Ozbat In Charge!

[Gail Simone]

I'll try to check in from the road, but I'm gone for a while at the con, and OZ is in charge 'cause Mac are gonna be con-full!

YAY!

Gail

[Jeff Brady]

Okay, who wants a flame thrower?

[TCJohnson]

And yet more names to add to my list!

[MacQuarrie]

Good luck, Oz. I hope they don't haze you too badly.

[Cam63]

Good luck, Oz. I hope they don't haze you too badly.

http://capefeare.com/wedgie.gif

What makes you say that, Mac' ?

[OzBat!]

everybody look casual... lets just wait till they're all out the door...

[MacQuarrie]

If you hear the words "Atomic Wedgie" ... run.

[Cam63]

*Presents blueprint of YABS stripper club and bar to Ozbat*

[OzBat!]

If you hear the words "Atomic Wedgie" ... run.Weren't they a band?

[Cam63]

...an elastic waist band, maybe.

[OzBat!]

This is just like "Charles in Charge", only without the studio audience and an instant laugh track!

[Cam63]

So, you're Scott Baio ?

[OzBat!]

With sharper hair!

And an australian accent!

[howyadoin]

everybody look casual... lets just wait till they're all out the door...I've got the booze hidden in the garage.

[Cam63]

It was hidden.

Glug,glug,glug,glug,glug,glug,glug...

[howyadoin]

It was hidden.

Glug,glug,glug,glug,glug,glug,glug...Um, that wasn't the booze.

[Cam63]

*Stares and falls over sideways*

[Kyuubi]

Geez, must have been a shock to his system to be drinking water for a change.

[OzBat!]

Hrrrrm. I wonder if gail finding a corpse when she returns is a GOOD thing?

[Kyuubi]

Fire: The solution to every problem.

[OzBat!]

Fire: The solution to every problem.Already taken care of!Okay, who wants a flame thrower?This moderator gig is a breeze! What was gail so worried about? :D

[Cam63]

Mmmmm... Something smells good.

Who's cooking a roast ?

[Cam63]

Geez, must have been a shock to his system to be drinking water for a change.

I'm telling the Geneva Convention on you bastards !

[DubipR]

Hey Oz....what time does the donkey show start?

[OzBat!]

I am NOT providing any wildlife, or the domesticated variety thereof. Noway, nohow! Besides, we've already got ferrets and ducks running wild around the place, just how much more debauched can we get??

[Hybrid2]

*Spray the ferets with water*

Have fun Ozbat.
:evilsmile

[OzBat!]

Right, I'm starting a list! And you're on it!

Right after I get my "OzBat! in Charge" theme song sorted out.

[Dizzy D]

Hrrrrm. I wonder if gail finding a corpse when she returns is a GOOD thing?

Depends on whose corpse it is.

[Ed Cunard]

This is just like "Charles in Charge", only without the studio audience and an instant laugh track!

Oz in charge of our days / and our nights.

[Spackling Compound]

Booze? Donkey shows? Flamethrowers?
Hehe...we'll have to do better than that. I mean when Gail was on watch we had a lesbian freak show fertheluvapete!

[Merey]

Where does mom stash the booze?!

[Spackling Compound]

Where does mom stash the booze?!

If you have to ask...then you shouldn't even try it.

Hint, in the same drawer where dad hides the naked lady playing cards and the revolver.

[OzBat!]

We have plenty of time to set new benchmarks, don't panic!

Just as long as everybody understands, I'm not cleaning this mess up on my lonesome when gail gets back!

[Merey]

If you have to ask...then you shouldn't even try it.

Hint, in the same drawer where dad hides the naked lady playing cards and the revolver.


Well, there's a recipe for disaster. WHooooooo! Party!

[TomStillwell]

Look! I'm wearing Gail's six toed shoes!!!!

[DubipR]

Booze? Donkey shows? Flamethrowers?
Hehe...we'll have to do better than that. I mean when Gail was on watch we had a lesbian freak show fertheluvapete!

Please...that's just Thursday Night!
I lined up a couple knife fights and cat juggling for before Saturday's main event before the busty ladies wrestling in butterscotch. The main card is most impressive.

Don't forget your noseplugs.

[heystacy]

Can we get this party started? I'm in the mood for somethin crazy. ;)

[Lester C.]

