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ProfeZZor X
09-07-2006, 12:32 PM
It’s 1969, and you’re casually driving along the highway in your freshly washed brand new 1969 Chevy Suburban on a nice day of 78 degrees, with all of the windows rolled down, and a slightly cool breeze envelops the cabin area. Traffic is pretty dense on a late Friday afternoon, as everyone is trying to get out of town for the holiday weekend, so you sit and wait. Your 10 and 6 year old are in the back seat listening to the radio show “To Tell The Truth”, with Gary Moore, and your significant other is gazing out of the passenger window, humming the theme song from a popular television show that slips your mind. All the while, you’re minding your own business, obeying the local traffic laws, as you glance over and wave at your stand still vehicular neighbor.

And as you glance through their slightly hazy windows, you see a group of individuals with large X’s branded on various parts of their tightly fitting uniforms, through a chain link fence of the local military base. They appear to be attempting to apprehend a man in a gladiator-like costume of crimson red and royal purple. He gestures his arms in a fashion as if he is commanding something, when in fact he is manipulating the surrounding metal in the area into organic shapes, and creating what can only be described as a vibrating disturbance in the air around his immediate area.

While the traffic is still at a stand still, a scrawny looking teenager with an unusual pair of goggles shoots red beams of light from his eyes at the man, while a red headed young girl places her index fingers at her temples, and levitates an object to throw at the strange man. Another costumed character flies gracefully over the roof of your Suburban, dawning bleach white feathery wings, and some sort of elongated tube with an eye-piece at the end of it’s tip, that kind of resembles a bazooka. Another individual that can only be described as a brawny costumed man with extremely large hands and bare feet, using a great amount of agility on the apparatus in his immediate area. Lastly, there is a very young boy skating on what looks like a bridge made of ice, and he looks as if he’s covered in slushy white snow. He makes a few gestures as if he’s about to throw something at the gladiator-like costumed man, and it turns out to be a series of snowballs, created out of thin air.

All the while, your kids take notice, and stare at this event in absolute amazement. Then, they ask the inevitable questions:

Who are those people… What makes them different from us… Why are those people different from us… How can they do things like that… Where do they come from... How can I be like that.

How would you describe what mutants are to your children?

Mikl C
09-07-2006, 12:35 PM
MENACE1!!1!11!one!

Sentinel K
09-07-2006, 12:37 PM
They're Gonna Eat Your Face While You Sleep!!

Unless You Eat Your ****ing Vegetables You Little ****.

Beast
09-07-2006, 12:38 PM
Mommy... Daddy... What's Vietnam?

Michael P
09-07-2006, 12:59 PM
Why is the military base right next to the highway?

Josh S
09-07-2006, 01:29 PM
I'd probably be so irked at the traffic delay that I would take it out on my kids via a stern "shut the hell up" followed by some swift smacks to the head.

Beast
09-07-2006, 01:42 PM
I'd probably be some irked at the traffic delay that I would take it out on my kids via a stern "shut the hell up" followed by some swift smacks to the head.
*Beast hmms* Are you my dad? :D

originalxmen
09-07-2006, 11:56 PM
"Those stupids dressed in yellow and black".

Rachel Grey
09-08-2006, 12:49 AM
Very funny, honey. Ha ha. Now quit talking with your mouth and use your telepathy like mama taught you.

Sanagi
09-08-2006, 01:04 AM
It'd be a lot harder to explain all the superheroes who aren't mutants. And good luck keeping your kids away from the gamma bomb testing range once you do.

Joe Acro
09-08-2006, 08:58 AM
Mutants are what really hides in your closet. See? Those monsters aren't so scary-looking after all.

minx
09-08-2006, 10:10 AM
Well, i would say: Thats what we are darling. I hope your Daddy dont go hurt...Iam always so scared about that..:D :D

gideon
09-08-2006, 02:38 PM
Leaving aside quibbles that emerge, props to the Professor for a well written little muse.

ProfeZZor X
09-08-2006, 02:41 PM
Leaving aside quibbles that emerge, props to the Professor for a well written little muse.

