Campus chicks- WTF???

[Golon9977]

So I have been back in college for three semesters now and I have noticed that there are so many beautiful women walking around the campus, its hard to avoid them if I wanted to. Yet, when I get to my classes, there is only 2-4beautiful women. Whats up with that????

[JeffreyWKramer]

So I have been back in college for three semesters now and I have noticed that there are so many beautiful women walking around the campus, its hard to avoid them if I wanted to. Yet, when I get to my classes, there is only 2-4beautiful women. Whats up with that????

Obviously the beautiful ladies are avoiding taking the same classes you take.

[Davideaux]

Are you a science major? If so, you won't find the hot chicks there. Go to the English, Communications, Business or Sociology classes.

[Lord Ichabod]

hot chicks don't have to go to class. duh.

[BlairH]

There's hundreds at Strathclyde University. Particularly in the Law school.

[tricksterpup]

The odds are you are a geek, taking geeky classes. Hot chicks do not take geeky classes. unless they are into librarian science. But that is Librarian hot..

[Winslow]

The beautiful women are not really students. They are models, retained by the University in order to attract and recruit top athletes.

[tricksterpup]

The beautiful women are not really students. They are models, retained by the University in order to attract and recruit top athletes.
So is that why you joined the Coast Guard?

[Winslow]

So is that why you joined the Coast Guard?

Indeed, it was all about meeting women.

Unfortunately, the Coast Guard Academy was only 10% women at the time.

The Coast Guard Recruiting information was deceptive . . . bastards.

[tricksterpup]

Indeed, it was all about meeting women.

Unfortunately, the Coast Guard Academy was only 10% women at the time.

The Coast Guard Recruiting information was deceptive . . . bastards.
See you are the Earth2 Forefinger and Forefinger fell for the same trick with the Army. He is much smarter now, going to College to look at those hot models.

[Dreadstar]

So I have been back in college for three semesters now and I have noticed that there are so many beautiful women walking around the campus, its hard to avoid them if I wanted to. Yet, when I get to my classes, there is only 2-4beautiful women. Whats up with that????

God is taunting you. Or maybe he's being obvious. Like placing you on a street and allowing you to peer in a window at the diners in a Smith and Wollensky that you could never afford and then turning you around to point at the hotdog cart.

See that girl walking across the quad? The one with the face of an angel and perfect breasts and the low-rises with the just-so muffin-top?

Forget it.

But see, that's OK. Because Plain Jane a couple of seats over in the Calculus class?

Girl's a freak, man. I'm telling you.

[Alan Lynch]

There's hundreds at Strathclyde University.
This is true. Stirling University has a remarkable ratio of sexy ladies:men.

Just not in Philosophy...

[tricksterpup]

Hah!

_10_characters_
Well he does have a nice cock.
http://www.easternsamar.de/files/grafik/typ%20filipio/rooster.jpg

[Dreadstar]

Looks kinda . . . small . . . to me.

[Forefinger]

doesn't really make sense now.......

[Golon9977]

Obviously the beautiful ladies are avoiding taking the same classes you take.
The nerve of them

Are you a science major? If so, you won't find the hot chicks there. Go to the English, Communications, Business or Sociology classes.
Yea I'm a science major. Nursing classes include sciene classes though. So why are there no beautiful future nurses in my classes :eek:

[Golon9977]

This thread keeps on disappearing. Is it being deleted and bruoght back?

[BlairH]

This is true. Stirling University has a remarkable ratio of sexy ladies:men.

Just not in Philosophy...

Philosophy eh? You might know one of my good friends, Thomas Tyrell?

[BoosterBronze]

Have you considered that college is a place of education, and rational thought, not a place to go worrying about your loins flinching for physically appealing females? Hit the books boy, leave your Jimmy on ice.

[Michael P]

God is taunting you. Or maybe he's being obvious. Like placing you on a street and allowing you to peer in a window at the diners in a Smith and Wollensky that you could never afford and then turning you around to point at the hotdog cart.

See that girl walking across the quad? The one with the face of an angel and perfect breasts and the low-rises with the just-so muffin-top?

Forget it.

But see, that's OK. Because Plain Jane a couple of seats over in the Calculus class?

Girl's a freak, man. I'm telling you.
This man speaks truth.

[tricksterpup]

If you want the chicks.. you need to look like this.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/Winslow.jpg

He gets all the hot chicks.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/baywatch.jpg

[tricksterpup]

God is taunting you. Or maybe he's being obvious. Like placing you on a street and allowing you to peer in a window at the diners in a Smith and Wollensky that you could never afford and then turning you around to point at the hotdog cart.

