Dazzler and Frenzy, possibly the best partnership? Ever? [Archive]

Nyssane

09-11-2006, 07:31 PM

We all have our little "dream pairings and partnerships," obviously. However, one dream partnership triumphs over the rest -- Dazzler, the glam pop-diva, and Frenzy, the headstrong Magneto-lover. Will the two fabulous femmes (okay, femme and butch) ever team up? One can only hope, right?

Anyway, the point of this topic is to discuss your favorite fan-pairing (non-romantic). Who do you want to see battle baddies hand-in-hand?

Dedicated to Novaya Havoc and Nyssane's BEST FRIENDSHIP FOREVER. I LUV YA BENNY.

Novaya Havoc

09-11-2006, 07:32 PM

<3 <3 <3

If I write a Dazzler script, Frenzy will unleash her powerhouse vocals as the lesbian Joanne to Dazzler's Maureen in an X-Universe production of RENT.

Only in your honor.

Deus ex Chris

09-11-2006, 07:34 PM

Cargill is straight-up bull-dyke, and Dazz is totally posing as one. That's good drama.

Nyssane

09-11-2006, 07:36 PM

Cargill is straight-up bull-dyke, and Dazz is totally posing as one. That's good drama.

Hey! That's not COMPLETELY true. Gambit totally tapped that black ass back in the day. I really wanted it to be elaborated on but the current writers suck (cept my baby daddy Carey), and ignore my poor Cargill. :(

I mean, c'mon. The girl got pimp-smacked by Apocalypse, for crying out loud!

rilokyle

09-11-2006, 07:36 PM

I wanna do you Nyssane.

And yes, I wanna see Frenzy and Dazzler sing "Take Me or Leave Me" from RENT, because it would be fabulously gay.

Deus ex Chris

09-11-2006, 07:39 PM

Hey! That's not COMPLETELY true. Gambit totally tapped that black ass back in the day. I really wanted it to be elaborated on but the current writers suck (cept my baby daddy Carey), and ignore my poor Cargill. :(

I mean, c'mon. The girl got pimp-smacked by Apocalypse, for crying out loud!
Well, that's even better. Cargill is pretending to be straight, and Dazz is pretending to be gay. You've got a winner here. ;)

Novaya Havoc

09-11-2006, 07:40 PM

Well, that's even better. Cargill is pretending to be straight, and Dazz is pretending to be gay. You've got a winner here. ;)

Woah. That is like, grounds for the best MAX series ever.

Gene M.

09-11-2006, 07:42 PM

Woah. That is like, grounds for the best MAX series ever.

Or the newest FOX sitcom.

Hi-Fi

09-11-2006, 07:43 PM

Or the newest FOX sitcom.

With Ellen DeGeneres as Dazzler!!

Novaya Havoc

09-11-2006, 07:44 PM

Or the newest FOX sitcom.

Sounds more "Showtime" to me! :p

Hi-Fi... why do you want to make me cry? :(
Well, at least you didn't say Rosie O'Donnell.

Hi-Fi

09-11-2006, 07:45 PM

Sounds more "Showtime" to me! :p

Hi-Fi... why do you want to make me cry? :(
Well, at least you didn't say Rosie O'Donnell.

No, Rosie O'Donnell will play Karma in her pre-Asgardian Wars days.

Nyssane

09-11-2006, 07:46 PM

Cargill would have to be Whoopie.

Hi-Fi

09-11-2006, 07:48 PM

Cargill would have to be Whoopie.

LOL!

OK, now I'll give you money.

AceOfSpades

09-11-2006, 07:49 PM

I never really liked Cargill that much, and I love Dazzler.. so no, no... no!

Nyssane

09-11-2006, 07:51 PM

I never really liked Cargill that much, and I love Dazzler.. so no, no... no!

Lemme guess, you're a Lila Cheney fan...

Hi-Fi

09-11-2006, 07:52 PM

Lemme guess, you're a Lila Cheney fan...

I am. Seriously. :o

Novaya Havoc

09-11-2006, 07:54 PM

Frenzy and Dazzler with Producer Novaya Havoc on the new Showtime Maxi-Series!

http://www.thealmightyguru.com/reviews/rent/Pictures/Rent-JoanneMarkMaureen.jpg

Novaya Havoc

09-11-2006, 07:55 PM

I am. Seriously. :o

For you:

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Hi-Fi

09-11-2006, 07:56 PM

For you:

http://www.geocities.com/lilacheney4ever

LOL!

That's just stupid.

Novaya Havoc

09-11-2006, 08:00 PM

LOL!

That's just stupid.

http://www.geocities.com/lilacheney4ever/sage.htm

How can you not love "SAGE! A FAN!"

:p

Hi-Fi

09-11-2006, 08:02 PM

http://www.geocities.com/lilacheney4ever/sage.htm

How can you not love "SAGE! A FAN!"

:p

For the love of God, please tell me you're the one that created those pages as a joke.:eek:

Haunt

09-11-2006, 08:37 PM

Hey! That's not COMPLETELY true. Gambit totally tapped that black ass back in the day.

yeah, why else do you think she became a lesbian?

fishtaco

09-11-2006, 08:39 PM

I like Dazzler a lot, but I don't see anything in Frenzy. I guess my answer is no.

Nyssane

09-12-2006, 06:42 AM

I like Dazzler a lot, but I don't see anything in Frenzy. I guess my answer is no.

Well, y'know, if Frenzy appeared more often, maybe there would be something for the "masses" (ie people who are too consumed with mainstream A-Listers) to see in her.

X-Factor

09-12-2006, 07:06 AM

I like them both but I do not like the team up.

