Ask my Magic 8-Ball

[TomStillwell]

I have a magic 8-Ball on my desk and it's ready for your questions.

Fire away!!!

[Hybrid2]

Will i find love soon?

[heystacy]

Should I make pasta for dinner?

[MacQuarrie]

Should I go to work today?

[TomStillwell]

Will i find love soon?

The stars say no.

Should I make pasta for dinner?

Consult me later.

Should I go to work today?

No.

[heystacy]

Can I have Mac's answer and not got to work?

[AndrewCrossett]

Will human civilization still exist 10 years from now?

[Merey]

Will it rain this evening?

Should I go to the office summer outing?

[TomStillwell]

Can I have Mac's answer and not got to work?

Focus and ask again.

Will human civilization still exist 10 years from now?

Don't bet on it.

Will it rain this evening?

Answer unclear, ask again later.

Should I go to the office summer outing?

Absolutely.

[stealthwise]

If I push it too hard, will I end up sharting?

[Lester C.]

Will I ever get backstage at a convention and meet the cast of Highlander the TV series?

[TomStillwell]

If I push it too hard, will I end up sharting?

Cannot fortell now.

Will I ever get backstage at a convention and meet the cast of Highlander the TV series?

Prospect good.

[Dennis K]

Will anyone who has posted in this thread die a horrible, violent death?

[Red Jack]

Will people dig my new comic?

[ElvisGuy]

Will I ever get to live out my fantasy of going on Tower of Terror with Gail at Disneyland?

[Lester C.]

Will I ever get backstage at a convention and meet the cast of Highlander the TV series?







Prospect good.
If I do get backstage, will there be some sex involved with one of the cast members?

[TomStillwell]

Will anyone who has posted in this thread die a horrible, violent death?

Indications say yes.

Will people dig my new comic?

So it shall be.

Will I ever get to live out my fantasy of going on Tower of Terror with Gail at Disneyland?

No doubt about it.

If I do get backstage, will there be some sex involved with one of the cast members?

Looks like yes.

[Kyuubi]

Is Lester super ultra mega creepy, or just mildly creepy?



Also, am I going to have fun at Comic Con, or a whole $#!%load of fun at Comic Con?

[Lester C.]

Is Lester super ultra mega creepy, or just mildly creepy?



Also, am I going to have fun at Comic Con, or a whole $#!%load of fun at Comic Con?
This is coming from a woman wearing and orchas suit and Santa hat in the middle of a heat wave.:mad:

[Kyuubi]

That's not a question.



and it's quite nice out today actually.

[Lester C.]

That's not a question.



and it's quite nice out today actually.
You live in California where it's always nice. That's why I'll be going to law school down there in December when I finally, being the prodigy that I am, will get my bachelor degree at the age of 28. You wouldn't last time minutes in a real Chicago winter, which admittedly we haven't had on for quite a number of years.

[TomStillwell]

Is Lester super ultra mega creepy, or just mildly creepy?


Can't say now.

Also, am I going to have fun at Comic Con, or a whole $#!%load of fun at Comic Con?

Very likely.

[Azrael52]

What's the capital of West Virginia?

[TomStillwell]

What's the capital of West Virginia?

Answer unclear. Ask later.

[MacQuarrie]

Will I ever get to live out my fantasy of going on Tower of Terror with Gail at Disneyland?
I might be able to help you out with that one. My friend's daughter is an usherette on that ride.

[Lester C.]

Will Monkey Boy and Azrael 52 ever go back to Brokeback Mountain?

[Merey]

Should I go to the office summer outing?


Absolutely.


Thank you Magic 8 Ball. I've glad you're encouraging me to go to my office summer outing. We're doing a scavenger hunt in Greenwich Village and I got put on an awesome team.

Now, for a follow-up question. Is my team going to win?

[TomStillwell]

Will Monkey Boy and Azrael 52 ever go back to Brokeback Mountain?

Chances aren't good.

Now, for a follow-up question. Is my team going to win?

Indications say yes.

[Lester C.]

Is it true that it is hot outside not because of summer, but because of me since I'm on fire baby?

[OzBat!]

Am I an idiot for taking on moderating this board?

[Lester C.]

Am I an idiot for taking on moderating this board?
Like you need a magic eight ball for that.

[Red Jack]

Will there be free wifi at sdcc?

[DubipR]

Should I ask out that cute girl I see come into work?

[heystacy]

Should I connfront my backstabbing co-worker, or report him?

[stealthwise]

Yes or no?

[Cam63]

Should I connfront my backstabbing co-worker, or report him?

Do both.
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[howyadoin]

Should I ask out that cute girl I see come into work?Check for a ring first.

[Lester C.]

Should I ask out that cute girl I see come into work?
Not if she is a coworker. That is just asking for trouble with a capital T.

[howyadoin]

Not if she is a coworker. That is just asking for trouble with a capital T.I second this without hesitation, and if anybody disagrees I can supply a horror story (or maybe a whore story) or two to back it up.

[Cam63]

Dating co-workers does have it's risks.

Having sex is slightly less risky.

[howyadoin]

Dating co-workers does have it's risks.

Having sex is slightly less risky.Unless you do it on the photocopier and get cancer from the radiation.

[Lester C.]

Dating co-workers does have it's risks.

Having sex is slightly less risky.
That is until the sexual harassment case is brought against you or her. (Do you even have sexual harassment cases in Australia.)

[Cam63]

Unless you do it on the photocopier and get cancer from the radiation.

Yep, that's what I want put on my headstone.

[howyadoin]

Yep, that's what I want put on my headstone.Hey, they could put the photocopies in with the funeral program!

[Cam63]

That is until the sexual harassment case is brought against you or her. (Do you even have sexual harassment cases in Australia.)