If I were a mod the power would go to my head. The first thing I would do is ban all the pirates that post regular for at least a day.

[sk716]

If I were a mod the power would go to my head. The first thing I would do is ban all the pirates that post regular for at least a day.

That's why you're not in charge.



Ppppppbbbbbbbtttttttttttttttttt!



Hey Oz, the strippers are here and I see the beer truck turning in down the street. Where should I tell them to set up?

[OzBat!]

Gail's writing desk is pretty much unoccupied for the time being; chuck it over there!

[OzBat!]

If I were a mod the power would go to my head. The first thing I would do is ban all the pirates that post regular for at least a day.This is a key concern. The power, not the pirates. Pirates and Ninjas I can handle... simply give them separate but equal positions in my new evil empire, with different objectives, and let them do what they do best! Power, on the other hand, is meant to be used. And I'm looking at all these pretty tools to merge threads, posts, edit people's comments, delete stuff wholesale...

The question isn't "What can I do" but rather "Can I fit in everything I want to do around the time I have available?" and "Where do I hide the bodies?"

[JeffreyWKramer]

Why didn't we get Spacking Compound in charge?

I demand a recount!!!

[OzBat!]

Tenure.

mwuhhhh-hahahahahahaaaahaaaaa!

[MacQuarrie]

Why didn't we get Spacking Compound in charge?

I demand a recount!!!
The advantage of a dictatorship: no ballots to count. No hanging chads, no relentless press coverage, no rehashing of the results, no court shenanigans. The boss speaks and so it is.

[heystacy]

I want to hear a party speech!!!! Oz give us a speech.

[TCJohnson]

Wow, not even a day and threads are already being locked.

[sk716]

Hey, there's a guy at the door with a delivery... who ordered 50 porno's, a blow-up doll, and a 5 gallon tub of lube?

[Jack Zodiac]

This is just like "Charles in Charge", only without the studio audience and an instant laugh track!

OzBat in charge,
Of our days,
And our nights!
OzBat in charge,
Of our wrongs,
And our rights!
And I sing,
I want OzBat in Charge of me!

[OzBat!]

Very good! Being a magnanimous chap, I can DELEGATE! And to you, I dub thee delegate in charge of KAREOKE!

Jeff's already looking after pyrotechnics.

Howyadoin is the main man in charge of the bar.

Who can we safely give the dvd remote to??

[OzBat!]

Wow, not even a day and threads are already being locked.YES! YES! YES!! (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3400030&postcount=91) And it felt soooooooo good!

[Jeff Brady]

Who can we safely give the dvd remote to??

I nominate Merey!

[Jack Zodiac]

Howyadoin is the main man in charge of the bar.

Damn straight, he is. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/howyadoin/Bar%20Photos/franks_place.jpg)

[sk716]

Very good! Being a magnanimous chap, I can DELEGATE! And to you, I dub thee delegate in charge of KAREOKE!

Jeff's already looking after pyrotechnics.

Howyadoin is the main man in charge of the bar.

Who can we safely give the dvd remote to??

I claim the door.

Should we charge a cover to get in? If we do, can WhiteRose be the bouncer?

[DubipR]

Sure work the door. As long as that ferret doesn't interfere with the butterscotch wrestling matches on Saturday. Oh...and got confirmation for Friday: Steven Hawkings said he'd be ready to jump the fountains at Caesar's Palace as long as he gets his appearance fee and a kiss from Oz.

[OzBat!]

Pucker up, buttercup!

[Corrina]

I'm stayin' over here with Cam and the beer. Ya'll play nice, now!

[DubipR]

Pucker up, buttercup!

To truly understand the history of the universe, I'd french the man.

Oz, and for your brief tenure, I also got some lovely ladies to dance the Seven Veils for ya....
http://www.shira.net/shirapix/turkey-red-veil3.jpg

[OzBat!]

That looks suspiciously like a red-head. Steps should be taken to confirm, methinks!

[Lester C.]

Hey, there's a guy at the door with a delivery... who ordered 50 porno's, a blow-up doll, and a 5 gallon tub of lube?
I hope Super Sonic can afford all that, because I'm not paying.:eek:

[Cam63]

Damn straight, he is. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/howyadoin/Bar%20Photos/franks_place.jpg)

Where'd you get the photo of my bedroom ?

Umm... 'Cept my name aint Frank.

[Lester C.]

