music school

[blackdragon6]

what if mtv,and BET was a student body?

this list has been around on the internet for a while and has changed over the years. not to mention i added a few artists,feel free to add more.

rakim would be the legendary teacher that everybody was in awe of and looked up to and aspired to be.

KRS-1 would be the hipocritical teacher that everyone liked anyway.who was always picking on nelly.

LL Cool J would be that legendary teacher all the girls just wanna get with on the low

kool mo dee would have a teacher rivalry with LL

ice-t would be the cool teacher that every boy admired.mostly because of his teaching

salt-n-pepa would be the teachers girls looked up to,and boys wanted to bang.

the fat boys would be the lunchroom cooks

Big dady kane is the teacher that jay-z,and B.I.G wants to be

NWA would be the most dangerous and feared ruthless gang of seniors in the school,who kept getting into it with the truancy officer,and actual police

Eazy-E would be the most violent and deprived member who keeps bone thugs around.and always shoot at people in the street with a sniper rifle.and arrived to school in a blue 64 chevy impala low rider.he also has several kids from different women

Ice cube would be the outspoken one who would always talk back to the teachers.and ridicule the black kids who only hung around the white kids.

Mc Ren would be the stern face villian who didn't say much.but his face said alot.

Dr dre was the brains of the group

yella was dre's assistant

the doc would be that 6th nwa member that goes over looked.but is recognise from his ragga tinged flow

terrie b is is the gangsta white girl thats respected only because she's affiliated with NWA

Above the law would be the group thats dissmissed as NWA wannabe's but their actually more than that.

PM Dawn would be the ecentric alternative kids who didn't fit in anywhere.not even with other alternative rap kids.

Lil Kim would be the school gangsta hoe that just got sent to alternative school

J-Lo would be the school 2 face who one minute was down,and the next a snob who hanged out with the white kids.she also go through a different boyfriend every week.

Master-P would be the guy on the basketball team that sold drugs and was respected because of his hustle.no-limit is his cliqu

P Diddy would be the rich, annoying dork who couldn't dance but thought he could.and was respected only because he was rich.

Jay-Z would be the cocky popular guy that everybody thought was either super cool or super overrated as a popular student. Roc-a-Fella would be his click.

Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn't figure out, but around his crew he was tha man.

Ruff Ryders would be the biker gangsta clicks who graduated hang around the skool.

Beyonce would be the head cheerleader and would go with Jay-Z to homecoming.and her father was activly in her life trying to make her a star.

Tigger would be one of the dudes that wants to be friends with everybody.

R. Kelly would be the dude that was a senior that went out with an 8th grader.

Kelly would be beyonce's sidekick.

Eminem would be the white dude who has alot of black friends and had all of their respect.though most kids who thought he was cool was other white kids.

Fabolous would be the old played out rapper that still thought he wuz hot.

ODB and the ying yang twinz would be the special ed students

Ludacris would be the school class clown,.

Jazzy phae would be that real fat ass muhfukka that was popular only because he was connected.

T.I. would be one of the hardest niggas in the school who always sold dope at school and could rap better than most of his southern conterparts. nobody would even realize how small he wuz.

arrested development would be the self rightious eclectic group from the south.who always talks about black impowerment,afrocentrisim,and peace.the leader "speech" would always get into heated arguments with 2pac during debate class.dionne faris would be the girl that has black and white people liking her for totally different reasons.white kids l;iked her because she was "alternative",black kids liked her because they think she's soulfull.

Outkast would be the southern eccentric kids from the atl.

the goodie mob was those country boys that was intelligent.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug Tupac.

Biggie would be the fat ugly dude with the fine ass girlfriends who has
everyone wondering how tha hell he hooked that sh*t up.

50 Cent would be the dude always braggin about how he got shot, to make an excuse for why he has a lisp.

Lloyd Banks was just that quiet dude that hangs wit 50 and has the potential to be better than him, but is not brave enough to challenge him.

young buck would be the only kid out of g-unit that got respect from kids outside the new york cliqs.

Game would be that kid that all the girls thought had pretty eyes that is always tryna get into it with 50 Cent to expose him 4 tha loser he really is.

naughty by nature would be the kids that threw great block parties and traveled with a huge enturage..

Tupac would be the school's top trouble maker.mostly because of being outspoken and anti-authoritarian.and can seem to get most of the kids to rally behind him on a issue.he would basically be the james dean and huey p newton of the school.and was loosly affiliated with most west coast kids.but had a strong relationship with naughty by nature and bone.is active in the debate class and has alot of popular beliefs much to the chagrin of speech and other debaters.

the outlawz/thug life would be the cliqu that supported tupac.almost like his private army.

Nelly would just be the popular pretty boy freshman who everybody thought was corny.

And the st lunatics would get all the fine girls simply because they hangs with Nelly.

Pharrell would be that guy who hang with the white boyz but still got respect from the black people.

