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Atom_basher
09-21-2006, 07:48 AM
Holy wowzas, did that ting come out of nowhere or am i imagining things
http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5056/Events/5056/JessicaBie_Kambo_9920255_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Biel,%20Jessica
Arrjay
09-21-2006, 07:51 AM
What the fudgity fudge are you talking about?
Davideaux
09-21-2006, 07:51 AM
Yeah, I don't know where she got that ass from. It's splendid, aint it.
Noah Johnson
09-21-2006, 08:12 AM
Maybe that's just a particularly flattering angle, but goodness ME.
Why don't more actresses look like that, dammit? Buncha scrawny Kiera-Knightley looking freaks...
HomerJay
09-21-2006, 08:17 AM
Well she IS arching her back a bit, but yes I have noticed her superior posterior before.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/xin_4007032014101721322910.jpg
From the "now that I think of it" file: I can only think of one Jessica I've known in my life that wasn't above average-looking. Hmm, weird.
Well she IS arching her back a bit, but yes I have noticed her superior posterior before.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/xin_4007032014101721322910.jpg
From the "now that I think of it" file: I can only think of one Jessica I've known in my life that wasn't above average-looking. Hmm, weird.
Funny you should mention that, neither do I.
I've known about 7 Jessicas.
3 absolute knockouts
3 far greater than above average
1 was the picture I posted in the World Cup thread, which defies all explanation.
HomerJay
09-21-2006, 08:25 AM
Funny you should mention that, neither do I.
I'm confident that if you got a roomful only with women named Jessica between the ages of 18 - 40, you'd have a pretty nice looking crowd.
Merey
09-21-2006, 09:03 AM
And she has some real thighs. That's nice to see. When a woman's thighs are as big around as their calfs, something's wrong.
Atom_basher
09-21-2006, 09:26 AM
What the fudgity fudge are you talking about?
da booty son, da booty
Arrjay
09-21-2006, 09:28 AM
da booty son, da booty
'Tis most fine indeed.
Dreadstar
09-21-2006, 09:48 AM
From looking at the photos, I'm guessing she has a condition like an ex of mine had. The ex called it "Slope back." It's an excessive curving of the spine.
In essence, she has a pretty decent butt, but if the spinal posture were corrected, it wouldn't be as "wow!" as it is.
She may also be looking at the elderly "hunch" in her declining years.
All that aside, though?
That's a really nice ass.
Winslow
09-21-2006, 09:50 AM
From looking at the photos, I'm guessing she has a condition like an ex of mine had. The ex called it "Slope back." It's an excessive curving of the spine.
In essence, she has a pretty decent butt, but if the spinal posture were corrected, it wouldn't be as "wow!" as it is.
She may also be looking at the elderly "hunch" in her declining years.
All that aside, though?
That's a really nice ass.
Yeah, her hips are rolled back. I had to study her anatomy for awhile before I saw it though.
Dreadstar
09-21-2006, 09:53 AM
I had to study her anatomy for awhile before I saw it though.
Such a hardship.
Winslow
09-21-2006, 09:56 AM
Such a hardship.
In the name of science and educating my CBR brothers.
*ahem*
Of course.
Motormouse
09-21-2006, 09:58 AM
That is an arse and a half! It's alost as fine as the Alba's......
http://humaninsect.freeblog.hu/Files/content/2006h1/april10/jessica-alba-small.jpg
....but not that fine:cool:
HomerJay
09-21-2006, 10:05 AM
That is an arse and a half! It's alost as fine as the Alba's......
For me it's a very tough choice between the Jessicas. Alba has a small booty, Biel has a muscular bigger & rounder one.
In a cat fight, Biel would easily take out Alba. However the real winner in a Biel/Alba catfight would be whomever is watching it.
Justin Davis
09-21-2006, 10:09 AM
From looking at the photos, I'm guessing she has a condition like an ex of mine had. The ex called it "Slope back." It's an excessive curving of the spine.
In essence, she has a pretty decent butt, but if the spinal posture were corrected, it wouldn't be as "wow!" as it is.
She may also be looking at the elderly "hunch" in her declining years.
Despoiler of fun.
All that aside, though?
That's a really nice ass.
That's better.
BoosterBronze
09-21-2006, 10:35 AM
"The Illusionist" was a pretty good flcik, but it became ART in the last scene with Jessica Biel in these riding pants. Yowza.
It's good she has somethng to offer, because onscreen her acting doesnt' set me on fire.
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