Where'd you get the photo of my bedroom ?

Umm... 'Cept my name aint Frank.
From the CDC.:eek:

[Cam63]

I hope Super Sonic can afford all that, because I'm not paying.:eek:

Sure you're paying, Lube Boy.

[Cam63]

From the CDC.:eek:

The Seedy C ?

[Lester C.]

Sure you're paying, Lube Boy.
Now this is what I don't get. The blow up doll is made up of plastic so why would you need lube?:confused:

[Cam63]

I've got no idea.

[Lester C.]

I've got no idea.
Whatever you say Cam.;)

[Cam63]

Whatever I say, huh ?

OK... I want you to go up to a 6'5" Hells Angel biker and tell him he's riding a Yamaha.

Do it ! Do it now !

[Lester C.]

Whatever I say, huh ?

OK... I want you to go up to a 6'5" Hells Angel biker and tell him he's riding a Yamaha.

Do it ! Do it now !
I have no problem granting that request as they are all respectable citizens now that are pillars of their communities. Biker gangs are long defunct as the few of them that were left in the nineties got pawned by the Bloods and the Crypts. (I just made all that up, but it sounds believable don't it)

[Cam63]

You are SO gettin' dragged behind a Harley Davidson...

[Weetomuncher]

Why doesn't Oz ban Cam and Lester?

That would be a real show of power.

[Lester C.]

Why doesn't Oz ban Cam and Lester?

That would be a real show of power.
What about just banning the cheeky Scots? Shutting you, Blair and Gaz up would be a public service. Moving on has anyone told you that you have a really dirty screen name?

[Weetomuncher]

I munch Weetos, they're only a breakfast cereal. Honestly. :D

[Lester C.]

You are SO gettin' dragged behind a Harley Davidson...
Granted I have never been in a real fight, but I should have no problem kicking your people's ass, and by your people I'm talking about the middle age baby boomer that own Harleys. I would threaten to knock out their teeth, but they'd have to get it out of the glass first.

[OzBat!]

Why doesn't Oz ban Cam and Lester?

That would be a real show of power.Aussie solidarity, and the amusement factor, respectively.

[Cam63]

Right on, my brutha.

[Weetomuncher]

Cam is an Aussie and Lester is funny but those guys are too dangerous left on their own.

Methinks the YABS gang hut is in real trouble of being burnt down by the terrible twosome.

Do I smell burning?

[Cam63]

Cam is an Aussie and Lester is funny but those guys are too dangerous left on their own.

Methinks the YABS gang hut is in real trouble of being burnt down by the terrible twosome.

Do I smell burning?

That'd be the cigar I smoked a couple of hours ago.

Or Lester's " girlfriend " is too close to the stove.

[OzBat!]

Pay no attention to Jeff Brady behind the jacuzzi with the flamethrower!

And look at the problem from this perspective... wouldn't you rather have them right here, where you know what they're up to, rather than out on the loose planning who knows what??

"keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!" ... that was written by somebody really really smart, but I can't remember who.

I bet gail regularly robs their grave for decomposing witty rejoinders, though!

[Lester C.]

That'd be the cigar I smoked a couple of hours ago.

Or Lester's " girlfriend " is too close to the stove.
The plastic starts to melt when that happens, which burns my ah little friend.:mad:

[Cam63]

"keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!" ... that was written by somebody really really smart, but I can't remember who.

It was Mother Teresa.

[Weetomuncher]

Oh crap!

It's the souffle! It's ruined!

What can we eat now - we'll all starve! :eek:

[Kahnno6]

Looks like I've been missing out on all of the fun! Where should I put this elephant that's carrying a VERY large cart filled with assorted party favors...and by assorted party favors I mean the local ABC store...

[OzBat!]

sk716 keeps introducing weirder and weirder stuff at the front door... find out where they keep stashing 'em!

[sk716]

Okay, I want to know who ordered 50 gallons of bubble bath. 'Cause this guy says it's C.O.D. and I'm not paying for it.


And did anybody notice somebody is passed out in the bushes? Who are we missing?

[Sabrinaset]

Kris....? Kris....? Darnit, where'd she go?

[sk716]

Hmmmm, I don't know. You may want to check the drunk in the bush...





:D

[Sabrinaset]

Hmmmm, I don't know. You may want to check the drunk in the bush...


Kris...? Kriiiiissss..???

