Why I Hate White People

[Dom]

Why is the white man always trying to keep us down?

[Dreadstar]

Why is the white man always trying to keep us down?
You have no teeth, you're comfortable on your knees, and there's a nice flat spot on the top of your head for me to rest my beer?

[Dom]

You have no teeth, you're comfortable on your knees, and there's a nice flat spot on the top of your head for me to rest my beer?

My God.

That's exactly what Joe told me.

HE TOLD ME I WAS SPECIAL!

Blasted white man! He Lied!

[howyadoin]

I read once in an encyclopedia that white people put mayonnaise on everything.Everything except jell-o salad.

[tricksterpup]

As big as I am, I'm a whole sub-race of white people.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/molepeople.jpg

Yes I am sure you are.. ;)

[Dreadstar]

Wops love tits.

See?

Bah.

Wops, like the Micks, are just another flavor of "white."

[Joe Rice]

Bah.

Wops, like the Micks, are just another flavor of "white."

Whoa whoa, whoa.

Micks are sub-white. Whites are awful, but at least they're human.

The Irish? Animals.

[Dreadstar]

Whoa whoa, whoa.

Micks are sub-white. Whites are awful, but at least they're human.

The Irish? Animals.

Sorry. Lost my head there a second.

Can I sub in the Scots, instead?

[Joe Rice]

Sorry. Lost my head there a second.

Can I sub in the Scots, instead?

Let's play it safe and say Limeys.

[Forefinger]

#$%$ whitey!

[Valmore]

Another reason to hate whites - they control the internet!

Brian Cronin? TOTALLY white. And he controls CBR for Jonah Weiland, who is probably white as well.

And the default background for internet pages? White. Completely. With mayonnaise.

[howyadoin]

Jonah Weiland, who is probably white as well.He used to be white, a couple hundred years ago. Now he looks more like MAXIMUM DEATHBLOOD.

[Dan Apodaca]

And yet you married a "Non-White-Guilt Crayola Crayon Flesh-Colored Male."

That's the kind of thing that only white people say.

[Paul McEnery]

Are you trying to tell me that I wasn't really born in Oregon?
I thought we'd already established that you were cobbled together out of spare parts by a mad scientist. :p

[Danger Dude]

I only read the beggining of this thread and have no idea if you all are joking, but I'm not. Racism is never okay. You shouldn't tease, you shouldn't joke, or say something you half-way mean out loud. If someone put a 'Why I Hate Jewish People' thread, even if they were Jewish and got a kick out of it, how would people respond? Man, what am I doing? Someone will probably tell me that they'll say whatever they want to anyway, but I don't want to stop you, I want to make you think. On the internet we can have screen names and say things that we might not say in public, but does that make it alright? I'm not saying this to sound like a smart-ass, I'm really asking you. Even when people are just joking about my race, my hobbies, whatever, it still hurts, and I'm sure I can't be the only person who does. Maybe they're not a member of this forum, but they exist, and every person counts just as much.

[howyadoin]

I only read the beggining of this thread and have no idea if you all are joking...Yes, we are. And most of us are white.

Also, I have Miracle Whip in my fridge right now.

[Spackling Compound]

Maybe they're not a member of this forum, but they exist, and every person counts just as much.

You know...Asians count a hell of a lot better than the rest of us..

[Dan Apodaca]

I only read the beggining of this thread and have no idea if you all are joking...

Really? I thought it was extremely obvious.

[Puma]

Also, I have Miracle Whip in my fridge right now.

I'm appalled.

[K'Nort]

Everything except jell-o salad.

I have some bad news for you....

[Typo Lad]

I'm Jewish and I'd gladly start a "Why I hate Jews" thread.

[Dan Apodaca]

I'm Jewish and I'd gladly start a "Why I hate Jews" thread.

At the very least, it'd weed out the anti-semites.

[Valmore]

That's the kind of thing that only white people say.

I only want you to think I'm white, so I can rule the internet.

[Dom]

Also, I have Miracle Whip in my fridge right now.

That's even whiter than Mayonnaise.

You've crossed over, you are officially whiter than Kevin Federline.

We're going to have to cage you and sell tour tickets.

