEATH]
Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [MULTIPLE BULLET WOUNDS]
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [MUTILATED]
Hush Little Batman - Batman [DECAPTITATED]
Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad [NECK SNAPPED]
And a quick voting update
02 twilight - The Question
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
01 Avalanche - Cable
Nomad
09-25-2006, 11:30 PM
"Since I can't see $hit, I've noticed that only a few of us are talkin'. Stop lurking around and defend yourselves!"
Avalanche
09-25-2006, 11:38 PM
Skywalker is an unfortunate loss and I deeply regret my accusations. However, we must not be distracted and focus on the issue at hand. There are still two traitors among us and any one of us could be next to go down by the Suicide Squad. As I look at the clues they lead to the work of not only a well trained assassin (or merc with a mouth) but a well equipped one. Decapitation--Wade, Gun shot wounds--Wade, Stabbing--Wade, Mutilated--Wade, Neck snapped--Wade. Wade I hope it's not you, not after what we've been through the last year, but it all fits.
Deadpool
borateen
09-26-2006, 07:31 AM
"I'm sticking with Black Panther. I believe he's got the ability and cunning to commit all of the murders while pinning them on someone else. And a good king would be willing to do anything for his country, including amassing enough power to continue ruling the country, in his eyes benevolently, forever.
darkkeeperjr
09-26-2006, 07:43 AM
Skywalker was innocent eh? Oh well, even the Batman can make a mistake. :p
Oh well. Limbo not that bad. showing Ant-man new tricks with the force is great entertment. any way voting from limbo: you guys got to getCable!
The Purple Skull
09-26-2006, 09:40 AM
Voting Update
02 twilight - The Question
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
01 Avalanche - Cable
01 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
01 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
Avalanche
09-26-2006, 09:52 AM
Oh well. Limbo not that bad. showing Ant-man new tricks with the force is great entertment. any way voting from limbo: you guys got to getCable!
I'm sorry for contributing to your banishment, but I had nothing to do with the killings. If I did wouldn’t I vote the majority right now to try and keep myself safe? But I didn't, and I voted my one ally here, Deadpool.
darkkeeperjr
09-26-2006, 11:01 AM
A good example of being a sore loser or just being mean spirited is to take your glove and ball home when the game don't go your way,Or root for the other team.
Go Death squad!!! Kill them all!:evilsmile
Jack Zodiac
09-26-2006, 01:18 PM
This Question person seems rather stealthy to me. I suggest he is one of the traitors.
Monica, why would not vote for Crossbones with such logic? He tried to pass suspicion as well, through his failed bribery. And Spider-Man's assumption is correct. These attacks seem too easy and, therefore, would do such a poor job of displaying my power.
I shall not be banished, for I am one of the fittest!
Skywalker is an unfortunate loss and I deeply regret my accusations. However, we must not be distracted and focus on the issue at hand. There are still two traitors among us and any one of us could be next to go down by the Suicide Squad. As I look at the clues they lead to the work of not only a well trained assassin (or merc with a mouth) but a well equipped one. Decapitation--Wade, Gun shot wounds--Wade, Stabbing--Wade, Mutilated--Wade, Neck snapped--Wade. Wade I hope it's not you, not after what we've been through the last year, but it all fits.
Deadpool
It's a sad day when an ancient Egyptian mutant despot is on my side, but my time-traveling mutant messiah friend isn't. So !@#$% if I tried to kill him once or twice... this year. He knows I'm incapable of hurting a fly! Unless I'm getting paid.
"Preach it, 'Poccy! That conspiracy nut's off his rocker!"
Hush Little Batman
09-26-2006, 04:36 PM
Hey this death thing ain't so bad.
jessecuster3
09-26-2006, 04:41 PM
I know imposters when I see em, and The Question is a stone cold imposter. I bet he did it.
Nomad
09-26-2006, 05:56 PM
"I'm startin' ta think Apocalypse is either an agent, or a traitor. I'm placin' my money on Apocalypse enslaving the 'fittest' of our group for his doomsday army. Whatever the case, I want him in limbo."
Lord S
09-26-2006, 06:50 PM
Apocalypso is the traitor...but then again he's too weak and stupid to be good at the villain game.
The Question seems to have a lot of question marks around him...so he's my pick.
The Purple Skull
09-26-2006, 06:57 PM
Voting Update
04 twilight - The Question
02 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
01 Avalanche - Cable
01 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
01 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
If The Question gets on more vote before the deadline, then the voting will end.
The Purple Skull
09-26-2006, 07:02 PM
About 1 hour to go til deadline ends!
The Purple Skull
09-26-2006, 09:51 PM
Voting is over! Here's the next part of the story!
The Beyonder arrives.