Whew. I found her. She was passed out in the bush. She's right here, between my legs.

[Super Sonic]

F*CK YOU ALL!

Oz, who the f*ck is Oz? Why's he in charge?

Why the f*ck not f*cking me....f*ck.


...hmm, that might have to f*cking do with it.


poop

[sk716]

Kris...? Kriiiiissss..???

Whew. I found her. She was passed out in the bush. She's right here, between my legs.

*bites tongue and walks away*

This is not the Ann Coulter thread... This is not the Ann Coulter thread... This is not the Ann Coulter thread...

[sk716]

grrr... double post...

[sk716]

Holy crap a triple post!

[OzBat!]

Oz, who the f*ck is Oz? Why's he in charge?I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!
Don't look behind the curtain!poopIt keeps you regular!

[Lester C.]

Why is everyone talking about this man?:confused:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b157/Liam233/Bush.jpg

[OzBat!]

Holy crap a triple post!So it was YOU who created the time-loop that refused to allow me to open this page!

fetches the spray bottle.

[sk716]

Wanna see somethin' scary?








http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/sk716/screenhunter_002.jpg

[sk716]

So it was YOU who created the time-loop that refused to allow me to open this page!

fetches the spray bottle.

Not my fault! Blame the server!!!

[Super Sonic]

HOLY FAR CARNARCLE!!!!!!

He really is in charge?




eep

[OzBat!]

Hahahahaaa! I've felt that way since the opening seconds after gail asked me to look over this mess! Never has a board been better named!

[OzBat!]

He really is in charge?

eepBelieve me now? :evilsmile

[Super Sonic]

Good thing I don't adhere to YABS authorities.

[Lester C.]

I feel bad for Oz. He has to moderate an already rowdy board that gotten even more rowdy since Gail took her brief exodus.

[OzBat!]

sobs inconsolably.

[sk716]

You big crybaby.

[OzBat!]

I gotta refill the spraybottle somehow, you prefer the alternative? :p

[Lester C.]

I gotta refill the spraybottle somehow, you prefer the alternative? :p
Poor Ozbat. I think he had to post more in the past two days then he has in the past two months. Years even.

[sk716]

I gotta refill the spraybottle somehow, you prefer the alternative? :p

If the alternative is the blood of ninjas, yeah.

[blackcanary_416]

*Presents blueprint of YABS stripper club and bar to Ozbat*

Please say we'll have fisnet wearing blondes in...I um don't think that is a good idea Cam, ummm...yeah

::Hides vegas lights and fishnets behind the sofa::

[blackcanary_416]

If the alternative is the blood of ninjas, yeah.

There will be no new broadcasts of "Canary Help Me" either because I will be at the toga party.

[howyadoin]

I feel bad for Oz. He has to moderate an already rowdy board that gotten even more rowdy since Gail took her brief exodus.This is rowdy?

[heystacy]

I thought there was a party going? Where's the party??? :confused:

[OzBat!]

All strippers, lube, elephants, inflatables, and other 'special' accessories have all been diverted to the Ann Coulter thread. It seemed the most humane way to go.

[heystacy]

Awwww, man. I avoid that thread like the plague.

[Cam63]

I'm enjoying the plague as we speak !

Hmm...What's this funny rash ? Looks like a rose.

[heystacy]

I see. Its now good and derailed. When I was last there it was all political. Impressive change of pace. Party!!!

[Cam63]

You don't need to tell me, mate !

[Lester C.]

This is rowdy?
Let just say if I didn't post most of my missives here I would have been banned a looog time ago. I would not last a week in the community forum.

[howyadoin]

Let just say if I didn't post most of my missives here I would have been banned a looog time ago. I would not last a week in the community forum.Ah, gotcha. I just read the "rowdy" comment and saw there were like 5 posters on the board at that point.

And then I flashed back to this:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/San%20Diego%202005/27276817_2e87a6414d_o.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/San%20Diego%202005/27215297_182060fe8b_o.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/San%20Diego%202005/DSCN0952.jpg

[Cam63]

That looks like my last day in church.

[howyadoin]

That looks like my last day in church.Don't worry, it's just liquor.

[Lester C.]

Don't worry, it's just liquor.
I'm worring. Liquor takes on a whole new meaning in this thread.:eek:

[Cam63]

" Liquor ? "

Ohhhh....