[(A)//(E)]

Don't forget that they can't dance and are terrible atheletes.
slam dancing, hockey and cycling disagree.

[Dom]

slam dancing, hockey and cycling disagree.

Those are terrible examples.

Slam dancing and cycling are just below lawn bowling and competitive eating as sports.

As for hockey. well.....


Roy Boy: How come you never see any black guys playing hockey?
Kabral: Now do you think it's easy to just gradually take over every professional sport? Let me tell you something, man. Brothers have started figuring out this ice thing. Hope you enjoyed it!

[Boldido]

That's even whiter than Mayonnaise.

You've crossed over, you are officially whiter than Kevin Federline.

We're going to have to cage you and sell tour tickets.

So is the Miracle Whip Light I have in my fridge whiter or less white than Howy's Miracle Whip?

[Dom]

So is the Miracle Whip Light I have in my fridge whiter or less white than Howy's Miracle Whip?

They make Miracle Whip Light?

That's not only white, you also have to turn in your masculinity. Unless it's not yours.

[tricksterpup]

Sorry. Lost my head there a second.

Can I sub in the Scots, instead?
No, stay true to your kind Molie. Because we know your true goal is to take over the earth.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/molepeople.jpg

[tricksterpup]

I'm Jewish and I'd gladly start a "Why I hate Jews" thread.
Jew-hater...
I bet you were in vietnam and killed babies while you were at it.

[Typo Lad]

Yep. THen I used their blood to make Matzoh.

[Dreadstar]

Yep. THen I used their blood to make Matzoh.

So THAT'S why I can't get my Matzoh to crumble properly...

[Typo Lad]

You must be using White Baby blood. That's no good.

[Forefinger]

Yep. THen I used their blood to make Matzoh.
I can't stop looking at your avatar's boobs.

[PrimalScream]

I only want you to think I'm white, so I can rule the internet.

and so you get people to reply to you quicker...

[Valmore]

and so you get people to reply to you quicker...

Not quick enough. Drop and give somebody else 20 SPAMS.

[Bard]

And yet you married a "Non-White-Guilt Crayola Crayon Flesh-Colored Male."

But you told me you had some Micmack. You mean I was misled?! Ack, my daughter is bi-racial!!!

[Dos]

Shiiit Joe, mah'nizzle, you's just needs be wear'n out some chickenheads, sheet nigga hit up some hoodrats and chizzill

[Valmore]

But you told me you had some Micmack. You mean I was misled?! Ack, my daughter is bi-racial!!!

Nope, not mislead. But the bloodline is thinner on my side than it is on yours.

[howyadoin]

...the bloodline is thinner on my side than it is on yours.You'd think the mayonnaise would thicken it right up.

[Valmore]

And of course, white dudes are the ONLY people who drink and drive - at least, that's what the U.S. Department of Transportation would have you believe with their latest commercial, which shows three white dudes getting pulled over in cars filled with alcohol.

[Spackling Compound]

Actually, there are some white people who have done some good...

Believe or not:
Actor :Barry Corbin from the show, "Northern Exposure" is white.
Actress: Judith Smart is white.
Shannon Larkin, drummer for Godsmack is white.
and Bob Oreck of Oreck vacuum cleaners is white.

Just saying..they aint all bad.
I know there are more whites out there who've done some good..just off the top of my head I got those.

[howyadoin]

cars filled with alcohol.Wouldn't it soak into the upholstery and spill out the windows?

[Valmore]

Wouldn't it soak into the upholstery and spill out the windows?

Only if you open the windows. But yeah, I'd imagine the upholstery gets all soaked.

[Tadhg]

I hate White people because of the terrible mustaches.

[howyadoin]

Only if you open the windows. But yeah, I'd imagine the upholstery gets all soaked.That's a waste of good alcohol.

[Valmore]

That's a waste of good alcohol.

Pretty much. It is a pretty silly commercial.

[Dan Apodaca]

Shannon Larkin, drummer for Godsmack is white.

Case in point for evilness of white people.

[Joe Rice]

Good times. I miss the missing photos though.

[jessecuster3]

You know what else I hate about white people?


Thread Necromancy!

