Why I Love Everything That Is Lorna "Polaris" Dane

[rilokyle]

You've seen that Dazzler thread. You read through that Chamber thread. You loved that Monet thread. You still go nuts over all those Rogue, Jean, and Cyclops threads. And you might even remember that Cannonball thead. But now, for your viewing and posting pleasure, I give my Top 10 Reasons, why Lorna Dana, aka Polaris, is by far, the fairest X-Man of them all.



10. SHE HAS GREEN HAIR.
Long before Viper, Dr. Samson, and Agent Brand came onto the scene, Lorna was proudly sporting the green do. Editors and writers seem to forget its part of her mutation, but the fact that she still has her green locks proves that she is still technically a mutant.


9. SHE WAS THE SECOND X-WOMAN TO SHOW THE X-BOYS WHATS UP.
Have you heard the phrase, "First is the worst, second is the best"? Well its true. While Jean was busy with Cyke, Lorna was busy getting her flirt on with the other x-boys. And she also showed her feminism in the 60s, before it was even cool.

HAVOK: Lorna and I'll look thru them for info on Karl Lykos!
ICEMAN: Just see that that's all you do, friend! Lorna's MY chick, remember!
LORNA: I'm nobody's property, Bobby, except my own! But this is neither the time nor place to talk about that! [Uncanny X-Men #61]

LORNA: Bobby's fun, Jean- but I'm nobody's girl! [Uncanny X-Men #60]


8. SHE IS ONE EDUCATED WOMAN.
She put her education before her superheroing when she and Havok quit the team to go pursue their degrees in geophysics. Half the X-Men probably didn't even graduate high school, let alone go to college. So props to Lorna for making college the cool thing to do.


7. SHE'S SASSY, FIESTY, AND FUNNY.
Lorna has always been one fiesty, sassy chick. She actually has a personality.

"I'm not one to criticize, but I've been eavesdropping on every one of your dramatic entrances...and you people are in desperate need of new material! Creative you're not." [Lorna lets the Genoshans have it in X-Factor #91]


6. SHE'S BADASS. DO NOT MESS WITH HER!!
Anyone remember that time she wiped out all the X-Men at her wedding without even breaking a sweat? Or that time she almost let Nurse Annie almost have it? Lorna is fierce. Her powers are strong. Do not cross her.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/Polaris/flyingnun.jpg


5. SHE'S HALF-JEWISH.
You may hate this retcon, but whether you like it or not, Lorna is Magneto's daughter. That makes her partially-Jewish. That is awesome.


4. SHE GETS POSSESSED, FINDS LONG-LOST RELATIVES, GOES CRAZY, AND GETS TURNED INTO HORSEMEN OF APOCALYPSE LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
Writers love having her get possesed and re-possesed over and over again. And when she's not brainwashed, her boyfriend is. Can't these two catch a break? But it's all good, because Lorna always triumphs in the end and shows the villains what's up.


3. HER COSTUME CHOICES WOULD GIVE JOAN RIVERS A HERNIA.
Love them or hate them, Lorna certainly loves having provocative costumes. Whether adorned with headpieces and skulls, bathing suits, or bat wings and a halo, Lorna still manages to pull each outfit off, because she's awesome. Anyone remember this "hormone inducing" outift?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/Polaris/Hormone.jpg


2. HER BOYFRIEND IS HOT.
Whether you like them as a couple or not, Lorna and Alex will forever be a supercouple of the x-men. They've been on-again off-again since the 60s, and I personally think its time for Lorna to get knocked up and marry Alex once and for all. He's absolutely gorgeous, and Alex and Lorna are meant to be. They've been through as many trials and tribulations as Scott and Jean, but one thing has never changed: their eternal, undying love for each other. They're perfect together.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/24801.jpg





AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY LORNA DANE IS AWESOME.................


SHE'S HOT.
I'm gay, but I'll admit it. She's hot. I'd tap that. Her boyfriend's hot. She's hot. They're a match made in comic book heaven.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/Polaris/swimsuit92.jpg





Well, what do you guys think? Discuss, debate, relate, do it all. Post good Lorna quotes. Tell fun Lorna stories. Post pretty Lorna pictures. This thread took much longer to make then I anticipated, so you better have enjoyed all my hard work. GO TEAM LORNA!!!

[Arrjay]

Heh.

You're so funny dude.

:D

[Jake V]

I like her because the carpet matches the drapes.

And she puts out on the first date.

[Mikl C]

I love Lornaaa! She has green hair and is fab. I'll add more later hehe.

[rilokyle]

To get this thread rolling along, I thought I'd post a picture I didn't have room for in the Top 10.

From her post-Alex, X-Factor days........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/Polaris/Polaris-Blue-Yellow2-14.jpg

[Novaya Havoc]

I loved the gold/red costume. I thought it was hot. Sue me.

Lorna was always so much good fun. I always loved her. I was so sad that through the 80s she just kind of disappeared and was brainwashed all the time. Sucks.

[rilokyle]

I loved the gold/red costume. I thought it was hot. Sue me.

Lorna was always so much good fun. I always loved her. I was so sad that through the 80s she just kind of disappeared and was brainwashed all the time. Sucks.
Yeah, I didn't like that when Claremont came on to the title, she and Alex kinda faded to the background until the late 80s. And poor Lorna- she wasn't back on an x-team until X-Factor in 1991 or whatever.

And even though Austen put Lorna through a lot of crap, I'm glad that he at least returned her to the X-Men after another stint in Limbo-land. She's finally back to being an A-Lister!!

[ibrakeforchinwe]

Lorna is awesome. She deserves alot more spotlight than she gets. I hope Brubakers Uncanny really helps her popularity:D

[rilokyle]

Lorna is awesome. She deserves alot more spotlight than she gets. I hope Brubakers Uncanny really helps her popularity:D
Yeah, so far he hasn't really done anything spectacular with her yet. Hopefully Uncanny X-Men 478 will be a good Alex/Lorna issue, what with them on the cover and all.

[Novaya Havoc]

Yeah, I didn't like that when Claremont came on to the title, she and Alex kinda faded to the background until the late 80s. And poor Lorna- she wasn't back on an x-team until X-Factor in 1991 or whatever.