[DubipR]

Don't forget...Friday night! Steven Hawkings is gonna jump the fountains at Ceasar's Palace, followed by the new game that's sweeping the world: Karaoke Rugby!

And Saturday Night: Busty ladies wrestling in butterscotch! The undercard is a knife fight between Gary Coleman (just confirmed!) and Richard Keil.

I'm working on the finale for Sunday. All I know there's going to be fireworks and Cam's gonna projectile!

[Azrael52]

I can't believe it! Sk just carded me? WTF?

*Takes Drink from glass handed to me by Lubichev*

"What's. Going. On?. . . Why's the room . . . ? . . . *SLAM*

[sk716]

Gail's here!

Everybody act natural.

[Cam63]

That won't help, Skidd'.

[Cam63]

Don't forget...Friday night! Steven Hawkings is gonna jump the fountains at Ceasar's Palace, followed by the new game that's sweeping the world: Karaoke Rugby!

And Saturday Night: Busty ladies wrestling in butterscotch! The undercard is a knife fight between Gary Coleman (just confirmed!) and Richard Keil.

I'm working on the finale for Sunday. All I know there's going to be fireworks and Cam's gonna projectile!

I may just do that.

[OzBat!]

Gail's here!

Everybody act natural.Somebody toss the throw rug over the lebians, quick!

See if you can get a pot plant to balance on top of it, maybe gail won't notice!












EDIT: False alarm! She's run away again! You can let lester out of the closet now!

on second thought...

[heystacy]

Okay, what music is playing? This party is slowing down.

[sk716]

Look, I can't deejay and cover the door at the same time.


Somebody go put on some Ramones, that works every time.

[Lester C.]

Somebody toss the throw rug over the lebians, quick!

See if you can get a pot plant to balance on top of it, maybe gail won't notice!











EDIT: False alarm! She's run away again! You can let lester out of the closet now!

on second thought...
Great. Now I have two Australians saying that I'm in the closet.:mad:

[heystacy]

Look, I can't deejay and cover the door at the same time.


Somebody go put on some Ramones, that works every time.


No problem. I will take over the music. We gonna dance. Woooo. Any requests?

I am playing "1999" first. ;)

[DubipR]

No problem. I will take over the music. We gonna dance. Woooo. Any requests?

I am playing "1999" first. ;)

Oooo...Morris Day & the Time's "Jungle Love" followed by Apollonia's "Sex Shooter" followed by Vanity 6's "Nasty Girl"

[heystacy]

Oooo...Morris Day & the Time's "Jungle Love" followed by Apollonia's "Sex Shooter" followed by Vanity 6's "Nasty Girl"


You got it. Any other requests out there? Pass some beer my way!!!!

[DubipR]

You got it. Any other requests out there? Pass some beer my way!!!!

What's your choice of hops?

[heystacy]

What's your choice of hops?


Whatever's on tap. I'm not picky.


If there was Barcardi here that would be better. Get some rum in the house!!!!

[sk716]

Whatever's on tap. I'm not picky.


If there was Barcardi here that would be better. Get some rum in the house!!!!

Who drank all my tequila?

I've got salt, I've got limes, but no tequila!!! 'Fess up, who took it?

[Cam63]

Great. Now I have two Australians saying that I'm in the closet.:mad:

I never knew you were in the closet.

[Cam63]

Who drank all my tequila?

I've got salt, I've got limes, but no tequila!!! 'Fess up, who took it?

I drink beer, whiskey, Bundy ( Bundaberg ) rum and a thing my friend, Datsun Girl makes called a " midori splice. "

No Mex' stuff.

[heystacy]

Who drank all my tequila?

I've got salt, I've got limes, but no tequila!!! 'Fess up, who took it?


Somebody head to the store quick!!!!

If not sk you can share some bacardi with me!!!

[Azrael52]

How about the theme from M-A-S-H, Cheers, or the A-team?

[heystacy]

How about the theme from M-A-S-H, Cheers, or the A-team?


Azrael you gonna change the flow of the party. We just came off a high of funk and R&B vibe.

Yays or nays out there?

[DubipR]

I could go for a White Russian or a Banana Russian right about now

And throw on some Bootsy Collins, Sly & the Family Stone, and some Earth Wind & Fire on for the love of Gail!

[Cam63]

How about the theme from " Rush " ?