See that girl walking across the quad? The one with the face of an angel and perfect breasts and the low-rises with the just-so muffin-top?

Forget it.

But see, that's OK. Because Plain Jane a couple of seats over in the Calculus class?

Girl's a freak, man. I'm telling you.
dirty ole man, you been on that Campus way to long.. You know the truth and all the Calculus girls.

[Dreadstar]

dirty ole man, you been on that Campus way to long.. You know the truth and all the Calculus girls.
Let's put it this way:

After moving out of the pre-med grind, I was pretty sure I was going to become a math prof.

I'm soooooo glad I didn't. I'd have never stayed out of trouble.

[tricksterpup]

Let's put it this way:

After moving out of the pre-med grind, I was pretty sure I was going to become a math prof.

I'm soooooo glad I didn't. I'd have never stayed out of trouble.
You are a man after my own heart there Dread... I appreciate people like you.

[Dreadstar]

You are a man after my own heart there Dread... I appreciate people like you.

Of course, you need someone to make you look good by comparison.

I live to serve.

[tricksterpup]

Of course, you need someone to make you look good by comparison.

I live to serve.
Yes but you also have that look of a Father/Authority figure going. Those freshman girls need someone to comfort them in a time of need. If Howy was there, he wouldn't have time for sleep.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Yea I'm a science major. Nursing classes include sciene classes though. So why are there no beautiful future nurses in my classes :eek:


I dunno about your school, but at a lot of schools, including my alma mater, the nursing students made up their own sections of a lot of the science classes. They courses would be identical to the Intro to Chem and Human Physiology classes taken by, say, bio or pre-med majors, but they'd have their own all-nurses sections, largely in order to facilitate scheduling those classes in with the other classes required of nursing students.

[Ed Cunard]

After moving out of the pre-med grind, I was pretty sure I was going to become a math prof.

I'm soooooo glad I didn't. I'd have never stayed out of trouble.

Or misery--imagine how much more often you'd come to the "Didn't you date my mother?" conversation.

[Dreadstar]

Or misery--imagine how much more often you'd come to the "Didn't you date my mother?" conversation.


. . .


I hate you.

[tricksterpup]

At least he didnt say Grandmother.

[Dreadstar]

At least he didnt say Grandmother.


Hey, now, I'm not that o--



...shit.

[Ed Cunard]

. . .


I hate you.

Smooches.

That's actually one of my fears regarding becoming a professor in the future, so I feel you.

[Charles RB]

Have you considered that college is a place of education, and rational thought, not a place to go worrying about your loins flinching for physically appealing females?

We can multi-task and do both.

Except the day before essays are due, then our minds are focused on "ARG GOTTA FINISH IT GOTTA FINISH IT!".

[tricksterpup]

Hey, now, I'm not that o--



...shit.
hey nothing wrong with Bagging the Grand Mother in the day, the Mother and the Daughter. As long as your not the father to the Mother and Daughter. ;)

Ok, i finally took the thread there.

[Ray R.]

Indeed, it was all about meeting women.

Unfortunately, the Coast Guard Academy was only 10% women at the time.

The Coast Guard Recruiting information was deceptive . . . bastards.

You had Conn College across the street for crying out loud, which was probably all women when you were wearing the dress-up whites in New London.

You get no sympathy from me, pal. We had to road trip to Mt. Holyoke and Smith College, not walk across the quad to find horny coeds.

[tricksterpup]

You had Conn College across the street for crying out loud, which was probably all women when you were wearing the dress-up whites in New London.

You get no sympathy from me, pal. We had to road trip to Mt. Holyoke and Smith College, not walk across the quad to find horny coeds.
yes but he always got lost.

[Slam_Bradley]

Have you thought about getting married?

As soon as I got married about half the hot chicks on campus suddenly became interested.

[Golon9977]

Have you considered that college is a place of education, and rational thought, not a place to go worrying about your loins flinching for physically appealing females? Hit the books boy, leave your Jimmy on ice.
But its easier to get laid with your study partner than some random womanin a club. You just have to be attracted to her.

Have you thought about getting married?

As soon as I got married about half the hot chicks on campus suddenly became interested.
Getting married kills the relationship. Maybe I should just wear a ring and pretend Im married.

[tricksterpup]

But its easier to get laid with your study partner than some random womanin a club. You just have to be attracted to her.


Getting married kills the relationship. Maybe I should just wear a ring and pretend Im married.
Wait, you could pretend to be gay and then be every hot chicks best friend. Then they could try to convert you, wait.. thats just a fantasy..