I'm surprised Lorna the Amazon Queen wasn't a reason. :p

ps... Polaris was my #2 on the Top 50 X-Men vote. :D

[fishtaco]

I've always liked Polaris.

[rilokyle]

I'm surprised Lorna the Amazon Queen wasn't a reason. :p

ps... Polaris was my #2 on the Top 50 X-Men vote. :D
LOL- for all my adoration of Lorna, I've never heard of the 'Lorna the Amazon Queen' moniker. What's it from?

Oh, and I'm so pysched she's your #2. I'm pretty sure she was my #1. I can't remember if I put Havok or Polaris first though. I think it was Polaris- I forget! :eek:

Oh, and psst- I put Dazzler as my #4 I think. I'm not sure who was #3 though... I have such awful memory!

[rilokyle]

I've always liked Polaris.
You do??

Tell some good Polaris stories! Do you know why Chris sent her off into obscurity for so long?

[Novaya Havoc]

LOL- for all my adoration of Lorna, I've never heard of the 'Lorna the Amazon Queen' moniker. What's it from?


When she had her secondary mutation and got all She-Hulk sized and super strong. After the X-Men went through the seige and the whole Zaladane thing.

[AceOfSpades]

I love Polaris when she's sane. When she's being schizo-ish I could deal without her. But to her credit Austen was the writer during that time. And that damn nurse did keep trying to steal her man:p So I guess it was a deserved craziness

[jen]

Polaris is in my top ten! I hope Bru does something great with her as well. She needs a writer who loves her! :D

[Affinity]

Lorna is definitely hot stuff. I like her, a lot. It's been rough for her these past few writers she's had, but Brubaker is being cool.

[fishtaco]

You do??

Tell some good Polaris stories! Do you know why Chris sent her off into obscurity for so long?X-Men (1st Series) #'s 49-52.
X-Factor (1st Series) #'s 71-83 (not much of a story, actually).
Assorted issues of the Thomas/Adams run (also not much of a story, but all the issues she was in).

Now for the "Chris" ones.

Uncanny X-Men #219.
Uncanny X-Men #'s 221-222.
Uncanny X-Men #'s 249-250.
Uncanny X-Men #253-255, 257-258, 269.

I liked Lorna's She-Hulk-like transformation. She was like a parasite. She was a threat to everyone around her, and there was nothing she could do to control it. Uncanny X-Men #475 reminded me of this, when she told Alex that she's too dangerous and shouldn't be around the X-Men. Not that I liked that issue, or anything. Plus, she kicked around the Reavers.

EDIT: Oops! I forgot Uncanny X-Men #'s 145-147 and X-Men (1st Series) #'s 97, 103-104.

[rilokyle]

I gotta say, while I HATED the way Austen inititally wrote Lorna- angry, sadistic, murderous, and full-blown crazy, I liked how he handled her during The Draco. Her subplot, explaining why she became so crazy, was one of the few good parts of that dreadful storyline.

While he still wrote her pretty loopy-like, she had some good moments. And when Milligan got a hold of her, I was glad that she made lots of quirky, snide comments, even though she was still not the same Lorna we all knew and loved from her X-Factor days. I liked her moment in "Golgotha" when she was questioning her sanity. And the "What Lorna Saw" saw some good Lorna and Alex characterization at last.

So far, Bru has written a pretty decent Alex and Lorna. It's still too early to tell, but I'm hoping he will do something interesting with them, and get them back to their fun-loving days with X-Factor.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm just glad writers are using these two characters again. I may not like how they have been written, but I'm content with them simply being on an x-team. I don't like it when they go into limbo and become background characters.

[The Lucky One]

*ahem*... excuse me, but I believe she prefers to be called "Magnetrix, mistress of magnetism."

Some people.


You may hate this retcon, but whether you like it or not, Lorna is Magneto's daughter.

Never.

-D

[Novaya Havoc]

What we REALLY need in this thread is a pic of the FAAABULOUS Lorna dane from the House of M.

Edit... here we go

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Homfamily.PNG
Coipel draws a bangin Lorna

[Deus ex Chris]

I love Olivier Coipel. His Lorna is great. His Wanda is great, and his Storm is like the best ever.

[rilokyle]

Yeah, his Lorna was bangin', despite the fact that she like, didn't talk at all.

Why is Coipel not on a book yet? His art was beautiful in House of M. I'm shocked we haven't seen more of him recently.

[Novaya Havoc]

I love Olivier Coipel. His Lorna is great. His Wanda is great, and his Storm is like the best ever.
I agree. Coipel is dreeeeamy. I loved House of M mostly for his fab-tabulous art. Even his Dazzler in big Oprah early-90s suit was cute.

On another note: I WANT A ML LORNA! Hopefully in the classic "Greek" outfit. So dreamy.

I remember I peed my pants when I got my Polaris action figure. I searched far and wide, then on a family reunion, my aunt said "I have this 'Polaris' in the back of my car for you." I loooooved that Polaris figure. She was bangin', even if a Rogue re-paint. I had a good imagination, though. My "Dazzler" was a light-up Psylocke with Gambit's plastic trenchcoat cut at waist-high length for a bomber jacket. ;)

[rilokyle]

I agree. Coipel is dreeeeamy. I loved House of M mostly for his fab-tabulous art. Even his Dazzler in big Oprah early-90s suit was cute.

On another note: I WANT A ML LORNA! Hopefully in the classic "Greek" outfit. So dreamy.

I remember I peed my pants when I got my Polaris action figure. I searched far and wide, then on a family reunion, my aunt said "I have this 'Polaris' in the back of my car for you." I loooooved that Polaris figure. She was bangin', even if a Rogue re-paint. I had a good imagination, though. My "Dazzler" was a light-up Psylocke with Gambit's plastic trenchcoat cut at waist-high length for a bomber jacket. ;)
YES! I had the same Polaris action figure! I loved how her power was a "super magnetic upper punch." Poor girl, she deserved better than being a Rogue re-paint. But still, it was hot.

[Novaya Havoc]

YES! I had the same Polaris action figure! I loved how her power was a "super magnetic upper punch." Poor girl, she deserved better than being a Rogue re-paint. But still, it was hot.

