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Armless Penguin
08-02-2006, 04:21 PM
Because I will be in court. That's right, I, a seventeen-year-old young'un, am being sued. For a car accident. An accident.

So imagine this: it's Christmas night 2005, it's dark, and it's rainy. I'm less than a block away from home, heading back for dinner, and turning left at a light with no arrow. I'm sixteen, have had my liscense for less than two months, so I probably shouldn't be out, but I am. Oh, well. I make a mistake, don't look before I turn, my bad, and BAM I hit another car. Well, an SUV.

My tiny little Ford Escort is totalled. The SUV? Not so much.

I'm fine, really. The other driver . . . is "injured" . . . kind of. But, hey, she wasn't wearing a seatbelt. Anyway, she's taken to the Emergency Room. I go there too, after, of course, receiving a ticket for Failure To Yield—Left Turn.

Months pass, I pay the ticket, and go back to driving school. Foolishly, I think the ordeal's over with.

Then June comes, and I get a call from Geico telling me that the situation is probably going to court.

I'm jumping for joy.

As it turns out, Geico paid for her car's work, but refused to pay for the injuries she received, as, again, she hadn't been wearing a seatbelt. Well, I guess that kind of irritated her, so she called up a lawyer.

Well, we all know what lawyers want.

So Geico decides to offer her some cash in order to settle it. I believe they offered about eight grand, which would have paid her medical bills and more. But no, she wanted fifteen. Oy vey. She eventually dropped down to twelve-thousand, but Geico just heartily said "screw that!" So she filed paperwork, and here we are.

Now get this, she's not really even contesting the injuries, she really can't. The whole reason she wants this insane amount of money is that I hit her on Christmas. Apparently, I ruined it for her. As if mine was so much better. Accidents happen every day, and it's not like I did it on purpose, and I guarantee you that it wouldn't have been this big of a deal if it had happened over Hanukkah.

I seriously hope the judge is Jewish.

Now, don't get me wrong. I feel guilty about it, I really do. But come on! It just irks me, and I really have no faith left in the legal system anyway, so this is just another knotch in the belt. Still, Geico's providing a lawyer and covers me up to thirty-thousand, so I really have nothing to worry about. Oh well.

howyadoin
08-02-2006, 04:25 PM
Wow, I had no idea the price for ruining Christmas was so high.

I could be in some trouble myself.

Jack Zodiac
08-02-2006, 04:39 PM
But don't use that in your defense! "Well, if I had to pay twelve grand to someone every time I ruined their Christmas, I'd be broke as shit," sounds funny, but it's really gonna' hurt your case.

Good luck, man. That's all I can offer ya'.

Valmore
08-02-2006, 06:11 PM
Is she suing you for not being able to have sex? I had that happen to me when I was 17 and had a slight fender-bender. Some old dude and his wife tried to tack on that they couldn't do the horizontal rhumba as a result of an accident that sent no one to the hospital.

Jack Zodiac
08-02-2006, 06:30 PM
That happened to my girlfriend's mom, too. She was turning through an intersection at a yellow light when the light turned midway and this woman ran into her. She paid for the damages to her car, even though it was the other woman's fault, but in doing so, I guess she legally admitted fault or something.

Anyway, the woman tried to sue her, saying she and her husband couldn't have sex afterwards and they really wanted to have a baby, and when the final court date came around, they were divorced and she was pregnant with some other guy's kid. :rolleyes:

Mike Smash!
08-02-2006, 06:32 PM
Is she suing you for not being able to have sex? I had that happen to me when I was 17 and had a slight fender-bender. Some old dude and his wife tried to tack on that they couldn't do the horizontal rhumba as a result of an accident that sent no one to the hospital.

Did you file a countersuit for them putting that traumatizing image in your head?

Josh S
08-02-2006, 06:42 PM
I guarantee you that it wouldn't have been this big of a deal if it had happened over Hanukkah.



That's a rather idiotic statement. You can't ruin a Jewish holiday for someone who isn't Jewish.

Armless Penguin
08-02-2006, 07:00 PM
That's a rather idiotic statement. You can't ruin a Jewish holiday for someone who isn't Jewish.

I'm glad you think so, but I believe you missed my cleverly concealed point, which was that one wouldn't even think of suing for "ruining Hanukkah," regardless of their religion, and that suing for "ruining" a holiday was itself idiotic. Look harder next time, ;)

Josh S
08-02-2006, 07:08 PM
[QUOTE=Armless Penguin]I'm glad you think so, but I believe you missed my cleverly concealed point, which was that one wouldn't even think of suing for "ruining Hanukkah," regardless of their religion, and that suing for "ruining" a holiday was itself idiotic. Look harder next time, ;)[/QUOTE

No, I got what you meant. I don't think you realize what it implies, though.

Armless Penguin
08-02-2006, 07:53 PM
No, I got what you meant. I don't think you realize what it implies, though.

Well, enlighten me then. What does it imply? Maybe I misspoke.

rebelchelle
08-02-2006, 11:26 PM
I'm really sorry about the wreck. I don't believe Geico would take the case to court if they didn't think they would win. Hopefully, the woman's lawyer will talk her into taking the settlement.

Jasper
08-03-2006, 05:29 PM
Actually it's the insurance company's obligation to provide a lawyer because that's part of the legal obligation involved in an insurance policy. However if they didn't think they wouldn't have won they probably would have ahead agreed to her terms.

Chiasm
08-03-2006, 08:32 PM
All these can't have sex stories have got nothing on one a few years back that hit the press in ridiculous law suits. I'll see if I can find a link after posting.

The accident was a basic rear end accident. But it so traumatized the guy who got rear ended that he became gay over it. He left his wife and started living as a gay man. The wife then sued the other driver for turning her husband gay and depriving her of sex.

Spike-X
08-03-2006, 08:39 PM
A guy gets rear-ended and 'becomes' gay?

Man, some jokes just write themselves.