[Winslow]

You had Conn College across the street for crying out loud, which was probably all women when you were wearing the dress-up whites in New London.

You get no sympathy from me, pal. We had to road trip to Mt. Holyoke and Smith College, not walk across the quad to find horny coeds.

I never met any Conn College women. *sniff*

Well, I did, but they though I was a dork - can you imagine?

yes but he always got lost.

I never could read those Connecticut street maps.

[phoenixrising]

Try dumbing yourself down. Hot chicks love dumb guys (and vice versa). The "hot women" on campus usually populate the easiest classes, along with all of the athletes. Good luck with that. We real women will will wait until you have it out of your system and you're graduated to change your life.

[Forefinger]

While in college, get a part time job. Use the money from that to pay hookers for sex. Problem solved.

[Slam_Bradley]

I never could read those Connecticut street maps.


I trust you weren't a navigator in the Coast Guard.

[Slam_Bradley]

We real women will will wait until you have it out of your system and you're graduated to change your life.



The part of this sentence that I have difficulty with is that you are really hot.

[Golon9977]

The "hot women" on campus usually populate the easiest classes
Thats just a silly superstition.

While in college, get a part time job. Use the money from that to pay hookers for sex. Problem solved.
You think any of those hot chicks on campus are hookers?

[Winslow]

I trust you weren't a navigator in the Coast Guard.

Bearing zero nine zero (090), or two-seven-zero (270) - no problem.

East and west, left and right, I'm lost. Yes, I'm partially dyslexic.

(numbers come from a different part of the brain than words)

I found navigating - which was all numbers, to be easy. :D

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I have no advice for meeting women, except STOP trying to meet women. Kinda bizarre, but it worked for me. Desperation can be smelled from a mile away.

[Dreadstar]

You think any of those hot chicks on campus are hookers?

No, but if one is to believe the trend in online porn, they have to pay for books somehow...

[phoenixrising]

Thats just a silly superstition.


No, it isn't. I went to college six years - and the only time I saw really attractive people was in entry-level or jock classes.

[HomerJay]

Try dumbing yourself down. Hot chicks love dumb guys (and vice versa). The "hot women" on campus usually populate the easiest classes, along with all of the athletes. Good luck with that. We real women will will wait until you have it out of your system and you're graduated to change your life.
Listen to the lady, she's wise.

Early in college, it seemed like I got laid most often when I just pretended to be another drunk dumbass (who am I kidding, I WAS a drunk dumbass). During that period, my friends actually began to wager on who I'd end up going home with each night.
Once I settled down and actually started taking things seriously, the Kelly Bundys of the campus disappeared from my bed AND my "classes". That's when I met my wife who's both hot and has a masters degree.

A word of advice though: the first day of any class, show up only a minute or 2 before it starts so YOU can CHOOSE who you sit next to and are subsequently paired up with.

[Michael P]

I think it's been said, but if you're into the freaky, go for the humanities chicks. English Lit., History, Philosophy, etc.

[Ray R.]

I have no advice for meeting women, except STOP trying to meet women. Kinda bizarre, but it worked for me. Desperation can be smelled from a mile away.

Absolutely right. Walking around like a drooling stooge begging for a hookup, and focusing only on physical features is an exercise in futility.

You don't need to be Clive Owen or Johnny Depp to meet and interact with attractive and interesting women. Watch "The Tao of Steve". It's educational.

Be confident, but not arrogant or aloof. Or as they say in football after scoring a TD, "act like you've been there before."

Personally, I always though eye contact was the key, with conversation staying light, non-threatening, but slightly inquisitive. Listen first, then talk.

And I agree with earlier posters. The quiet, mousy ones are sometimes the most adventurous in bed....I'll take a sexy librarian over the intellectual equivalent of a speed bump with tits any day of the week. Little blonde fuckbunnies are fun, but the alternating dead silence over breakfast or the incessant need for self-esteem bumps can diminish the flames of lust, at least IMHO.

Ah, but now I'm 38, divorced, with two kids, and a paunch from eating Chinese food in the office at ten PM four nights a week. I'm lucky to share a flirt or two in the 12 items or less aisle.....but I'm in no hurry, not really looking (I'm swimming around in Lake Me for awhile), and have the old-fashioned romantic notion that it'll happen when I don't expect it to. We'll see....

So Confucious says, stop looking for the perfect girl or boy to make a tenous connection with, look for the solid connection with an imperfect boy or girl.