[blackdragon6]

Lil John & tha Eastside Boyz would be ones who kept the school krunk and started food fights everyday and don't give a shit that they're failing all their classes.

Lil Scrappy would be Lil Jon's younger brother that opeople thought was cool because his mom's a pimp.

Bow Wow would be the short dude that got all da girls and was hated by lil'Romeo.

Tweet would be that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not.and does she materbates or not.

Nick Cannon would the rich black kid whose mom still dresses him and that all the white people thought was funny.

Christina Milian WOULD be the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap, but she's a virgin and only talks to losers like nick cannon.

Twista would be the kid who always writes 10,000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Krayzie Bone Would always beat Twista's essay by one word.

bone thugs-n-harmony would be the choir members who had a gangsta attitude,and who was facinated with the occult,spirituality,the Qui ja board,and loved to get stoned.they also seemed to be over looked but still manage to have a strong cult like following.they would always be outside of the school in the morning harmonizing rap doo-wop songs around a flaming trash can.

bizzy bone would be the wacked out schizoprenic jesus freak who has a drinking problem.he also has several kids and never seems to show up for class,and choir rehersal.and has a strained relationship with the other bone members

krayzie bone would be the quiet workaholic

layzie bone would be the rowdy de facto leader of bone,though most think its krayzie

wish bone would be the one that follows krayzie around

flesh-n-bone would be the dangerous one who would pull a AK47 and start a ghetto columbine massacre.he also stays in detention

Cassidy would be that nigga that thought he wuz gangsta til he fought a classmate and got away with it. then he realized that he couldn't take the pressure so he told on himself.

cory glover would be the black rocker teacher that tried to get black kids into rock.

the hiphop kids would be seperated into 2 group.the new york kids and everyone else

Chamillionaire will be the new boy who took lil flip's place as the most popular kid frum texas.and is respected as a emcee but was still hated because he was from the south.

Usher would be the boy always showin off his dance moves and his body.

Juvenille would be the guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his voice.

Dem Franchize Boyz would be them niggaz that can dance better than D4Lcuz they made up the "lean wit it rock wit it".but would be generally seen as jokes

D4L would be that group of boys that are jealous of Dem Franchize Boyz, so they accuse them of stealing their dance.

Santana and Wayne would be the ones u see every morning having a rap battle.

Ebony Eyez would be that one female bully.

Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white and only liked black guys.

Jermaine Dupri would be that guy eveybody thought was a punk but always wanted his help.

Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but wuz actually in the slow class.

Ciara would be that one girl every guy wants to fuck, so the gurls started up a rumor sayin she wuz a man.and like ashanti she got through talent contest only because she was atractive.though some boys think she has the face of a prepubecent boy.but they wont say anything cause its not the popular belief.

Ne-Yo would be that one ugly boy that every girl loves because he sings.

Trey Songz would be that nigga ladies just love.


Paul Wall will be the snitch lil whiteboy who snitched on chamillionaire to get respect

B5 would be the group of brothers that skipped a couple grades and have to hide behind Diddy so they wont get beat up

Keyshia Cole would be the fine ass chick always cryin cuz her man left her

Three 6 Mafia would be that group that only hung out with eachother because everyone else thought that they were devil worshipers.

Marques Houston would be the popular senior that played every sport and got with every girl.

Omarion would be one of the loud annoying kids and people only liked him because of his older brother Marques Houston.

Mike Jones would be the Fat lil kid who ask around for a biscuit in lunch

Michelle would be the girl everyone made fun of behind her back but was nice to her because she was friends with Beyonce

Rihianna would be the fine foriegn exchange student.

Rev Run would be the principal that all the kids laughed at behind his back and thought he was corny

Ashanti would be the girl who always entered the school's talent show and only won because she wuz fine, and not because she could sing.

The Pussycat Dolls would be the preppy girl click that were known for being freaks

Christina Aguliera would be the random white girl that hung out wit the all the black girls.

Queen Latifah would be the tough feminist street smart girl people hugged and said hi to in the hall

Brooke Valentine would be the super sexy girl that intimidated most guys,and tried to be like ciara.

Kanye West would be the guy who dressed up fly everyday at school.and would have a faux ego out of this world.

Fantasia would be the girl that dropped out and got pregnant
but comes around to vist her friends

India Aire would be the girl that ate only organic food wore her hair natural and was spirituallty in tune

Raven would be the cute thick girl that had the crazy laugh everyone could recognize and hung out with the white girls


Tom Cruise would be the white teacher that was at all the school functions that the black kids tried to teach to dance

Jamie Foxx would be the new teacher that was liked by all the
women teachers and hung out with Tom Cruise

Chingy would be the guy no one really understood and missed school alot

Lil Romeo would be the rich spoiled kid that tried to be gangsta

UGK would be that group that people confuse with 8ball and mjg.and both cliqs seem to have their own cult following.

young joc was the new kid that walked round the halls sayin "after school, its goin down"

fat joe was the 400 pound fat bully that took everybodys twinkies from the snack line.

pretty ricky will be the group that wants to be bone thugs n harmony so bad

[Jessica Drew]

These are great! I especially like the ones about R. Kelly, ODB, and Mike Jones. Made me laugh out loud. I'm going to have to share these with my brother; he'll love 'em.