With their luck, Dazzler would be like Sandra Bullock's character to Cargill's Regina King in Miss Congeniality 2, and any reminder of that movie is just too much pain to bare.

ibrakeforchinwe

09-12-2006, 05:48 PM

These two should soo dyke it up!

TimGunn

09-12-2006, 08:50 PM

I like this idea, anyone know if they are going to make Dazzler a lesbian?

fishtaco

09-12-2006, 08:52 PM

I like this idea, anyone know if they are going to make Dazzler a lesbian?No, they aren't. Some people are a little too obsessive and they like to create and spread this rumor.

Mariah

09-12-2006, 08:55 PM

I like this idea, anyone know if they are going to make Dazzler a lesbian?
She's as likely to become a lesbian as Storm is...wait..

p.s. I don't like the storm lesbo fantasies

Mr. Jip

09-13-2006, 06:16 AM

Nyssane

09-13-2006, 08:06 AM

Poor Ali is gonna be a roughed up by that butch dyke Frenzy.

i like Ali with Siryn.
They can be the new Cloak & Dagger.
Siryn can power up Dazzler as well.
And they can both go to the bars/clubs & become alcoholic.

i voted wanting to DO YOU, NYZZIE.

Ew, Siryn? What an awful character. Besides, Dazzler and Frenzy have complementary powers -- long-ranged light powers and short-ranged combat powers. It only makes sense. YOU JUST DON'T LIKE HER CUZ SHE'S BLACK. RACIST!!!!

Oh, and get in line, baby. ;)

Mikl C

09-13-2006, 11:34 AM

Cargill is kickass. I'd like to see her bitchslap Dazz. Just for fun.

Mikl C

09-13-2006, 11:35 AM

http://www.geocities.com/lilacheney4ever/sage.htm

How can you not love "SAGE! A FAN!"

:p

Oh my god funniest thing ever!

Novaya Havoc

09-13-2006, 11:50 AM

Oh my god funniest thing ever!

It always makes me giggle. ;)

Mikl C

09-13-2006, 11:56 AM

It always makes me giggle. ;)

did you make it?! ULTRAFAB. SUPER.COMPUTER!

Nyssane

07-18-2007, 05:04 PM

I hope Dazzler and Frenzy team up during Messiah CompleX and battle Vertigo and Arclight. That would be the most fabulous battle ever.

jester1436

07-18-2007, 05:10 PM

They can team up, as long as Ali doesn't become Joanna's love muffin.

Pach!

07-18-2007, 05:13 PM

Doesn't Frenzy play for the other team though?

...and by that I mean, isn't she against the X-men?

jester1436

07-18-2007, 05:15 PM

Jean is going to come back to mind control Joanna on to the X-Men and fly over to England to pick up Dazzler. Of course, by the end, Jean will be dead again, Ali will still be dyed pink with a fug ass trenchcoat, and Joanna will be crying inside.

Nyssane

07-18-2007, 05:18 PM

Novaya Havoc

07-18-2007, 06:27 PM

I hope Dazzler and Frenzy team up during Messiah CompleX and battle Vertigo and Arclight. That would be the most fabulous battle ever.

Dazzler and Frenzy are quite fabulous!

Froggy

07-18-2007, 06:33 PM

oh wow........I never thought of THIS one......this is new

Nyssane

07-18-2007, 06:44 PM

Dazzler and Frenzy are quite fabulous!

Yeah, and just imagine how they'd battle fabulous Vertigo and Arclight!

Dazzler

07-18-2007, 09:48 PM

Speaking of, there has never been a thread filled with this many people I have ever wanted to bitch slap before.

;) :D

--Dazz

Nyssane

07-18-2007, 10:23 PM

Speaking of, there has never been a thread filled with this many people I have ever wanted to bitch slap before.

;) :D

--Dazz

WHAT?! You don't like the Frenzy & Dazzler friendship?!

Dazzler

07-18-2007, 10:56 PM

WHAT?! You don't like the Frenzy & Dazzler friendship?!

Nah. I love each character unto themselves as characters. Dazzler...well...Dazzler is my bitch and Frenzy makes me wet. *I* want to be bitchslapped by her.

The two together make me "meh".

--Dazz

Froggy

07-18-2007, 11:04 PM

Speaking of, there has never been a thread filled with this many people I have ever wanted to bitch slap before.

;) :D

--Dazz

glad to see i'm not in that group............hopefully

Dagger

07-19-2007, 06:42 AM

I picked the obvious choice, the only choice, I wanna do you Nyssie!

Brian M.

07-19-2007, 06:54 AM

I would endorse a Frenzy + O5 + Dazzler team up.

Faded

07-19-2007, 08:21 AM

It would be the sixth BEST PARTNERSHIP EVAR, but I still support it.

But I want to do Nyssy more. He just won't have me!

Mikl C

07-19-2007, 11:21 AM

I still wanna do you Nyssane.
Except THIS time, I ALREADY HAVE.
Psyche!

Nyssane

07-19-2007, 12:49 PM

LOL, dayum a lot of people want to do me.

I would endorse a Frenzy + O5 + Dazzler team up.

Oah mah gawd, you know Dazzler and Frenzy would just be hangin' all over Angel and Iceman. Fouursooome~~~.

tetragene

07-19-2007, 01:47 PM

I love your Frenzy (and z-list character) obsession, Nyss--but I just personally don't see the team-up. I mean, maybe it could work--but it seems very out of left field, lol ;)

jester1436

07-19-2007, 02:42 PM

I love your Frenzy (and z-list character) obsession, Nyss--but I just personally don't see the team-up. I mean, maybe it could work--but it seems very out of left field, lol ;)

But they were team mates for one storyline! And they obviously see the same stylist.