Beyonder: "So. Have you found one of the traitors?"
Apocalypse: "Yes. The faceless fool is not fit enough to be in this game. He is one of the traitors!"
Beyonder: "So be it."
The Question: "Oh you'll regret this. Way to get rid of the last guy who actually knows what he's doing!"
Beyonder: "Well let me tell you. This was a most interesting banishment."
Spider-Man: "We found another member of the Suicide Squad?"
Beyonder: "No, my boy. You've banished one of the SHIELD Agents!"
Crossbones: "No F#@$ way!"
Beyonder: "Way....you blind fool."
Crossbones: "BTW, you mind reversing what that sissy did ta me?"
Beyonder: "No."
Crossbones: "$#%#!"
Beyonder: "2 Suicide Squad members are still at large!"
Hours pass.....
Spider-Man: "Hey Monica! Check this out!"
Monica Rambeau: "Hey guys! Get over here!"
Cable: "Did the traitor strike again?"
Rambeau: "No. The Beyonder left us a fruit basket."
Jesse Custer: "Cool. Pass over that green apple please?"
But what Jesse Custer didn't know was, it was not an apple he was eating........it was a grenade!!!
KA-BOOM!!!
Starman: "Is everyone ok?"
Deadpool: "Well I am....but Custer didn't bode so well."
Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher: "I don't think that was an apple guys."
Crossbones: "Can I kill this guy, seriously?"
Black Panther: "Who would put a grenade in a fruit basket?"
Deadpool: "The hell you lookin' at me for?"
Crossbones: "I'm not. I'm blind, remember?"
Voting starts now! Deadline is at 11:30 PM ET tomorrow! There's one more SHIELD Agent left! I need your guess ASAP! Also, twilight, since you were revealed to be an agent and have info on the traitors, you cannot reveal any information you received during the game. You can still participate, just no direct accusations.
Jack Zodiac
09-26-2006, 09:56 PM
"Ah heh... uh..."
!@#$%
"Well! How about that? Sorry about that, Agent Puddyface, you just... seemed so guilty! I mean, all that... not talking. It just screamed, 'Hey, guy, I'm !@#$% guilty!' So, uh... no hard feeling, right?"
Jack Zodiac
09-26-2006, 09:57 PM
"So! Who wants to vote Lenny off the island anyway, just to be safe?" :)
The Purple Skull
09-26-2006, 10:04 PM
Players Update:
REMAINING
Joe Acro - Apocalypse
borateen - Starman
Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
Avalanche - Cable
Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
mattbib - Monica Rambeau
Nomad - Crossbones [TEMPORARILY BLIND :p]
literally exaggerated - Black Panther
BANISHED
Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Dom Jigsaw - Punisher [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Young Avenger - Ant-Man [SUICIDE SQUAD MEMBER]
darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
twilight - The Question [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED..SHIELD AGENT]
Lobo [Wasn't banished cuz of the game...he's just there!]
KILLED
ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison [STABBED TO DEATH]
Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [MULTIPLE BULLET WOUNDS]
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [MUTILATED]
Hush Little Batman - Batman [DECAPTITATED]
Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad [NECK SNAPPED]
jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer [EXPLODING FRUIT]
Young Avenger
09-26-2006, 10:07 PM
Question? You sent this douchebag here to limbo? The guy's a nutcase and he looks like he hasn't showered in days.
Joe Acro
09-26-2006, 10:22 PM
"So! Who wants to vote Lenny off the island anyway, just to be safe?" :)
We need some irrefutable logic behind our answers. You waste your vote without evidence. I accuse you, Deadpool. You are random, uncontrollable, and possibly insane. You carry all of the right equipment to produce these deaths. You are one of the traitors, Deadpool. It must be you, weakling!
Jack Zodiac
09-26-2006, 10:35 PM
"Traitor? Weakling? Possibly insane? Sister, you crazy! I'm not just possibly insane, I'm unrecoverably !@#$% lost!
Y'know what? Vote me off the island! Tell me my singing blows in a snooty, up your own !@#$% English accent! I can't die anyway, I'll just ooze around in a puddle for a few days and be right as rain before the next "Age of Apocalypse" mega-event. And when that cosmic Disco queen comes around to tell you guys you were wrong, you'll realize that if it wasn't the fella' who couldn't keep his !@#$% mouth shut this whole time, it has to be the fella' who hasn't said a single !@#$% word."
Nomad
09-26-2006, 10:58 PM
"Who the %#!$ are Starman, and Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher? Are they the traitors? I can hear just about everyone, except for those two clowns. I recognize your voice, Deadpool. It seems to be getting louder every round..."
