It's Hot as $#%&*!!!

[Azrael52]

Why? I want to work in my yard, but It's hot as fuck!

[Dark Galaxy]

My sister is getting married on Saturday. The wedding and reception are both outside. It starts at 3:30 in the afternoon. All three of the kids, and I are in the wedding. It is supposed to be around 104 degrees.

[the4thpip]

Yup, dog days here, too. And then we had those annoying 5 minutes of rain today, which turned the entire city into one big steam bath for hours. :evilangry

[the4thpip]

Oh, and I'll be on a podium or behind an info booth all day long on Saturday during the local gay pride. Joy!

[rebelchelle]

It's so hot that the weatherman doesn't even bother to tell us the day's forecast. It's just hot... damn hot.

[sk716]

My sister is getting married on Saturday. The wedding and reception are both outside. It starts at 3:30 in the afternoon. All three of the kids, and I are in the wedding. It is supposed to be around 104 degrees.

104 in Oregon is not like 104 in the South. 104 in Oregon is a little warm.

104 is Arkansas is your flesh melting off your skeleton while you can't breathe because the humidity is so high you need gills.

[Lester C.]

don't say it..

You know Azrael I have a suggestion.

you made pms and promises saying you'd stop.

Do you know how you know Monkey Boy in real life

You could get in trouble.

Well you can go up to have and him cool you off...

This can't end well.

with his hose.;)

[Jeff Brady]

Why? I want to work in my yard, but It's hot as fuck!

Why would anyone WANT to do yardwork?

Parts of my neighborhood are without power. Powerlines have MELTED. We're running the bare essentials in the house, but I need AC at night, because my room in particular gets up to 100, as the SUN has taken up residence in it.

[Cam63]

That's the summer we passed onto the rest of the world.

'Sorry about that.

[heystacy]

I try to stay inside. This heat is dangerous.

[BlairH]

It's getting hot in here
So take off all your clothes

I am
Getting so hot
I wanna' take my clothes off!

Yeah!

[Azrael52]

I got so hot today, I looked down, and I noticed that my sweat was sweating, WTF?

[Cam63]

Your sweat evaporates as it leaves your pores in Australia.

It sometimes makes a little screaming sound.

[heystacy]

I got so hot today, I looked down, and I noticed that my sweat was sweating, WTF?


It was so hot today, I saw the devil outside trying to flag a taxi. WTH?

[Sam T.]

I live in Oregon and it should never get above 90 in the summer! Damn!!

[BlairH]

I live in Oregon and it should never get above 90 in the summer! Damn!!

You think that's bad? I live in Scotland and it's above 90 here!

[OzBat!]

Canberra has officially hovered around 10 degrees centigrade all week. Add in the wind-chill factor, and we've been crawling up to around 3 or 4 degrees, if we're lucky.

The damn sad part is, we almost never get snow. We SEE it all the time, on the ranges around the city, but we never get it ourselves.

CURSE THIS ANTI-SNOW REGIME!!

[Cam63]

You big wuss !

[Cam63]

You think that's bad? I live in Scotland and it's above 90 here!

Smelling Scots in 90 + F temps.

That's against the Geneva Convention, aint it ?

[Azrael52]

It was so hot today that my overheating indicator came on on the bottle of water I was drinking, WTH?

[Cam63]

What about, " It was so hot, dogs not in the shade exploded ! " ?

[Sam T.]

It was so hot, my slurpy cup slapped me!:D

[WhiteRose]

Well, it's a brisk and windy 12 degrees centigrade here. So not too bad at all. Enjoy the summer, suckers :D

That being said, we will probably DIE come December. It will be karma, and it will be grand.

[Larry Dixon]

It was so hot today that my overheating indicator came on on the bottle of water I was drinking, WTH?

We in the scientific community refer to that phenomenon as "boiling."

[Cam63]

Not to be confused with boils.

[Azrael52]

Yay! I finally got to work in my yard. Words I never thought I'd utter: "Thank God it finally got down to 92 degrees so that I could go mow the grass."

[heystacy]

Yay! I finally got to work in my yard. Words I never thought I'd utter: "Thank God it finally got down to 92 degrees so that I could go mow the grass."

How often do you mow the lawn. For me it was every two weeks. If it rained a lot I had to get out there quick. When grass gets thick mowing gets ugly! :mad:

[bfrank]

there's a earthquake coming to California....mark my words......

[OzBat!]

bfrank: harbinger of doom to the stars!

[bfrank]

we've had "earthquake" weather for the last few days or so.....and my dog is spazzing out......


it was like 103 in Alameda yesterday.....I no that means nothing to most of you, BUT IT WAS 103 in FUCKING ALAMEDA........

[Lonewalker]

The "hot as fuck that when you sit you get sticky’d to the couch's back” kind of hot?

That one sucks.

[OzBat!]

I know animals are really sensitive to these things, but are you sure it isn't just crying out for ice-cubes in its water bowl?

[howyadoin]

I don't know how hot it was in my apartment yesterday, 'cause the thermometer only goes to 30 degrees C (roughly 85 Fahrenheit, I think). But the needle was buried all day, and I had a fever to boot.

[DubipR]

It was like Chicago here in Los Angeles. 95 degrees with about 85 percent humidity. WTF is going on with the weather?

[howyadoin]

It was like Chicago here in Los Angeles. 95 degrees with about 85 percent humidity. WTF is going on with the weather?Did the heat have anything to do with the power outages?

[ElvisGuy]

Its about 100 degrees in my loft here in Hollywood,Ca. Im sweating like Whitney Houston at an awards show !