Well, Dazzler got no shelf-time. Although her repaint had the fabulous Black Cat hair and was exclusive classic silver goodness.

I was so mad that the light-up line really had no-one with light up POWERS. Only Gambit and Psylocke. Wolverine, Juggernaut, and Nightcrawler should have been totally replaced for Storm, Dazzler, and Jubilee or something. But ToyBiz hated women figures.

[rilokyle]

Well, Dazzler got no shelf-time. Although her repaint had the fabulous Black Cat hair and was exclusive classic silver goodness.

I was so mad that the light-up line really had no-one with light up POWERS. Only Gambit and Psylocke. Wolverine, Juggernaut, and Nightcrawler should have been totally replaced for Storm, Dazzler, and Jubilee or something. But ToyBiz hated women figures.
Oh for real. It doesn't even make sense for Wolverine, Juggs, or Nightcrawler to be "light up."

And yeah, I bet they didn't make more female figures because mostly guys buy action figures, and the male ones probably sell better.

[mattbib]

I've always loved Lorna. I really hope she's returned to the confident, passionate woman she was pre-latest-craziness.

[MakeMineMarvel]

I too am a Lorna lover. The green hair, the banging bod....what's not to love? So glad Bru has her on the Uncanny squad. I hope he treats her well. Though I have a bad feeling she will die in this current arc.
The only knock I have against Polaris is that she so obviously belongs with Iceman and not Havok. Havok is a putz.

[jen]

She's a lucky gal either way. I mean who wouldn't want to be in between Alex and Bobby? She is my idol! ;)

[Novaya Havoc]

I too am a Lorna lover. The green hair, the banging bod....what's not to love? So glad Bru has her on the Uncanny squad. I hope he treats her well. Though I have a bad feeling she will die in this current arc.
The only knock I have against Polaris is that she so obviously belongs with Iceman and not Havok. Havok is a putz.

Ugh. Whatever. Then Havok and Dazzler can get together, and my screenname + love of Dazzler can combine in blissful, blonde glory.

<3!

<drools at jogging picture>

[rilokyle]

She's a lucky gal either way. I mean who wouldn't want to be in between Alex and Bobby? She is my idol! ;)
LOL- mine too! I'm so jealous!


Ugh. Whatever. Then Havok and Dazzler can get together, and my screenname + love of Dazzler can combine in blissful, blonde glory.

<3!

<drools at jogging picture>
Yeah, actually, if I weren't so much in love with Alex and Lorna, I really do think Havok and Dazzler would make a cute couple. That jogging picture is utter hotness.

[Novaya Havoc]

I actually miss your hot Havok av, Kyle. It made me want to Civil Union you in CT, in front of Joe Lieberman.

http://www.figurerealm.com/ItemPics/6423.jpg

MAGNETIC UPPERCUT ACTION!!!!!

Or how about 10" Polaris fun?

http://i7.ebayimg.com/05/i/07/ff/bf/d7_1.JPG

[rilokyle]

I actually miss your hot Havok av, Kyle. It made me want to Civil Union you in CT, in front of Joe Lieberman.


MAGNETIC UPPERCUT ACTION!!!!!
LMAO- yeah, it was a pretty sexy avi. And I love the crack about Joey Liebes.

And I love how Lorna gets a green gun to go with her upper punch. Let me guess, the gun shoots magnetic blasts or something like that. :rolleyes:

And WOAH- why does Lorna have such an awful hair cut? It looks like she has a femme mullet.

[DDM]

X-Men (1st Series) #'s 49-52.
X-Factor (1st Series) #'s 71-83 (not much of a story, actually).
Assorted issues of the Thomas/Adams run (also not much of a story, but all the issues she was in).

Now for the "Chris" ones.

Uncanny X-Men #219.
Uncanny X-Men #'s 221-222.
Uncanny X-Men #'s 249-250.
Uncanny X-Men #253-255, 257-258, 269.

I liked Lorna's She-Hulk-like transformation. She was like a parasite. She was a threat to everyone around her, and there was nothing she could do to control it. Uncanny X-Men #475 reminded me of this, when she told Alex that she's too dangerous and shouldn't be around the X-Men. Not that I liked that issue, or anything. Plus, she kicked around the Reavers.

EDIT: Oops! I forgot Uncanny X-Men #'s 145-147 and X-Men (1st Series) #'s 97, 103-104.


Lorna Dane is still in X-Men: The Hidden Years #1-22.

[DDM]

Lorna Dane is a great character because she didn't know she was a mutant until well in her adulthood; therefore, she really has no desire to be an X-Man or super-hero. She wants to have a normal life. Ironically, Lorna Dane can never really have a normal life precisely due to her mutant genes. I love Uncanny X-Men #145-147 when Xavier calls Polaris & Havok out of reserve status to rescue the other X-Men from Arcade & Doctor Doom. Lorna, at first, says no, but Xavier tells her she has no choice because all of his other X-Men are held captive.

Alex Summers & Lorna Dane to compliment each other really well.

[rilokyle]

Lorna Dane is a great character because she didn't know she was a mutant until well in her adulthood; therefore, she really has no desire to be an X-Man or super-hero. She wants to have a normal life. Ironically, Lorna Dane can never really have a normal life precisely due to her mutant genes. I love Uncanny X-Men #145-147 when Xavier calls Polaris & Havok out of reserve status to rescue the other X-Men from Arcade & Doctor Doom. Lorna, at first, says no, but Xavier tells her she has no choice because all of his other X-Men are held captive.

Alex Summers & Lorna Dane to compliment each other really well.
Well said, DDM. Especially the last comment. Alex and Lorna are like two peas in a pod.

[rilokyle]

I just read those preview pages from Uncanny X-Men #478, and it reminded me of the awesomeness that is Jean and Lorna's friendship. Before Storm came along, Jean and Lorna were like best friends. That's why I love it when writers today make references to their friendship from the 60s. I remember Chuck Austen did it during the Bachelorette party, and I love how in Bru's new issue she says that she misses Jean, and how she liked Scott a lot better when she was around.