[Mermaid]

Good times. I miss the missing photos though.

Bang goes citizen of the month for March

[SayOcean]

larry bird was white

[section 8]

No way,
No freaking way,
I'm not touching this topic!

This thread is a trap isn't it? :tongue:

[OedipussyRex]

20. murder

Get it right, it should be

20. Genocide

[SayOcean]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/PoserKiller/weirdER%20pics/white.gif

[thespianphryne]

Awww, c'mon . . . this thread should have at least one reference to
www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

[Agent Helix]

You know what I hate about white people? That anti-dance they do at concerts and shows. You know, that stand around with your arms crossed and nodding your head as if you're angry at the band for being there, but agreeing with their presence all the same sort of thing.

[Froggy]

Well, I kinda take some pride in the fact that I would never say "fo shizzle", "P'shina!!!", "t'aint" or "yo". So, I guess it works both ways :D

as a young black male i have to say i use a LOT of slang terms

but wtf is "P'shina?

that dont even SOUND cool to say

[Michael P]

as a young black male i have to say i use a LOT of slang terms

but wtf is "P'shina?

that dont even SOUND cool to say

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=p%27shina

[Froggy]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=p%27shina

well that explains it

I dont know swahili

I thought it was something of a all purpose verb/adjective/noun like jawn

[bushboy]

I thought it was something of a all purpose verb/adjective/noun like jawn

I still find it hard to believe that that's the way it's spelled.

[Froggy]

I still find it hard to believe that that's the way it's spelled.

you and me both


*goes back to bewildering the white man with weird phrases*


I still haven't heard a white person say "that @*(@ was slappin"

[Michael P]

you and me both


*goes back to bewildering the white man with weird phrases*


I still haven't heard a white person say "that @*(@ was slappin"

Probably because we find that open parenthesis so hard to pronounce.

[rick]

Fuck White People.

They smell funny and they can’t dance.

White people play their terrible music in elevators forcing all of us to listen to that unAmerican WASP do-wop jive.

White people eat strange and disgusting foods like mayonnaise and caviar.

White people created the Leisure Suit.

I think that we need to seriously consider some kind of “final” solution to White People.

[Froggy]

Probably because we find that open parenthesis so hard to pronounce. it's quite easy

ppl just seem to ahve a problem with using the word slappin instead of fresh >_<

[howyadoin]

it's quite easy

ppl just seem to ahve a problem with using the word slappin instead of fresh >_<Wasn't Slappin' Fresh the sidekick in a Reggie Hudlin comedy?

[Froggy]

Wasn't Slappin' Fresh the sidekick in a Reggie Hudlin comedy?

naw


Reggie made House Party, so he's exempt from taht

another reason i hate white people: only ppl i know krazy like that glue, not the rapper

[Joe Rice]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwdc0PolL1qzdxibo1_500.jpg

[Gingold]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwdc0PolL1qzdxibo1_500.jpg

Hard to argue with that.

[Michael P]

I don't like fishing.

I'll cop to occasionally speaking like British people, though.

[Joe Rice]

I wish I didn't look like a glue stick.

But I do.

[Michael P]

It's true. People are always taking off your hat and rubbing you on construction paper.

[Joe Rice]

It's true. People are always taking off your hat and rubbing you on construction paper.

Even before I taught elementary school.

[Winslow]

Hard to argue with that.

True.

I look like both a marshmallow and glue stick, I have a faggot-ass voice, and I have a dog.

[Gingold]

I most certainly do not have a place in hiphop.

[Winslow]

I most certainly do not have a place in hiphop.

I did rap yesterday in class.

[The Once And Forever]

I look at it like this.

The stereotypical white man works Monday to Friday from 9AM to 5PM and is a pretty productive fellow.

The stereotypical black man doesn't work, provides drugs/guns/liquor, and refuses to acknowledge the fact that belts were a great invention.

One is merely amusingly dorky, the other is scary. I am human, I must therefore hate that which scares me.

[Joe Rice]

WOWWWWWWwwwwwww

[Tadhg]

WOWWWWWWwwwwwww

Another reason to hate white people.

[Joe Rice]

Another reason to hate white people.