[DubipR]

Its about 100 degrees in my loft here in Hollywood,Ca. Im sweating like Whitney Houston at an awards show !

Thank goodness for the slight overcast today at work in Santa Monica and in NoHo. And with everyone doing laundry today, the palatial estate is about 110 right about now.

[LibrarianThorne]

It's not too bad in southwest Ohio. I've been able to do the mile walks to work without much trouble.

See, this is karma too. My state sucks the ass, but heat doesn't murder us. California, by comparison, is awesome, but the awesomeness is now offset by the fact that most Californians are working their way to medium rare. Hah! I'd almost declare victory, but my state still sucks ass and your state will be cool in a few months's time. :(

[Michael P]

It's so hot that the weatherman doesn't even bother to tell us the day's forecast. It's just hot... damn hot.
Your weatherman is Roosevelt T. Roosevelt?

[Jeff Brady]

Your weatherman is Roosevelt T. Roosevelt?

Heh.

Tencharacters

[heystacy]

Its about 100 degrees in my loft here in Hollywood,Ca. Im sweating like Whitney Houston at an awards show !


You must weigh like 90 pounds now. ;)

[Weetomuncher]

I've been running around my house with no shirt on all week and I've had trouble sleeping with the heat here in Scotland.

Thank God for ice cream and Pepsi! :D

[Fenix]

Don´t know what this fuzz is all about ;)... is cool as a fridge here.

[stealthwise]

I've been trying to renovate and move next door for two weeks and the heat is just killer. Makes it much harder to find help and it seems like we all move about three times slower. We've tried to only do things in the morning, but that only gives us a few hours before it heats up.

Damn you Summer!

[Azrael52]

I don't know how hot it was in my apartment yesterday, 'cause the thermometer only goes to 30 degrees C (roughly 85 Fahrenheit, I think). But the needle was buried all day, and I had a fever to boot.

Dude, that sucks. My needle normally only gets buried when it's extremely cold . . . oh, wait . . . my bad.

[Azrael52]

The "hot as fuck that when you sit you get sticky’d to the couch's back” kind of hot?

That one sucks.

Yeah, that's the kind of hot I'm talking about. It's hot a two rats copulating in a wool sock!

[Cam63]

How about two ferrets in a doona ?

[Sam T.]

Starting to cool down over here...! (Thank God!!)

[Dustin]

I live in East Texas and it is hotter than hell over here.:eek: :mad: :evilangry

[Cam63]

I got the heater going.

[Dustin]

I got the heater going.
Seriously??!!

[Cam63]

Yup. It's winter here.

[Dustin]

Yup. It's winter here.
Can I come and stay at your house? Please?:p

[Cam63]

OK, but you gotta bring beer.

[WhiteRose]

Bring me beer also, though you may not stay with me.

[Cam63]

Bloody snob.

[bfrank]

I no that means nothing to most of you, BUT IT WAS 103 in FUCKING ALAMEDA........
I no.....LOL!

:(

[Sanagi]

After spending a couple weeks down in the lower 48 states recently, I can only conclude that the people who live there enjoy sweating.

[Azrael52]

How about two ferrets in a doona ?

For what, lunch?

[howyadoin]

After spending a couple weeks down in the lower 48 states recently, I can only conclude that the people who live there enjoy sweating.I swear I'm moving to Antarctica someday.

[Dustin]

I swear I'm moving to Antarctica someday.
Yeah me too.

[howyadoin]

Yeah me too.I useta love summer, but the past few years the heat's really been getting to me. I'm almost developing psychological problems about it.

[Dustin]

Hope it turns out well for you.:(

[Sanagi]

I swear I'm moving to Antarctica someday.
It's on my short list of places I have to visit before I die...

Summer in Fairbanks AK(i.e. right here, right now) is perfect for me. Cool and dry.

[Azrael52]

Ooh, ooooh!! There's a slight chance of rain the next couple of days. It probably won't happen, and if it does, it'll be one of those that makes you wish it wouldn't have, you know?

[Cam63]

A bit like, " Would you like 20 kicks in the balls or 21 kicks in the balls ? "

Both are bad.

[Lester C.]

I'm going to assume most of you reading this have electricity. My heart goes out to those people in New York and elsewhere that have had their lives distrupted by the heat.

[Cam63]

We get black outs here occasionally.

It's not fun.

[sk716]

I feel really bad for the people in California who are suffering through the heat with no power.

Summer in the Southern states is like being slowly roasted on a spit, but at least they don't kill the air conditioning on us.

It's actually been pretty nice this week.

[DubipR]

I feel really bad for the people in California who are suffering through the heat with no power.

Thanks, I've had some rolling blackouts in the past few days. Not fun at all. And work's been terrible. One conductor blows out so our coolers were fucked and no product sold....shitty weather and shitty business.

And I need to jump in the shower at least 3 times a day before heading to bed.

[heystacy]

I did without AC once, and oly because the damn machine died on me. There some long days that cosisted of me laying down and not moving unless I had to.

[Cam63]

I really feel for the fireys and the blueys who have to wear heavy protective clothing and equipment at times, even when the mercury's up over 40 C.

[howyadoin]

Thanks, I've had some rolling blackouts in the past few days. Not fun at all. And work's been terrible. One conductor blows out so our coolers were fucked and no product sold....shitty weather and shitty business.

And I need to jump in the shower at least 3 times a day before heading to bed.Yeah, I've been averaging 3 a day for the past week or so - one in the morning, one when I get home from work, and another before bed.

I think on Saturday I might've had 4.

[Azrael52]

Just-in-case you were wondering, I'm sweating.