The Two-Headed Kitten has been Kittynapped!!!!

[DonC]

The Grove City, Ohio, owners of the two-headed kitten (http://www.dispatch.com/news-story.php?story=dispatch/2006/07/13/20060713-D8-03.html) went to take it to the vet today and it was GONE!!! They think he/she/it's been kittynapped!!

Someone call Gil Grissom and Batman!!!

[Spike-X]

This is obviously the result of a team-up between Catwoman and Two-Face.

[The Dog]

The Grove City, Ohio, owners of the two-headed kitten (http://www.dispatch.com/news-story.php?story=dispatch/2006/07/13/20060713-D8-03.html) went to take it to the vet today and it was GONE!!! They think he/she/it's been kittynapped!!

Someone call Gil Grissom and Batman!!!

This is much more important!

Call Gil Grissom, Batman, Adrian Monk, Sherlock Holmes, Conan Edogawa, Martin Mystery, the Mystery Inc Gang, Shawn Spencer, Lennie Brisco, Detective Elliot Stabler, Superman, Lobo, and Spider-Man!

They'll be able to find the villains!

[Jeff Brady]

http://www.innocence.com/transmet/images/cat.gif

Like Spider Jerusalem gives a damn.

[Jack Zodiac]

This is obviously the result of a team-up between Catwoman and Two-Face.

Two minutes. It took you two minutes to craft the geekiest pun ever. You should be proud of yourself. :D

[Pól Rua]

This is much more important!

Call Gil Grissom, Batman, Adrian Monk, Sherlock Holmes, Conan Edogawa, Martin Mystery, the Mystery Inc Gang, Shawn Spencer, Lennie Brisco, Detective Elliot Stabler, Superman, Lobo, and Spider-Man!

This looks like a job for Fly on the Wall.
He could team up with Puma.

[Spike-X]

Two minutes. It took you two minutes to craft the geekiest pun ever. You should be proud of yourself. :D
I am!





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[Solaris]

This is obviously the result of a team-up between Catwoman and Two-Face.


Best thing I've read all night! :D

[The Dog]

This looks like a job for Fly on the Wall.
He could team up with Puma.

But would the team be called "Puma on the Wall" or "Fly on the Puma"? Or would they go with "Fly AND Puma on the Wall?"

[SteelTownr]

I think that someone should Call Ace Ventura on this one, he needs the Work.

Mark B.

[hitokiri_]

But would the team be called "Puma on the Wall" or "Fly on the Puma"? Or would they go with "Fly AND Puma on the Wall?"


flying puma on the wall?

[Sean T Collins]

Charles Roberts, 6, of Grove City, examines a unique member of a trio of newborn kittens. Charles’ cat, Hanna, also gave birth to two normal kittens yesterday. His mother, Michelle Hickman, spent the day calling veterinarians to see whether someone could help.

I dont see where it says the cat was kidnapped but if it was thats pretty shitty for the owners:( somebody probably wants to stuff it or something .

[Gilda Dent]

This is much more important!

Call Gil Grissom, Batman, Adrian Monk, Sherlock Holmes, Conan Edogawa, Martin Mystery, the Mystery Inc Gang, Shawn Spencer, Lennie Brisco, Detective Elliot Stabler, Superman, Lobo, and Spider-Man!

They'll be able to find the villains!

Yeah, but think how difficult it'll be to get them all together.

I say call Jack Bauer. He'll not only get the kitty back, he'll get back in less than 24 hours. Of course, hell have to torture two people, kill a dozen, and take down a high goverment official, but he'll find that kitty.

Even better, Leroy "Encyclopedia" Brown. He'll find that kitty at Bugs Meany's clubhouse in about ten minutes.

Gilda

[Grazzt]

This is obviously the result of a team-up between Catwoman and Two-Face.

You know, now that Grant Morrison is writing Batman, I can actually see Two-Face and Catwoman going after a two-headed kitten.

[Forefinger]

The Grove City, Ohio, owners of the two-headed kitten (http://www.dispatch.com/news-story.php?story=dispatch/2006/07/13/20060713-D8-03.html) went to take it to the vet today and it was GONE!!! They think he/she/it's been kittynapped!!

Someone call Gil Grissom and Batman!!!
I hope that whoever stole the kitten dies, painfully.

[HomerJay]

Trying to think of a bad "pussy" joke here, but none are working...

[The Dog]

Yeah, but think how difficult it'll be to get them all together.

I say call Jack Bauer. He'll not only get the kitty back, he'll get back in less than 24 hours. Of course, hell have to torture two people, kill a dozen, and take down a high goverment official, but he'll find that kitty.

Even better, Leroy "Encyclopedia" Brown. He'll find that kitty at Bugs Meany's clubhouse in about ten minutes.

Gilda

Nonononono, I got someone who'll find the kidnappers in seconds: Dominic Deegan, the Man with Second Sight! He can See into the past, present, and future!

He'll just See who stole the two-headed kitty in seconds, and then we can send Jack Bauer to get it back from them.

It'd be the Ultimate Team-Up!

[Typo Lad]

I beth the kitty was a photoshop scam and they're saying "oops, it's gone!" so no-one can catch them at it.

[Forefinger]

I beth the kitty was a photoshop scam and they're saying "oops, it's gone!" so no-one can catch them at it.
More than likely.

I just like typing things about people dying painfully.

[DonC]

I dont see where it says the cat was kidnapped but if it was thats pretty shitty for the owners:( somebody probably wants to stuff it or something .


That was on TV news.

[Rachel Grey]

Finishes eating a sandwich. Did someone mention a cat? Burps loudly.