Every day of my life gives me probably ten more. And I only supply half of them.

[The Once And Forever]

Another reason to hate white people.
Ah, but I'm not white.

On the outside at least.

[Gary_B]

I look at it like this.

The stereotypical white man works Monday to Friday from 9AM to 5PM and is a pretty productive fellow.

The stereotypical black man doesn't work, provides drugs/guns/liquor, and refuses to acknowledge the fact that belts were a great invention.

One is merely amusingly dorky, the other is scary. I am human, I must therefore hate that which scares me.

Your racism makes you a stunning human.

[Paradox]

Heh, white people take things too seriously, too.

I'd think that the fact that he was pointedly saying they were stereotypes might indicate that he wasn't entirely serious, y'know.

[Froggy]

I did rap yesterday in class.

:mad:that is all i have to say

[dupont2005]

I look at it like this.

The stereotypical white man works Monday to Friday from 9AM to 5PM and is a pretty productive fellow.

The stereotypical black man doesn't work, provides drugs/guns/liquor, and refuses to acknowledge the fact that belts were a great invention.

One is merely amusingly dorky, the other is scary. I am human, I must therefore hate that which scares me.What the fuck.

[Donald M.]

What the fuck.

It might have been an attempt at a joke.

It failed spectacularly.

White on white racism was the point of this thread.

Why'd he have to go and bring tiresome ol' ordinary racism into this?

Boooooooooooooo!

[Aziz Abbasi]

I agree with you on plenty of stuff, but I gotta be honest here, you're being too harsh
Other awful things we can easily blame on white people:

10. Fan fiction
12. Neal Adams
19. DC ComicsWhy are these bad?

20. murderWas Caine white?
That's too ancient beyond races

[Danvh3]

I agree with you on plenty of stuff, but I gotta be honest here, you're being too harshWhy are these bad?
Was Caine white?
That's too ancient beyond races

Michael Caine is white, yes.

[Jessygirl88]

Wow I didn't know racism exists in this thread. But I'm not a white hater though. Not a hater of any race. Besides, there are a-holes in every race.

But there's one race that I don't like that much and those are the yellow-skinned, chinky-eyed Chinese. Believe me, they're dirtier than white people.

[Paradox]

Danvh3 is deliberately obtuse:

Michael Caine is white, yes.

Oh, don't be silly. He obviously meant the other one.

And, no, Kwai Chang Caine is a half-breed. :wink:

[Donald M.]

Oh, don't be silly. He obviously meant the other one.

And, no, Kwai Chang Caine is a half-breed. :wink:

David Carradine, on the other hand, was white as the driven snow.

He died beating it, another thing only white people do.

[dupersuper]

David Carradine, on the other hand, was white as the driven snow.

He died beating it, another thing only white people do.

I don't know about "only" white people, but as a white perso I CAN confirm we do do it. A lot, if I'm any indication...

[Danvh3]

Oh, don't be silly. He obviously meant the other one.

And, no, Kwai Chang Caine is a half-breed. :wink:

Bruce Lee was Chinese (born in San Fran and raised in Hong Kong) though, and he was the real Kwai Chang Caine.

None of that Carradine nonsense. Bruce Lee was the real deal.

[Paradox]

No, Bruce Lee was the real Bruce Lee.

There was no real Kwai Chang Caine. Sorry, no half-Chinese Kung Fu masters wandering the Old West righting wrongs.

[Winslow]

Ah, but I'm not white.

On the outside at least.

Your first joke failed, THAT one made me chuckle.


:mad:that is all i have to say

The kids laughed at the white dude trying to rap. Still trying to figure out if they were laughing with me, or at me, or some combination.

Yet another reason to hate white people.

[Kees_L]

Ah, but I'm not white.

On the outside at least.

Nor on the inside, mister. Nobody is white or blank or of the color *pure* by any means. Nobody alive at least.

Not Man, or Caine or any God.

And another thing: stereotypes do work, all of them, which makes them so fickle. Enabling anyone to become stupid in the head.
It's up to people to be questioning any such.
Like inquiring after what's the big idea with carryin' around the ghettoblasters or engaging into traffic with any posh I-poddery inserted deeply into oblivion.
And don't get me started on the monotonic...