The Purple Skull
09-26-2006, 11:11 PM
BTW, the last remaining SHIELD Agent sent me their guess....they were correct! So beware Suicide Squad! SHIELD knows who you are!
mattbib
09-26-2006, 11:29 PM
A light goes on over Monica's head as pieces connect.
"Spider-Man! He could easily have committed any of these murders. With his new costume or by using his webbing to steal and use others' weapons...like Punisher's grenade. He's a traitor!"
twilight
09-26-2006, 11:38 PM
Question? You sent this douchebag here to limbo? The guy's a nutcase and he looks like he hasn't showered in days.
*karate chops Ant-Man in the neck*
jessecuster3
09-27-2006, 06:58 AM
Exploding Fruit ?!?!?!?!
[The Voice] Hey Beyonder SEND ME BACK ! [/The Voice]
borateen
09-27-2006, 07:28 AM
"Who the %#!$ are Starman, and Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher? Are they the traitors? I can hear just about everyone, except for those two clowns. I recognize your voice, Deadpool. It seems to be getting louder every round..."
Traitor? Not hardly. I didn't even want this responsibility to begin with. My brother was the one with hero worship. I'm content just sitting in the corner and watching you guys argue amongst yourselves.
And I STILL think it's Black Panther.
Avalanche
09-27-2006, 10:17 AM
Once again my vote is going to Deadpool for the reasons previously stated prior to The Question being wrongfully accused.
mattbib
09-27-2006, 11:07 AM
Once again my vote is going to Deadpool for the reasons previously stated prior to The Question being wrongfully accused.
Monica shakes her head.
"Deadpool may be a maniac, but if he was going to betray you he'd tell you to your face. Not murder you behind your back."
literally exaggerated
09-27-2006, 11:34 AM
I tried to examine the Question's voting record for clues, but found that he offered virtually no input throughout. As such, we're stuck with nothing, no patterns save for the nature of the deaths. The chaotic, random nature of these killings points so clearly to Deadpool that its hard not to suspect we're being manipulated into voting for him. Twisted machinations on that calibre point to Apocalypse.
Jack Zodiac
09-27-2006, 11:37 AM
Monica shakes her head.
"Deadpool may be a maniac, but if he was going to betray you he'd tell you to your face. Not murder you behind your back."
"Yeah, listen to the lady! I may be insane, and I may be dangerous, and I'm without a doubt dangerously isnane... but I didn't kill anybody! I giggle like a kid on Christmas after I kill people, and have you heard me giggling yet?"
*snicker*
"I mean, before that one."
Joe Acro
09-27-2006, 02:06 PM
I tried to examine the Question's voting record for clues, but found that he offered virtually no input throughout. As such, we're stuck with nothing, no patterns save for the nature of the deaths. The chaotic, random nature of these killings points so clearly to Deadpool that its hard not to suspect we're being manipulated into voting for him. Twisted machinations on that calibre point to Apocalypse.
Although I may be the type to manipulate others to suit my means, I am not doing so here. I know very little about those deceased. How would I know if they are not fit? That would be my only reason for killing them. I would have to deem them unworthy to live. Only in that one instance, a crazed lapse in judgment, did I manipulate others for personal gain.
You have manipulated people youself, T'Challa. By your logic, what stops us from supposing you are the culprit?
borateen
09-27-2006, 02:22 PM
You have manipulated people youself, T'Challa. By your logic, what stops us from supposing you are the culprit?
Hello? That's what I'm saying here.
mattbib
09-27-2006, 03:26 PM
Hello? That's what I'm saying here."No way...not a single death has been nearly complicated enough to have been caused by the Black Panther. Spider-Man on the other hand is well known for his simple wit and trickery. As the least likely he's become the most likely. Especially now that he's all mixed up with that voodoo totem magic."
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-27-2006, 05:21 PM
"No way...not a single death has been nearly complicated enough to have been caused by the Black Panther. Spider-Man on the other hand is well known for his simple wit and trickery. As the least likely he's become the most likely. Especially now that he's all mixed up with that voodoo totem magic."
Hey what's the beef lady? What have I ever done to you? Hell, you were introduced in MY Annual!!! If it wasn't for me, you would never have even existed. And you could have easily done it! You were the one who handed the "apple" over to Jesse Custer! You could have just switched it with a grenade. My vote's for Cable though. He seems more likely to have commit the other murders than you.
The Purple Skull
09-27-2006, 06:40 PM
Voting Update:
01 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
02 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
01 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
01 Avalanche - Cable
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
01 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
Nomad is the only left to vote. If Nomad votes for anyone other than Jack Zodiac, then I will do the random elimination in the tie-breaker round.
