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JoJangles the Lizard Monster
08-25-2006, 09:58 PM
1. Terms of Endearment
2. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
3. Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
4. the Nightmare Before Christmas
5. Year Without a Santa Claus (I'm Mr. Heat Mizer, bitch!)
6. Birth of a Nation (I highly recommened it for black people)
7. Capote
8. Chicago
9. Do the Right Thing
10. Friday
11. Next Friday
12. the Little Mermaid
13. Die Hard
14. Predator
15. Star Wars: Episode V: the Empire Strikes Back
16. Friday After Next
17. Big Momma's House
18. Passion of the Christ
19. Carrie
20. Bride of Chuckie
21. Men in Black
22. Deuce Bigalo, Male Jigalo
23. Star Trek, the Movie
24. E.T.
25. American History X (yes, also a good movie for those of you out there to see who are not white)
26.the Poseidon Adventures
27. Sleeping Beauty
28. the Wizard of Oz
29. Oz, season 4
30. Howard the Duck
31. Tank Girl
32. Cleopatra
33. Romeo + Juliet
34. Phantom of the Opera
35. Excalibur vol. 7
36. Pink Flamingos (a glorious piece of cinematic gold)
38. the Man from La Mancha
39. the Simpsons, season 5
40. the Simpsons, season 9
41. my fingers are already getting tired
42. MacBeth
43. Return of the King
44. the Two Towers
45. the Fellowship of the Rings
46. Triumph des Willens (Jews, this is a splendid piece of work)
47. Star Wars
48. Sin City
49. the Borrowers (Surely John Goodman's best work.....EVER!!!!!)
50. All Dogs Go to Heaven
51. Patton
52. Sin City
53. Batman Begins
54. Memoirs of a Geisha
55. Terminator
56. Midnight Cowboy
57. A Hard Day's Night
58. Superman
59. Aquaman
60. Bebe's Kids
62. Gumby, the Movie
63. Charollete's Web
64. Titanic
65. the Omen
72. I hope know one thinks I'm actually racist, I've never even seen most of those movies at all, I did hear about them, though. But hey, American History X, I actually so that, I cried at the end like a little girl. When will neo-nazis and gang bangers learn that viollence isn't the answer, it's competitve dancing just like in the next movie on the list...
88. Footloose
89. Big Momma's House 2
90. I'm joking, the Wizard of Oz sucks ass, seriousl, it does, I don't get why it's like everyone's favorite movie
95. aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
96. chicken
97. pickles
98. no mayonase
99. actually, no pickles either, please
100. the Exorcist
101. Wedding Crashers
102. aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
103. 103
104. Carrie Underwood (who the hell is that? it's a pretty catchy name)
105. Rescuers Down Under
106. the Rescueres
109. Star Trek, the Movie
110. flip flop
112. Sin City
113. minutes: 5:02-24:35 of Crocodile Dundee
114. To be honest with all of you, I've never seen nearly all of these movies, Terms of Endearment? first heard about that a while ago back on that VH1 show, I love the 80's, it's supposed to be sad or something, never actually seen it, but hey, why not you?
114. the Shining
114. the Shining
114. the Shining
114. the Shining
114. the Shining
114. the Shining
114. the Shining
114. the Shining
115. Spaceballs
114. the Shining
114. the Shining
114. the Shining
4,582. Edward Scissorhands
4,583. the Shining

Conn Seanery
08-25-2006, 10:07 PM
Folks, when you think you're being funny doing something like this, you're really not. Not even close. Picking a higher number than the last guy who decided to make a list isn't comedic genius, it's showing you have basic knowledge of math. So please stop. Thanks.