My roomate just said he's Aquaman

[The Xenos]

I dunno. This was so random I have to post this.

He stands in my door way and calls out, "Hey, [Xenos]. I'm Aquaman." He then puts two fingers to his forhead and makes that Superfriends "mu mu mu mu mu" sound. He then turns to the fish tank outside the door. "Look, I'm talking to ORly [the fish]. mu mu mu mu mu."

I dunno. It was so dense, so retarded, I had to post it somewhere.

[OzBat!]

Huh. So that's why they had to change the lead character in the comic? Go figure!

[Noah Johnson]

So... IS he Aquaman?

Have you checked?

[Damo]

Test his ability to breathe underwater.

[The Xenos]

Let's find out. Hmmm... his head won't fit in the fish tank, but it will fit in the toilet.

And no sooner did I suggest it, he went in there. Though he then walked out and said we don't want to look in there and the water system in the city of Boston is terrible.

[tangentman]

As if YOU'VE never made Super Friends sound effects! Hasn't one of you ever said, "Ineck-chok!" really loudly and then gone, "wa-WA-WA-WA!"

[Sean Whitmore]

I dunno, when that fish starts talking back to him, one of you is going to feel PRE-tty silly.


SEAN

[PatrickG]

I'd feel pretty silly if I discovered I was Aquaman.

[Sean Whitmore]

I'd feel pretty silly if I discovered I was Aquaman.


Yeah, imagine how Aquaman felt.


SEAN

[the4thpip]

I haven't seen an episode of Super Friends in my life. :(

But I did like the Ramona-Fradon-drawn comicbooks.

[Cam63]

Test his ability to breathe underwater.

That may be fun.

Not so much fun for him, though.

[palaeomerus]

Who would want to be Aquaman? His kid died, his wife left him, his teen side kick hates him (and got tatoos on his face and became a necromancer) and then after laughing at him for twenty years the comic gods put him in a purple costume, laughed at him for ANOTHER ten years, declared him a water elemental, chopped his freaking hand off and gave him amnesia.

What's next for the poor guy? Bowel cancer? Raped by a killer whale? Alzheimer's? Maybe he'll just explode? Or some third string villain could make hot dogs out of him. Is Crazy Quilt free?

[Cam63]

He could get eaten by Man Faye in a wetsuit...

[Elegance Liberty]

That sounds like something I would do when I'm naturally high. XD

[Spackling Compound]

Roomate huh?

Then why don't you say, "Hey Aquaman. I'm gay and horny..mu mu mu mu."

[Grazzt]

Was he the one who named the fish "ORly"?

[The Xenos]

Was he the one who named the fish "ORly"?

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/4647/yarlywz7.jpg

[Corrina]

Does he look like Vince from "Entourage?"