Nomad
09-27-2006, 06:53 PM
"Black Panther. 'Nless Pool was hired for a stealth job, I'm inclined to accuse the King of Wakanda. He's the angry, vengeful type. Who knows what technological goodies he has up his loose, African sleeves?"
((Note- please don't take the racism as anything other than roleplaying. I'm trying to keep it mild. Without hate and ignorance, it's hard to play Crossbones as anything other than a thug.))
The Purple Skull
09-27-2006, 07:02 PM
Looks like I made a mistake. Lord S still needs to vote, but thanks Nomad for your vote.
Voting Update:
01 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
02 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
01 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
01 Avalanche - Cable
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
02 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
Will Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher cast the deciding vote? Or will he bring about a 3-way tie-breaker that only the Beyonder can resolve?
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-27-2006, 07:09 PM
Looks like I made a mistake. Lord S still needs to vote, but thanks Nomad for your vote.
Voting Update:
01 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
02 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
01 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
01 Avalanche - Cable
02 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
Will Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher cast the deciding vote? Or will he bring about a 3-way tie-breaker that only the Beyonder can resolve?
You know what? I think I've been missing out on something. Deadpool loves the whole irony thing. And mabye I've been a bit discriminatory towards Cable. Can I change my vote from Cable to Deadpool?
The Purple Skull
09-27-2006, 07:16 PM
You know what? I think I've been missing out on something. Deadpool loves the whole irony thing. And mabye I've been a bit discriminatory towards Cable. Can I change my vote from Cable to Deadpool?
Since the voting deadline hasn't passed, yes you can change your vote.
Update:
01 Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
03 Jack Zodiac - Deadpool
01 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
01 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
02 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
mattbib
09-27-2006, 07:38 PM
You know what? I think I've been missing out on something. Deadpool loves the whole irony thing. And mabye I've been a bit discriminatory towards Cable. Can I change my vote from Cable to Deadpool?"A sly move to save yourself; now if Lenny decides to vote for you there's no chance of you being eliminated.
Unless everyone else changes THEIR votes to knock you, Spider-Man, out. Since the deadline hasn't passed."
Hush Little Batman
09-27-2006, 07:56 PM
"A sly move to save yourself; now if Lenny decides to vote for you there's no chance of you being eliminated.
Unless everyone else changes THEIR votes to knock you, Spider-Man, out. Since the deadline hasn't passed."
A sly move indeed.
The Purple Skull
09-27-2006, 08:01 PM
Just so nobody abuses it, you can only change your vote once.
Edit: Update Coming Soon!
The Purple Skull
09-27-2006, 09:50 PM
Voting is over! Here's the next part of the story!
The Beyonder arrives.
Beyonder: "So. Have you found one of the traitors?"
Deadpool: "Doesn't look like it boss. Me and Panther are tied and---"
Spider-Man: "Sorry, Wade. The group talked it over, and 1 vote change later, well, we decided you were one of the traitors."
Apocalypse: "The fool did tend to talk too much."
Cable: "Just admit it, Deadpool."
Deadpool: "WHAT?! I'm not the traitor! Or am I? I tend to forget....like the time I forgot I killed that terrorist at Providence...I do look pretty guilty."
Beyonder: "So be it."
Crossbones: "Ya know Imma miss ya, loudmouth."
Deadpool: "Same here Boner, same here. How bout one last brewski before I get banished."
Crossbones & DP drink a beer before he's banished. What Crossbones didn't see was DP slipped some ex-lax in Crossbones' beer. Unfortunately, DP accidentally did the same for his.
Deadpool: "I did? Oh boy they better have a bathroom at Limbo."
Beyonder: "Although Deadpool fit the mold of a traitor, he was not one of the Suicide Squad members. They are still at large!"
Starman: "I hate this game."
Hours pass.....And the group discovers the Suicide Squad's next victim.
Spider-Man: "You know, he told me, he just wanted to go home. Spend some time with his family."
Monica Rambeau: "It's a damn shame, really."
Crossbones: "Not surprised. He had it coming." ::Stomach begins to churn:: "Something don't feel right wit me."
Apocalypse: "It's simple...he just wasn't fit enough."
Cable: "You know, we're really getting sick of you saying that."
Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher: "Not me. I love when he says that. Plus it's true."
Cable smacks him in the head
Black Panther: "It's ironic, really, the way he was killed. If you think about it."
These were the words said by the group as they see the lifeless body of Jack Knight. A knife to the back was what did him in. The Squad has struck again!
Voting starts now! Deadline is at 11:30 PM ET Tomorrow. Remember the last SHIELD Agent knows who the traitors are!