If you can find it.

[heystacy]

What the hell I'll play em all. Flow be damned. :)

[DubipR]

Do you have the Lorne Green version of "Bonanza" theme?
Nothing says getting lesbians hot and steamy like the stoic voice of Lorne Green.

[Cam63]

...or Johnny Cash when he performs " When The Man Comes Around. "

[heystacy]

Do you have the Lorne Green version of "Bonanza" theme?
Nothing says getting lesbians hot and steamy like the stoic voice of Lorne Green.


I'll dig that up right away. For that matter I'll just find recording if Lorne's voice.

[Cam63]

I hear Greene did a mean version of " Johnny B. Goode. "

[DubipR]

Lorne's version of "She Bop" is mind blowing

[Cam63]

I'd rather hear his version of " Black Betty. "

[DubipR]

I'd rather hear his version of " Black Betty. "

We talking the mono track or the stereo version from the 76 concert?

[Cam63]

Spiderbait, an Aussie band.

[DubipR]

When's the Naked "Operation" tourney going to begin?

[Cam63]

When it's passed by the Health Authorities.

[Kyuubi]

I'M TELLING!

[Cam63]

Flippin' big wuss in a stupid costume...

[heystacy]

I'm feeling very 80's.

Let's Dance by David Bowie
Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran, Duran
Like a Virgin by Madonna
Do Me, Baby by Prince

[heystacy]

I'M TELLING!


See here duck. You keep this on the low see, less we have to pack you in a tuna can, see. ;)

[blackcanary_416]

See this is why we can't have nice things :)

[Cam63]

" Boys of Summer " by Don Hendley.

*Slaps Lester before he gets a chance to open his mouth*

[blackcanary_416]

See here duck. You keep this on the low see, less we have to pack you in a tuna can, see. ;)

Yeah and I will personally drive you to the docks, see :evilsmile

I can see Gail coming back now...
Gail: Where did that nice Kyuubi go?
Hey Stacy and BC416: I don't know ;)

[heystacy]

Yeah and I will personally drive you to the docks, see :evilsmile

I can see Gail coming back now...
Gail: Where did that nice Kyuubi go?
Hey Stacy and BC416: I don't know ;)

Yes duck, so keep that big beak of yours shut, see!!!

[Kyuubi]

Ducks have bills, and I ain't keeping it shut for nuthing.

[howyadoin]

Don't forget...Friday night! Steven Hawkings is gonna jump the fountains at Ceasar's Palace!I dunno, man. Look how fucked up he's been since the last time he tried it...

[DubipR]

I'm feeling very 80's.

Let's Dance by David Bowie
Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran, Duran
Like a Virgin by Madonna
Do Me, Baby by Prince

Excellent choices.

"Turning Japanese" by the Vapors
"Road to Nowhere" by the Talking Heads
"Vienna Calling" by Falco
"Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood

[DubipR]

I dunno, man. Look how fucked up he's been since the last time he tried it...

He only missed by 35 feet. It wasn't like he fell off when his wheelchair hit the ramp....

....I'm so going to fucking hell for that one.

[heystacy]

Ducks have bills, and I ain't keeping it shut for nuthing.


So you admit you're a duck!!!! Shut that bill, or your peking'ed or canned, see!

[OzBat!]

I'M TELLING!I'm still not listening! LALALALALALAAAAALAAAA!

[DubipR]

Hey Oz, with all those booze flowing, where's the food?
I'd figure we would have pizza or dim sum....Mmmm, dim sum. I can go for a Penguin Suit Freak Shu-Mai right about now

[howyadoin]

Penguin Suit Freak Shu-MaiSounds like a line from a Prince song.

[OzBat!]

Hey Oz, with all those booze flowing, where's the food?
I'd figure we would have pizza or dim sum....Mmmm, dim sum. I can go for a Penguin Suit Freak Shu-Mai right about nowDidn't we have a well-oiled elephant around somewhere? I'm thinking it's been tenderised enough, time to put it out of its misery and jumbo steaks all round!

[DubipR]

Sounds like a line from a Prince song.

Or some battle cry from an anime

[heystacy]

Sounds like a line from a Prince song.

It does. :)

[Cam63]

Prince can play 20+ instruments.

He just can't play any particularly well, that's all.

[heystacy]

Prince can play 20+ instruments.