Like, I know Ororo and Jean are techinically best friends, but Jean is totally Lorna's closest friend out of all the X-Men. In fact, I can't really think of any other x-woman that Lorna is especially close to. I'd say Rahne and Val, but I wouldn't go so far as to say they're best gal pals. Lorna seems to have more guy friends. What a flirt. :o

[Callisto]

What we REALLY need in this thread is a pic of the FAAABULOUS Lorna dane from the House of M.

Edit... here we go

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Homfamily.PNG
Coipel draws a bangin Lorna



good god, look at wandas hand its HUGE!!!

[Affinity]

Coipel draws good bling bling.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4455/lawnraox4.png

[fishtaco]

delete post

[Madrox84]

Well said, DDM. Especially the last comment. Alex and Lorna are like two peas in a pod.

That they are.

I'm so glad that Lorna is being written well at the moment, as the last couple of writers just didn't write her very well.

[CE_Rap]

LMAO- yeah, it was a pretty sexy avi. And I love the crack about Joey Liebes.

And I love how Lorna gets a green gun to go with her upper punch. Let me guess, the gun shoots magnetic blasts or something like that. :rolleyes:

And WOAH- why does Lorna have such an awful hair cut? It looks like she has a femme mullet.

they used the same mold for Polaris that they used for Rogue. they're basically the same woman//--in action figure world

[rilokyle]

I'm loving all this Lorna love people are contributing.

And in order to breathe some more life into this amazing thread, I thought I'd share with you all my favorite Lorna comic book cover. It happens to be X-Men #180, pencilled by the talented Salvador Larocca. It's such a pretty cover. Lorna looks beautiful, of course, and if you ignore the shadow of Doop (which ruined a potentially great issue), it truly is a great cover. Lorna is the only gal I know that can pull off green lipstick, and make it work. Enjoy!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/Polaris/polaris.jpg



And for kicks, I found and uploaded my number one favorite Lorna/Alex picture. I think its a pinup from an X-Factor annual. All I can say is, that they are HOT.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/Polaris/havokpolaris.jpg

[MrSuslov]

And in order to breathe some more life into this amazing thread, I thought I'd share with you all my favorite Lorna comic book cover. It happens to be X-Men #180, pencilled by the talented Salvador Larocca. It's such a pretty cover. Lorna looks beautiful, of course, and if you ignore the shadow of Doop (which ruined a potentially great issue), it truly is a great cover. Lorna is the only gal I know that can pull off green lipstick, and make it work. Enjoy!
Funny you should post that; I bought that very issue today on a whim. Courtesy of the rapid response of the X-posters and memories subsequently enhanced, it seems that Lorna Dane's been part of my X-Men experience from the word "go" some time in the late 1980s. Well, that, and I've had a weakness for a fetching green-haired girl since some time in the early 1990s. Miriya Sterling, please stand up.

I suppose that following her current adventures(?) will involve adding Uncanny to the pull list, won't it? Curse my limited budget!

[Novaya Havoc]

I included Lorna in this old, old, "Which X-Woman Are You?" quiz from back in the day. Doubt if my Kyle will like the result pegged to her. ;)

http://*************/users/novayahavoc/quizzes/Which%20X-Woman%20Are%20You%3F/

http://images.*************/N/novayahavoc/1057791248_CBenpicsxwomenlorna.jpg

[MrSuslov]

Well, taking that quiz torpedoes the Polaris connection; I got Dazzler. !@#% Must've been a Diebold voting machine. Oh well. I suppose that means I'll be friends with British Betsy, which makes sense, since she was in that ish of Uncanny that I first read a loooong time ago. Can't say that I cared for the butterfly, though.

[rilokyle]

I included Lorna in this old, old, "Which X-Woman Are You?" quiz from back in the day. Doubt if my Kyle will like the result pegged to her. ;)

http://*************/users/novayahavoc/quizzes/Which%20X-Woman%20Are%20You%3F/

http://images.*************/N/novayahavoc/1057791248_CBenpicsxwomenlorna.jpg
Damn. Quizilla is down for maintence or something. I wanna see which x-woman I am, dammit!

And no, I'm not overly thrilled with the adjectives next to Lorna's name. "Pleasing" is okay. But what's up with "yearning" and "unsure"? Lorna is one fiesty woman. She knows what she wants, and she goes out there and gets it. Grrrowll! :cool:

Oh, and Mr. Suslov: glad to hear your a fellow lovah of all things Lorna. Did you like X-Men #180? For me, it was the best issue out of Pete Milligan's run. I loved when Lorna was like, "Let's pretend to be brother and sister," and Alex makes this disgusted face and says "Ugh, that's peverted!" I loved that scene- it made me laugh. Because Alex said that, makes me think that he hoping to hook up with Lorna on the island. Too bad Doop got in the way and ruined the story. :evilangry

[rilokyle]

Shut up! I took the test honestly, and look who I got? And the sad thing is, that I totally am Lorna- I fit that description perfectly.

http://images.*************/N/novayahavoc/1057791248_CBenpicsxwomenlorna.jpg
You are Polaris! Like Lorna, you don't know quite in which direction to step or where you ought to go. You are so used to others dominating the situation for you that it is difficult to pioneer your own way. You feel connected to others and yearn to please them, but somehow still feel unappreciated. Your strength is with Storm, but the assertive Dazzler will only remind you where you lack.

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[Novaya Havoc]

Honeybunny... you can't to HTML. You have to just copy/paste the text and image tag it in.


And I did this in '03, with old skool Lorna who was always getting possessed/being insecure about her body/being part of HavoknPolaris. Trust me. I feel the luv. ;)

Edit: And guess who I got? :p

http://images.*************/N/novayahavoc/1057790990_mendazzler.jpg
You are the Dazzler! Loyal and assertive, you are unafraid to set your own boundaries and establish yourself as an individual. The Dazzler is a singer and an actress, so you may also have deep connection to the arts, as well as lofty ambitions of success. You will find most friendship in the cosmopolitan Psylocke, but least interest with Rogue and Polaris.

[Tommy]

You know a really long time ago I created a Chris Claremont hates Polaris thread. (It featured her never-ending positions heavily.)

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE her.

And one thing Brubaker did with Lorna was that he singled her out as the MOST powerful person in his cast.