Players Update
REMAINING
Joe Acro - Apocalypse
Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
Avalanche - Cable
Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher
mattbib - Monica Rambeau
Nomad - Crossbones [TEMPORARILY BLIND:p]
literally exaggerated - Black Panther
BANISHED
Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Dom Jigsaw - Punisher [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Young Avenger - Ant-Man [SUICIDE SQUAD MEMBER]
darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
twilight - The Question [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED..SHIELD AGENT]
Jack Zodiac - Deadpool [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Lobo [Wasn't banished cuz of the game...he's just there!]
KILLED
ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison [STABBED TO DEATH]
Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [MULTIPLE BULLET WOUNDS]
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [MUTILATED]
Hush Little Batman - Batman [DECAPTITATED]
Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad [NECK SNAPPED]
jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer [EXPLODING FRUIT]
borateen - Starman [STABBED IN THE BACK]
Hush Little Batman
09-27-2006, 10:06 PM
Unless I'm mistaken, isn't that the second time Monica and Spiderman have been together when a murder has happened? O_o
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-27-2006, 10:13 PM
Sweet, now we can have a real party down here, Me, Casle, and Dead Pool...oohhh babie, it's cooler here then up there :D Hey look, StarMan is here too :D
Nomad
09-27-2006, 10:15 PM
"Was I poisoned?! Does this beer look right to you?! I still can't see a damned thing!"
::Crossbones sinks to the floor, sweating profusely. Removing his mask, Brock sticks his clean, bloodless knife into the ground::
"I feel miserable. Is there a john in this dump?" ::CB cringes at the word, "dump"::
Young Avenger
09-27-2006, 10:16 PM
*Recovers from Karate chop*
How is Batman still here? I decaptitated the guy.
The Purple Skull
09-27-2006, 10:20 PM
It sucked that Deadpool was banished. I had so much fun writing Crossbones and Deadpool together! Sure, I'm probably mischaracterizing Crossbones, but who cares? If I was a writer in Marvel, my first book would a Deadpool and Crossbones team-up (and maybe have Luke Skywalker in it too if I had permission) :p.
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-27-2006, 10:25 PM
Who is Crossbones?
Nomad
09-27-2006, 10:33 PM
"I'm Crossbones. Brock Rumlow, A.K.A. Mr. Bones, Bingo."
http://marvel.com/universe/Crossbones
((Being a cap fan, CB has always been my favorite henchman type characrer. Look out- here come the Red SKull and Crossbones!!
A Bones 'n Pool team-up would be like the homicidal odd couple. I'd like to read an x-men-esque Villain academy, with professors Taskmaster, Crossbones, and Deadpool. Crossbones and Sin have an interesting comedic relationship in Cap.))
Joe Acro
09-27-2006, 10:46 PM
"Was I poisoned?! Does this beer look right to you?! I still can't see a damned thing!"
::Crossbones sinks to the floor, sweating profusely. Removing his mask, Brock sticks his clean, bloodless knife into the ground::
"I feel miserable. Is there a john in this dump?" ::CB cringes at the word, "dump"::
Crossbones, I can give you what you need. I've helped others recover from worse. All you have to do is say the word.
The Purple Skull
09-27-2006, 11:01 PM
Meanwhile at Limbo....
Ant-Man: Waking up from his nap "AHHH! Why am I dressed like Bea Arthur?!?!?!"
Deadpool: "Hey guys you were right...Limbo ain't too bad."
Luke Skywalker: "You know Wilson? You're a sick weirdo."
Deadpool: "You know who I classify as a sick weirdo? Someone who passionately kisses their sister on the lips!"
Luke Skywalker: "But I didn't....I mean....uh...um...I'll shut-up now."
Deadpool: Limbo....it's fantastic!
Immortus: "Of all the people you could have voted to banish you sent Deadpool?! What's wrong you fools?!"
mattbib
09-27-2006, 11:11 PM
"Apocalypse is a traitor. I implore the rest of you to listen to me. Review the clues over the past few rounds. We must get rid of him before someone else dies."
Jack Zodiac
09-27-2006, 11:11 PM
"Don't do me wrong twice, guys! Get rid of that madman, Lenny! I'm as sure as I was the last time, when I though No-Face McNo-Facerson was the culprit!"
mattbib
09-27-2006, 11:22 PM
"Don't do me wrong twice, guys! Get rid of that madman, Lenny! I'm as sure as I was the last time, when I though No-Face McNo-Facerson was the culprit!""I really don't think Lenny is a threat to us."
The Purple Skull
09-27-2006, 11:28 PM
Back in Limbo, Immortus is seen talking to Beyonder. The reason for their conversation is unknown at this point. However, Deadpool's name was clearly mentioned. For what reason is the question.....