Our country was founded on 'em !

[Cam63]

Hey, they could put the photocopies in with the funeral program!

That sounds classy.

...I'll do it !

[DubipR]

Dating co-workers does have it's risks.

If you saw my question: "that comes into work." Didn't say co-worker. No way in fucking hell I'd do that. She's a customer I see daily. And Howy... no ring.

[TomStillwell]

Is it true that it is hot outside not because of summer, but because of me since I'm on fire baby?

Don't bet on it.

Am I an idiot for taking on moderating this board?

The stars say no.

Will there be free wifi at sdcc?

Focus and ask again.

Should I ask out that cute girl I see come into work?

No.

Should I connfront my backstabbing co-worker, or report him?

Yes.

[howyadoin]

If you saw my question: "that comes into work." Didn't say co-worker. No way in fucking hell I'd do that. She's a customer I see daily. And Howy... no ring.Go for it, then.

[heystacy]

Should I confront my backstabbing co-worker, or report him?

I think I will contfront with a report. Best of both worlds.

[Lester C.]

Is it true that The Forty Year Old version was based on Cam 63 life story only in the real world he never got laid... unless you count that he was in prison for drunken disorderly sharing a cellmate with a man named Bubba?

[Cam63]

*Slaps Lester upside the head with jailcell shitbucket*

[Cam63]

If you saw my question: "that comes into work." Didn't say co-worker. No way in fucking hell I'd do that. She's a customer I see daily. And Howy... no ring.

Tally ho then, my good fellow.

[howyadoin]

Is it true that The Forty Year Old version was based on Cam 63 life story only in the real world he never got laid... unless you count that he was in prison for drunken disorderly sharing a cellmate with a man named Bubba?Waaaaiiit a minute, here. Are you saying a "version" is someone who's never had sex?

'Cause there's a joke in there somewhere about software programmers, but I'm too lazy to dig for it.

[Cam63]

I think " version " is how the French say it.

[Merey]

Magic Eight Ball, did you knowingly lie to me? We didn't win, you bastard!

[TomStillwell]

Is it true that The Forty Year Old version was based on Cam 63 life story only in the real world he never got laid... unless you count that he was in prison for drunken disorderly sharing a cellmate with a man named Bubba?

Prospect good.

Magic Eight Ball, did you knowingly lie to me? We didn't win, you bastard!

You can count on it.

From the 8-Ball owner: Did you have fun while playing? If so, you still won. Being a winner is more than just getting a prize.

[PatrickG]

Programmers beta test their hardware at an early stage of development. The downside is that they have a lot of memory and really fast load times.

[Merey]

You can count on it.

From the 8-Ball owner: Did you have fun while playing? If so, you still won. Being a winner is more than just getting a prize.

"The More You Know! Doo...do...do..doooo..."

Hee! Yeah, we had a great time. And the prize sucked anyway. It was just corporate logo swag. We came in second place, but we can in 1st place for team name (Prank Monkeys). We had tshirts and everything. Good times.

[TomStillwell]

The Magic 8-Ball is wise beyond compare.

If it had told you ahead of time that you'd lose, you may not have played at all. No fun would have been had.

[Merey]

Yes, the Magic 8 Ball is wise beyond its cheap plastic, painted on number and mysterious blue/black liquid abyss. I shoud have never doubted it. I'm sorry.

[Michael P]

Will Merey be punished for doubting the 8-Ball's wisdom?

[TomStillwell]

The Magic 8-Ball is compassionate as well as wise.

You are forgiven. Go and live life as if you were dying.

But not, like, reallying painful dying. More like..."Do de do...strolling along, feeling fine...CRAP! I'm dead."

The good kind of death.

Bah, what do I know? That's a line from some stupid country western song I heard at the ballpark. I had three beers in me too. I may have even heard the words wrong. If I recall it was something like "Chicken chocolate donkies and electric druid postcards...live life like yer dyin'..." or whatever.

[TomStillwell]

Will Merey be punished for doubting the 8-Ball's wisdom?

The signs say no.

[Merey]

Yes, the Magic 8 Ball is indeed compassionate as well as wise. All hail the Magic 8 Ball.

"Chicken chocolate donkies and electric druid postcards...live life like yer dyin'..."

And I think I prefer this song. If country western music had more songs with lyrics like that, then I think I'd be a bigger fan.

[TomStillwell]

You could probably plug those lyrics into any current country western song and have it work.

[Merey]

You know, there really aren't enough country western songs about druids.

[AndrewCrossett]

You know, there really aren't enough country western songs about druids.

That's because nobody knew who they were, or what they were doing.

[heystacy]

That's because nobody knew who they were, or what they were doing.


Aren't druids the reason we decorate trees during Christmas?

[Cam63]

...and aren't they also responsible for the Easter Bunny ?

Thanks for the chocy eggs, you weird white robed dudes, you !

[Lester C.]

If me and Cam 63 ever finally get to have our knife pit over a tattered bridge in a lava pit, is it true that Lester would kick or rather stab Cam 63's ass?

[TomStillwell]

If me and Cam 63 ever finally get to have our knife pit over a tattered bridge in a lava pit, is it true that Lester would kick or rather stab Cam 63's ass?

Focus and ask again.

[Lester C.]

Focus and ask again.
* starts focusing and hearing operatic theme in head*

If me and Cam 63 ever finally get to have our knife pit over a tattered bridge in a lava pit, is it true that Lester would kick or rather stab Cam 63's ass?

[TomStillwell]

If me and Cam 63 ever finally get to have our knife pit over a tattered bridge in a lava pit, is it true that Lester would kick or rather stab Cam 63's ass?

Indications say yes.