[Winslow]

Nor on the inside, mister. Nobody is white or blank or of the color *pure* by any means. Nobody alive at least.

It was a self-deprecating joke Kees.

[Kees_L]

It was a self-deprecating joke Kees.

Oh. Well if you say so (I had to google that - and learn me a new word - yay.).

For the mentioning of Caine in this thread I envisioned me Gods first man Adam upon his creation to be going:
"but wait, Dude! - I mean: wèèèèèèh - but wait, Dude: what's my race again? What's my make?"
And along where one of his ribs is he can just make out 'Made In > unreadable < tm'.
For then shaking his fist up to the Heavens, at which point a great internal pain in the ribcage-region is to overcome him.

[Danvh3]

No, Bruce Lee was the real Bruce Lee.

There was no real Kwai Chang Caine. Sorry, no half-Chinese Kung Fu masters wandering the Old West righting wrongs.

Bruce Lee was supposed to play Caine on Kung Fu, but they went and hired a white man to play a Chinese man, behind Lee's back.

[Gingold]

Bruce Lee was supposed to play Caine on Kung Fu, but they went and hired a white man to play a Chinese man, behind Lee's back.

Yet another reason to hate white people.

[Charles RB]

Hard to argue with that.

I certainly can't argue with the point that I speak like a British person.

[Pól Rua]

Because the second you tell them they have to share their toys, they start bleating and crying about how damn 'persecuted' they are.

Also, I totally look like a glue-stick...
That someone's mistaken for a roll-on deodorant.

ewwww...

[Justin D.]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwdc0PolL1qzdxibo1_500.jpg

He's my new best friend.


Heh, white people take things too seriously, too.

I'd think that the fact that he was pointedly saying they were stereotypes might indicate that he wasn't entirely serious, y'know.

That's what I got too. Seemed he was mocking stereotypes more than anything.

[Tadhg]

That's what I got to. Seemed he was mocking stereotypes more than anything.

Which is another reason to hate white people.

[MacQuarrie]

Oh. Well if you say so (I had to google that - and learn me a new word - yay.).

For the mentioning of Caine in this thread I envisioned me Gods first man Adam upon his creation to be going:
"but wait, Dude! - I mean: wèèèèèèh - but wait, Dude: what's my race again? What's my make?"
And along where one of his ribs is he can just make out 'Made In > unreadable < tm'.
For then shaking his fist up to the Heavens, at which point a great internal pain in the ribcage-region is to overcome him.
Am I the only one who knows that the guy's name was Cain? No 'e' at the end.

[Slam_Bradley]

I wish I didn't look like a glue stick.

But I do.


A glue stick that was dropped on the barbers floor.

You're one hairy glue stick.

[o1pickleboy]

A glue stick that was dropped on the barbers floor.

You're one hairy glue stick.

we told him to read the instructions before using the Rogaine, but would he listen of, course not.

[Donald M.]

Am I the only one who knows that the guy's name was Cain? No 'e' at the end.


Wikipedia and IMDB both say you're wrong!

Which, of course, means you could still be right.

[jesse_custer]

Just because I like sniffing glue doesn't mean I am glue.

[Kees_L]

Am I the only one who knows that the guy's name was Cain? No 'e' at the end.

Still, it was this



Was Caine white?

that got mentioned.

[MacQuarrie]

Wikipedia and IMDB both say you're wrong!

Which, of course, means you could still be right.
King James says I'm right.

I'm referring to Cain, the son of Adam, who was the person originally being referenced, not Kwai Chang or Michael Caine, both of whom were referenced as a result of the initial error.

[Paradox]

In mockery, of course, simply because the Biblical Cain was misspelled.

[Roquefort Raider]

In mockery, of course, simply because the Biblical Cain was misspelled.

Just like "Chuck Norris" is misspelled "G-O-D".

[Kees_L]

In mockery, of course, simply because the Biblical Cain was misspelled.

Ta-dah: Paradox = correct. In writing. How about that Kid Omega?