Lord S
09-27-2006, 11:38 PM
"Don't do me wrong twice, guys! Get rid of that madman, Lenny! I'm as sure as I was the last time, when I though No-Face McNo-Facerson was the culprit!" Banished men don't speak...so do my ears a favour and hush! :)
Sorry I couldn't cast a vote yesterday, and at the same time grace you all with my debonnaire charm and wry humour...I was out, but it's nice to be missed, and to feel important. :D
So anyway I see that con-artist, masquerading as a villain, is still on the loose. Of course I speak of none other than the underachieving dullard named A-pack-of-lips. While I don't think he's a traitor, (not smart enough...and anyone who believes anything to the contrary is just being bukakked with his stupidity), I do want him outta here on general principle! He sucks. *Spit* :D
Nomad
09-27-2006, 11:45 PM
Crossbones, I can give you what you need. I've helped others recover from worse. All you have to do is say the word.
"Word up? What exactly can you do fer me, oh wise Apocalypse?:rolleyes: What can you do for me that a little pepto-bismol couldn't fix? I'm all ears, because my eyes don't work so great."
The Purple Skull
09-27-2006, 11:49 PM
The Beyonder appears and gathers the remaining group.
Beyonder: "I've gathered you here for a reason. You see, I've decided to add a, how you say, twist to this game."
Crossbones: "What? You're gonna bring Deadpool back from Limbo?"
Beyonder: "Precisely."
Crossbones: "Oh for the love of..."
Beyonder: "Yes, well, Immortus was on the brink of insanity if I hadn't taken Deadpool out of Limbo. He already has to deal with Lobo. Anyway, although Deadpool is back amongst you, he is still technically out of the game. He cannot vote. You cannot see him, but you will be able to communicate with him and vice-versa."
Cable: "Then why are you bringing him back in the first place?"
Beyonder: "Because I've grown accustomed to his antics. He amuses me. His role here is to torment you all in any way he pleases. Do not worry, though, I've forbidden him to kill anybody. And he will listen or he'll suffer dearly. Now you may continue with your deliberation." The Beyonder disappears
Spider-Man: "Great. Now we gotta worry about Deadpool again."
Crossbones: "Wonder when that freak's gonna actually return." As Crossbones walks away, he falls over. It seems somebody tied his bootlaces together. "Damn you Wilson!!!"
::ZrRrRtTt::
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/Superman/cable-1.jpg
Nomad
09-27-2006, 11:53 PM
"Favoritism, of the cosmic sort! At least turn him into a men's restroom, or somethin'. I gotta drop a few dirty bombs."
Jack Zodiac
09-27-2006, 11:57 PM
"Better call up your mother and tell her to clear a spot on her chest! Bwa-hahahahaha! I love momma' jokes!
Now, suck it up mortals! You can't !@#$% with a cosmic hotshot like me! Death don't want me for more than a booty call and Thanos made damn sure I can't stick around for breakfast the morning after, so you saps are stuck with me!
Too bad this place is a !@#$% sausage fest..."
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-27-2006, 11:59 PM
O FOR THE LOVE OD GOD, why that P.O.S. so dose that mean that if i start peeing everywhere and go on a killing rampage in Limbo, and annoy the crap out of the Immortus i get to get out of this hell hole ( literaly)? Fine be it
*Wolverine off on a killing rampage*
Sophisticated_Gamer
09-28-2006, 12:01 AM
"Better call up your mother and tell her to clear a spot on her chest! Bwa-hahahahaha! I love momma' jokes!
Now, suck it up mortals! You can't !@#$% with a cosmic hotshot like me! Death don't want me for more than a booty call and Thanos made damn sure I can't stick around for breakfast the morning after, so you saps are stuck with me!
Too bad this place is a !@#$% sausage fest..."
DO you want to become a babie again...
*Slises of Ant-Mans head while in limbo*
Nomad
09-28-2006, 12:07 AM
"I didn't know limbo had an intercom. Oh $h!t! Maybe there is a god...
You'd better take care of me, 'god!' Cause if you don't, you'll have me on your hands!"
Avalanche
09-28-2006, 01:24 AM
This must be a conspiracy and this whole "game" must run much deeper than we can imagine. We were all set up to believe it was Wade. Look at how all the killings happened they all point to Wade. The traitors must be using specific tactics to make us turn on each other rather than focus on the real traitors at hand... Which brings me back to Apocalypse. Apocalypse has come up with some of the most sinister and ruthless schemes anyone could ever dream up... Something like this just seems routine for a mutant with his track record.
It is you En Sabah Nur! It is you that is behind this!
Joe Acro
09-28-2006, 06:53 AM
"Word up? What exactly can you do fer me, oh wise Apocalypse?:rolleyes: What can you do for me that a little pepto-bismol couldn't fix? I'm all ears, because my eyes don't work so great."