[Forefinger]

No, but if one is to believe the trend in online porn, they have to pay for books somehow...
Hell yeah. Other trends to follow are driving up to various women in your van and asking them to come back to your place. It's sure to work!

[tricksterpup]

Little blonde fuckbunnies are fun, but the alternating dead silence over breakfast or the incessant need for self-esteem bumps can diminish the flames of lust, at least IMHO.

I am amazed at how it lasted till Morning??? Havent you ever done the following?
You: "Its 3 am, I gotta go."
Her: "But its your place."
You: "Then why are you still here?"

Yes, Hot dumb girls serve a purpose in your single years. Go have fun.. talk to them, meet them but remember do not play their best friend. That type casts you into the stero typical nerd realm which means no sex for you. You want to stay away from that.

God, Ray, you still crack me up.. eating breakfast with them.. funniest thing I read all day. ;)

[tricksterpup]

Hell yeah. Other trends to follow are driving up to various women in your van and asking them to come back to your place. It's sure to work!
Fore, I have seen your van.. the white one with the windows painted black. It rocks as a dating machine. ;)

[Ray R.]

Fore, I have seen your van.. the white one with the windows painted black. It rocks as a dating machine. ;)

I love the bumper sticker -- "If this van is rocking, don't come knocking."

Classy....

Personally, my van is going to have detailing. A semi-naked woman with a sword straddling a tiger perhaps, or an American flag with the head of a bald eagle on it. Chick magnet.

[tricksterpup]

I love the bumper sticker -- "If this van is rocking, don't come knocking."

Classy....

Personally, my van is going to have detailing. A semi-naked woman with a sword straddling a tiger perhaps, or an American flag with the head of a bald eagle on it. Chick magnet.
funny, i was going with the typical serial killer van look. ;)

[Ray R.]

I am amazed at how it lasted till Morning??? Havent you ever done the following?
You: "Its 3 am, I gotta go."
Her: "But its your place."
You: "Then why are you still here?"

Yes, Hot dumb girls serve a purpose in your single years. Go have fun.. talk to them, meet them but remember do not play their best friend. That type casts you into the stero typical nerd realm which means no sex for you. You want to stay away from that.

God, Ray, you still crack me up.. eating breakfast with them.. funniest thing I read all day. ;)

You dog, you...

I plead guilty on the breakfast thing, I lived in a frat house for a couple of years. What good is the "walk of shame" if noone can see it because it's pitchblack in the middle of the night? Besides, I have no desire to cook my own breakfast if I can get someone else to do it.....;)

[Ray R.]

funny, i was going with the typical serial killer van look. ;)

I usually see those parked around the middle schools. Hard to meet women there, unless you've got a thing for chubby crossing guards. (Which I can understand....).

[tricksterpup]

I usually see those parked around the middle schools. Hard to meet women there, unless you've got a thing for chubby crossing guards. (Which I can understand....).
Well you can not make outfits out of skinny girls. Didnt you learn anything from Buffallo Bill?

[tricksterpup]

You dog, you...

I plead guilty on the breakfast thing, I lived in a frat house for a couple of years. What good is the "walk of shame" if noone can see it because it's pitchblack in the middle of the night? Besides, I have no desire to cook my own breakfast if I can get someone else to do it.....;)
I could never have done the Frat house. I like living with small numbers.

[Ray R.]

I could never have done the Frat house. I like living with small numbers.

Mixed bag. The place smelled like beer and vomit most of the time, and there's nothing more annoying than a bunch of drunk morons breaking things in the middle of the night.

On the plus side, I had two pot dealers in the same building and could buy a quarter for $30 24/7, as well as choose from a cornucopia of other fine drugs like mescaline, mushrooms and hash when they arrived on "special". It was as if Cheech and Chong opened a Seven-Eleven.

Ah, the halcyon days of college. Wish I remembered them.....

[Golon9977]

Where do you guys come up with "its the quiet ones that are the freakiest"? Any girl who gets comfortable around you and is so into you would be willing to do the nastiest freakiest things- no matter if shes quiet, loud, has low self esteem or has mental problems. Women like sex and are as adventurous with sex as guys are.

No, but if one is to believe the trend in online porn, they have to pay for books somehow...

Are you trying to say that those girls I see on porn aren't really virgins or it really wasn't their first lesbian experience???? :eek: :(

[Golon9977]

That's when I met my wife who's both hot and has a masters degree.
Thats sex suicide. Once you get married, its taboo to sleep with other women. I don't want that!