[rilokyle]

Honeybunny... you can't to HTML. You have to just copy/paste the text and image tag it in.


And I did this in '03, with old skool Lorna who was always getting possessed/being insecure about her body/being part of HavoknPolaris. Trust me. I feel the luv. ;)

Edit: And guess who I got? :p

http://images.*************/N/novayahavoc/1057790990_mendazzler.jpg
You are the Dazzler! Loyal and assertive, you are unafraid to set your own boundaries and establish yourself as an individual. The Dazzler is a singer and an actress, so you may also have deep connection to the arts, as well as lofty ambitions of success. You will find most friendship in the cosmopolitan Psylocke, but least interest with Rogue and Polaris.
Yeah, I figured it out.
And of course, you naturally got Dazzler.

I took the x-guys one and got Angel. I'm taking the villains one now too. Good tests Ben!

[rilokyle]

You know a really long time ago I created a Chris Claremont hates Polaris thread. (It featured her never-ending positions heavily.)

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE her.

And one thing Brubaker did with Lorna was that he singled her out as the MOST powerful person in his cast.
Oh yeah? I definitely think Claremont just didn't know what to do with poor Lorna. She was friggin' Malice forever, and then I didn't like that bulked-up Lorna one bit either.

What other reasons did you have for that argument??

Oh, and yeah, I'm excited to see what Bru does with Lorna.

[Novaya Havoc]

You know a really long time ago I created a Chris Claremont hates Polaris thread. (It featured her never-ending positions heavily.)

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE her.

And one thing Brubaker did with Lorna was that he singled her out as the MOST powerful person in his cast.

Link us to that old thread and let's revive it! :D

[Tommy]

Link us to that old thread and let's revive it! :D
It got deleted.

But it featured three different mind control plots and getting powers that drove people crazy.

[DDM]

Oh yeah? I definitely think Claremont just didn't know what to do with poor Lorna. She was friggin' Malice forever, and then I didn't like that bulked-up Lorna one bit either.

What other reasons did you have for that argument??

Oh, and yeah, I'm excited to see what Bru does with Lorna.

Lorna Dane was possessed by Malice & lead the Marauders for 3 years (our time). This is not forever. Afterwards, she moved back to Muir Island when Zaladane stole her magnetic powers.

[fishtaco]

Lorna Dane was possessed by Malice & lead the Marauders for 3 years (our time). This is not forever. Afterwards, she moved back to Muir Island when Zaladane stole her magnetic powers.3 years might be considered a long time in the current industry because most runs don't even last that long, but back then it's pretty short.
and then I didn't like that bulked-up Lorna one bit either. How come? It's not like she was going to remain that way forever, and she got a lot of spotlight in the process.

[rilokyle]

3 years might be considered a long time in the current industry because most runs don't even last that long, but back then it's pretty short.

How come? It's not like she was going to remain that way forever, and she got a lot of spotlight in the process.
Well for one, I was exaggerating when I said "forever," but still, 3 years is still a long period of time.

And secondly, I guess it was a an interesting subplot for Lorna, but kinda peculiar. Also, it seems like her suddenly having a second mutant power that just happens to be of great use to the Shadow King seems a little too forced. And she looked funny. That hair for one thing. And for another, it was like she was taking steroids! Definitely not a good period for my girl Lorna. :o

[fishtaco]

Well for one, I was exaggerating when I said "forever," but still, 3 years is still a long period of time.

And secondly, I guess it was a an interesting subplot for Lorna, but kinda peculiar. Also, it seems like her suddenly having a second mutant power that just happens to be of great use to the Shadow King seems a little too forced. And she looked funny. That hair for one thing. And for another, it was like she was taking steroids! Definitely not a good period for my girl Lorna. :oI don't think Lorna thought it was a good time for her either! :D But her new powers that she gained in Uncanny X-Men #250 were implied to be more than just a coincidence in the context of suiting the Shadow King's needs. Yeah, she did look kinda funny, and that was my only problem with it. But I liked the hair. It was punk, and she kicked the crap out of the Savage Land Mutates in Uncanny X-Men #250 with her new powers...and then kissed Alex, who was still chained to the wall. :D

[The Mirrorball Man]

I like Polaris, but I HATE all her costumes. I think she might be the worst-dressed Mutant in the Marvel universe. In fact, I hate here costumes so much that I designed her a new one (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35775866/).

[Madrox84]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/Polaris/polaris.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/Polaris/havokpolaris.jpg

Those pictures are great!!

Alex and Lorna are so hot together.

[rilokyle]

I don't think Lorna thought it was a good time for her either! :D But her new powers that she gained in Uncanny X-Men #250 were implied to be more than just a coincidence in the context of suiting the Shadow King's needs. Yeah, she did look kinda funny, and that was my only problem with it. But I liked the hair. It was punk, and she kicked the crap out of the Savage Land Mutates in Uncanny X-Men #250 with her new powers...and then kissed Alex, who was still chained to the wall. :D
Word. Yeah, it was so weird seeing this bulked up Lorna kissing this weakened, chained up Alex. What a role reversal! :p

And Mirror Ball Man: I like the new costume very much. It was a very pretty drawing. As for Lorna's other costumes, I actually liked most of them. I wasn't too big on the Shi'ar costume, nor the Malice outfit, but that's about it. I really liked her red and gold bathing suit costume, as well as the blue and yellow one that followed. And I will go on the record and say that I may be the only one who actually really liked her recent purple bat-winged number. I miss it! :o

[rilokyle]

Those pictures are great!!

Alex and Lorna are so hot together.
I like you. :D

[Erik Lehnsherr]

I want her to have her royal title back from the House of M run. She was so happy when she was Princess in her father's empire.

[rilokyle]

I want her to have her royal title back from the House of M run. She was so happy when she was Princess in her father's empire.
Nahhh. I like Lorna when she's more down to earth. The last thing she needs is a superiority complex again. :rolleyes:

That being said, there definitely needs to be some more Lorna/Magneto interactions. Whether they're related or not, I would like this point to finally be resolved. And if they are in fact, father and daughter, I'd like to see where their relationship stands.