I can retrieve this Pepto-Bismal item as well as grant you your eyesight. I can teleport my equipment here and began. I see wasted strength in you, Crossbones. I can bring out your true strength.
Why has everyone reached the conclusion that I am behind this? I may not have voted out a traitor. I may have help vote out an Agent. My history may suggest that I would be willing to manipulate others into voting others away. You are all right to find me suspicious. However, when have I ever worked under someone? Clearly, any traitor is working for this Beyonder, playing the game as that entity created it. I work for no one! To believe shows how inferior your minds truly are.
I vote Black Panther. He set us up to believe it was Deadpool, while he secretly has all of the weaponry to complete the tasks. Also, the one person truly focused on him was Starman, who just died. I do not believe this to be coincidence.
borateen
09-28-2006, 07:35 AM
"Quick, quick! Somebody contact Dr. Fate! I want to torment Stargirl like David did to me!"
The Purple Skull
09-28-2006, 10:00 AM
Voting Update
03 Joe Acro - Apocalypse
01 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
If Apocalypse gets one more vote, he automatically is next for banishment.
darkkeeperjr
09-28-2006, 11:44 AM
"Getting kind of bored" with atom.*sharpening the light saber*(With the Force! That's how!) "Send up another traitor".
* Puts a superman mask on atom. Force throws Atom towards lobo,which makes the main man spill his beer. Sits back to watch.*
Joe Acro
09-28-2006, 03:03 PM
If I am to be voted out, then so be it! I have provided as much defense as I can. If no believes me now, they never will. They will be sorry when I am gone.
The Purple Skull
09-28-2006, 03:33 PM
What Apocalypse failed to realize was, someone seems to have left a sign on his back that reads "I Pleasure Squirrels."
Looks like you-know-who strikes again!
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-28-2006, 05:41 PM
The next traitor has got to be Monica Rambeau. I've already pointed out the reasons previously. And honestly, yeah, it has been me and her at the scenes of the crime first the past two times. That is perfect trator strategy on her part!!! Make someone else be with you at the scene, that way you can incriminate them too.
Nomad
09-28-2006, 06:03 PM
I can retrieve this Pepto-Bismal item as well as grant you your eyesight. I can teleport my equipment here and began. I see wasted strength in you, Crossbones. I can bring out your true strength.
"How'bout you teleport me to your equipment? You've had a method of escape this whole time, and you never mentioned it? You are the traitor!! See you in hell, Pox!"
literally exaggerated
09-28-2006, 06:37 PM
We are being manipulated. Each time the evidence has clearly pointed to one perpetrator, said person has been innocent and we've lost an ally. Of the remaining members, only myself and Apocalypse possess the intellectual acumen to pull something like this off. Knowing my own innocence (and, even were I not myself, knowing that while I may be occasionally conniving I am not a murderer), I vote Apocalypse.
The Purple Skull
09-28-2006, 08:37 PM
Well looks like voting is over! An update will be up in about an hour.
Joe Acro
09-28-2006, 08:38 PM
"How'bout you teleport me to your equipment? You've had a method of escape this whole time, and you never mentioned it? You are the traitor!! See you in hell, Pox!"
The Beyonder has prevented myself from escaping. I tried leaving once as a test. I wouldn't want to leave, considering how this game works. However, I can still bring things in, things that can restore your sight. However, considering your current stance and that I have little time remaining, you will not get your chance.
My arguments have fallen on deaf ears. Maybe I can test the fitness of those in Limbo...
The Purple Skull
09-28-2006, 10:11 PM
Here's the next update!
The Beyonder reappears
Beyonder: "So. Who is your choice?"
Spider-Man: "The highest vote-getter goes to Apocalypse."
Beyonder: "So be it."
Apocalypse: "Mark my words. This will not be the last you heard of me. Limbo is but a temporary prison for me. As always, I've have found a way to overcome any obstacle that befalls me. Any foe who has gotten in my way proves to be a fatal indecision in their part. I will return! Because you see, to paraphrase an old saying...There is nothing that will break my stride. Nobody is going to hold me down. I WILL keep on moving!"
Deadpool: "Did this guy just quote a Matthew Wilder song?!?! WTF?!" All the while, Deadpool is tying Apocalypse's feet together.
Apocalypse: Trips over. "Damn that Wade Wilson. He shall suffer when we meet again."
Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher: "Guess you weren't fi---"
Crossbones: Smacks Lenny in the head "Aww shaddup...we get it!"
Apocalypse: "You will regret sassing me Mr. Snatcher."
Beyonder: "Well, well. I have nothing else to say but good job. You've found another member of the Suicide Squad. Best of luck in finding the last one."
