View Full Version : What Matthew McConaughey Doesn't Want You To Know
dills
07-15-2006, 12:11 PM
mindblowing.
http://perezhilton.com/boardroom/viewtopic.php?t=2637
I will never see him the same way again.
It's funny how unfunny that is.
I can't believe I wasted the amount of time it took for that page to load. I could have been looking at pictures of Gillian Anderson.
dills
07-15-2006, 12:26 PM
"It's funny how unfunny that is."
HA!
The Big Lebrowski is the only suckass Coen movie. Your opinion is meaningless. Besides, I don't find it funny, at all. I find it terrifying.
Besides, I don't find it funny, at all.
So you agree with me that it isn't funny and yet you're obviously upset that I don't find it funny. What an odd reaction.
dills
07-15-2006, 01:48 PM
good point. you obviously didn't read the whole thread. I can tell you that much. the voice-mail message. the k-fed/dane cook/jeremy piven bongo track. like I said.
You're right. I didn't. But why would I? You made it seem like the McConaughey stuff was the reason you were posting it. After almost two page of nothing even resembling something funny I gave up.
dills
07-15-2006, 02:02 PM
fair enough. ha ha ha ha. you have no idea. this is perhaps the greatest thread in history. yes, I am serious. I'm gone.
Your opinion is meaningless.
Well there's an attitude that'll get you friends.
Jared
07-15-2006, 02:20 PM
Some of those captions gave me chuckles.
"That is actually a cigarrette in his hands, not a pool cue."
According to his imdb profile, Matthew doesn't wear deordorant. What it doesn't say is that this is because he is unable to apply it.
Ontir
07-15-2006, 07:53 PM
"It's funny how unfunny that is."
HA!
The Big Lebrowski is the only suckass Coen movie. Your opinion is meaningless. Besides, I don't find it funny, at all. I find it terrifying.
It's the Big Lebowski and it's hysterical! That's why it performs so well in its constant midnight screenings!
What exactly do you find terrifying, and why?
I saw Dazed & Confused last night (on a big screen), and his arms looked fine to me.
This sounds like the "Brandon Routh's Upper Lip" BS from the DC board - daft!
Magneto_X
07-15-2006, 08:12 PM
According to his imdb profile, Matthew doesn't wear deordorant. What it doesn't say is that this is because he is unable to apply it.
WTF?!? How can he have trouble applying deodorant???
Ontir
07-15-2006, 08:30 PM
Actually, there are a lot of people who don't wear deodorant, because of the stuff, like aluminum, which has been linked to Alzheimers, that it's made of.
Being someone who lives in a hot climate, and unfortunately, with the Pits of Doom!, I have to risk losing my mind, as opposed to driving people off!
Athena Bast
07-16-2006, 12:57 PM
He must have really tiny feet too because the length of your foot is generally the forearm from the inside of your elbow to your wrist.
he doesn't want you to know his stance on marriage! ;)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1024876/Little-McConaughey-way-Matthews-girlfriend-reveals-enormous-baby-bump.html
Augusto
06-07-2008, 04:38 PM
mindblowing.
http://perezhilton.com/boardroom/viewtopic.php?t=2637
I will never see him the same way again.
That link isn't working....
the goddamn batman
06-07-2008, 05:40 PM
No it isn't... but he's got tiny T-Rex arms... so what? That's not news at all.
Neither is his not getting married.
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