[Erik Lehnsherr]

Nahhh. I like Lorna when she's more down to earth. The last thing she needs is a superiority complex again. :rolleyes:

That being said, there definitely needs to be some more Lorna/Magneto interactions. Whether they're related or not, I would like this point to finally be resolved. And if they are in fact, father and daughter, I'd like to see where their relationship stands.


House of M was all about giving characters everything they possibly wanted in the world and Lorna wanted to stand next to Magneto above any and everything.

[Callisto]

I like Polaris, but I HATE all her costumes. I think she might be the worst-dressed Mutant in the Marvel universe. In fact, I hate here costumes so much that I designed her a new one (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35775866/).


ooooooooo nice.:D

[The Mirrorball Man]

ooooooooo nice.:D
I'm glad you like it, thank you! And many thanks to you too rilokyle.

[rilokyle]

I'm glad you like it, thank you! And many thanks to you too rilokyle.
No problem.

SO kiddies, let's talk about Lorna's very high ranking, coming in at #11 in the Top 50 X-Men contest. Thanks to everyone who voted for Lorna- she managed to beat out Psylocke, which I think is a great accomplishment. Wootwoot!! :D

[Mikl C]

That Alex/Lorna picture made me orgasm.

[Affinity]

SECOND PICTURE

HOT, Kyle. I love it.

[Callisto]

No problem.

SO kiddies, let's talk about Lorna's very high ranking, coming in at #11 in the Top 50 X-Men contest. Thanks to everyone who voted for Lorna- she managed to beat out Psylocke, which I think is a great accomplishment. Wootwoot!! :D


don't get too happy my sources tell me the poll was rigged.:evilsmile

[Madrox84]

I like you. :D

I like you to :D

As for Lorna coming in at 11 in the poll, that is great. Yay!

[rilokyle]

Yay for all this Lorna love!!!

Darker_Phoenix, Callisto, Affinity, and Madrox84- love you all! ;)

And yeah, that picture of them kissing is hot. Just another reason why Lorna and Alex are meant to be. :o

[MrSuslov]

Oh, and Mr. Suslov: glad to hear your a fellow lovah of all things Lorna. Did you like X-Men #180? For me, it was the best issue out of Pete Milligan's run.
I did enjoy it, although I'm sure it meant more to a dedicated fan than it did to me. After all, it's only been recently that I've been on the path to understanding the X-world. That being said, I'd rather have her as the resident magnetic controller, as opposed to Lensherr. In a choice between green-haired babe or old dude with a murderous bent, er, go with green. :D Besides, this is the girl who threatened to kill Sabretooth for mouthing off to Mister Sinister. Inasmuch as I'm not fond of hairy wild men characters (that goes for you too, Logan) that's a marker in her favor.


I like Polaris, but I HATE all her costumes.
Concur. I figure she ought to have one redone in basic black with green trim that matches her hair, or perhaps change that to something on the order of the Pennsylvania Railroad's 'dark green locomotive enamel'. Highlight with silver or gold in places, and you've got a winner. For what it's worth, I like your design. It strikes me as being better than any of the ones that I've seen at uncannyxmen.net, without question.


Thanks to everyone who voted for Lorna
You're welcome. I figure she deserved the place I gave her in my vote. I just wish she'd broken into the top ten, with the British Psylocke trailing shortly behind.

Let me get one last question in: Is she active in any of the books at the moment? Somewhere I read that she was in Uncanny, but I can't be for sure on that.

[CE_Rap]

She was my hero during X-Factor. I got into it when Havok was not there. I actually thought her outfit duting this time was her best. She seemed like a woman completely in control. To the 7th grader i was at the time, this was hot.

*brief recap from what happens next*

Then he comes back, and they're rocky, then tight, then she goes APE$#!%/Magilla Gorilla/Alex-yourDEAD!!BANG!!^%# that bitch ANNIE...........then she breathes for a bit, loses her powers then she goes DAAP/love/GreenBooger4ever!!................then she goes APOCALYPSE/Lord of my Greenery/ICanMakeYouThrow-upByLookingAtYou, then Alex goes CPR/*cough*/AmILosingWeight/*cough*, then she's calm for a minute and joins Xavier. Black/cyborg/goblin says she's the most powerful--her and Alex.

*OOOoOOOoooooOOoOO* Lorna-representin' all chiks psychotic yet O, so, SEE-EX-EEE:D

[rilokyle]

You're welcome. I figure she deserved the place I gave her in my vote. I just wish she'd broken into the top ten, with the British Psylocke trailing shortly behind.

Let me get one last question in: Is she active in any of the books at the moment? Somewhere I read that she was in Uncanny, but I can't be for sure on that.
Yeah, I kinda wished she beat out Gambit, but I'm psyched she managed to rank higher than Psylocke and Storm, who I had assumed were more popular x-woman. I'm glad I was wrong. ;)

As for your question, yes, Lorna is currently in Uncanny X-Men- she's on the cover of issue #178, with Havok, due out this coming Wednesday. This new arc just started three issues ago with #175, so it shouldn't be that hard to catch up. I definitely recommend it.

She was my hero during X-Factor. I got into it when Havok was not there. I actually thought her outfit duting this time was her best. She seemed like a woman completely in control. To the 7th grader i was at the time, this was hot.
Actually, this was when I was first introduced to Lorna as well. I believe it was the spring/summer of '97, right before Operation Zero Tolerance. Lorna had her short green hair, and a great costume I thought. Actually, the picture in my avatar is from that period. Lorna was a lot tougher and short with people, having lots of reservations about being on a team with Sabretooth and Mystique. I don't think she was really happy during this period, because Alex was working with the Brotherhood at this point. She was much happier and carefree when Alex was on the team. But yeah..... GO LORNA!

[The Mirrorball Man]

For what it's worth, I like your design. It strikes me as being better than any of the ones that I've seen at uncannyxmen.net, without question.
It's worth a lot to me, thank you! :)

[Bobster777]

I've always loved this character. That's why I'm glad she has taken one of the lead roles on Uncanny.

[rilokyle]

So, yay! 6 pages people- good work.