He just can't play any particularly well, that's all.


Prince plays well. Some of his older music is incredible. His current music is ok, but not as good as the stuff in the 80's or 90's.

[Kyuubi]

I told.



I told on all of you.



I told her everything.



Her response?



"Well, duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"



I feel incompetent now.



I'm getting a pudding.

[howyadoin]

Prince can play 20+ instruments.

He just can't play any particularly well, that's all.You don't think he's a good guitarist?

[Cam63]

I've heard better.

[howyadoin]

I've heard better.Oh, me too.

But I still think he's pretty good.

[DubipR]

Whoa...where's the Advil and Aspirin?
Got the sake goggles big time. Went sleep with a knockout and now she looks like the current state of Knockout!

[heystacy]

I told.



I told on all of you.



I told her everything.



Her response?



"Well, duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"



I feel incompetent now.



I'm getting a pudding.

A fate well deserved, duck ;)

[heystacy]

Whoa...where's the Advil and Aspirin?
Got the sake goggles big time. Went sleep with a knockout and now she looks like the current state of Knockout!


Whoa man!!!! :eek:

[DubipR]

I swear!
She said her name was Charlene, but with a nice rack and a huge package between her legs. Too many sake bombs and I wake up this morning and she looks like Ernest Borginine....what the fuck?

[heystacy]

I swear!
She said her name was Charlene, but with a nice rack and a huge package between her legs. Too many sake bombs and I wake up this morning and she looks like Ernest Borginine....what the fuck?


Ernest Borginine??? :eek:

[DubipR]

I met her and she looked like this..
http://www.erahk.com/actor/c/clea_duvall/clea_duvall.jpg

When I woke up....she was a he
http://frontiernet.net/~arblog/borgnine.jpg

But once you cleaned him up after the hot shower.....he looked like this
http://www.geocities.com/celebhunks8/krayzelburg/lenny21.jpg
Score!

[heystacy]

Amazing what soap and water can do. ;)

[DubipR]

Yes...thank you Irish Spring!

[heystacy]

Yes...thank you Irish Spring!


LOL Smells great too! ;)

[DubipR]

I'm gonna try for a reversal later on tonight...

From hot guy to Bea Arthur to some eye pleasing lady

[heystacy]

I'm gonna try for a reversal later on tonight...

From hot guy to Bea Arthur to some eye pleasing lady

Damn! ;) Bea Arthur-what does it take to turn a man into Bea? :eek:

[sk716]

You know what we need, a drag show!

[DubipR]

You know what we need, a drag show!

I do that every Halloween. I think I could do another gig tonight

[heystacy]

You know what we need, a drag show!


What songs to perform to? "I Will Survive" comes to mind.

[DubipR]

What songs to perform to? "I Will Survive" comes to mind.

I prefer "Fernando" by ABBA

[heystacy]

I prefer "Fernando" by ABBA

Don't know that song, but we'll work it out.

What about Crazy in Luv?

[DubipR]

Don't know that song, but we'll work it out.

What about Crazy in Luv?

Nah..."Crazy Love" by MJ Cole.

[heystacy]

Nah..."Crazy Love" by MJ Cole.

We will work with that. How about "Someday We Will Be Together" Diana Ross?

[sk716]

You guys are missing the obvious.

"It's Raining Men" - The Weather Girls

[DubipR]

You guys are missing the obvious.

"It's Raining Men" - The Weather Girls

I'm not. Because like "I Will Survive", its been overdone. I'm trying something new in my drag review

[Cam63]

*Playing " Popcorn"*

OK, that's it. My brain is now officially fried.

[DubipR]

*Playing " Popcorn"*

OK, that's it. My brain is now officially fried.

YES! One down....
....the coup is slowly begining!

[Cam63]

...Must..go...on...

Must...not.....let...them....winnnnn.....

[heystacy]

Do Me, Baby by Prince. Why? I never head this one done in a drag show.

[DubipR]

Sucks that I'm at work right now (on lunch break) but did have a lovely chat with one of my customers that came back from SD Con last night. He said his daughters were scared of the giant snake head from the Snakes on the Plane booth.....

Awww...isn't that cute?

[heystacy]

Sucks that I'm at work right now (on lunch break) but did have a lovely chat with one of my customers that came back from SD Con last night. He said his daughters were scared of the giant snake head from the Snakes on the Plane booth.....