Hours pass, and a buzzing sound is heard followed by a flash of light! It was the next victim of the Sucide Squad's last member. Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher's body was found. Electrocuted beyond recognition. A note was left in front of Lenny's sizzling carcass:
"You may have found my teammates, but you will never out me! Unimaginable power will be mine!"
There you have it. Voting starts now. We're getting down to the nitty gritty. The only way now for the traitor to win is to make it to the final 2. Deadline will be at Midnight ET.
Players Update
REMAINING
Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
Avalanche - Cable
mattbib - Monica Rambeau
Nomad - Crossbones [TEMPORARILY BLIND]
literally exaggerated - Black Panther
Jack Zodiac - Deadpool [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED. BACK ONLY TO TORMENT PLAYERS]
BANISHED
Sophisticated_Gamer - Wolverine [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Dom Jigsaw - Punisher [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
Young Avenger - Ant-Man [SUICIDE SQUAD MEMBER]
darkkeeperjr - Luke Skywalker [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED]
twilight - The Question [WRONGFULLY ACCUSED..SHIELD AGENT]
Joe Acro - Apocalypse [SUICIDE SQUAD MEMBER]
Lobo [Wasn't banished cuz of the game...he's just there!]
KILLED
ScottDMSimmons - Grant Morrison [STABBED TO DEATH]
Jessica Drew - Jonah Hex [MULTIPLE BULLET WOUNDS]
Motormouse - Ashen-Shugar [MUTILATED]
Hush Little Batman - Batman [DECAPTITATED]
Bouncing Boy - Matter-Eater Lad [NECK SNAPPED]
jessecuster2 - Jesse Custer [EXPLODING FRUIT]
borateen - Starman [STABBED IN THE BACK]
Lord S - Lenny the Fly Funk Snatcher [ELECTROCUTED]
mattbib
09-28-2006, 10:23 PM
"Good work, group! Just like the time I ran the Avengers!
Anyway...only ONE person here would actually leave a note at a crime scene.
Spider-Man is the last traitor. Let's end this."
literally exaggerated
09-29-2006, 08:24 AM
I knew it. Those who bother to check back will see that I've argued off and on for Apocalypse as the traitor since day one, which, I hope, will clear some of the cloud of wrongful suspicion that grew up around me.
I suspect that Monia Rambeau is, in fact, a SHIELD agent, and as such, I support her accusation of Spider-man.
Jack Zodiac
09-29-2006, 11:56 AM
"Hey now, I know ol' Spidey's been in a sticky situation for the past few months. No one liked him before he unmasked, and now that he's unmasked those doey Tobey Maguire baby blues, everyone's eating crow over talking bad about him. He's a legit hero with the government, just like me! And all of you hate freedom! Freedom-haters!"
mattbib
09-29-2006, 11:57 AM
"Hey now, I know ol' Spidey's been in a sticky situation for the past few months. No one liked him before he unmasked, and now that he's unmasked those doey Tobey Maguire baby blues, everyone's eating crow over talking bad about him. He's a legit hero with the government, just like me! And all of you hate freedom! Freedom-haters!""He's betrayed us. Just like he's betraying Iron Man and the United States."
Jack Zodiac
09-29-2006, 12:00 PM
"Pretty stern words from some lady who stole Beyond Corp. property and thinks she's above the law! Only I'm above the law! 'Cause I got this sweet, nifty badge!"
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-29-2006, 01:54 PM
Maybe Monica is the SHIELD agent. I don't know, but I don't think so. I'm voting for Black Panther. What a strategy on his part. He thinks that someone else is a SHIELD Agent so he votes for someone based purely on that? How manipulative is that? He just does whatever she does until he makes it to the final two and kills her. Open your eyes people!!! My eyes are open; huge & golden too.
The Purple Skull
09-29-2006, 02:18 PM
Voting Update:
02 Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man
01 literally exaggerated - Black Panther
1 more vote for Spider-Man and he'll be up for banishment.
Pheonix-NoRelation
09-29-2006, 02:22 PM
Let's end this."
Why are you in such a hurry Monica? Want to banish me so you can kill someone else and get down to the final three?
mattbib
09-29-2006, 02:39 PM
Why are you in such a hurry Monica? Want to banish me so you can kill someone else and get down to the final three?"Way to misdirect there, Spider-man. I'm the one who led the charge against Apocalypse for the past three or four rounds. I really hope nobody else falls for your lies. Too many have already died. And I thought for sure that all of us were goners once S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Question was banished."
mattbib
09-29-2006, 02:53 PM
"Good luck, Cable, Crossbones, and Black Panther, I have to go perform harbor patrol duties for the weekend (i.e. mattbib has to go camping and won't be home until Sunday). I hope to return to find out that we've all survived."
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