Thanks.. Just trying to set the mood of this thread, to get you guys in the chain of thought. Even did a little research on the radio shows and vehicles for that time period for authenticity.

Affinity
09-08-2006, 02:44 PM
Wow, did you write that? Proper grammar and everything. Dude, seriously, keep posting like that. It's nice.

As far what mutants are, I don't know. If in this scenario I'm human and comics and the X-Men didn't exist in that world, of course, they're horrible monsters and the kids and wife should close thier eyes.

Joe Acro
09-08-2006, 02:48 PM
If in this scenario I'm human and comics and the X-Men didn't exist in that world, of course, they're horrible monsters and the kids and wife should close thier eyes.
Well, comics would exist and X-Men would exist (considering that's who's in the story), with comics later displaying an interpretation of mutants.

blackphoenix
09-08-2006, 03:01 PM
"See, kids? That's what happens to you when you touch yourself at night.":evilsmile

ProfeZZor X
09-08-2006, 03:33 PM
What I should have done was make the kids older, around puberty age. That way, you'd have to incorporate the "birds and the bees" theory in your answers... instead of describing them as monsters.

Affinity
09-08-2006, 03:34 PM
Well, comics would exist and X-Men would exist (considering that's who's in the story), with comics later displaying an interpretation of mutants.
The comics would exist, sure, but it'd be Superman and Power Girl and Tigra running around and not the X-Men being printed. That's what I meant. That should have been obvious, I didn't make myself clear.

Zombienorthstar
09-08-2006, 03:43 PM
Yes timmy....when a mommy human loves a daddy mutant...the daddy mutant will kill her with his eye beams....now what have we learned son? Never love.

Mikl C
09-08-2006, 03:47 PM
Yes timmy....when a mommy human loves a daddy mutant...the daddy mutant will kill her with his eye beams....now what have we learned son? Never love.

Awww Lewis! I love you!

Zombienorthstar
09-08-2006, 03:48 PM
Awww Lewis! I love you!

You will most likely meet a painful eyebeamy death then.

Mikl C
09-08-2006, 03:49 PM
I am made of diaaaMUnd! I do not get blasted yah?!

ProfeZZor X
09-08-2006, 03:53 PM
Maybe I should have been much clearer on what my thread was asking...

As a parent yourself (for sake of this thread), how would your describe to your adolescent kids how these people, the X-Men, are able to do such incredible things and look different from normal people?

Given, you're living in the year is 1969, and your knowledge on mutations would be almost non existent.

Joe Acro
09-08-2006, 04:12 PM
The comics would exist, sure, but it'd be Superman and Power Girl and Tigra running around and not the X-Men being printed.Well, probably not at the time, yes.

As for ProffeZZor X's rewritten question, I'd probably say that they are demons or sinners punished for their previous deeds.

curefreak
09-08-2006, 07:28 PM
Maybe I should have been much clearer on what my thread was asking...

As a parent yourself (for sake of this thread), how would your describe to your adolescent kids how these people, the X-Men, are able to do such incredible things and look different from normal people?

Given, you're living in the year is 1969, and your knowledge on mutations would be almost non existent.
of course the question is how do you describe something thats completly alien to you?

Tazirai
09-08-2006, 10:42 PM
Why is the military base right next to the highway?


thats the better question hehe.

ReaderX
09-09-2006, 04:03 AM
"You see that big man swinging on the lightpole? He ate his vegetables! The girl with the red hair obviously reads a lot, and the one with wings prayed every night before going to bed. Now that mean man that's crashing all the cars and caused the traffic jam, he didn't have a good upbringing like you kids. Why, he's just a mean old grouch!

Rachel Grey
09-10-2006, 12:52 AM
"You see that big man swinging on the lightpole? He ate his vegetables! The girl with the red hair obviously reads a lot, and the one with wings prayed every night before going to bed. Now that mean man that's crashing all the cars and caused the traffic jam, he didn't have a good upbringing like you kids. Why, he's just a mean old grouch!

lol! Okay, this I like!

Well done :D

ProfeZZor X
09-10-2006, 09:51 AM
Why is the military base right next to the highway?

They exist out here in California... Not necessarily right next to the highway, but enough to where you can see military personnel.