Awww...isn't that cute?


Where do you work at?

[DubipR]

Where do you work at?

Whole Foods Market; Accounts Payable for one of the stores

[heystacy]

Whole Foods Market; Accounts Payable for one of the stores


Cool. :cool: I'm a library assitant, and aspiring fiction writer.

[DubipR]

Cool. :cool: I'm a library assitant, and aspiring fiction writer.

Public library or school library?

And man, am I glad to get the eff outta Dodge today at work...

[heystacy]

Public library or school library?

College library.


And man, am I glad to get the eff outta Dodge today at work...

LOL I feel like sometimes. Thankfully summer quarter is on the slow side, 'cause come fall this place is going to be a madhouse. Even parking gets crazy.

[Merey]

Whole Foods Market; Accounts Payable for one of the stores


They have the best chocolate chip cookies! I shop there every month to load up on my organic goodness and I can never seem to pass up those damn cookies.

[Jeff Brady]

They have the best chocolate chip cookies! I shop there every month to load up on my organic goodness and I can never seem to pass up those damn cookies.

Oh my, yes. I just had a double-chocolate chip cookie, where the dough is also chocolatey. I had a "little death" moment.

I can't shop there too often because I'd just gorge on junk food. Their fruit pastries & cups make me drool.

I have a love/hate relationship with Whole Foods.

[OzBat!]

I have a love/hate relationship with Whole Foods.I have a real problem with Partial Foods, myself.

Kinda like Image comics. Great taste! Less filling!

[Merey]

Oh my, yes. I just had a double-chocolate chip cookie, where the dough is also chocolatey. I had a "little death" moment.

I can't shop there too often because I'd just gorge on junk food. Their fruit pastries & cups make me drool.

I have a love/hate relationship with Whole Foods.

Have you checked out Trader Joe's yet? I'm a Trader Joe's junkie, so I was in the store within hours of its opening. Sad, but true. Along with good, inexpensive organic food, they have some mighty good (preservative free) junk food. And, it's all wicked cheap. It's heaven. I bet there will be a bunch more popping up in Manhattan and the other boroughs soon.

[Jeff Brady]

Have you checked out Trader Joe's yet? I'm a Trader Joe's junkie, so I was in the store within hours of its opening. Sad, but true. Along with good, inexpensive organic food, they have some mighty good (preservative free) junk food. And, it's all wicked cheap. It's heaven. I bet there will be a bunch more popping up in Manhattan and the other boroughs soon.

I haven't been to TJ yet. It's a little bit out of the way for me, and I am a lazy lazy bastard.

[Azrael52]

Um, I haven't checked in since I was drugged, but is Oz still in charge around here?

[OzBat!]

I'm not sure what the correlation is between OzBat being in charge, and Azrael being on drugs. Unless Azrael is sharing. Are they any good? Would they make my being in charge more or less enjoyable? Do you have enough for everybody?

[Cam63]

I for one would like to commend Oz' on a job w*

THANK BEER YOU'RE BACK, GAIL !

[OzBat!]

I had nothing to do with that prank substituing horse urine for beer, and you know it!

[Cam63]

I thought it was a dry white wine, you flithy Canberran !

[OzBat!]

Your reading comprehension left you along with your taste buds?? I. Had. NOTHING. To do. with. IT!

The laxatives impersonating the cheese dip on the other hand, I'll cop to!

[Cam63]

Actually, the laxatives were niiiiiiiice.

[heystacy]

I had nothing to do with that prank substituing horse urine for beer, and you know it!

I told y'all there's no beer named "tinkle." :eek:

[Cam63]

Haven't you heard the expression, " Getting on the piss " before ?

I guess foreigners take it too literally.

[heystacy]

Sounds like a game people played in dorm rooms.

[Cam63]

It's done mainly in bars, clubs and BBQs here.

[heystacy]

After working on two college campuses, which happens to be near bars, I'd say there is a strong relationship.

[Cam63]

Do college students drink beer ?

[heystacy]

Do college students drink beer ?

Sometimes too much! Many people had to go have their stomachs pumped. Dumbasses didn't know how to handle it.

[Cam63]

I have heard of kids on initiations dying from alcohol overdose.

They need to be way more careful.

[heystacy]

The underaged students go hog wild with the beer. Thursday nights were party nights. Drunk students doing the dumbest things.