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

the PM dawn statement was sooo true....:(.i think i saw this list on bet's message board years ago.

anyways this is my contribution to that list

linkin park would be the cool rock band that has black kids respect.they hang around the x-ecutioners,and jay-z from time to time.

the x-men (x-ecutioners) wil be the three dj's that are known for their outstanding turntabalisim.and they attend grand master flash's advanced dj'ing class.

kid n play are known for throwing great house parties over the weekend,and are the class clowns

YOYO would be the tough street chick that hung around ice cube

michell'e would be the cute girl with the bizzare high pitched voice that changed when she sang....or got pissed

suge knight would be the wanna be gangsta that was respected only because he was connected with the mob piru bloods.

the geto boys would be those bad ass niggaz from texas

the beastie boys would be those teachers that still think their cool

compton' most wanted would be that crip group of kids from compton that always had it out with dj quik

snoop dogg would be that cool laid back gangsta that liked to get high

New edition would be the teachers that taught all of the R&B/pop group class.

en vogue would be the sassy snobish black girl click,that thought all the younger female cliques owed them something.

madonna would be the pop teacher that everyone wanted to sleep with

michael jackson would be the senior pop teacher that people was creeped out about.but he still had students that liked and defended him

the alternative hip-hop kids would be the black passive agressive geeks that didn't fit in with the angry disinfranchised gangsta black kids.

skeelo would be the lil kid everyone picked on

tech9ne would be that crazy guy with the red braids that hated society

the dayton family would be those no nonesense street kids from flint michigan that occasionaly hung with tripple 6 mafia.

sandman would be that kid from meniapalous who wanted to be like bone.

positive k would be that boy that kept trying to get this girl even though she already got a man.

paris is the guy who is the credible counterpart to 2pac.

dj quik would be the arogant dude from compton thats known for his shirly temple curls.and the fact he plays live instruments and affiliation with the bloods

mike patton would be the ecentric alt/rock teacher that doesn't get the respect he deserves. but some students thought he was a cool

spice-1 would be the kid who kept telling people he knew a guy named indo weed who use to hang out with killers named ice and speed.and that they had a lil bitch named marry jane.

digital underground would be that hip-hop click of kids from the bay area that liked to party and put on a great show at the school's talent show and hung out with 2pac from time to time.shock g would be friends with humpty but they never seem to be at the same place at the same time hhhmm...

britney spears would be the faux school slut who was trying too hard to be contraversial and edgy.needles to say she aces madonna's class

P!nk would be the white girl that blacks acuse of selling out because she went from urban to pop punk/rock.though she blames her previous image on her teacher L.A. Reid for making her something she's not.

pebbles would be one of the senior pop teachers that the guys loved.however some black girls think guys like her only because of her complection.

kriss kross would be the kids that wore their clothes backwards in a effert to make a fashion statement.they would alway beef with another bad creation

another bad creation aka abc was the group of lil bad ass boys that thought they owned the playground

digable planet was the kids who like to listen to jazz and recite beat poetry

tim dog was the punk ass bitch who always had it out with the west coast hip-hop kids.he was always trying to proove that the east coast is gangsta too.

the alternative west coast artists was always shunned by the alt rappers of the east cause they weren't east coast

richie rich was the smooth raspy voice guy that wooed the ladies.he's in tone loc's class

the blackeyed peas would be the click that has talent.but the only reason people like them is because of fergie.before her nobody knew they existed at school

busta rhymes was the wild crazy kid that always stood out because of the way he dressed and his wild dreads.then he changed and became just another kid in school

missy eliot would be the chubby girl that people like only because she wasn't threatning to other girls (in the looks department) and because she was different.despite the fact she's not much of a rapper.

wu-tang would be the geeks who are obsessed with comic books,anime/and king fu films.and always preached 5 percent mumbo jumbo

publec enemy would always get in trouble for causing contraversy,for their political belief

metalica would be the metal techers that used to be cool

TLC was the crazy,sexy,cool trio of seniors who are verry popular among black and white kids.

EPMD was the duo of new teachers who talks about business

SWV was the girls that was like tlc but without the charissma and edge.

Aaliyah is the quiet shy girl that hides with her hair covering her left eye.she's thought to be dating r-kelly on the down low.she hangs with missy,genuine,timbaland & magoo

toni braxton was the black girl white people loved

janet jackson is a popular pop teacher who's banging jermain dupree

[Comic_Mobsta]

If jaime foxx is a teacher,Is his class about teaching young actors how to sing.If so would lindsy lohan be in his class? :D

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

If jaime foxx is a teacher,Is his class about teaching young actors how to sing.If so would lindsy lohan be in his class? :D


paris hilton

raven simmone

and the like would also be in this class.