The perfect cast for Surreal Life?

[ambush bug]

Which washed-up celebrities would be perfect for surreal life?
Here's my list:

1.Bobby Mcpherrin

2.Adam West

3.Gibert Gottfried

4.Brent Spiner

5.Jareel White

6.Carrie Fisher

7.Dr.Ruth

8.Shaka Khan

9.Tiffani-amber tysen

10.Elvira

Dows any one like my list? Who else do you think be good for the show?

[drwho]

Anyone from the family matters show, growing pains, full house, my 2 dads, just t the 10 of us, baywatch, step by step, wonder years

[Ontir]

Newt Gingrich

Michael Jackson

Mel Gibson

Calpurnia Adams

Irene Cara

Yoko Ono

Dog, the Bounty Hunter

[EZMOHR]

Damn Ontir, some your dudes are famous. Like still famous. I think the following would do alright on the show........

Scott Baio- Imagine the ass he could pull down
Richard Grieko- Go Booker
William "The Fridge" Perry- Every show needs a fat guy on a scooter
Mr. T- That one just sales itself

[foxfire]

Chuck Norris.

No one else is needed. Chuck would break their legs off and make them eat it.

[Ontir]

Damn Ontir, some your dudes are famous. Like still famous.

Yeah, but it'd be fun to watch! A right-wing, homophobic, has-been (@ the moment) politico.

A self-destructive possible pedarast with a rotting face.

A fallen from grace Oscar winner, who could fall off the wagon at any moment. He & Jacko could hate Jews together!

A woman who is possibly the most famous transexual since Tula.

A woman who was beloved from her days on Zoom, to Fame, to her pop-solo career, but what have you done for us lately?!?

She's blamed for breaking up the Beatles, and 40 years after entering the public consciousness, she's as polarizing as ever.

And lastly, a truly odd guy, who is, as far as I can tell, a self-propelled caricature.

[ambush bug]

I thought of another cast!

1.Christopher Llloyd

2.Little Richard

3.Gary Coleman

4.Joey Fatone

5.Ben Stein

6.Susan Hawk

7.Fran Descher

8.Yoko Ono

9.Elizabeth Hurley

10.Diana Degarmo

Any body like this one?

[Ontir]

OK, here's a varitation:

Little Richard

Yoko Ono

Justin Guarini What the hell happened to him?!?

Newt Gingrich

Kate Clinton

Boy George

Marjoe Gortner Former child Evangelist/Movie Star.

[DDM]

George Stephanopolous
Connie Chung
Wolf Blitzer
Julie Chen from Big Brother (turnabout is fair play)
Jeff Probst (ditto)
Jeff Stryker
The anorexic girl from this season's Real World
Pat Buchanan
Tavis Smiley

[Jared]

George Takaei
Chuck Norris
Tara Reid
Jaleel White
Ted Nugent
Jenna Jameson
Gary Coleman

[Ontir]

Chad Hunt retired "BIGGEST" gay porn star

Jim Bakker - disgraced televangelist

Annie Sprinkle - Former porn icon/Sacred Whore

Tawana Brawley - Woman at the center of a racial sex-scandal

the Frugal Gourmet - Lost his show after molestation charges surfaced.

Jim Mac Greevey - Gay American/ex-Governor of New Jersey

Robert Blake ~ Actor/acquitted of wife's murder.

[DDM]

Chad Hunt retired "BIGGEST" gay porn star

Jim Bakker - disgraced televangelist

Annie Sprinkle - Former porn icon/Sacred Whore

Tawana Brawley - Woman at the center of a racial sex-scandal

the Frugal Gourmet - Lost his show after molestation charges surfaced.

Jim Mac Greevey - Gay American/ex-Governor of New Jersey

Robert Blake ~ Actor/acquitted of wife's murder.

Chad Hunt is not retired.

[ambush bug]

Here is yet another cast!

1.Scott Baio

2.Chuck Norris

3.Bob Saget

4.Arsenio Hall

5.David Faustino(bud Bundy from married with children)

6.Kristy Alley

7.Anne Esche(what the HELL happened to her?)

8.Connie Chung

9.Jenny Mcarthy

10.Daphe Zunaga

Any opinions on this cast or the last two I made?

[Ontir]

Chad Hunt is not retired.


I just watched the documentary Thinking XXX, and he says he's retired, on-screen. If he's come out of retirement, I don't know, but that's the best and current info I've got.

[Josh S]

Sebastian Bach
I couldn't care less about who the others are.

[Ontir]

I hate that guy!

[marshal99]

Richard Simmons. ;)

Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan (2 bimbos with nary a braincell between them)

Mike Tyson (what is he doing now anyway ?)

Simon Colwell

[DDM]

I just watched the documentary Thinking XXX, and he says he's retired, on-screen. If he's come out of retirement, I don't know, but that's the best and current info I've got.

He's currently trying to sue Michael Lucas for defamation of character.

[Ontir]

OK, that doesn't mean he's back at work.

[DDM]

OK, that doesn't mean he's back at work.

He's feelancing now instead of being an exclusive.

[Ontir]

When did he come out of retirement?

[Josh S]

I hate that guy!

I hate you! Actually, I don't. But how can you hate him? It's like hating a three year old.