A word of advice though: the first day of any class, show up only a minute or 2 before it starts so YOU can CHOOSE who you sit next to and are subsequently paired up with.
Well by that time most of the seats will be taken then you won't have much choices on seats. If you're good looking, chicks will sit around you.

[Ray R.]

Where do you guys come up with "its the quiet ones that are the freakiest"? Any girl who gets comfortable around you and is so into you would be willing to do the nastiest freakiest things- no matter if shes quiet, loud, has low self esteem or has mental problems. Women like sex and are as adventurous with sex as guys are.

How old are you? I'm guessing between 18-20. There's a difference between good sex and great sex. It might be hard to quantify on a PG-rated comic book message board, but there IS a difference. Absolutely....



Are you trying to say that those girls I see on porn aren't really virgins or it really wasn't their first lesbian experience???? :eek: :(

They also feel completely comfortable in front of two lighting guys, the guy running the boom mike, the director, and the fellow handing out Astroglide and making sandwiches.

[Michael P]

If you're good looking, chicks will sit around you.
See, *this* is why you need to take the choice out of their hands.

[Forefinger]

Fore, I have seen your van.. the white one with the windows painted black. It rocks as a dating machine. ;)
Hell yeah. My camera guy attracts all the slutty "Girls Gone Wild" types of girls when we drive around in the "Chick Magnet".

[Forefinger]

funny, i was going with the typical serial killer van look. ;)
That's what I was going for! Man, great minds thing alike and stuff.

[Super Samurai]

Were there alot of girls when you guys went to college?It seems that in my college it's like there are 4 girls to every guy. Hell, in most of my classes there are usually only 3 or 4 guys. Not that I'm complaining...:D

[Forefinger]

Were there alot of girls when you guys went to college?It seems that in my college it's like there are 4 girls to every guy. Hell, in most of my classes there are usually only 3 or 4 guys. Not that I'm complaining...:D
In the only "real" classes that I've sat in on, there is a good mixture of people. There are usually hot 18-20 year olds in the lower level classes that come to class half naked. Good stuff!

[Golon9977]

How old are you? I'm guessing between 18-20. There's a difference between good sex and great sex. It might be hard to quantify on a PG-rated comic book message board, but there IS a difference. Absolutely....

Next year, I'll be dragged into my third decade of life. I agree that theres good and great sex. This has nothing to do with the stereotype of quiet girls being kinky. I merely stated that women, whether they are or are not quiet, can get kinky.

See, *this* is why you need to take the choice out of their hands.
Hey....!

Were there alot of girls when you guys went to college?It seems that in my college it's like there are 4 girls to every guy. Hell, in most of my classes there are usually only 3 or 4 guys. Not that I'm complaining...:D
Yep. But those girls arent that attractive.

[tricksterpup]

Next year, I'll be dragged into my third decade of life. I agree that theres good and great sex. This has nothing to do with the stereotype of quiet girls being kinky. I merely stated that women, whether they are or are not quiet, can get kinky.

hehe.. you have not lived life yet then. Seriously, not all women want kinky. The wildest women I have ever done, were actually older women. You want to worn down to the numb.. do one of your professors. I can tell some of the wildest craziest sex you can find will be a woman between 36-45. She will leave you to the point where you want to go home crying cause you were abused in so many ways. Bah, younger women, do not know what they want or what to do.

[K'Nort]

No, it isn't. I went to college six years - and the only time I saw really attractive people was in entry-level or jock classes.

On the flip side, our cheerleaders all seemed to be either math or chemistry majors. It can depend a lot on how many alternative schools are in the general geographic area (like 200 square miles). An individual school will have stereotypes, but you can't apply it nationwide.


I also have a friend who paid for his first two years of college as a live-in houseboy for one of the sororities. Now that was an education.

[Gumbo Maximillian]

On the flip side, our cheerleaders all seemed to be either math or chemistry majors. It can depend a lot on how many alternative schools are in the general geographic area (like 200 square miles). An individual school will have stereotypes, but you can't apply it nationwide.


I also have a friend who paid for his first two years of college as a live-in houseboy for one of the sororities. Now that was an education.


Live-In House Boy?

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

How old are you? I'm guessing between 18-20. There's a difference between good sex and great sex. It might be hard to quantify on a PG-rated comic book message board, but there IS a difference. Absolutely....


Not that hard.

One makes you feel good, and without realising you say "Ahhh" at the climax of it.

The other kinda scares you a bit, and without realisng you scream "Holy Fucking Jesus" at the climax and then have trouble walking afterwards.

[K'Nort]

Live-In House Boy?

Some of the houseboys just had shifts and lived elsewhere.