There is still at least one more thing to talk about and discuss. My Top 10 list! No one made any real comments on it. I'm interested to know what you guys thought? If you haven't read it thoroughly, go do so! It took me only, like forever to create, so give me so feedback? Were they good reasons? Did you laugh? Did you like the pictures? Did you instantly fall back in love with Lorna? Let me know. ;)

[tangentman]

You forgot Reason #1a--"Lorna Brings the Drama!" Thanks to the "Perils of Ms. Dane" over the decades, Lorna is a high-caliber Drama Queen who could make Jean, Emma, and Rogue blush with envy. Lorna has more soap opera action than a cluster-fuck of Jacqueline Susanne, Jackie Collins, and all combined seasons of Dynasty and Knots Landing!

[CE_Rap]

the other thing i wish i could see is a friendship between her and Rogue. MAybe it's just me, but i really think they should be bestfriends, or at least, very close.

[rilokyle]

You forgot Reason #1a--"Lorna Brings the Drama!" Thanks to the "Perils of Ms. Dane" over the decades, Lorna is a high-caliber Drama Queen who could make Jean, Emma, and Rogue blush with envy. Lorna has more soap opera action than a cluster-fuck of Jacqueline Susanne, Jackie Collins, and all combined seasons of Dynasty and Knots Landing!
Oooh, I like. Yeah, she's one of the reasons the X-Men reads like a soap opera. Brainwashing, possession, love triangles, insanity stints, paternity revelations, breakups, makeups, wedding fiascos...... you name it, Lorna's done it.

And I love the Knots Landing reference! I love the repeats on soapnet. :)

[MrSuslov]

10. SHE HAS GREEN HAIR.
Well, that's a plus. Polaris stands in good company alongside Miriya Sterling. :D


7. SHE'S SASSY, FIESTY, AND FUNNY.
Hey, snark gets you places in my book. What's good for the White Queen is also good for the Mistress of Magnetism. If there's going to be a magnetic character in the X-Universe, I'd rather hear Lorna's wisecracks than Magneto's prattling.


6. SHE'S BADASS. DO NOT MESS WITH HER!!
There's no point in liking 'em if they're not able to do something; while the damsel-in-distress is a perfectly valid literary device, it probably gets old for the actual rescuers. Also, anyone who threatens Sabretooth with death scores points in my book.


4. SHE GETS POSSESSED, FINDS LONG-LOST RELATIVES, GOES CRAZY, AND GETS TURNED INTO HORSEMEN OF APOCALYPSE LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
I always thought the Horsemen were pretty interesting when I saw them on the old animated series; the fact that she's played ball for Team Apocalypse can be either overlooked or cheered depending upon one's proclivities. Meh, what's insanity or possession when you have green hair without dye?


3. HER COSTUME CHOICES WOULD GIVE JOAN RIVERS A HERNIA.
Aw, I can't agree here. I'm more inclined to agree with whoever said she had some of the worst in the X-Universe, if not all Marvel Comics. Give Mr. Mirrorball's uniform some sleeves and I think she'd be good to go.


2. HER BOYFRIEND IS HOT.
Yeah, that one doesn't exactly do anything for me. "Alex Summers? You're assigned to Airlock Integrity Assurance. No, the fact that 'LYNN MINMEI', 'SCOTT SUMMERS', 'OLIVER QUEEN', and 'JAMES HOWLETT' are all stencilled on the walls of said airlock with a line through each is meaningless. Merely artistic expression. If you hear any sirens, stay put and wait for them to stop." As far as I'm concerned, he's in the way. You can have him. :p


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY LORNA DANE IS AWESOME.................
SHE'S HOT.
Yeah. That's a factor.

[rilokyle]

AANNNNNNDDDD.............. we're back. In the spirit of the character threads out there, let's talk about the times we all fell in love with Lorna!!

I'll go first.

Hmmmm, I think I saw that animated episode "Cold Comfort" where Iceman tries to get back with Lorna. I thought she was cool enough, but didn't think much of it. Then I got this X-Men CD-ROM thing that had Giant-Sized X-Men and some issues from the original run, as well as character bios. I enjoyed comparing Lorna's stats with Jean's for some odd reason.

And then I bought X-Factor #132 and became hooked. This is where I fell in love with the Alex/Lorna relationship, but me, still being young, didn't mean that much. I kinda dropped comics for some years, but came back when I saw that Alex and Lorna were getting married! But oh no! She's crazy? And who's that bitch nurse? I've been reading ever since, and have grown to officially realize that I am in love with Alex and Lorna's love for each other.

SHARE!

[rilokyle]

Thought this was fun to look at again. I'm strolling down memory lane *sniff sniff* trying to ease the pain of losing Lorna to effing space. My top 10 list was pretty fun.

[Mitteloss]

I love Polaris!

She has green hair and is so great, it would take me too long to explain why I like Polaris and how great she is.

First time I saw Polaris was about... 11, 10 years ago when Cold Comfort, the Iceman episode from TAS, I thought she was interesting, but she only grew on me when I started reading comics in 2001.

She will be there for October 2008. Can't miss her 40th.

[rilokyle]

I love Polaris!

She has green hair and is so great, it would take me too long to explain why I like Polaris and how great she is.

First time I saw Polaris was about... 11, 10 years ago when Cold Comfort, the Iceman episode from TAS, I thought she was interesting, but she only grew on me when I started reading comics in 2001.

She will be there for October 2008. Can't miss her 40th.

Oooh, I remember that episode- one of my favorites. It also was one of my first Polaris experiences. Havok too for that matter.

40th anniversary, eh? She BEST be back then.

[caney]

I loved "Cold Comfort" too, but it was more of an Iceman thing than a Polaris thing. Jubilee was my favorite on the cartoon and she had a fun dynamic with Bobby in that episode!

Anyways, Polaris is one of my favorite mutants as well, and that says a lot coming from an Iceman fan. I've always enjoyed her relationship with Havok and think it's cool that Lorna and Alex have never let being X-Men get in the way of doing other things they love as well. I hope Polaris and Havok come racing back to Earth in a blaze of comic book glory soon.

[devildinosaur]

What's not to love? A smokin' hot chick with green hair...green hair!

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

They can't let Agent Brand be the only one

[rilokyle]

They can't let Agent Brand be the only one

EW. Please no mention of that heinous Lorna-wannabe.