[Paradox]

I'm sure I'm still wrong because I spoke too authoritatively. :wink:

[Kees_L]

authoritatively

Mmm, could be. That shit is hard, like Zen.
You'd have to be it with every fibre instead of merely speaking it I guess.
I will surely never get the hang of it.
Too many fibres, although I'll be as slim as some of my current forefathers.

[Jessygirl88]

He's my new best friend.



That's what I got too. Seemed he was mocking stereotypes more than anything.

Major LOL! No place for hiphops? Gluesticks? oh and Fishing? hahaha this guy's a major hater!

[Holy Spirit]

I don't..... understand why the "Defining Rape" thread was closed but this one..... isn't? :confused:

[spoon_jenkins]

I believe this clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VvgspV2fcI) says it all.

[Holy Spirit]

White people rule..........well, at least the chicks.

Amen brother! :biggrin:

[Holy Spirit]

I believe this clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VvgspV2fcI) says it all.

Um.... ok. :confused:

[Jessygirl88]

When it comes to chicks...Latinas are hotter than white chicks though.

[Paradox]

Holy Spirit really finds it that hard to understand?:

I don't..... understand why the "Defining Rape" thread was closed but this one..... isn't? :confused:

Because this one is tongue in cheek and that one wasn't. Really, do you seriously believe Joe Rice hates white people? It's only the Irish he considers sub-humans! :tongue:

[howyadoin]

I don't..... understand why the "Defining Rape" thread was closed but this one..... isn't? :confused:Nobody in this thread is saying rape isn't so bad, or offering moronic, morally-repugnant arguments that are the moral equivalent of "the bitch was askin' for it."

[sHayden]

When it comes to chicks...Latinas are hotter than white chicks though.

can't beat a good Asian.

[Danvh3]

This morning on the bus, there were 2 white women talking about their men's genitals, then about crack, then about 8-balls, then about their exes' genitals, and then openly mocking an Asian woman who was speaking on the phone. Saying how if you come to this country you should be forced to speak English, even though they were not using correct grammar in any capacity.

I hate white people.

[Perry Holley]

can't beat a good Asian.Unless she asks nicely.

[Slam_Bradley]

can't beat a good Asian.

You can. But if they complain you may go to jail.


Which is why you should beat the Irish.

[shades of eternity]

if your really that mad at white people it's easy enough to fix.

We just inject enough melinan and create a new culture through conditioning.

I'm thinking we should make a cult to the gods of cheese :D:P.

besides my species is ogre, so I'm safe :D:P.

[Donald M.]

if your really that mad at white people it's easy enough to fix.

We just inject enough melinan and create a new culture through conditioning.

I'm thinking we should make a cult to the gods of cheese :D:P.

besides my species is ogre, so I'm safe :D:P.

Nah, Warren Beatty had the rigt idea in Bulworth.

"All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction."

*awkward pause*

"Everybody just gotta keep fucking everybody 'til we're all the same color."

[Jessygirl88]

can't beat a good Asian.

Gotta be specific. Which asian? LOL you mean the ones in the middle east? :))

[Holy Spirit]

When it comes to chicks...Latinas are hotter than white chicks though.

These are facts....... these are facts. :biggrin:

[Holy Spirit]

Because this one is tongue in cheek and that one wasn't. Really, do you seriously believe Joe Rice hates white people? It's only the Irish he considers sub-humans! :tongue:

Nobody in this thread is saying rape isn't so bad, or offering moronic, morally-repugnant arguments that are the moral equivalent of "the bitch was askin' for it."
Ok, fair enough. :cool:

[Nick Soapdish]

I look at it like this.

The stereotypical white man works Monday to Friday from 9AM to 5PM and is a pretty productive fellow.

The stereotypical black man doesn't work, provides drugs/guns/liquor, and refuses to acknowledge the fact that belts were a great invention.

One is merely amusingly dorky, the other is scary. I am human, I must therefore hate that which scares me.

Nine to five jobs are scary.

[GozertheGozarian]

I met more nutcases working 9 to 5 than on the graveyard shift.

[Paradox]

Sometimes they even snap and try to get revenge on the boss. :wink:

http://ninna83.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/9_to_5_dolly_parton_435.jpg