[Mormel]

Agent Brand's is a dye and Lorna's is her natural hair colour. Not many people can say that about their green hair.

Lorna takes a 'freak' trait and turns it into something elegant.

[Brian "Vash" Ashby]

I like Polaris because her crotch looks like an easter egg basket


So festive

[rilokyle]

I like Polaris because her crotch looks like an easter egg basket


So festive

*kisses Brian*

[CmX]

I like Polaris because her crotch looks like an easter egg basket


So festive

lmao i love you

[rilokyle]

I like Polaris because her crotch looks like an easter egg basket


So festive

Havok is such a closet homo- that's why he gets turned on by Lorna's rainbow colored cooter!

[Brian "Vash" Ashby]

Havok is such a closet homo- that's why he gets turned on by Lorna's rainbow colored cooter!

He also has a botched circumcision, the blood flow to the head of his penis is all out of wack


Makes it look like an easter egg

[CmX]

He also has a botched circumcision, the blood flow to the head of his penis is all out of wack


Makes it look like an easter egg

So he puts his easter egg.. in her basket! ZOMG genius. Loves it! <3

[rilokyle]

He also has a botched circumcision, the blood flow to the head of his penis is all out of wack


Makes it look like an easter egg

Like father, like son. ;)

[GoingGreen]

You've seen that Dazzler thread. You read through that Chamber thread. You loved that Monet thread. You still go nuts over all those Rogue, Jean, and Cyclops threads. And you might even remember that Cannonball thead. But now, for your viewing and posting pleasure, I give my Top 10 Reasons, why Lorna Dana, aka Polaris, is by far, the fairest X-Man of them all.



10. SHE HAS GREEN HAIR.
Long before Viper, Dr. Samson, and Agent Brand came onto the scene, Lorna was proudly sporting the green do. Editors and writers seem to forget its part of her mutation, but the fact that she still has her green locks proves that she is still technically a mutant.


9. SHE WAS THE SECOND X-WOMAN TO SHOW THE X-BOYS WHATS UP.
Have you heard the phrase, "First is the worst, second is the best"? Well its true. While Jean was busy with Cyke, Lorna was busy getting her flirt on with the other x-boys. And she also showed her feminism in the 60s, before it was even cool.

HAVOK: Lorna and I'll look thru them for info on Karl Lykos!
ICEMAN: Just see that that's all you do, friend! Lorna's MY chick, remember!
LORNA: I'm nobody's property, Bobby, except my own! But this is neither the time nor place to talk about that! [Uncanny X-Men #61]

LORNA: Bobby's fun, Jean- but I'm nobody's girl! [Uncanny X-Men #60]


8. SHE IS ONE EDUCATED WOMAN.
She put her education before her superheroing when she and Havok quit the team to go pursue their degrees in geophysics. Half the X-Men probably didn't even graduate high school, let alone go to college. So props to Lorna for making college the cool thing to do.


7. SHE'S SASSY, FIESTY, AND FUNNY.
Lorna has always been one fiesty, sassy chick. She actually has a personality.

"I'm not one to criticize, but I've been eavesdropping on every one of your dramatic entrances...and you people are in desperate need of new material! Creative you're not." [Lorna lets the Genoshans have it in X-Factor #91]


6. SHE'S BADASS. DO NOT MESS WITH HER!!
Anyone remember that time she wiped out all the X-Men at her wedding without even breaking a sweat? Or that time she almost let Nurse Annie almost have it? Lorna is fierce. Her powers are strong. Do not cross her.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/Polaris/flyingnun.jpg


5. SHE'S HALF-JEWISH.
You may hate this retcon, but whether you like it or not, Lorna is Magneto's daughter. That makes her partially-Jewish. That is awesome.


4. SHE GETS POSSESSED, FINDS LONG-LOST RELATIVES, GOES CRAZY, AND GETS TURNED INTO HORSEMEN OF APOCALYPSE LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
Writers love having her get possesed and re-possesed over and over again. And when she's not brainwashed, her boyfriend is. Can't these two catch a break? But it's all good, because Lorna always triumphs in the end and shows the villains what's up.


3. HER COSTUME CHOICES WOULD GIVE JOAN RIVERS A HERNIA.
Love them or hate them, Lorna certainly loves having provocative costumes. Whether adorned with headpieces and skulls, bathing suits, or bat wings and a halo, Lorna still manages to pull each outfit off, because she's awesome. Anyone remember this "hormone inducing" outift?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/Polaris/Hormone.jpg


2. HER BOYFRIEND IS HOT.
Whether you like them as a couple or not, Lorna and Alex will forever be a supercouple of the x-men. They've been on-again off-again since the 60s, and I personally think its time for Lorna to get knocked up and marry Alex once and for all. He's absolutely gorgeous, and Alex and Lorna are meant to be. They've been through as many trials and tribulations as Scott and Jean, but one thing has never changed: their eternal, undying love for each other. They're perfect together.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/24801.jpg





AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY LORNA DANE IS AWESOME.................


SHE'S HOT.
I'm gay, but I'll admit it. She's hot. I'd tap that. Her boyfriend's hot. She's hot. They're a match made in comic book heaven.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/hyperv909/Polaris/swimsuit92.jpg





Well, what do you guys think? Discuss, debate, relate, do it all. Post good Lorna quotes. Tell fun Lorna stories. Post pretty Lorna pictures. This thread took much longer to make then I anticipated, so you better have enjoyed all my hard work. GO TEAM LORNA!!!


I just read this. You make me happy.

You should join the UXN forum. We could use another Lorna Lover on that forum.

Anyway, I definitely see Lorna as a gay icon. First, about 75% of the people that include Polaris in their top five favorites also include Northstar. She's gay friendly (had Northstar at her bachelorette's party and included him in her wedding). She has multi-colored hair. And she wears purple so perfectly, it's not even funny.

And yet, she still finds a way to attract all of the breeders. Havok, Iceman... Random (who totally just thought she was hot), Ultimate Cyke. And you know Strong Guy had a thing for her during X-Factor (they had such a cute friendship, too).

[Havok83]

Polaris week bump

[fortyseven]

The number one reason why the OP loves Polaris is because she's hot?